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  • Don, sorry to say, but the mustache just isn't your thing.

  • He's streets ahead.

  • I like how they never decided if they wanted to bleep "shit."

  • Enough with the shirts please

  • Evolutionary Psychology. Thumbs up.

  • Bestie Boys shirt!

  • Hooray for shit at 1:16! Fuck censorship!

  • too bad chappelle already did the alibi joke, much funnier too.

  • @kitfisto522 Exactly what I thought like 3 sec in that joke.

  • He said "Camp" lol

  • it took me a while to get the camp joke lol

  • They forgot to bleep out 1:17 hwh

  • @drakeltheryuujin so...

    

  • donald glover is a boss

  • @Ammo1174 i wish i could work for him

  • patrice o'neil had a similar thing with receipts..but donald is still the fuckin man!..

  • aha these jokes are based on dave chappelle but till funny :)

  • @ThermalKM lol i was just thinking the same thing

  • sup with the stache, man? xD but my GOD he is sooo talented! rapper, writer, comedian, actor, singer..

  • Childish Gambino is one funny fuck

  • I'm glad he got rid of the mustache lol

  • Half his jokes are stolen. Lame.

  • @svenlars99 Stolen from who? 

  • more Jew pussy 4 me! lmao

  • Liked and favourited. Why isn't the audience laughing more? This is hilarious.

  • @Mrmagiccity27 the acoustics are bad

  • looks like he's trying the chapelle stache :P

  • Love Community!

  • he stole patrice oneals joke

  • @gummybearteethman which one?

  • CHILDISH. GAMBINO.

  • niggerfaggot

  • @ribako300 indeed

    

  • @ribako300 go to hell

  • @IIOnyx haha I think you missed the joke. Check out Donald Glover's video at Derrickcomedy called "niggerfaggot".

  • @ghos2277 LOL 

  • only chappelle can rock the creepy villain moustache

  • He should make an hourlong show, at the very least.

  • CHILDISH GAMBINO SON!!!!

  • He can be funny, hopefully he'll really step into his own. Feels like I'm watching Chris Brown rehashes.

  • just watched this dude on comedy central and he was awsome

  • Hahahahaha..... he said CAMP...

  • am i the only one who noticed he was wearing a solid gold hits shirt?

  • Best Jewish jokes I've heard still omg

  • Oh shit watch out Kevin Hart this nigga is killin shit n hells yea I'm dvr-ing his Comedy Central show

  • He kills it at everything! but his album drops this tuesday and im pumped!

  • he's so funny :)

  • All available evidence indicates that, yes, Gambino is a mastermind and that he will, in fact, fuck bitch to pass the time.

  • The camp joke was bogus lmao

  • 2:15 - 2:25 WAS EXACTLY LIKE DAVE CHAPPELLE when he talked about more monkey pussy for me!

  • he stole the 'mo pussy fo me' from dave chappelle

  • "Yeah cause u killed all the relaxed ones" ROFL

  • Camp is his new album lol

  • MYSTERY TEAM!!

  • donald can act in a show he writes do the theme song and it can be a funny show ..... wow

  • how come i never heard of him xD he's awesome!

  • All my Jewish friends go to the same three summer camps EACH YEAR hahhaha!

    Oh and fuck yeah, Camp's coming out.

  • seein childish at the fillmore on Nov 1! so stoked

  • I LOVE this guy's music project "Childish Gambino" if you haven't seen it, search "Freaks & Geeks" it's awesome!

  • @sydneyandersonband did you just now learn about him. get with the times bro

  • look at the msutache ? 

  • @JerryJetR2Raw Evil TROY!!!

  • TROY AND ABED IN THE MOOOOORNING!

  • Okay I'm Yonsei and at 2:58 I spit out my monster drink laughing and now I'm cleaning my keyboard

  • y do they bleep shit sometimes and not at 1:17 ????

  • he has a great rapper voice....someone should put this routine to a beat

  • @hermelmet thats probably because he is a rapper

  • @dfrtghjkl oh, are you sure? i thought I just came up with that myself.....lol, wow.

