Meet the Pyro: mr.dougan's roll call - 172 (Team Fortress 2 Gameplay/Commentary)

[ReconSpec]

This is why I lost faith in Machinima..... They choose the worst directors opposed to those who would truely bring something more innovative than this boring doushebag. How the hell would he get a contract? Is machinima truely that ignorant in who they select as directors?

[BonghaarRoar]

There's more air-quotes in this video than there are kills.

[MagicalNinjaChicken]

Hey everyone who likes TF2 please check out my channel! I just started to post TF2 commentaries and i want to hear opinions! So please check them out :)

[sexxylevi11]

I almost fell asleep you boring motherfucker

[ComeInStalker]

Shit loads of air quotes+playing with bots=massive faggot

[TheToppings]

Oh god shut up shut up; somehow you managed to make TF2 footage even more" boring"!

[thedananti]

fuck you boring piece of shit with your so called " fingers"

worst machinima director no idea how ur even a director

[hotscafy]

i count at least 17 air brackets

[EpicFacePalmz0r]

ur so fuckin boorin.....

[Frankization15]

You really like the air brackets eh?

[Squishyboii]

W+M1 with a degreaser? why?

[BonghaarRoar]

When he called Bad Company 2 Battlefield 2... I died a bit inside.

[TheAngelGabriel99]

stop spamming the air qoutes!! i hate people who do that..straight up hate them!

[cssbart]

Bad Company 2 is not Battlefield 2 u fat cunt

[EpicFacePalmz0r]

@cssbart ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[forge538]

Why do you keep puting your fingers up i hate you

[chrisandwillhobbies]

this is acctually practice :P

[BIackOpedWeasel]

This is not pyro gameplay

This is a pyro GAYplay

[GetsugaTenshoS]

Also I'm not trying to put you down or be nasty but doesn't Machinima require about 2000 subscribers and a decent number of views per video on your own channel for them to consider signing you up for for a partnership or directorship unless your content is pretty damn good? I'm just not seeing that so far. Keep up the work, it'd be great to see how you take and use the feedback but I honestly haven't seen anything that's quite there just yet in those videos.

[GetsugaTenshoS]

Stop the fucking hand quotes, seriously. No, it's not funny. I don't normally like to criticise on Youtube or roll call videos but I just have to in this case. It sounds like you've just memorised lines for this, you're emphasising things you don't need to and you're making things too descriptive and long winded which makes what you're saying very boring to listen to.Also in case for some bizarre reason you didn't notice, your audio and video are out of synch.Oh & the TF2 gameplay, not so great.

[TheSoulCrusher115]

i dont see why people are hating so much the video isnt that bad geez.

[jiggmin211]

You lack "air-quotes"

[stronguy20]

Hey a wild W+M1 Pyro appeared

[bigtimebop]

Seriously, bro. Cut the air quotes to a minimum.

[GetsugaTenshoS]

@bigtimebop Better solution, take them out altogether. If that can't be managed he should stop recording himself and just show the gameplay. Air quotes are something I and seemingly many other people find severely off putting.

[bigtimebop]

@GetsugaTenshoS yeah, and he doesn't even use them correctly.

[LaserSonic123]

W+M1 Pyro gameplay.

[Necroslayer17]

Wtf is this? Is this REALLY on Machinima's channel? BLASPHEMY!! 

[MrHotcocopuffs]

video games arn't boring but this guy is.

[MrScooter1200]

did you put in enough "air-quotes"

[DaysyDuke]

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[videospectate]

how dare you, i like onlyusemeblade!

[RetroTaco]

Yeah thats clever.. AIRBLAST THE DEMO INTO A LOW HEALTH MEDIC. That will contribute to the team..

[vgbjason]

Why are people so upset about this? It's a decent video. Come on.

[HeheHe999LOL]

Love the Game, Hate the commentator.

[SuperLizardBean]

If he does those "Air commas" one more time!

