Bo Burnham - Statistics + "New Math" - Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*

[mariewithanrko]

Santa clause multiplied bye EYE!!! not I lol

[Daniel17Burch]

the pages were blank and you fucking bought it! hahaha hes funny

[EvilAngel1324]

See, i is supposed to be an imaginary number, when you multiply imaginary numbers together they make real numbers which are also known as the numbers we're all familiar with. So to multiply Santa (an imaginary) by i(another imaginary) something becomes real :D **For everyone who failed algebra

[LowFatGrenade]

I is the aware root of negative 1, in other words, it represents the basis for imaginary numbers. So santa times i would be two imaginaries, making it real.

[SGmoshu]

@Year20xxgamer

I'm not too sure either... Maybe multiplying Santa by 1 makes 1 Santa? I don't really know

[bs09cat]

@SGmoshu He says i, which is an imaginary number. Multiplying them together would make santa real haha

[RSowner232]

Does anyone know what the chords he uses are?

[xCommandaOfKoolaidx]

explain the jackson 5 joke plllzzzz

[Iamthesouljacow]

@xCommandaOfKoolaidx michael jackson is dead

[AnInsaneBrit]

@xCommandaOfKoolaidx Too soon, that means that it's too soon to make a joke because Michael Jackson died not too long ago. Then some bitch said "MICHAEL JACKSON DIED"

Then Bo says "That's the joke you fucking idiot"

[therabidog7]

Died!!!! Thats the joke u fucking idiot.

[cynicalsugar1455]

I can sing along cause I'm at home :) Sorry Bo it's fun :P

[zkeeper88]

Now i must google average penis length of men.

[FayckAndGhey]

"This is morbidly ironic, but, uh, my grandmother was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab." LOL

[TrollingMyLawn]

"Guys, i know... i fucking wrote it."

[NolteMichael13]

Can someone explain the unnatural log joke?

[AlcomRobot]

@NolteMichael13 You represent a "Natural log" by writing "ln x" in an equation. "Duraflame" is a product that starts fires. It's pretty much a block of a flamable substance that helps to set wood on fire, hence the term "unnatural log."

[NolteMichael13]

@AlcomRobot thanks mate! feel smarter now.

[MikuRoar]

heheh under 13

[WorldsMostAwesome7]

his hair at 2:32 makes me laugh

[Nerf4Ever1612]

I don't get 2 of the jokes "Give the pencil to Michael J. Fox" and "If you multiply Santa Clause times I makes him real" I dun get it -.-''

[Kjellarnek]

@Nerf4Ever1612 Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's, which makes his hand shake. "I" in mathematics means imaginary, so if you multiply something imaginary by I it becomes real (not really, but that's the joke).

[techguide747]

@Nerf4Ever1612 Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's Disease so sometimes he like randomly shudders/shakes.

And "i" is a mathematical concept representing "imaginary numbers". If you multiply an imaginary (santa) by another imaginary (i), you get a "real number".

Point is, Bo Burnham is BRILLIANT. hahaha

[TheTrollinInsane]

"If you know the words. Please shut the FUCK up

[liltunechi4eva]

your videos are the best because unlike the others your have good quality

[domos187]

"pages are blank and YOU FUCKING BOUGHT IT"

[tvflynn]

Bo: "...to soon"

random chick: "DO IT DO IT"

Bo: "thats the joke you ass hole"

random chicks need to shut the fuck up

[336forlife]

The people there do not get any of his jokes. He is too clever for them xD

[9878765454]

BO LIKES REDBULL! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND MONSTER!

[1995candy]

The people who aren't laughing probably didnt graduate from high school....

[ColeChannel]

he's alive! hey it's a joke you fuckin idiot

[pureamir7]

if you know the words SHUT THE FUCK UP

[QuikVidGuy]

"DIED! DIED!" She is very into the show.

[KhaoticKaos]

The fuck is wrong with the retards singing along even though he tells them it's fucking annoying.

[rabidbunnies2]

@KhaoticKaos because if you read his lips after he said that he said he was just kidding.

[Katsight]

@Rachelizabeth47 CAL see you later = CAL C U LATER OR CALCULATER.

just answering your question.

