ACen 10: Raptor Jesus

[MaroForLife]

I believe in what I see and what I see is Raptor Jesus! This video is evidence that He exists and came back on Earth to extinct for us again.

Ramen.

[PainlessTragedy]

I'm sure this has to do with the Reptilian Conspiracy.

[semillasdelorto]

@PainlessTragedy Of course, the Japanese Comunists hidding in Area 51 with George Lukas, they're the ones planing all of this, also the Aliens and Genetically Modified Superhumans, it's a Neonazi agenda to destroy America.... SOMEHOW.

[GodzillaCO]

You know, as long as you accept that Jesus Christ was God come in the flesh to die for our sins, I don't think the way you depict him matters.

[hakuseiDESU]

HE HAS RISEN! REJOICE!

[CaptCamping]

lol, he is on Mars and one day will return, be ready!

[DaddyWalrusguy]

Raptor Jesus is the son of The flying Spaghetti Monster

[XxemodeathorchestrxX]

only those with the most succulent lipids will be saved

[FOXGEAR92]

I can't believe uptight Christians go to these videos just to bitch about a religion they barely understand. Did you actually read the whole entire bible? No, you didn't. It was dictated to you by a pastor who just chose the bits he liked.

[cerebrateone]

raptor jesus is real and u cant prove its not ¡¡

[MrWarenia]

Stupid Americans, i wish to meet any in my country..

[alanoasiss]

Lol with orchesta and all xD! RAMEN.

[jdarmycav]

RAPTOR JESUS IS MY SAVIOR, fuck all you extremist christians on youtube, go pray or eat some face body and fake blood, its actually Chardonay wine.....Raptor Jesus approves

[hellgodhaven]

WE LOVE YOU RAPTER JESUS XD best part

[Rumor100]

This is absolutely disgusting. This is making a mockery of God. I hate to be these people when it comes time to stand before God.

[iamzemasta]

@Rumor100 How do you know you won't have to stand before Thor? There's just as much evidence of his existence as god's. Or Allah. Hell, there are thousands of gods.

[Rumor100]

@iamzemasta How do I know that I wont stand before Thor? Because Thor isnt God thats how I Know. There is only one true God and I advise you to find him if you wish to have eternal life.

[iamzemasta]

@Rumor100 So you believe you know. Well, guess what. I KNOW Thor is real. And i KNOW that your god is not real.

[Rumor100]

@iamzemasta Be happy living in your delusions.

[iamzemasta]

@Rumor100 Says the one who believes in a stone-age book that tells us we should stone our children to death if they misbehave.

[FOXGEAR92]

@Rumor100 Chill the fuck out you cunt.

[GA5MA5K88]

@Rumor100 It's a meme. Relax. 

[Rumor100]

@GA5MA5K88 Its an INSULT. Just be thankful it isnt Mohammed, the Muslims would execute you.

[conadz15]

@Rumor100 Id watch myself if i were you. Keep talking like that and youll get left behind during the velocirapture

[SmexyPikachu]

@Rumor100 lolgodwat? athiest ololol troll elsewhere nub.

[elpadroney]

exceppppt thats a t-rex mask (ail)

[EchoBoomer1987]

/b/lessed by the name of our lord.

[Brakzar]

When Raptor Jesus was doing that "shooting hand" gesture, he was actually killing the furries. His power is so mighty, you can't even see it.

[sloppymantis]

Fascinating

[Brakzar]

O hail the Raptor Jesus!

[seolhades]

its my lord

o algo asi LOL

[unkebekwa]

Our Raptor, Whose art is hentai, shopped be Thy face; Thy donations cum, Thy posts be done in /b/ as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily Bridget and forgive us our trolling as we forgive those who troll against us, and lead us not into faggotry, but deliver us from furries In the name of the Longcat, the Raptor, and the Holy Server, Amen.

[HardBodyNyC]

JURASSIC PARK THEME. I's loves it! But hey, weya da white wimminz at?

[SuperKLC]

raptor jesus has nothing to do with japan-worshipping culturally devoid wanpanese (aka white fags).

[Darksplinter82]

Who cares Raptor Jesus rocks and can go where ever he wants to and will fit in.

