I'm losing my virginity to a HOOKER! - Ask The John

[lixz1]

the q... (even though it's late XD) i'm a girl and i'm virgin so i would probably not do it... but that's because im just almost 16... otherwise... Yeah i would!

[shinobitech13]

Im 19 and never even hugged or kissed a girl. Beat that =D

[alexy360]

I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A RUSSIAN BEAUTIFULL ESCORT GIRL!!!!

her name was DASHA and it is one of my best memories .. i was 17 at the time

and since then i didn't stop having sex, even for 2 consecutive days.....

oh and never with a hooker. i'm now 21.

[videogameman555]

lol that one eyed gargoyle.

[no40]

Sam should go for the escort. I doubt he can successfully work & improve on his game right now. With his age, its likely that most women would frown upon him for his inexperience. So what that there are people that had the opportunity to have sex at a younger age. Unless Sam feels its best to earn his way to the bedroom, does it matter when or with whom he slept with? Is it that important to have a story about your first time? I mean, we're all horny bastards having sex with strangers anyways.

[meatkingsparty]

Sam buddy, nothing wrong with a hooker...dont miss out on the prime years of your life.

[theperv01]

But i dont want a one eyed gargoyle or a walmart wreck and i espacially dont an escaped zoo exsibit. I want a 5 or better. Not a 4 or worse.

[Undeadshand]

i lost my virginity to two hookers and im proud of it...

[powerofone321]

If a hooker falls asleep and someone has sex with her, is it rape or shoplifting?

[Qwntyn]

i lost mine when i was 4 i guess theres nothin better for puberic teens to do than make kids fuk in a closet

[imablazeuonfiya]

losing your virginity for a guy is not suppossed to be like a fuckin 8 yr old girl like disney movie. many of my male cousins and some of my friends lost their virginities to whores and have all gained a shit load of confidence and one of my cousins has a steady girlfriend that hell probably marry. i lost my virginity at 15 to a 16 year pot head chick who had way more experience than me. if u r a male virgin reading this, dont worry about wat girls say, they're just saying that cause they can

[imablazeuonfiya]

fuck whenever they want 2. all they have 2 do is tell da guy that they wanna have sex and open their legs and mission accomplished. im 17 and if i were an 18 year old virgin, i wud've paid a whore da 1st weekend of my 18 birthday and got dat shit done brah lol!!!

[krystalak666]

I can't believe you lost your virginity when you were 12! 0.0 By the way, wait 10 years till your the 40 yr old virgin. Maybe you can market that. LOL

[krystalak666]

I can't believe you lost your virginity when you were 12! 0.0

[TheEd0206]

I'll also fuck any one of your hookers that you interviewed than a one eyed gargoyle

[TheEd0206]

If I were Sam, I'd lose my virginity to a hooker, so I can ease some tension and perhaps lose my shyness, then try to hit a normal girl

[jonnathanhandshoe]

HAHAHA keep pressing four...."Im scared" lol

[legasy825]

well....most men need to have sex that one time to unleash that potential and acknowledge the game they got. He could either pay for that one time or have some1 help him out with gettin an exp with a chick....after that....its all him

[valtakunta]

"That one eyed gargoyle, thats yours!" lol'd :D

[funkyspin1]

Work on my game.. I can never do a whore...

[steviesbackbitch]

I'd say fuck a prostitute. It makes no difference who you fuck as long as it makes your penis feel good and you gain experience. Women can tell if you're inexperienced or not. But they don't know where you gained your experience.

[gnr2391]

@steviesbackbitch

plus, doing a prostitute is not any less shallow than doing a drunk girl at a party who can't even remember you the next day.

[JoeChapas]

You're in charge if the girl is in charge too!!! There must be Chemistry between the two (or more of you), Just be yourselfs without afraid of talking!!!

[rross27]

Its better imo to work on his game more, because if not he will end up like Pee-Wee Herman (without the money). Dating is sort of like being lost in the forest alone. If you were in the military or a scout you will probably be able to survive, but if you have no experience or preparation and are not on your game, you may just fold up into the fetal position. Probably not the best analogy but I know women love a man in uniform! Think about what her desires are, and pretend you forgot yours.

[101MrSenior]

you lost your virginity at 12…to a 16 year old……you bastard ;)

[rx7drifter323]

im a dude an i think fuckin is fucking so i think i would pay if i really wanted to an just lie when people asked

[christinelovesyou124]

i'd take one for the team :)

[hillsonchuks]

okay i'm a new subscriber and I don't get what you say at the end of your videos.

anyone pls?