[Rachelizabeth47]

@Katsight No problem! :) I just thought I'd heard it CUL in a different version. Thanks though!

[WorldsMostAwesome7]

and if you know the words please shut the fuck up!

[ravenstromdans]

"If you know the words, please...shut the fuhk up!" ~dies laughing~

[warfrek93]

What did the woman scream out at 2:02?

[TheShelbsterRox]

@warfrek93 He died!

[QuickSand1996]

@warfrek93 "MICHEAL'S DEAD"

[koswag2]

and if you know the words, please, shut the fuck up! (:

... oh bo, you're such a dick. <3

[JuanBautista12]

4:52 -_____________- they HAD to fkn ruin it

[TheFuckingWheaties]

and if you know the words....shut the fuck up

[30a18]

love the jokes about the zodiac's " I"m a leo and i love titantic" i laugh so hard...Bo is great

[chillouuut1]

Bo is just.... really hot

[TheMultiReplayers]

I love how includes the audience a lot you dont see that many comedians that do it as much as him haha

[nobodyreallycaresbro]

He said, if you know the words, shut up. So don't sing along, you fucking idiots.

[SarahxRosee]

can you just marry me right now?

[TheTheRandomShow1234]

thatsthe joke you fucking idiot

[TheKillroyCo]

"And if you know the words, please shut the fuck up!"

[justmoijah]

I reckon I don't get some of this because it's American humour? But he's still funny. :)

[nagromretnuh]

@justmoijah which jokes do you not get?

[Psych140795]

if you were to watch all of the akfitz videos of the aladdin theater, i'd say that would be a fun day

[fahagariea]

and if you know the words shut the fuck up

[2smart4uandu]

bo your awesome...but pull up your pants

[123longlive]

@2smart4uandu are you crazy?

[2smart4uandu]

@123longlive im just sayin he would be even more awesome if his pants didnt make it look like hes wearing a saggy diaper :D

[molloose]

@2smart4uandu WTF hes a comedian u dick not a model

[TraxisOnTheLines]

If you know the words, please shut the fuck up!

[fun4everyonebutyou]

I love the way he says "Guess what the pages were blank and you fucking BOUGHT IT!" haha

[123longlive]

what does bo say after the michael j fox joke? (i know why the joke's offensive) everybody boos, he goes "guys i know! it's...." what does he say?

[KatieBrittanyy]

@123longlive I think he says, "i know, its brilliant."

[123longlive]

@KatieBrittanyy omg haha you're right! oh... bo :)

[AbomBCow]

@gindhartjoe cool....thanks!!!

[yoshi41700]

to all 3 of you:

Sarah palin has 5 kids, one of which has an extra chromosome. work that math out

Micheal j. fox is an actor (the kid in Back to the future) who has Parkinson's disease, which will cause his hand to shake if he writes (scatter plot)

Ln(x) is the formula for a natural logarithm (natural log) and duraflame the "unnatural log" is the "opposite of that"

[dayan116]

I didnt get the sarah palin joke in the statistics

[AbomBCow]

im young, who is michael j. fox?

[47lilwill]

@AbomBCow im young and i know who michael j. fox is.

[AbomBCow]

@47lilwill 12? cool...so who is he?

[lkjh177]

i don't get the lnx joke... could someone please explain it

[lala646]

@lkjh177 lnk is natural log in trig

[loveanimegirl2144]

WHERE'D THE NOTEBOOK GO?! O.O

[rahimzadeh345]

I hate the people who are singing along. I wonder how Bo feels.... SHUT THE FUDGE UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dajosh42069]

I can see why this one didn't make it onto the album and/or video. But, it's fairly entertaining.

[sometimesilovelife]

Bo IS number one !

he looks just like number 1.eeeh

[soccer100ify]

@MrHeiz410 just get out

[AbomBCow]

@MrHeiz410 can you go die?