  • @hermelmet no i just guessed

  • His swag's got high cholesterol

  • NIGGA CANT YOU TELL THAT MY SAMPLE OF ADELE IS SO HOT I GOT THESE HOOOOOD NIGGAS BLOWING UP MY CELL

  • woooow controversial and definitely daring!!!

  • whats with the gatsby stache??

  • He is better than Kevin hart I'm a fan of both rhough

  • this guy rocks

  • i love Donald Glover...BUT that first joke he stole from Patrice Oneal on Comedy Central Presents

  • Hilarious

  • He stole the "remember this face" from Chappelle.

  • @mrbarneystinson100 he stole that joke from patrice oneal also

  • "If i was Jewish, the last place i want to be is at a camp"

    HAHAHAHA LOL THAT SO F-

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now i get it...

  • @6fanboy1

    I don't get it. ]:

  • @SilentAffection1 It is a holocaust joke, concentration camps.

  • @SilentAffection1 Jewish...camps...come on, even now God is like "WAKE UP, DON'T YOU GET IT"

  • if he was in a video with amir, my head would explode from the funnyness

  • oh man nostalgia, i remember seeing this in the 8th grade, be4 his gambino swag.

  • love gambino and derrick comedy

  • they missed a shit

  • This guy is my own personal Jesus Christ! Donald, you rock!

  • childish gambino man im fly as a feather

  • I am running this bitch, you are just a dog walker.

  • funny, Patrice Oneal does a similar bit about store clerks so you dont get blamed for murder though

  • Donald Glover is a great actor, a fucking hilarious comedian, and one of the best rappers out there. He is a god.

  • "I would like -- WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME!?"

  • i knew him from derrickcomedy and Community before i knew him as childish gambino

  • @MetalFry i guess that means ur awesome

  • @BoneJanglez4419 yes it does

  • @MetalFry me too bro

  • @MetalFry You must be a wizard.

  • @MetalFry Your lying. You knew him as the gay guy on 30 Rock. lol (:

  • @DeontaFGSprewell obviously lol

  • Trooooooooooy

  • SWAG

  • Actor, Comedian, Rapper. Is there anything he can't do?

  • @Drazgoosh He can not fail (;

  • @Drazgoosh run for preside...... aww fuck

  • @Drazgoosh not be amazing

  • @Drazgoosh fuck up

  • @Drazgoosh he can't fail.

  • @Drazgoosh idk go broke lol

  • @Drazgoosh be white

  • @Drazgoosh also a WRITER for 30 rock

  • @SwagOnAMiwyon lol, I didn't see your comment. Don't sue me.

  • @Drazgoosh Well, he wrote 30 rock.

  • @Drazgoosh He can't be an astronaut *reads news paper* "Donald Glover becomes first man to walk on mars"

  • @Drazgoosh he also writes for TV

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  • you have no idea how many times i've watched this...oh donglover

  • this dude is funny as hell, he will def be big in the next wave of comedians. Reminds me a lot of Kevin Hart.

  • you can't go HAM, you's a JEWISH nigga

  • It's just childish.

  • gambino is a mastermind, fuck a bitch to pass the time

  • @phillyflyers23 mass appeal, orange rind, smoke your green I'm spending mine

  • @phillyflyers23 mass appeal, orange rinds, smoke your green i'm spending mine :D

  • JERRY!

  • @TheTechNerdShow I'm pretty sure every topic in the world has been discussed by comedians, it doesn't mean they're stealing material. It's pretty normal for comedians to be inspired by other people. How do you know he hasn't given credit to them? This is a three minute video, you'd have to watch videos of his entire life to see if he credits people or not. I'd personally watch them because Donald is awesome

  • @cooperwd01 yeah i agree. And a lot of jokes that comedians come up with are the same by coincidence. Who hasn't thought of a joke and then heard someone else say it? it happens all the time

  • All these jokes are either stolen, common, or easy to maker. Where is the creativity in comedy? Why are the standards so low?

  • @firemarshall007 Comedy isn't always about the jokes, a lot of the times it is how the comic delivers the joke.