[mainmenu895]

LOL with jurassic park music and all. HAIL RAPTOR JESUS! HAIL RAPTOR JESUS! HAIL RAPTOR JESUS! HAIL RAPTOR JESUS! HAIL RAPTOR JESUS! LET'S MAKE A CRUCIFIX OUT OF HIM TOO! If this was a serious movement, and organisation, it would be cool. Like an anti brain washing crew. That's what world needs. Especially america.

[Write2Think]

right but here in america, they call it "indoctrinating"

[sarah77707]

Omg I'm sad I wasn't there D,:

[1337dingo]

I see a zipper! x33

[Gilberto4u]

THis IS AN INSULT TO RAPTOR JESUS!! RAPTOR JESUS DOESN'T MAKE ANIME CON. APPEARANCES!!!! HE KILLS JEW FOR THEIR SINS AND JUST GOES TO THE HEAVENS!!!!

[invadertwitch]

uh... he was also at Akon 20..... lol

[Gilberto4u]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[invadertwitch]

lol

[DRAGON6708]

GLORY /B/ our savior has return god bless you raptor jesus

[fearlesssockpuppet]

Just how did 'Raptor Jesus' come about? Might the concept be a spinoff of David Icke's theory of reptilian aliens controlling the planet, coupled with people turning Jesus and Christianity on its ear?

[DRAGON6708]

our place is not to question where raptor jesus came from, but to follow him and his teachings bless it /b/ raptor jesus

it is written snacky the lil children who come upon me because they are juicy and tender and taste like holy chicken

[Gameguru667]

Our God is a Jurassic God

He Reigns from 4Chan Above

With Wisdom, Power, and LOLZ.

Our God is a Jurassic God.

[dragoons9009]

hehehe someone tell us. im dying to know. (no pun intended)

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

In the name of the Holy Server.

Praise Raptor Jesus.

/b/elieve in him and his glory.

[sandmanreborn]

Raptor Jesus lives.

[Darknizzle]

thats a freakin awesome raptor jesus costume!!

[DRAGON6708]

a costume?? you dare hint our savior is nothing more than a mere mortal ina costume BE GONE HERATIC BE GONE WE HAVE NO USE FOR YOU ANTI RAPTOR JESUS! IN LULZ WE TRUST

[joeduncan08]

it's raptor jesus.

he went extinct for ur sinz.

[lilygetcrunkk]

"WE LOVE YOU RAPTOR JESUS! WE LOVE YOU!"

ROTFL I AM PISSING MY SELF, THIS IS INCREDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLE.

my ex was obsessed with mr. raptor

[vegeto605]

He has risen!

[WTSnoob]

i agree with the music

[Yoshihunterhunter202]

I abosolutely love the Jurrasic Park music in the background. It really adds to the scene. xD

[J4gm]

Hail Raptor Jesus!

[ANIMATRIX0110]

im a /b/leaver

[kexonnull]

he should have baby in mouth rofl

[Isparrow69I]

i feel his presence!

[zal3nt]

LOL at the juarassic park song, hail raptor jesus.

[reivax452]

I can't see the video, it says is no longer avaiable. Can you see it? =\

[EKSD]

Weird, I can't see it either but apparently the guy who commented after you can. I'm going to find it and re-upload...

[Clap4meBitch]

I could watch this all day.

[Clap4meBitch]

Raptor Jesus lives in my heart.

[HellfireRedeemer]

SAVE ME RAPTOR JESUS!

[quickson1]

Oh my fucking god, it's a dinosaur, raptorjesus christ, what the fuck.

[herreichmann]

Shun the no Beleivers!

[Interioroutbreak69]

At first I was skeptical about raptor jesus,but slowly, gradualy I began to see the light in him, and slowly my faith increased.

Now, Im no longer faithless, Im actually enjoying life, and I can give my thanks to Raptor Jesus. Raptor Jesus has saved me, and he can save you too, all it requires is a little faith and raptor jesus will comfort you.

Raptor jesus is our god, if you dont worship him then go elsewhere.

I BELEIVE!