[TheOnlySwamper]

"20% of the jackson five!....too soon... Jackson died" thats the joke you fucking idiot

[kyledbsxcwqp]

... and if you know know the words please shut the fuck up

[TheHazecat]

"20% of the jackson five... too soon" xD looooooooooooool

[aaronjf94]

Cause math can be sexy

[Benchiladas]

The average human being has one testicle

[verd12w]

@Benchiladas if you round it

[nixibabe17]

what does he say after everyone goes "ooooh" at the michael j fox joke?

[SlasherLink119]

@nixibabe17 "Guys, I know *muffled*"...:(...I don't know either...

[kyledbsxcwqp]

@SlasherLink119 guys i know im a fucking genius

[SlasherLink119]

@kyledbsxcwqp - Haha, actually realized it was "guys I know, it's brilliant" after I had it play on my MP3...Thanks!...

[ForBellyrub]

@nixibabe17 "guys I know, its fuckin brilliant"

[jjesseshort]

i love how in the middle of New Math you move the camera down to his leg to show how it like, wiggles/

[XShad0wF1ashX]

1 Self Righteous mother who wouldn't just shut the fuck up and take her husband's last name disliked this.

[clayclayclayify]

Bo grew up to be pretty fucking hot

[postmyster03]

@clayclayclayify is it wrong if i like your comment and im a guy

[maybeitsmimi]

I don't get the Jackson 5 one...

[adeonade]

@maybeitsmimi Michael Jackson was one of the Jackson 5....hes dead.....20% of the Jackson 5 is dead....

R.I.P. Michael

[maybeitsmimi]

@adeonade Oh sorry I understand now...thanks!!!

[omfgitssamm]

@andrewcarterfanboy nick jonas has diabetes

[FyiDancer]

"guess what! the pages were blank!! and you fuckin boughhtt ! it!! *throws book*

[andrewcarterfanboy]

i dont get the jonas brothers one lol can some1 help me out

[k10cheetah]

LMAO the girl who said "do it" felt stupid after he said "that was the joke u fuckin idiot"

[andrewcarterfanboy]

ROFL @ :14

[Lolplzgirl]

Wait. What was the thing they said when he said "that's the point you Fucking idiot!"

[stfuboy]

@Lolplzgirl "He died!"

[k10cheetah]

@Lolplzgirl The girl said "do it, come on" like as in finish the joke...and he said "that was the joke you fuckin idiot"

[omgnataliexoxo]

Bo Burnham is the total package: Smart, funny, can play the guitar/piano, can sing, & he's fucking hot. I love him. <3

[cardboardboomer]

lady. can you die?

Bo...Yes mama i can die

lol that was funny

[DTlucky13]

Yeah Bo is a Leo and we have the same birthday!!:D

[mdewster]

whats the girl saying at 2:02 does anyone know??

[SquibbleheadProjects]

@mdewster she was like "finish the joke, COME ON"

[k10cheetah]

@mdewster She told him to "do it" as in say the joke...

[MrRcheek]

SMART AND FUNNY !!!!!  how rare nowadays.

[rahimzadeh345]

OMG!!!!!! THE FIRST 30 SECONDS MADE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD!!!!!

[ironabsalexander]

oh i get it domain domain range = xxy = a hermaphodite

[TheSamosaurusRex]

@crappycamper332211 It saddens me that you know this.

[seeoharei]

who the hell doesn't like this video????

[Bozwiik]

"AH!"

"Yes Mam, I could die!"

[Banakala1991]

thats the joke you fucken IDOT!

[0toothpick]

haha the 1 dislike is the jonas brother with diabetes

[MyXaviour]

@OrgXIII4U domain - domain range means, xxy..its add maths..

[JeremyBarandela]

@MyXaviour They're chromosomes. Domain=x=X chromosomes. If the kid has XXY chromosomes in his pants, he's usually infertile due to the additional X (male) chromosome (unless I'm mistaken, as I haven't had biology in a while)

[Dymetex]

@JeremyBarandela The Y chromasome is male. XXY is when the boy has an extra Female. an XXy is a transgendered person with both organs.

[JeremyBarandela]

@Dymetex Ah, my bad. Like I said, haven't had biology in a while. Thanks

[Jemdmusic]

Apparently 1 person finds abortion to be a suitable sport....