  • @TheTechNerdShow In that case can I re-record albums and movies and sell them and say "its not always about the material, its about how the material is sold"? It is about the jokes, comedians work hard and shouldnt have to have their jokes stolen without due credit. This hack should have given credit to patrice o'neil and Chris rock, who he stole the alibi and slave breeding jokes from. Also, Jewish comedians have been making camp jokes since the 60s.

  • @firemarshall007 Comedians have been stealing jokes since the beginning of comedy. Believe it or not but the DELIVERY is the most important part of comedy. Yes, the jokes do matter but if a comic goes on stage and messes up he is done for the night. I've been to many comic clubs in the US and UK and I've seen many comics screw up the delivery and get booed off of stage (more prevelent in the UK).

  • This is nothing more than a compilation of stolen jokes from other negro comedians.

  • @firemarshall007 Those damned octaroons and their penchant for thievevary AND humor!!

  • This right ^, yeah this shit is pretty dope.

  • Most comedians byte material (No-Homo, I think?). Dude is nice with his. Who would you prefer Kat Williams?

  • @slanguage37 why did you say " no-homo " no offence, but you may have a little homo in you

  • i like donald glover but this is sort of a chappelle joke that he changed slightly about creating an alibi for yourself. look it up

  • @corydelmore No, Patrice O'Neil, the heavy set guy that used to work with colin quinn a lot. He had a joke about the soda can rapist in central park. Comedians always stole jokes, but its real bad nowdays. It seems to be nothing else in comedy anymore.

  • Did I just get called an idiot for making a point? I didnt say it was true I said it was a common stereotype

  • This nigga multitalented!

  • How is menthol cigarettes a stolen chapelle joke? Thats a common stereotype.

  • @xxkiskekyxx shut up idiot

  • Donald Glover is fucking hilarious; i find myself cracking up at his lyrics, too. All around amazing guy <3

  • childish gambino got that swagga

    all these pussy niggas round here dont matter

  • Childish Gambino!

  • he stole this bit from Patrice Oneal

  • This isn't the best stand-up, but his music is better. He's a good actor too.

  • 2:58 ftw! Childish Gambino is beast

  • Childish Gambino is my man crush <3

  • childish gambino brought me here.

  • @organizedchaos113 This is Childish Gambino you dumbass. They are the SAME PEOPLE..

  • @Bhazooka360 ofcourse it is. never said it wasn't imbecile. Chilish gambino is his artist name.

  • @organizedchaos113 Yea, i love both of them!

  • @organizedchaos113 Yea! This guy is amazing at everything he does though.

  • I love how offended people get for Dave Chappelle. 10 to 1 He dosent give a shit, might even enjoy the show

  • CHILDISH GAMBINO

  • hes got the charisma of chris rock when he tells a joke, he snaps on a beat like eminem

  • just had a couple beers with this guy.. pretty funny in person too

  • Love the stolen Dave Chappelle joke

  • @23jedimaster23 ya the menthols

  • @casino16 Well i was refering to what he said about buying a whole lot of stuff so that people rember his face so that he has an allaby.

  • @23jedimaster23 i dont know that one but the he said the exact same "black people like menthols" joke on the chappelles show

  • @23jedimaster23 It wasn't stolen; it was a reference. A tribute, if you will.

  • If you dont like him, then say you dont like him. Dont say hes lame because he obviously isnt. He won an Emmy, and now Adidas is playing his single on their commercials. Hes doin big things. What are you up to?

  • amazing

  • If Charles Hamilton was a comedian

  • hes just like dave chappelle in this

  • so anyone else seeing the rip off from chapelle? I mean I liked this kid in the mystery team, can't say im a big fan of his rap game, and he does ok in stand up. but the begging ( i only went that far) is a mad rip off from chapelle.

  • ripped off chappelle a bit with his "more jew pussy for me" line

  • @wtfarockfish  I dont remember that. I didnt even understand how that fit in with this routine.

  • @firemarshall007 well, I did say "a bit." That said, the bit I was referring to is located at the end of this clip:

    /watch?v=A-lEzYZMo1k&feature=r­elated

  • @wtfarockfish I dont understand how it fit in with this bit though. Has this college humor video been edited?