Jeremy Kyle - Worst Black Eye ever

[Barbonification]

About 90% of people in Britain are nice, hard working people. I cannot comment on the other 10% as I've never been to Manchester.

[TheMartinfn123]

God damn, he got a big head!

[ILoveItalianGirls90]

I so wanna pop that with a pin.

[FatherTrez]

@ILoveItalianGirls90 LOL

[Cataduanes]

holy f##k, that is a first class shiner.

[pelvi3a]

he was obviously talking when he should of been listening

[dvlamanno1]

Have a wash,

Yes have another wash,

Oh please have a bath,

And put the water in an oil drum, as to not contaminate the water system!

[MeatyPixels]

Didnt know you can grow a pair of bollocks on your eyes.

[BOT101st]

The awkward moment when you realised it's a ball sack...

[Bernard8366]

@BOT101st The awkward moment when you're not funny at all.

[BOT101st]

@Bernard8366

And that is your opinion.

However, I wasn't trying to be funny... just a random comment... which I myself, know, is not funny...

[EdSoulman]

@inept@murking

Lol. Your hilarious.

[theYeLLowNInJa12]

about 90% of people in britain are nice, hard working people. Jeremy Kyle just filters out the crap

[Mohrkai]

@theYeLLowNInJa12

He sure does..

Lucky to have you as a fan isn't he bud?

[langazboomboom]

@theYeLLowNInJa12 youz calling me crap bro, i'm on giro and don't work, but i av ta get out every fursday an go town an collect it, so no wun can say im lazy crap!

[REALKILLADEALRECORDS]

@theYeLLowNInJa12

because the show is based on problems in peoples life lol

he has to filter it out. who would wanna see stories on a couple being nice to each other

i dont even watch this shit but just saying

[genericity]

@theYeLLowNInJa12 lol 90%, try 0.006 percent

[RogerabbitGosu]

Meh, I would have done worst to the asshole who sold me that camera

[EdSoulman]

@inempt@murking

I hate people like you.

[Ineptatmurking]

@EdSoulman Yeah, you hate non-conformists with opinions, figures.

[UnderTheAffluence]

Where do they get these people from? The answer is Salford.

[TheBeatBank]

I thought it said worst black guy ever...

[astromonkee1]

it's like a tumour growing on another tumour

[DolanBazza]

so this is how we help a society with problems, parade them around on television for entertainment

[cl0wnify]

I want to pop it.

[idontsignin]

My eye looked like that then I took an arrow in the knee

[CheersMarra]

@idontsignin Any chance you can take a Cock to the arse? Probably you fucking faghound!

[idontsignin]

@CheersMarra yeah i can, are you simple by any chance.

[CheersMarra]

@idontsignin Am I simple? Ever heard of grammar you remedial cunt. You've got no original patter, and you've just admitted to being gay to a total stranger, well done you thick fuck!

[idontsignin]

@CheersMarra why be ashamed you sad individual. you obviously have less grammar than me, mind the language simpleton.

[mattysniper2k81]

@idontsignin that joke failed know one liked it

[idontsignin]

@mattysniper2k81 do i care if nobody liked it, its only sad people that look to get as many likes as possible.

[mattysniper2k81]

@idontsignin then why write it on a jeremy kyle video you mong?

[idontsignin]

@mattysniper2k81 i never knew it was against the law, you tit.

[mattysniper2k81]

@idontsignin shut up and btw u look like a fucking fat cunt on your pic you drunk sweaty old fucker that is a waste of human resurces

[idontsignin]

@mattysniper2k81 well lets see your pic dipshit and then see who the fat bastard is and at least i aint scared to put 1 up and i wasnt drunk for the simple reason, I DONT FUCKING DRINK, and im only 31 which isnt old, you have to get a life cause you sound like a 5 year old, are you on the dole cause you sound like it.

[mattysniper2k81]

@idontsignin LOL am i on the dole XD fuck of lad the only thing you amount to is some kids step dad so fuck of

[idontsignin]

@mattysniper2k81 i think its a little bit impossible for me to be some kids step dad, is mr black eye your dad or something, i pity you.

[mattysniper2k81]

@idontsignin what ever you fat cunty:)

[idontsignin]

@mattysniper2k81 better than being a skinny dying cunt like you.

[xXfistyrhinoXx]

@idontsignin haha what a great argument lool fat cunty and skinny dying cunt hahaha

[mattysniper2k81]

@idontsignin a cunt meens fanny so i aint one and skinny meens slim which im not im average mong

[Mohrkai]

@mattysniper2k81

what a wonderful description of yourself.