[punkkimiko]

i wouldnt mind dating a virgin. especially since im almost 20 and still a virgin...

[Kommerzman]

Wtf? You were 12 and already banged a chick?!? That is so awesome!!

[KeyMakeMeFamous]

seeming im only 15girl but im in love wit virgins^_^. so virgins r cute nd innocent^_^ so yes i would if i was older^_^

[Adorict]

I'd have to work on my game, it's not exactly hard... drink + girls = ???

[Kogerii]

The one-eyed gargoyle bit cracked me up the most. It reminds me of the 2nd madman's tale from the 4th Entertainment of the Arabian Nights.

[sheenza911]

go out, get drunk, guaranteed to get laid! enough said

[fonzieboy702]

I'd give myself a bullet to the dome and just end it already

[guiletheme3]

@fonzieboy702 I'd do the same if I was as narrow minded as you.

[fonzieboy702]

@guiletheme3 yeah and you should because obviously you don't get a joke haha

[k5lta]

THANK YOU take what you can GET!!!!!!!!!!! and dont be like fuckin Chilli from TLC.

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

@k5lta

what you mean, what did she do this time, i thought all that bitch did was burn down a niggas house

[k5lta]

@TENNSUMITSUMA no,you know "What Chili Wants".

/watch?v=1xbHJ_G57Xg listen to what this bitch wants its ridiculous!!

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

@k5lta

just finished watchin that shit.

yo man fuck! if ANYONE wonders why she single (with kid) makin a fuckin reality show about trappin a man AT 39? ima BEAT 'EM

[k5lta]

@TENNSUMITSUMA i am too lmao!!

[ronstar1981]

I think the advice about ugly chick may fall on deaf hears. Come on man if you were 29 and you hadn't had it. How much of a looser would you feel if you pulled an unattractive girl. It seems to me that the problem is esteem and pride.

[xXRockXLobsterXx]

I don't think it makes that much of a difference. Think of it this way, let's say he went out and hooked up with some random stranger he just met at a bar or at some party or wherever. Would that really be any more meaningful? Either way it's not real love. Whether or not money is involved is entirely irrelevant. At least with an escort there's no pressure and he can even tell her his situation and she can sort of teach him. That way he might feel more comfortable about sex in the future.

[darkred520]

hey my first time i lasted long, but my second time was hours

[typhoon535]

If all you want is sex skanks are everywhere, and they're free.

[PHANTOMEXILE]

sam man up, grab your nuts, go up to the ugliest girl you can find, and there goes your virginity

[FK4SD]

Honestly, if someone wants to go ahead and lose it with a hooker, that's 100% their choice and it should be no one's business but theirs.

Famous guys in history who lost their virginity with a prostitute: John F. Kennedy (good looking guy), Napoleon Bonaparte, Vincent Van Gogh (disputed), Leo Tolstoy, James Joyce, H.G. Wells, Grouch Marx (quote: "I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt"), Mike Tyson, Henry Fonda, Colin Ferrel (taken there by his father!)

[imablazeuonfiya]

@FK4SD dont 4get about steven tyler, jerry springer, oliver stone, charlie sheen and much much more.

[gordon777juws]

work for it id never pay a hooker for sex :S

[kloklodk]

@gordon777juws What else would you pay a hooker for, if not sex? :P

[ForeverSunny3]

my boat sailed awa whem i was 14. And i was not a hooker.

[jtharani]

If i was still a virgin when I was 17 I would've got in my car and drove to mexico to get that shit done... Thankfully I didnt have to but still how could this guy wait so damn long its unamerican.

[MrHav1k]

@jtharani

If I had a gun, I would shoot you on sight. Never say such bullshit.

[TheNyCsound]

that one eyed gargoyle is your LMAO

[lilsm555]

Be confident my friend looks he got hit by a bus and still comes home with girls that actually look good.

[MysteryFaeryGirl]

I'm losing my virginity in a few weeks ;) haha. lucky me....keep your finger crossed that it happens.

Also...I'd fuck the 30 year old virgin.... ;) Course I would. DUH. I mean, why not??????

[herrfrunck]

HAHA! Awesome show. Don't think the advice was that good but I agree with some of it.

My take on it is that 30 year old virgins (who don't want to be)

have some messed up self-hatred, social phobia etc. going. Clear the psychological problem and the rest will be pretty easy. In fact, better to get the negative shit out of your system FIRST, or that first experience will turn the guy into a fucked up clinger instead.

