what not to say to a cop funny please leave comment

[Thesupaflyguy24]

Funny lard ass the best part

[MyCACALACA]

boooorriiiiiiiiiiinnnnggggggg!­!!!!!!!

[Stimulusmaximuss]

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tatydial12]

hahahahahahahaha now what do you say to a female cop?

[hereonly2comment]

Kid version "I'm sorry I don't wanna go to jail" :*(

[TheSharpshooter73]

yes yes i fucking love it who rver made this vid is now my new god

[ImTooAbstract]

I HAVE to memorize this.

[LiamCCTV]

I SAT ON MY BALLS

[Brandon95Hemphill]

93 ppl r cops lol

[DemiDuchess]

AWWWWEEESOME!!!



[daviddiringer]

THIS WAS REALLY FUNNY, JUST A SECOND AGO I WAS WATCHIN THEESE STUPIED ASS MEXICAN'S VIDEO AND I HAVE TO TELL U IT WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

[blaine201612080]

20 likes and ill,wait., i have a life

[irockyeah2]

@blaine201612080 thats nice

[blaine201612080]

now dude, no need to ack like a retard mexican.

[yamiyumi15]

that is defenitly fake that cop would have kicked that guys ass when he sed sir porksalot but u can not go 2 jail unless u threaten their life

[TheAngelsBite]

hi my name is jenna and i WOULD like to protest... FAKE!!!

[irockyeah2]

@TheAngelsBite obviously it is...

[TheAngelsBite]

@irockyeah2 Yesh

[Jaymzzz1349]

@TheAngelsBite

Hahahahaha. No shit it's fucking fake!

[hydenfullrunner]

eventually he would learn to STFU XD

[greenbay006]

I loved it

[mario641602]

i dared my friend to do that and he got a bullt to the leg :3



[xrayracer1]

ill tell you what you dont say to a cop, i once got pulled over for a breath test and the cop asked: "do you have any outstanding speeding tickets?" and i made the mistake of saying: " i would'nt say outstanding, but they were pretty good though!!" needless to say he did'nt find it funny.

[BLASTSNOW]

91 people got arrested for saying this to a cop

[socal248300]

this guy loves huge weiner in his bottom haha

[blackstar441]

lmao it had me dying!!

[Octopusmatt]

Haha sir porks alot!

[tashapeele1]

This was one of the funniest videos I've seen on Youtube in a while. The fact that at the end he's like "I'm glad we cleared things up here" is classic!! Just classic. I wanna be that guys friend!!

[ninerniner87]

Cops blow

[MrBaga12345]

fake!!!!!!!!!!

[xiBExGentss]

@MrBaga12345 no shit!

[legoskaterman117]

He should be on roosterteeth rvb!

[Charizard1031]

I bet you five bucks it was fake

[1Ryboii]

Oh shit!!!! Hahahaha!!

[275kido]

its fake



[irockyeah2]

@275kido really?! r u sure?

[275kido]

@irockyeah2 yes

[275kido]

@irockyeah2 well yeah who would have 3 diffrent cameras on them when talking to a cop

[TheAngelsBite]

@irockyeah2 Aha atleast i got 2 top comment :P

[Udansha]

Funny but u take his job personal. It's just a job lol

[Kanamesamasqueen]

he's going to die!!! #3

[94f150mofo]

What other reason could you have for being a colossal handjob of a man?hahahahahahahhaha

[tehcolbshow]

some stuff i could imagne sheldon from big bang theory saying it

[fouurnall]

ohh shit funny

[asha2828]

If I am the cop I wouldn't listen that long time.

[tyler155dds]

Lol people with normal size penises lol

[Heyjude575]

Hahaha....not that funny

[masterlock117]

sir porks-a-lot

[mobsterlobster100]

So funny

[illhollywood]

you should have asked him for his gun and shot your self... get a life fag...

[rajonrondo9rocks]

Lol I'm gonna do that the next time I see a cop

[tnt5151]

lard ass HAHA



[abibuttercup]

Hahahah I'm gonna say this to a cop

[saalanc]

The best part was the end.

[mercmanjr]

funny at 0:10

[majorcheesepuff13]

is that sheldon from big bang theory?

[ricanlegend203]

Lol

[wowzerss]

"and on behalf of attractive slender people everywhere I just wanna say we're sorry"

[Rottweillergirl247]

lol

[Th3eMiNEMFAAAN]

he reminds me of sheldon from the big bang theory

[Mhikeal]

@reyo88 - Don't know where you live, but where I live driving under the influence of any mind-altering substance is illegal and will get you carted off wearing matching bracelets. This video would've been much funnier if it was real, and we know it wasn't real because the guy would not have made it through half of what he was saying without getting yanked out and thrown up against his truck.

[blazenup420]

lol



[Fleursdelily]

Or...

Cop: "You have any idea how fast you were going?"