[mattysniper2k81]

@Mohrkai Sorry your fucking solid il step back

[idontsignin]

@mattysniper2k81 do yo realise you saying mong to a disabled person here. you twat.

[mattysniper2k81]

@idontsignin what ever

[idontsignin]

@mattysniper2k81 yeah whatever, your a tit mate.

[mattysniper2k81]

@idontsignin SHUT UP U CUNT I AINT UR MATE AND STOP FINKING YOUR ARD arguing with a kid u fat mong

[idontsignin]

@mattysniper2k81 whos arguing tit brains, go away and crawl back up your mother vagina little boy, and you still didnt shjow me a picture of you. skinny dyiing freak, and if you think im fat you really haven got a clue. being in a wheelchair i could still kick the shit out of you.

[mattysniper2k81]

@idontsignin hahahahhahah XD LMFAO soz il step back u might bang me lad please dont bang me out im sorry:((((

[SuperJat2010]

lol



[keyblaemaster]

oh shit he needs to go to his local G.P

[TomasMales]

I bet that stage is riddled with diseases and shit from all the people who have set foot on it! Jeremy, get yourself down t doctors!

[Waltdis031]

filmed with a potato

[shaguar1]

I'd like to pop it open with a razor blade.

[Meatlock]

Fucking hell, that's like a second nose haha

[MrPaps1991]

OHHHH LOOK AT HE !!!!

[BudgieFace1]

I feel an ouch hear...

[readman010]

fuck telling his wife to make me a sandwich...

[SidOram1]

Im not scum, I just enjoy watching them crawl around,

[BombAtomically91]

looks like a hematoma

[draculon5]

He's been banging Chuck Norris's wife.

[TheMaximan97]

@draculon5 his head would explode if he slept with chuck norris's wife

[J0kABoi]

@draculon5 chuck norris isnt even that great, he got punched up by Bruce lee....Bruce lee should be the guy everyone talks about.

[draculon5]

@J0kABoi But then if I revolved the joke around Bruce lee instead of Chuck Norris, not as many people would enjoy it. It's all about the comedy my friend.

[sylar54100]

@J0kABoi awww he dead

[picspc]

he tried scarin mike tyson, did not work out the way he intended, the rest is history

[mikenewton83]

i was in the audience on this one haha it wasnt a black eye it was some growth he had the weird cunt haha

[hypercatjohn]

I can tell you where they get these people from: Longsight, Victoria Park and the entirety of Oldham.

[anothercrapvid]

there is a slug inder his right eye

[Millz606]

Wow that's even worse than boxing and mma injuries.

[Evohh1]

@Millz606 LMFAO GO DIE UNDER A ROCK PLEASE YOU IMBECILE

[essexdamo]

He deserves it looking like that dirty little smack rat!

[Mulletcatass]

punched by chuck norris

[Moonraker1974]

Hello? Where is the ice pack?

[mike2k28]

Looks like manny the pacman

[geraldbean1]

loooooooooooool it does look like a ball sack ahahahahaha fucking ell

[WhyYouJelly]

its hanging off his face like a testicle LOL

[waynedaly100]

HOLY SHIT, looks like a bus hit his eye

[SuperGrimupnorth]

its a good 1, not bad, its a corker

[xjo1988]

fake fake

[gobbitop554]

FUCK!

[dumfries93]

No... punched by Chuck Norris

[LukeSleaa]

punched by the incredible hulk

[VikingRaider]

A ruptured blood vesel, is all that is.

[OzTerri]

geeezus, that's got to be a cracked cheekbone or fractured eye socket.

[MrL0Wi]

Dude, Your face!!

[vote4reggae]

he said fuck chuck norris and he heard that. so chuck norris threw a peanut at him

[videoo3]

fuck off "cunts!

[sambwfc]

iv seen worse courtesy of chris brown...

[videoo3]

british scum



[bexie1966]

@videoo3 shut up u prick ..go suck ur mums arse..after ur dads

[ericafash]

@videoo3  Spanish Scum

[Danielladd16]

@videoo3 This is the scummy fraction of Britain. I can assure you that me and so many other people are civil. Don't summarize us because of some silly controversial show filled with the shit of society.

I mean, your in Spain. Yeah it looks nice there but most of it is poor.

[TheNoodleWarrior]

@Danielladd16 lol, couldn't of put it any better lad.

[JackieEstacadoNY]

@Danielladd16 So what you're saying is he/she shouldn't generalize you over a show but "most of [Spain] is poor?" How's that glass house treating you?

[Danielladd16]

@JackieEstacadoNY it is not a powerful or particularly rich country. So honestly you have a point but it isn't valid. My idea of it was if he was going to created such a critical statement so should I.