[AwsomeTRIX5000]

That's right pay for an hour )) Also I recommend You to keep believing & searching for that special one))

[PnoyxAmerican]

Either one works for me haha

[mrdojob]

I don't see whats wrong with it really. Way worse goes on in clubs with unprotected sex and people bragging about it after. I would take a hooker any day over some chick in a club. Anyone who says otherwise a fucking morons and have alraedy prob lost there reputations.

[cheechyChoochy]

i would work on my game and lay my own chick not pay for one!

[GoneGuru99]

12 Years old? Skyy, you are the king.

[videosurfer69]

Hasn't anyone told this guy about alcohol?

[LiNaK37]

These youtube comments contain some of the most retarded advice I've ever seen

[baconSly]

@LiNaK37 Poemsforthee.c()m ( Non-retarded advice.)

[DigitalGangsterz]

lol "My balls will be rattling"

[folmore]

work on my game..psh no work needed :P

[OTKP]

I have this image of this nerdy hairy guy who goes to Comic Con every years with his goofy Costume and he acts really WEIRD around girls

[dzwadziescia]

Sky... have you been workin out?! :D

[Danmc91]

spend the money on a style consultant, hair stylist, gym and read and practice some decent pick up information.

Anyone can get laid with a little effort.

[cruzerman]

lamo that one eyed gargoyle is YOURS!!!

[OathOfOdium]

"Work on my game" otherwise I'd always be paying for sex.

[nuhvok01]

Shit son, earlier in August my bro brought me to a "spa" and I lost my virginity to a 30 something year old prostitute. My Father lost his virginity to a $2 Vietnamese whore while in Vietnam.

[GameF0x]

Go to a party dude. 

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

If I were a 30 year old virgin I'd shoot myself. 

[aqilwilliamsa]

my game is superb. hahahahaha

[ultraviol3tt]

No, I won't sleep with a 30 year old virgin guy. The fact that he's 30 and he is still a virgin says something about his confidence. And lack of confidence is one of the things that can (and will) totally ruin a sexual experience. And if we're talking about dating the guy - even worse! He hasn't had a meaningful relationship. This means that he's 30 and he's just starting to learn about relationships. Sorry, but that's no charity.. I won't be the one to teach him.

[ajinkya120]

i would try my luck every week, it's bound to work

[forshizzlemcfizzle]

Guy: Hang myself for being a thirty year old virgin.

[courtee000]

i want to take a guys virginity! you always see the guy taking the girls. what about the girl taking the guys?

[carlmalone100]

@courtee000 u can take mine o.O lol

[hughmanwho]

The acting tip is a good one. Especially since if you think of it as acting then if you get rejected you can say that it was actually your actor that was rejected instead of you.

[PublicKenny]

@hughmanwho But if you get into a relationship and you acted too much, you can create a problem, since it's not the "genuine you".

It's always important to stay yourself. Just by respecting yourself.

[thegamerzadvocate006]

"I DONT KNOW WHATS IN THERE, AND IM SCARED!" i like how his voice got higher and higher xP

[Snowdemoman]

I'd have to die before i lose my virginity to a prostitute.

And im not gonna stay virgin anywhere close to that time.

Work on your game.

DO IT!

[AFTERSHOCKZzz]

virgin.

[aped3sing]

Does it matters? -.- being a virgin is just a label.. Have friends who like you for what you are and not who you had intercourse with..

[toRieper]

I wan't to die a virgin.

[roster312]

got my date at 14 years old and laid in 15 xD What can i say? Thats life...

[Knorner]

the 4 people who didn't like this vid probably lost their virginity to hookers

[zippera95]

Skyy I am 15 and I ain't no virgin :D :D :D

[Vilemk0]

Sky, should that guy mention that he's a virgin? Helps at times with some girls, and although embarrassing, do you think it would work in his favor? Some chicks I know actually prefer virgins for probably the same reason some guys do.

[metters4lyf]

@Vilemk0 the only time i think they would prefer it is if they too are a virgin (and nervous), or religious and intent on marriage. even then, you still have to take control of the situation...

I would just keep my mouth shut if anything...

[Vilemk0]

@metters4lyf Religious nut = complete turn off, but I'm pretty tolerant.

[Harold10ful]

If i was sam id work on my game like Tiger Woods and BEAT MY DICK LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY!!...until that day.........thats if i were sam lol.

[jkw906koz]

id would have sex with the escort till my game is on point

[VampireLicker300]

i love virgins :) id do the thirty year old

[suckthisduck]

Word JJ dont be a bitch when it gets to you though, youll be trippin after you get it.