[themaconeau]

Probably most of you complainers don't even know what Pong is lol



[TreeMyzer]

a lot of people on machinima are really cruel man, do what you want dont worry about these kids ;)

[LukeyBah2]

I am playing "the pyro" and we're playing "defense" on a "payload map"...

So are you implying none of those things are there or that your playing spy on attack on a cod map?

[ManitasArriba]

You have a hipster feeling and you look like you think you are smart.

[gwillsthewizard]

The pyro is for tf2 players that suck try soldier or scout something kinda fun to watch. And really stop air qoutes it made me want to vomit

[Spinecrashed]

@gwillsthewizard Ahh gave in to the "all pyros suck" huh?, Lets see you beat me with soldier or scout while I'm pyro lol. Bad pyros give pyros EVERYWHERE a bad name.

[rypeist]

PLEASE don't make videos ever again

[spartan3924]

dunno where all the hates coming from was just a vlog with some bot gameplay

[brightcatseye]

Stop doing air quotes, they're meaningless. Speak louder and clearer. Why mention bf3 & mw3? I can read the title, I know what the game is. Stop wasting time talking about things that don't matter. Seriously, stop using air quotes. Playing with bots will give you terrible gameplay, play with real people. Showing your class's loadout is nice but you didn't go over what each item does so why bother? Tampon hits for flare gun hits? That's stupid, and tasteless. Please start over from scratch.



[Herosmurf]

I'm sure you're very intelligent but, for the love of god man, you're using quotation marks in the wrong context or at least inconsistently. I didn't think the video was as bad as people are making out but I mainly focused on watching the gameplay

[007zezima]

@Herosmurf i agree

[FORCEtheFUNK285]

omg how the hell does this guy have a contract. he's boring and the gameplay wasn't that great. there are way better commentators out there machinima. please take some time and find some decent commentators

[rolo951]

how come this guy gets on machinema and i get jack shit... i work hard on my vids and im defo not thiiiis boring!

[sigvess11]

your waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too old for this and you played as pyro so that means that you have no soul. i dont care if you pffort in, cause it doesnt look like it :/ i like that someone makes something else than bf3 and cod, but those all seem to suck... or the makers are pedophiles like you.

[MarkVIOperator]

why does he keep using quotes

[LinusAz]

Y THE HELL HE'S PLAYING WITH BOTS? D:

[B2LDrummer]

OMG! That wasn't Battlefield 2...that was Battlefield:Bad Company 2 Huge difference there

[iWalshie]

is this cunt stoned?

[Shmople]

In case you didnt know, you have a axetinguisher.

[MonkeyAttack97]

Awesome Sauce

[PongLenis1234]

You put alot of effort into the video, but im sry, youre not made for commentaries in my opinon. Fuck the haters!

[BhutJuice]

Most of y'all are fags anyways so why are y'all bitching?

[MediciMedic]

That 9th killer wasn't a kill. That was a dead ringed spy.

Oh by the way, AIR QUOTES MAKE YOU COOL AS FUCK.

[shadowlift1]

I feel sorry for the hate you're getting, but life is tough man, and I don't really think commentary its your forte...

[TheChaolinArmy777]

this video is boring.

Meet the pyro

more like meet the boring person. T_T

talking about meet the pyro is valve ever going to make the real thing that we all waiting for :P

[NicksterS318]

This guy seems like a "Fag."

[TheUndeadEffects]

And your a geek listen to yourself, look at yourself, you have a silly little book for questions, I bet no one even asked you a question your pretending people want to watch your videos. True Story Bro

[TheUndeadEffects]

Some people really shouldn't show their face. GUY IF YOUR READING THIS YOUR NAN WANTS HER FUCKING SOFA BACK, STOP TALKING AND SHAVE YOUR BUTTERS FACE K?