[Fetsko34]

@andrewcarterfanboy one of the jonas brothers had diabities

[OrgXIII4U]

Can someone help me out please? I understood everything except one part. Can someone please explain the Domain-Domain Range joke to me please? I just don't get it.

[CaseDskater]

@OrgXIII4U Domain is x and range is y in graphs. domain domain range is xxy or a kid with an extra x chromosome

[Justindividual333]

121 30-day months

[Britterzgotzgame]

20% of the jackson 5... Too soon (someone in audience) He died

That's the joke you fucking idiot.. ROLF

Like if that person is stupid

[MargiTom]

Bo is a genius. "Whats a bag of chips divided by 5, well thats a nike workers meal".

[XxHundredRocketxX]

One of the jonas brothers has diabetes 1/3 is equal to 33.33%

[andrewcarterfanboy]

hey i dont understand the jonas brothers one can someone please explain it to me

[andrewcarterfanboy]

lmfao @ :14-20

[stethal1989]

@jagnew999 because Michael J. Fox has Parkinson disease which is a neuromotor disease, making movements very difficult. So if you would ask a person with Parkinson to graph a line, it wouldn't be very straight but rather very scattered...hope that answers your question

[amerskos]

@jagnew999 Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's and people who have that can get tremors..so he's saying if you give him a pencil, it will just look like a scatter plot.

[anonymousNUMBER10000]

whos the guy with the highest laugh possible? jeeeeeez

[PacoRamirez21]

'guys, i know.. it's fucking brilliant' =]

[shortanimationz]

"MICHAEL JACKSON DIED!!"

"That's the joke you fucking idiot..."

[greekdee]

@shortanimationz Hahah no, he said "That's the joke you fucking idiot" because everyone was screaming at him to say the joke when the "too soon" thing was the joke... hahah hilarious anyway.

[shortanimationz]

@greekdee I realized just after I posted it. I'm stupid :P but it's already up there so... lol

[Avenger476]

@shortanimationz yeah but he was in the jackson five you fucking idiot and he was the singer

[BlackpoolLuke]

@shortanimationz Funniest thing ever.

[prlife11]

1:53 what does he say about the Jackson 5? He says it so low, I can't understand what he said

D:

[Mizzoufan923]

@prlife11 Too Soon...

[SuperFlyFatGuy59]

@prlife11 20% of the jackso 5.. u know wat too soon

[SuperFlyFatGuy59]

@prlife11 20% of the jackson 5.. u know wat too soon

[killerbliss1]

the people watching this know there stupid thats why i watched it but the people that don't watch this are gay so it all works out in the end doesn't it.

[shootBeforeIdo]

Kim is 7 :P

[DavosMoon]

Any notice how the notebook never lands?

[Missjuneah]

and if you know the words please shut the fuck up ROFLMAO

[flameblade66]

70% of all statistics are pulled out of your ass

[182LTJ]

hahaha "that's the joke you fucking idiot"

[nocturnalsamurai1000]

whats his shirt from

[Booyakasha976]

anyone else get the vibe he hates doing this?

[TaintedxCore]

@Booyakasha976 i dont haha hes fuckin hilarious and seems to enjoy it very much...but thats just how i see it maybe my thoughts are blurred though cause i love him haha

[antisbest]

watd he say about the jackson 5?

[UltimateTsunami]

@antisbest 20% is , nevermind too soon.. ( dead )

[motoman52100]

o if you dont belive me grover clevland look it up-

[motoman52100]

theres only 43 diffrent presidents one got elected for one term stoped then got elected again after another president so ya but dont get me wrong bo is awsome but still just wanted to point that out

[Sefalus1118]

@motoman52100 only technically...

[TheprojeckT10]

Hey! A Jonas Brother saw this! :D and didnt like the song about math... cause he's an idiot!!!

[avirexguy]

do it!! "thats the joke you fucking idoit -.-!"

[SuPaBuBbLeS]

lmfao "thats the joke you fuckin idiot."

[livelovelaugh626]

3\10 free time meal time on knees 77 mouths

[Tangarath]

I spilled it all over the electricals!

That's what she said!

I'm sorry she used a vibrator instead of you bro

[MrInfiniteswagger]

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