[ironman908]

I'm in the same predicament as @JJ18160. But I have a long distance girl who's also a virgin and is 20. Personally I'm not as worried as Sam to lose my virginity. But just like driving, I can't wait to try it, and keep trying till it's second nature :]

[Mardurenn]

work on ur game

[Deperaltanatives]

brahdah man. work on your "C" game to an "A" game. you got seven months to practice. goodluck to sam.

[DragonsKing91]

fuck dat, if it isnt free then its not for me!

[mrdojob]

@DragonsKing91 you always pay for sex. A girlfriend, wife or finding a girl in a club costs way more.

[shattla]

If i was him i would work on the game.. Loosing it to a hooker aint gonna do you good, whats the point of saving 30 years for a prostitute? There is none!

But i got no problems in that department.. im 15 turning 16 in december and i already lost it :)

[xiAresx]

dude just sit home and play xbox you'll get a chick that way and your gunna have sex over xbox live i mean its awesome Sam just try, oh wait i think thats what you've been doing for the past 30 years cool keep it up

[mangekyuoamaterasu]

SkyyJohn is lying he lost his virginity at 4

[minusblame]

work on game

[l3ds92]

Improve your game, it ain't worth if you didn't work away to get laid

[KiddVillen]

Work on my Game now Cmon.. stop being shy bro and BREAK BARRIERS!

[RetreatHell]

Ha Ha Ha!! Now THIS is funny, because when I was in the Marines my buddies from another platoon in my company paid an escort when we were in Vegas to have sex with one of our fellow Marine brothers.... who was a virgin!!! He lost his virginity to this hot escort on the bathroom floor in their hotel room while my buddies were on the other side of the door giggling like a bunch of school girls! Now THAT'S romantic, lol!

It's definitely one Hell of a story for him to tell at cocktail parties!!

S/F

[darkoverkill123]

12 years old, this guy is awsome.

[GraveRave]

Work on my game, definitely. No pussy is worth money, even if it had a cape and was juicy. No pussy is worth a dime.

[JNN187]

Las Vegas

[dj4monie]

@JNN187 Insane - Brazil

[azthundercloud]

let it be a blond, no no a redhead oh hell a milf is nice too.

[MickScarborough]

its not like its hard to get laid. Its as easy as leaving home. Every bar has a chick thats going to fuck anyone.

[gekisen01]

@MickScarborough

are you tall and/or white?

[lalalalalatechno]

F$^k he needs to get on that.

[conssuckballs]

My advise don't listen to a word anyone on Youtube has to say. Everyone posting here is borderline retarded. You really want advise from someone like that?

[Rarez2]

@conssuckballs *reads your username*. Your username is worse than 90% of the people who have posted here. So I, personally, am not going to take your advise.

[conssuckballs]

@Rarez2 How is that worse? Cons do indeed suck balls. If you can't handle the truth it's not my problem. As for you taking my advise, well you're borderline retarded so why should I care?

[columbianrefugee69]

ild visit a bar get fucking crazy

find a chick ask her to my crib and fuck her

[WilleGoesMental]

I lasted 40-50 minutes my first time.. is that fucked up or am i just lucky?

By me, i mean my girlfriend ;D

[derikschoy]

id kill everyone with my penis!

[PAO13071]

game

[GusBariga]

30 year old virgin? how did he last that long without exploding in a thousand pieces?

[Lachdenan]

Didn't guys used to routinely lose their virginity to hookers? Just something I heard...anyway, the prostitution isn't for me. I would work on my game or die trying...hopefully not have to die first.

[TheEltomato]

Problem with getting girls, if you are lucky like me you may have a couple of mates who always are confident etc, make them ur wingman. Im shy but having a confident friend to help who has your back does the trick. Then maybe after a while you can gain ur own confidence.

[ibraheemq8y]

i really regret that i lost my virginity to hooker when i was 14

[shahzadm5]

HAHHAH One eyed Gargoyle!!!

[SuperJetShoes]

I'd take one for the team. I may be this mans last hope, and I damn well know I'm better looking than a one-eyed gargoyle.

[themanwith6]

neither id rape someone =)

[BlueWave93]

I've heard of 50 year old virgin men, it's actually more common than you'd think to be a virgin for a long time.

[igetcheeze]

Getting laid isnt that hard sam, u must just not be tryin

[dougiebare]

fuck working on my gamne... ill just save it until marriage... n let ur wife teach you to make her please her... she will squirt everytime :)

[MagnitudeOneZero]

I was 21 when I lost mine, and was easily the last of all my friends. But I had chances before that, unlike Sam did. I wanted my first time to be with someone who was special to me, and it was. It's not that big a deal to be a virgin, mate. Some girls - the nice ones, not the slags - will find it novel and sweet. Go chat to them, as Skyy says, and you'll get a relationship and all the...benefits...that come with that.