[bbrant239]

why u " " on every word



[live2createlife]

Show an """"""emotion"""""""

[TheInkaMinka]

all you do is wm1

[starelikeajunkie]

holy hell your videos are boring and your commentary is shit

[MrAntiVision]

Hmm if this guy is on machinima,why shouldt I;)

[Wunshott]

Thank you for posting team fortress 2! But you aren't that good :/

[shadow12786]

this video is so awkward so i unsubed 

[ZexAssassin]

is this a joke?

[GuyWithTheMustache]

This video is

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bad, and you should feel

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bad.

[ctawney100]

why would you use the degreaser if you are gonna w + m1 pyro

[SPENDOG54]

Boring twat

[SKunze0005]

this is so fucking staged.... no one is that clueless in tf2

[duckmovies1]

this is so boring...

[PistolOnlyJr]

/watch?v=ADedr1rweyQ

This guys birthday today :) Pistol Only Game play :) make it a special day :)

[GraaMeeVee]

Please machinima dont let this guy on anymore. My soul is dying.

[XrealtimemachinimaX]

@GraaMeeVee Machinima gives out contracts so when some has a contract they can post anything if it meets 720p :l

[Blucarot]

Boring, I thought machinima was suppose to have "good" videos........

[damimoncraft]

its not meet the pyro

its meet the FAG

[huggarugga]

@damimoncraft What's the difference?

[adornedpython]

u gay???

[Blucarot]

Yawn

[bob22222222222222100]

what the fuck is wrong with this prick

[MagicalNinjaChicken]

Check out MY pyro gameplay/commentary on my channel. I just started and i will be posting more in the future :D

[ecafredrummailliw]

yea way too many air quotes. if you're anything like this in real life i wouldn't be surprised if you were forever alone.

[Apparitionon]

You're a disgrace to Machinima, along with the other unexperienced directors, and the TF2 community.

[onehertbrain]

dude u suck at this game and the quotes is just....

[Saymite]

@onehertbrain He Sucks? WTF? 

[MrSkofu]

\What the hell is going on with your airquotes ...

[SpanishBroccoli]

*Sigh* Machinimas Dieing slow

[chrisgx5]

"why"  "am" "i" "watching" "this'

[skiders777]

in the "more from subscriptions" box under the video, was a video called: "THIS IS BAD"

so true

[TheWonderkit]

at first thought c´mon give him a chance but lol......no way that there is a red lightsaber

[andreas12112]

Pedophile???

[CookieOnMyShoulder]

ur the worst pyro ever... and u use air quotes wrong like kitman said

[YamchasDead]

check out my channel i do stuff

[xCASHxMACHINE]

Shut up and die idiot.

[Rockpile1988]

boycott machinima and when they see the views they aren't getting they will step there game up.

[InfectedByZanza]

Air quotes ... You are doing it wrong!

[KidLovesZombies]

Tutorial on my channel on how to get colored custom classes on mw3 and sub for more

[JoseCrazy10]

Why Machinima Suck?

[dani96fra]

How did a guy with 400 subs got on Machinima :|

[999Frede]

"dude" it's "BF:BC2" and not "Battlefield 2" and this video was "boring"

[MacbookCore]

we are ''not dumb'' dick head

[CaptainBlurbsie]

nice w+m1 skills brah

[Adalious702]

I "am" very "annoy"ing and "have" no "clu"e why "machinimarespawn" up"load"ed "this".

[ThePicanteKing]

I Will "Kill" Him If "He" Keeps on with "the" """" Because its "Annoying" As "Fuck"

[doctorsikander]

Thanks for this booring, condescending and NOT entertaining video. Has Machinima lowered its standards?

[KaKSaK08]

fuck you and you so called "finger"

[MadBurrito1]

at 1:33 it Battlefield Bad Company 2, not Battlefield 2 >.>

[morrisdestructor1]

you are the dumbest non-f2p pyro i have ever seen

[xGGZxsoldier]

ok...now there uploading bull shit -_-....n this guy is annoying as fuck....