You; "You were the one who pulled me over, you don't know how fast I was going? Jerk off!" >:(

Then expect an ass beating lmfao !!

[iamtpain3000]

soooooo fucking funny

[claudia1610]

funny but.. say it to a real cop.. and film it..

[LakedaimoniosGR]

67 cops sow it xD

[knipazhept]

problem, officer?

[TheFirstLiquidVideos]

LMFAO period

[oldeng40oz]

say it to a real cop. 

[irockyeah2]

@oldeng40oz ill definetly do that for sure

[Labam88]

@irockyeah2 sure.. and in jail they got wifi connection lmao

[ominousmaximus]

@oldeng40oz The truth hurts

[missibeee420]

haha



[Kinglion645]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!? I SAID SRY

[bananasote]

THE BIG BANG THEORY

[FallingNowhere]

If I were the cop, I would've bitch- slapped that guy at 0:26.

[lolbunny0005]

lol

[fiatmad]

brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[p4nch01]

can we all get along?

[reyo88]

one time i walked past a police officer at a mall and i was baked off mai face, nd he said "excuse me, have you been smoking marijuana?" and i was just like "i dont know mr officer... have i?" and he actually just stood there thinking for like 40 seconds before shrugging and walking away

[TheFirstLiquidVideos]

@reyo88 wouldve of been like actually yes yes i am xD they cant arrest you for being high WTF they can give a speach as you walk away though xD

[busdriver153]

dammmm! give him a dounut!! lol

[allpainppd]

For their sake it's good that most people dont have the balls to talk to cops like this. Then again what this video doesn't show is a week later when our man in the truck gets his ass handed to him by his girlfriend, he's kissing the cops ass and begging him to arrest her.

[soulknitters]

if a cop asks you "hay your eyes are red, have you been drinking" never reply "your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?

[lilly7987]

funny



[gibso35f]

amen

[JTKatz07]

he needs to shave

[dylanate02360]

f***ing hilarious

[allanro28]

the actual funny chris rock version is so funny...not this though

[DeniedZombie]

348 people missed the dislike button

[irockyeah2]

@DeniedZombie dont watch if u dont like dumbass

[ecuadorkian96]

@irockyeah2 thats actually helping YOUR dumbass stupid

[DeniedZombie]

@irockyeah2 bitch ass wanabee

[irockyeah2]

@DeniedZombie what do i wanna be?

[DeniedZombie]

@irockyeah2 you wanna be a nice person but...your not

[irockyeah2]

@DeniedZombie how am i not a nice personyou have never met me if you r judging by this video it is not mine so

[DeniedZombie]

@irockyeah2 You called me a dumbass which I think isn't very nice...

[irockyeah2]

@DeniedZombie alright well im sorry but i dont like negative comments so i responded but why would you watch it if you dont like it

[DeniedZombie]

@irockyeah2 I didnt think it was gonna be the mean and bad... but when i watched it..ten i trololololololed

[2704heatherwolf]

56 people are cops!

[heyheycason]

its as funny as george leopez

[k0smon]

His badge is on the wrong side.

[omg412131]

lol the soooooooooo freakin hilarious

[GKzoofooclick]

still this shit is funny. GK*

[StevieR97]

yo stole this video from another channel bitch

[irockyeah2]

@StevieR97 yes if u werent dumb as my pencil you would c beneath the description where its origannally from

[StevieR97]

@irockyeah2 ok if u wernt as dumb as my dick...u copied something funny from another user...and u had no effort or nothing to do with this video...like the poser u are..and stole it to make yourself look cool because you cant think of any thing funny like the dick rider u are

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

@irockyeah2 theres nothing under the des...oh yeah I see it now. Cool

[cjmonster210]

this shit is fuking retareded!!

[InsanePickle007]

SOAD- Deer Run

[GnarlyTerry]

he should have shot that guy first

[irockyeah2]

@GnarlyTerry if he shot he would lose his job

[osha9841]

i use to be a cop i dont recommand this to say please this to my partner cause he would taze you and not stop

[mokacoffee]

this video just got you suscribed!

[irockyeah2]

@mokacoffee thnx

[mokacoffee]

@irockyeah2 i just wish you had more videos! please?!?!?! are you planning on doing so in the near future? :)

[dondude35]

This is funny, to bad in real life the cop would have already tasered the person or shoot now and ask questions later.

[irockyeah2]

@dondude35 well ur a fucking retard so i hope the cop does(Y)

[louienatorXOP]

@irockyeah2 POWN

[TheInkBat]

LOL!

[irockyeah2]

@nickjackson626 Ok first of all your not obviously a cop because either you are a dumb red neck cop or your not a cop because you cant write a sentence second you cant threaten my life for that so goood try

[Fabio2324]

fucking cops asking me what's wrong? and i say what ? and he gave me a 100 dollars ticker motherfucker faggot bitch.