[youlosez]

Work on your game man. Fuck the damn gargoyle for +16 experience bro!

[Executnr]

This was very funny!

[SpencerPCooley]

One eyed gargoyle lol. I love this guy .

[Emmanuel12325]

Work on my game for sure and you lost yours to a 16yr old and your were 12 your are my fucking hero

[MaicoMoon]

One-eyed gargoyle? lol, fukin funy shit, Skyy. Fuck this V-card shit.

[ishottheroflcopter]

he's gone 30yrs without sex, he can go another 30 more. if he doesn't know what he's missing it won't hurt him. plus.. the peak time for something magical to happen was thrown out the window years ago...

[ArcherKJ7512]

Girl: I've never heard of an involuntary 30yr old female virgin.

[ipoem1]

A:sky musttt have a huge cock to be fucking a 16 year old

[draigan]

i dunno how u get to be a 30 y/o virgin so i cant exaclty answer that. Its true though that if u start fuking a whore, your going to be hookeId. I say find a nice whore who will be your friend! LOL THATS IT FIND A FRIEND HOOKER!!!

[bizarrebob]

money can't buy you love......but it can buy you some female genitalia for an hour or 2..

[UnlimitedQ4]

I would commit Suicide LOL (Guy)

[Gothhana]

I'm known for taking those v-cards. Upside to a virgin, they're always clean, and they they're usually too shy to be super kinky the first few times. :D Yeah i'd definately take one for the team, if the guy was a virgin and he was a cool enough guy, i'd totally go for it. Mind you, i'm biased i do tend to gravitate towards the shy guys....

[lexxko]

Shit! Nowadays you have to 'invest' so much loot into the civilian chickens than you would ever have to with the pros, but whatever floats your boat... I ain't judgin shit, get it how you can

[keta4332]

i would not suggest for a man to lose his virginity to a hooker. but a 30 year old virgin is RARE in the united states of america, especially where i live. it is difficult to find a 16 year old virgin. darn there are 12 year olds that lose their virginity.

[Upchucka]

practice my game on the hookers.

[powerdbycomedy]

@Upchucka lol

[twinklybird]

I'm also kind of afraid of the dark...

Wait, that wasn't the point of this video...

Anywayz, loving the Ask the John segments!! :)

[WAKEUPshift111]

if you get a hooker... your game is gonna go nowhere. You HAVE to work on your approach if you're gonna meet somebody.

To get something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.

[dantheman1507]

if i was 30? ... damn... that would be imposible for me, I'm no stud but surely I'd meet a chick with some initiative... damn...

Sam, just go out in the world, meet more and more girls. One of them is bound to ride you 'till the morning or you come :D

[peanutboy3]

I'm just trying to make sure I don't end up like Sam. I'm 18 and a virgin.

The way I see it, if my game sucks so much that I can't get laid in the next 12 years, I'm probably not going to step it up any time soon.

Getting the first time out of the way may even help, who knows.

[urgoingonzo]

One eyed gargoyle.... LmAO!!!

[darkprinceaaron]

dud like all women and men we all are fucking johns and hookers. some are good at what they do. long she is a she and clean ass a women u have no problem. because all men and women are hoes in there way. dud it is better to pay now then to wait. ok john 666$

[seanbedb]

any port in the storm my friends :)

[EliteDoomer]

Most western females are whores, it makes no difference.

[godzillaisnuclea123]

one eyed gargoyle lol!!

[sunnywwefan]

I lost mine when i was six to my mum yes you heard right or was it my dad any way that's not the point i lost it when i was six

[MentalFiction7X]

@sunnywwefan

thats hot <3

[Dswagman]

sky you thinks 12 is early my friend and i were 9 comming up the elavator to my friends house to go hang out . his parents werent home the went grocerie shoppen. like 20 minutes later his girl friend rang the the door bell and came inside we all start talkin . she got a little naughty and drops her panties i left as soon as she did that and it was the best thing i ever did cause i found out the next day that she said that my friend raped her.after that i made sure i was i did it when i was ready

[davidmichlsn]

@Dswagman What the hell?!

[meganfoxsthumb]

dam, 30? christ, id bang my sister

[yafafly]

Wtf. work on ur game forsure.

u want dirty hoes for the rest of ur life?

[dougdathug88]

I would try to work on my game! Cuz hookers are dirty!!!

[masterbakery]

Sky, 12 years old, PLAYA!!!