[imaspazz1]

Btw there is going to be a battlefield 4 and a saints row 4

[MrZxcvbnmn]

SO "MANY" BOTS ">_<"

[FudgeYouGuys]

I cant understand anything your saying

[tchn000]

Hes black dislike and flagged(:

[CoolGeekification]

so many air qoutes!!!!! that dont even make scence

[LogicUndefined]

This would "be" considered the "most" monotone "voice", and most "boring" video I've ever "watched"

[SuperMcGaming]

Because Pyro is the most Pro class in TF2... :P

[BurningPsycoSoul]

Why is Machinima doing such a shitty videos, i used to love machinima, but now... u are letting me down...

[ChainError25]

@BurningPsycoSoul Well your watching Respawn not Machinima main bro

[BurningPsycoSoul]

@ChainError25 ye i know but im talking about machinima in general, not this video, this just made me remeber how shitty it got, everytime i go to youtube, theres a n~ew machinima video, and me happy, but then i watch it :( its just my opinion bro

[SuperLibu]

moar tf2 :D

[xxCesarxxOJxx]

this guy is fucking stupid

[Erlan305]

leftclicker



[superjeexx]

...Is it just me, or is this guy trolling?

Like, he's using those Air Quotes on every other word pretty much, so I have a feeling he's actually trying to annoy everyone.

Or maybe he's just using them for fun.

[MLGProRush]

I bet you could use every star wars stereotype on this guy, "get it"

[poingi14]

my first reaction "why the fuck heavy is hitting payload with his fists..."

[C0Ddemon27hk]

This video makes me wannabe watch the Spam videos in the comments

[gamefreak370]

so he plays as pyro AND he sucks. thats.....thats just dumb. i cant even...

[Fkkize]

Pyro is such a n00b class.

[d3m0nicpk]

Air Quotes are for sarcasm. Using air quotes wrong makes me rage. Brb while i punch a hole in my moniter.

[Kitman1973]

You are using air quotes wrong...

[Youcansuckme69]

@Kitman1973 thats how they use em in britain duh

[StarskyPSN]

" "

[1337INfi]

" " :D

[thauller]

This is incredibly boring.

[sirbob809]

u such a noob! plus soooooooooo boring

[Mrvidse]

Popcorn anyone? Nah too boring that

[FreddyGaming]

QUAKE 2 = BEST GAME EVER

[TheRhymeBoy]

Wow? Seriously now? W+M1 is just as easy to defeat as defeating an afk spy

[Sonnyrazer]

@TheRhymeBoy prove it then, words wont mean anything in this case

[TheFlatypus]

so... boring...

[kevins1310]

nub playing with bots

[PenguinPredator]

i want to "....." this "guy". very annoying

[Sunnansjo]

why so much hates?

[TheImaCowMoo]

@Sunnansjo misleading title

[Sunnansjo]

@TheImaCowMoo ok i didnt notice that

[hero068]

HOLY FUCK NOOBISH PYRO!!!!!!! w+m1 is for wussy GET THAT AXE AND CUT WHEN THEY UP IN FLAMES IDIOT

[ZeBrainkrieg]

@hero068 thats pretty nooby too you know

[hero068]

@ZeBrainkrieg it is better then the no skilled w+m1 that is mostly what he is doin and you can tell he has been doin a while since he cant get many hit on his flare

Me i like the Degreaser and the green shotty (havent played in weeks) + volcano fragment

not rly nooby if you use them right

[ginue02]

lol he copyed seananners old border style

[OaiaNeagra5000]

use that damn axtinguisher! they're so dumb they deserve a quick death!

[nielsisback]

RIP machinima

[MrToxicgames]

" GAY " "HOMO" "FAG"

[Zombiezpud]

Ugggghh ! When Is TF3 Gonna Be Invendet !

[hoboman445]

@Zombiezpud never tf2 has been in development for a couple of years they said DONT EVEN ASK ABOUT TF3 <- real quote

[iSlayerHD]

Dog Dick Dislike Bar.