[Gingababe123]

@Danielladd16 I must agree, i am british and I really dont appreciate how all brits are stereotyped as being scruffy.

[Chazz8Zelda]

@Danielladd16

Let's be honest, it may be a fraction but it's still effectively 1/3rd and most of the people here regardless of how scummy they are, are pretty cuntish.

[Ineptatmurking]

@Chazz8Zelda Yep. I hate people who listen to rock/metal and are too closed minded to listen to anything else and go to gigs all the time who think they're better than everyone else for their music choice. I hate old people who still think we own a vast empire and that britain is the pedigree of the world. I hate people who have a good education, some wit, but judge everyone worse than them and do some mickey mouse degree at uni.. our society is full of cunts in many disguises.

[Mohrkai]

@Ineptatmurking

they don't think they are better, you do! so leech on to something else

[Ineptatmurking]

@Mohrkai I know I'm better than most people - it's called being wise and it's not wrong to admit you're better. We're not all equal. I just treat people with respect even if they are less talented or knowledgeable than me, I'm nice to everyone - social etiquette is what it's called. All the stereotypes I described lack any of that, hence my disdain. You don't really know me so nice hasty generalisation - am I disappointed? No, I expect idiots to address me with an inferiority complex.

[Mohrkai]

@Ineptatmurking

i meant for you to say what you did that "you think they're better".

and no i dont know you young'n i was merely making a response to your comment.

[Mohrkai]

@Danielladd16

You should take your own advice buddy.

[Danielladd16]

@Mohrkai Well no actually. If I'm not describing myself up there then I don't have to take it unless I want to follow in the footsteps of these 'contestants'.

[Mohrkai]

@Danielladd16

up where?

[PlaydohMonkey123]

@videoo3 Good to see you doing your country proud by being so narrow minded and ignorant.

[MrSamJarrett]

OMFG! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! D:

[MrRussianterror]

my eye was worse when i server time in the iranina forces and was forced to drink petrol through my eyeballs.

[tech4156]

that eyes pregnant

[Wwedman1PS3]

someone farted on his pillow :D

[rosscobosco]

@Wwedman1PS3 pink eye!

[Wwedman1PS3]

@rosscobosco yeah :D

[moviejacker]

Its FUBU for retards

Pure Chav show.

For Retards By Retard ( FRBR ). Not the same appeal !!!

[funksoulblues]

christ almighty there are some seedy motherfuckers in the UK

[MCFCRuss]

brummys in Manchester.. thats what happens

[LucyLouisTomlinsonxx]

oh god...

[Fromwahday]

Lmaooooooooooooo 

[MrSmithyistheman]

looks like a nose but some say that this guy has a second smell all we no is . he call the tumour

[joedange2007]

he needs to cut that..... cut me mick

[READYTEDDYBEAR]

THATS NOT A BLACK EYE......IT'S A TESTEYECLE........LOL

[anime000remixes1]

@READYTEDDYBEAR your an idiot...

[smithy2306]

Seriously, how does this show manage to get the scum they have on week in week out? There must be a colony of them somewhere...

[Uatemydoodle]

@smithy2306 britain

[MovieChannels]

@smithy2306 North England.

[excelbolt]

its where that inbred`s rib cage is

[MrGaragenation]

its another liver

[RedQueen112]

WTF is that?! he looks like he needs to be put down or something, that aint natural

[ENDOFANAGEMUSIC]

@RedQueen112 Hhahahahahah lmfao :D

[demi12356]

DON'T BE MEAN IT'S A TUMOUR OR SOMETHING D:

[DrDaxon]

WTF? when ever i've had a black eye it's just a small line and i look like a have tribal stripes :L

[97channel]

Hahaha, I never thought that at any point in my life I'd nearly laugh up a lung at the sight of a black eye.

[sexyuglyx]

did he fight a wasp?

[t0mlfc]

Kimbo slice did that.

[Master1906]

@t0mlfc kimbo slice is a pussy

[Brizo0505]

FUCK ME. HE FUCKED WITH BAS RUTTEN - GADANG GADANG BING POW AND ILL BREAK YOUR LEG.

[CrazyVideoClub]

stop hitting yourself

[aliceintheuk4]

I'm pretty sure I saw this guy at a bus stop near my house :\

[whiteyovsoton]

its his brain lol

[paybackkiller]

-.- @doomguy5000 and @wehrmacht95 : didnt read LOLOLOL.gif

[alexspencer1994]

That's a big booger.