[PawneeBill47]

Had this in fact been an actual traffic stop the guy would have been talking to himself after he handed me his DL & proof of insurance.

If you think this is funny, you're probably a fuck up like this guy.

[irockyeah2]

@PawneeBill47 THNX CAPTAIN OBVIOUS STUPID TROLL EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS THIS IT IS FUNNY GET SENCE OF HUMOUR

[PawneeBill47]

@irockyeah2 Yep, you're a fuck up!

[irockyeah2]

@PawneeBill47 aah ok since im 14 play highest lvl of hockey top ten in provience in the country thats the best at hockey and never has been in trouble withj cops i definetly i am

[PawneeBill47]

@irockyeah2 If you're 14 you, like all of us at that age have a lot to learn. Playing hockey doesn't make you a good man or human being anymore than it made Mark McGwire, Barry Bonds or other knuckleheads. At the peak of my sports career I was knocking rinning backs out from my defensive end position but I wasn't a good person. All I am saying is the cops work, evenings, nights, weekends, holidays, birthdays and have screwed up systems from quick meals, no sleep and a host of other maladies.

[PawneeBill47]

@irockyeah2 Continuing: A friend of mine retired two years ago and died Tuesday. Being a cop is not an easy job. You'll understnad someday and if the scout program where you live has an observer program or your police department does ask to do a ride along or observer. You will see why I was so defensive. Even though this is supposed to be a joke, cops DO run into smart asses like this.

[irockyeah2]

@PawneeBill47 im srry for that and yes i understand u probably do my dad is a cop

[PawneeBill47]

@irockyeah2 Ask him, he'll tell ya straight. Have a great year.

[irockyeah2]

@PawneeBill47 he doesnt do the street stuff he was a secual assualt detective but i think he got premoted to like dectective serageant or something

[PawneeBill47]

@irockyeah2 Ask him about his work. It'd be good to know what he has to do to feed and clothe you and put a roof over your head. A police officer's job is the best and the worst and if he is working sex crimes it's the worst. He sees some bad stuff my friend.

[god901]

lol i would so do this XDDD

[totalvoicegirl]

hahaha this is so funny 

[Freakkyoux33]

im so qonna do this lol

[20089451]

hhahaha

[cherrybomb81478]

ha ha! Looks like smart slender guy struck a nerve! LOL!

[ChrisOBrien69]

sir porksalot.

[littlekidlover369]

Yea a cop touched me in my ass before and before they arrested me and said i did a bne and made me strip naked and then released me, they arrested me and said i did an arson and i spent 2 weeks in the don jail before being released on 1 year house arrest and found innocent at trail and cops grabed me by the throat and slammed me against their cruiser because they saw me spit on the pavement in a park then they let me go.

[TheStereoPryde]

48 are cops.

[itsjohnnyb]

i wrote all of that down and taped it under my dash board....one day if i happen to get pulled ovr by an asshole....well mabey i might do this

[xXMcEpsilonXx]

Holy shit

[mrwipeout1995]

YO ITS STEVEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IcyGodX]

That Cop just got Trolled. xD

[TheHolyheadshot]

haha

[supermomma123321]

Hilarious

[yidy1]

I wish I could actually say that to a cop in his face!!!

[AhickmanProd]

THIS IS WELL DONE LMAO VERY FUNNY

[rainbow5404]

LOL

[Walrus2282]

That cop is a lardass

[Shnarf123Shnarf]

Yes officer i know i was speeding but thats because i was leaning over to get my crackpipe and my gun fell out of my lap onto the gas pedal when i was trying to stop the small child i kidnapped started screaming so i turned around to hit him, and thats why i was also swerving

[11timmy111]

lard-ass classic lol

[GuitarSpaney]

Now that is definitely real.

[shadow111393]

LOL!!!!!!! xDDD damn hilarious

[mxfreestyle08]

@wh1tegangster do youneed us to answer that question? stupid asshole..

[NarutoUzumaki28]

ROFLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snakeyz12]

lol ied shit my pants if i had any less bowel control!!! XDDDDD

[TheLegendizCody]

LMAO

[man4cannabis]

some of it i always wuold like to say myself lol

[Notbord16]

haha

[kingofthebrittains]

LOL... you hit the nail on the head man, all the bullies I knew in school became cops! It's sad how these victims of abuse are so easily sucked in to the power trip of being a cop. Then they take out their fear & self loathing on society in the name of law & order. We have more laws than at any time in human history & less order. Obviously Law doesn't equal Order. Figure it out!

Google "Peter Joseph -Where Are We Going" for a breakdown of the problems & the REAL SOLUTIONS to this mess.

[MrPokemonMan2000]

LMFAO

[turtlehunter8]

Haha that was Friken hilarious.

[MissPink422]

Wow halarious

[KidRevan]

reverse psychology ?

[gibbie513]

this is great, everyone wants to say this