[Metalicafan1421]

He hath broutheth you carnivourous enlightenmen... eth

[Clap4meBitch]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[Tyrkul]

Amen Brother Amen

[reivax452]

Hahaha the music, LMFAO XDDDDDD

[SpikeRazzor]

Very fitting, lol.

Another soul saved!

[SebastianAxx]

Raptor Jesus says hi!

[flowerpt]

Perfect orchestration.  Where can one procure such a fabulous raptor get-up? The best I've found is a lame T-Rex.

[Zilla19982004]

You win the internets.

[Xemnashizzo]

XD we love you raptor jesus! You are my saviour!!!

[taxidriver1990]

LULZ the Jurassic Park theme!

[rimedragona]

Lol. I was there for this, and I got some video of it, too. It's pretty crappy, though...

I wonder if I should post it, even though it's like a year later. ^^;

[Alex22351]

OLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[haydenjarquin]

I wonder who would win in a fight chuck noris or raptor jesus ???

[sandspider2]

they arent allowed to be in the same state because if they are the earth will implode

[frolegend]

Praise the honourable and sweet Raptor Jesus.

[yevonator88]

This is pure epic.

[Kotzu1337]

Our God's a jurrasic God

He reigns from 4chan above

With wisdom, power, and lulz

our God's a jurrasic God

[BluePlue]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Taggerung89]

MSEBONYSEDC

Repent! Raptor jesus hath cometh! He went extinct for your sins!

[mucasPARTSstudios]

WE LOVE YOU RAPTOR JESUS

[thegoatavenger]

raptor jesus is my new savior!!! praise raptor jesus!!!

[Skeletons777]

Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins REPENT!!!

[krunc88]

Hell YES!

[Sanref]

H O L Y F U C K

[Tacowiz]

Is this the second coming, a member of the Anonymous internet hate machine trying to impersonate our savior, or a religious cosplayer?

[3dEnthusiast]

EAT THE NON BELIEVERS!

[coralthesquirrel]

hahahahahahahahaha @ the shitty Jurassic Park music

[TheRaptorJesusCult]

Raptor Jesus! You will return!

And you will take your cultists to the paradise!

Angara Boli!

[TheSwedishDork]

"This is blasphemy... this is madness..."

"Madness...? THIS IS RAPTOR JESUS!!!!!!"

[pdotzombie3]

LOL when my friends and i were dressed as bunny and kitty lolitas, we got in an elevator and raptor jesus was there. he started growling at us and said "mmm, dinner!" it was great.

[BluePlue]

Make way for teh king!!11!!!! LOL!

[pk1444]

roflmao, Raptor Jesus cometh again to the Jurassic Park theme song! All Hail Raptor Jesus!

[Sebastoid]

ZOMG THE LORD HATH COMETH

[DistortedDingo]

AHAHAHAHAAA I LOVE RAPTOR JESUS

[ForgottenandAlone]

OH MY GOD

I WANT HIM TO BAPTIZE ME!

[beafboy01]

XDDDDDDDDD

[Phleg]

great, its not loading for me >.<

[shickumsx]

lol awesome with the theme on the organ

[blackdeath423]

ITSA NOT LOADING ! GOT DAMNIT !!

[HASHRICK]

HAIL RAPTOR JESUS

[o0ShadowFox0o]

I don't know how many people caught while I was there, but I said the Raptor is upon us! (Rapture)

I was the one with the gold fox tail there, and a black mask with fox ears for a time.

[Hieifireshadow]

Haha, I was there earlier that day, but I didn't see Raptor Jesus. XD

[orgasimicCookie]

I loved that guy xD

[redjorro]

awesome

[wanderinthoughtz]

For some reason it's not loading on my computer... T____T

[Alycorn]

It actually doesn't load for me either >.> But it seems to load for most of the other people who watch it, so I dunno what's up with that. I can send you the original if you really want to see it XD

[vinjaryou]

I think the entire 'con would have Raptor Jesus' babies, XD

Man, that was way too awesome. MUCH LOVE.

[Firestarter66]

ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS!!!

Ha ha ha! Ah man I wish I coulda seen this!

[XPingtronX]

I love Raptor Jesus