[wehrmacht95]

@doomguy5000 especially underage kids hey i think you need to rethink your life. your apparently (rich good looking amazing sex playboy all that shit) when really you are nothing but a fat little peadophile sitting in your mommas bedroom fantasicing over rape molestation and animal porn you have nothing and think you are superhuman. FACT you are nothing and have no moral distinction between normal and mentally challanged. i would say grow up but personnaly you need to be in a straight-jacket

[wehrmacht95]

@doomguy5000 you havnt tore me apart at all you chav pussy you are only owning yourself it is typical human nature to call others what you are yourself so 1 stop talking about yourself 2 what is your fascination with rape and black guys raping me? 3 you arnt funny you just make yourself look like a twat 4 you havnt won anything no likes no cheers just pure failure is what you have won you must basically stalk peoples profiles to find comebacks. and i will happily fight a retard such as you

[wehrmacht95]

@doomguy5000 hahaha grow up you geek if you had a life you wouldnt be replying to my comments evey five seconds you would be out fucking your grandmother i truthfully wish you death im german i came to england got my job as a intel officer in the rhodesian army while you sponge off tax payer money i work for my living and im proud to not to mention if my son cant upload a call of duty vid then who are you grow up and remember you aint rich your just a little slob sponging of us. you burn in hell

[SiliconeBunny]

That's beasty!

It's almost a second face growing. That must hurt like crazy. I kinda want to poke it

[wehrmacht95]

@doomguy5000 hahaha yes yes yes you ''rich'' asshole more like poor pleasures of bieng a nazi are that after the war my family amassed half a billion in war funds very nice if you ask me it was spent too fast though around 7.3 million left now. thing is your lieing isnt getting you anywhere your just digging a bigger hole for people to shit in

[wehrmacht95]

@doomguy5000 hahaha well belive it or not i have friends and you say your rich haha how could a attention seeker like you have a life think about it if i spent all my time on the internet i would have a decent cam and laptop but i dont because i do have a life. your idea of a life is pretending you are a god when in fact you are insignificant + admitting to raping some1? is this your idea of getting friends or are you just as mentally challenged as you sound?

[wehrmacht95]

@oscarisalie im not trolling friend im not looking for attention its just this freak who is apparently rich and famous as he brands himself

[dazhibernian]

Heard this guy got the role as pop-eye

[wehrmacht95]

@doomguy5000 now you act like you have money bitch boy well you dont you are chav scum yes snort your coke and die. so whats your job eh? dont have 1 oh well chav bitch. acting rich on youtube doesnt make you look big infact very small you are insignificant you have never had sex or money maybe the drugs but that just proves your a junkie piece of shit and not rich. your not playboy your more like the person in this vid a dumb chav that will be dead before he's 40 enjoy your short life

[wehrmacht95]

@doomguy5000 richer hahahaaa yes this really affects this argument because you think your amazing you think your better yes im 28 and well im not a virgin unlike you someone that condones rape you sick little bitch i may be fucked up but you cross the line see you even had to use my information of my account to argue but you dont have anything on yours ha that said if you were rich and good looking you'd have a good cam to upload some vids wouldnt you? little jewish bitch

[wehrmacht95]

@doomguy5000 sick bastard i think people who try to be funny by saying/thinking what you do should be shot on sight. if this is true which the chances are against you having an ex or even ever bieng in a reletionship i would seriously concider consulting medical help which with sick shit like that needs to be done anyway

[serpentzara]

@doomguy5000 thats not funny

[hipnajit]

"It's not that bad" -Guy turns his head- "FUCK"

[fiestavan09]

bleed that mutha fucka !!!

[negroamigo11]

The ol' shoe polish round the telescope trick

[Rapist87]

He overheard some sluts in his local going on about how they love to run their tongues over the "big black eye" before they get a good shafting and he got the wrong end of the stick...

[ro0tt]

balls sack

[StevenRiceX]

looks like a large version on a blackcurrant fruit pastel

[TheScarfaceNinja]

Alex Ferguson has competition in the eyebag department.

[googler69er]

@TheScarfaceNinja lmao

[iTsRenno]

@TheScarfaceNinja lol, hes about 70 obv hes gonna have bags

[sweet518]

"Oh that looks pretty bad" Guy turns round. "HOLY SHIT."

[JDeMuse]

THAT DUDES GOT HUGE BLOOD VESSELS

[KROBluenose]

THATS NOT A BLACK EYE THAT'S A BLOODY TUMOUR!

[Brainbox96]

I dunno why but i imagined poking that thing with a fork. tastey.

[PrecisionHD]

That's what he gets for messing with my mum.

[SuperMadeline3]

3D!!!!!!!!!

[puffypuffington]

popeye went off the rails after his show was axed in the 80s.

[11essexboi11]

is that a tumour? surely thats a tumour? has to be a tunmour? anyone tumour?