Shallow Hal

[oystercultviking]

I think it's hilarious how people argue over which sex is the most "shallow". It's just humanity in general. No one goes for substance anymore. It's one vacuous, continuous search for the next best thing.

[MoneyR8]

great now I have to search "@noemistephanie93" comment.

[thundercatssoftball]

skinny ones,fat ones, either way the hole is a nice warm to stick it in.

[Greenvegan828]

Most guys are NOT CHUBBY CHASERS. The fact is that most fat people are NOT nice people. They are angry because they are not thin. Sad.

[Melkac]

@Greenvegan828 What the heck are you talking about?

[Greenvegan828]

@Melkac Got Mc Donalds?

[worthyambition]

What's the name of this song?

[keanuFarnk]

@worthyambition : it is "Dare You to Move" by Switchfoot

[worthyambition]

@keanuFarnk Thanks.

[MichelleBi0tch]

I love the background song & the movie is the best!

[DestructionBattery]

what is the name of that awesome song?

[codeking32]

Tony Robbins I didn't like the way he manipulated Jack Black because he made him see beauty on the inside only, It really goes both ways. U can have both physical and inner beauty instead of looking at it only one way. it's easy for Tony to say because he's better looking than Jack anyway.

[krisztafoldi]

Thank you so much

[krisztafoldi]

Who is the lady at 0:31 (blond one in the car)?

[sunshineyrainbow]

@krisztafoldi her name is brooke burns..she was the host of the game show dog eat dog.. she is really beautiful =)

[Pedrodamian23]

@krisztafoldi brooke burns

[Iamtheman4u2]

The girl at the beginning is so pretty.

[mohamedibbyjama]

lol everyone stop being a cow 4 cos im a skinny gurl but she's fat and i l:) this flimm

[NiteHuntress49]

i really want to see the my fave part where hal is at the hospital without the "spell" and he sees the little girl he had always called beautiful. she asked him why he didnt come see them anymore and at that scene he saw how she really looked like .....she was badly burned and just the sight of her made me want to cry!!!!

who can put this up???

[frediscool123]

Started good but I wasn't as impressed towards the end. Good work though :)

[malice286]

I know dis song it's a walk 2 remember soundtrack I want 2 know d name

[kred911]

@malice286 Switchfoot - Dare You To Move

[smyles114]

funny!

[happyjay818]

we have all seen ugly skinny girls and pretty thick girls!

[SacredMortal619]

Sooo beautiful!!

[KevinRomero]

I love fat bitches. WESS!

[Xenostrobe]

Yes well, this would have to be the hotest topic on the planet, and costing the Earth. People pride themselves in being 'non-judgmental' when actually when it comes to sexual selection (when they're not drunk) they're usually as judgmental as Hal. He's accused of going for women way out of his league, a friend chimes in, she's basically saying you're ugly... 'oh that's ok, for a moment there I thought she was saying something mean' The implication being that he's the mean one.

[Xenostrobe]

@Xenostrobe ...like probably the majority of people hence why the 'beauty' cosmetics industry is so vast, saying a lot about our priorities, he's extremely judgmental at a very shallow level, but unlike most people he's very blatant. I'm also very fussy when it comes to physical attractiveness, that's largely why it has been important for me to pursue many interests that expand my potential common ground with people not on the basis of shallow discrimination, the sort of interests oft' neglected

[SpinDoctor91]

lol love this movie,i own it and watch the crap out of it,i even watched it a few days ago for like the millionth time.rosemary is my dream woman. :D

[Sn1perProductions]

Ballin is this aloud , But i feel like Shallow Hal - Kid Cudi :)

[Sn1perProductions]

Soarin is this aloud , But i feel like Shallow Hal - Kid Cudi :)

[chrisauh]

fat girls are nasty

[paulbocaya]

whew, this movie make me a fan of Gwyneth Paltrow.

[8320884]

SEE THAT LITTLE FOX OVER THERE HAHAHAHAHA

[nikoapolis]

its started pretty great and then it got a little sloppy like you were getting bored or something. not bad though. keep practicing

[SacredMortal619]

This was beautiful :)

[wwfdaoo]

Big Gwyneth Paltrow is just as hot as the thin one :)

[ThisLittleBlackBook]

i fucking hate flaggers soooo fucking much!

those miserable fucks want everyone else to be as miserable as them!

it's sad...

[ankoboa]

freakin love this vid! I watched it more than 10 times already!!!!!!!!

[shylildude]

i wish i had hal's gift

[tchouwbaka]

Not all the girls like good guys unfortunatly...somebody cand tell me the name of the song played in this video please ?

[LinkinPark2135]

@tchouwbaka Hey, the song is "Dare you to move" by Switchfoot

[Geo7814]

Looks cool for the eception of jack black

[Ymi26c]

does anyone know if Gwyneth Paltrow is playing that fat girl in dis movie

[RetroGirl85]

@Ymi26c yes that was her also, she had to put on a fat suit and a lot of make up to play the part but it was gwyneth paltrow

[Ymi26c]

@RetroGirl85 ty retrogirl

[Jerlemi2]

its not that 99.9% of guys like thin girls, its just that they dont like huge lard asses that dont do shit to help themselves.

[kevn101]

this was good :)

[Kjellbert90]

Porkisgood4u, u can find the movie on Isohunt

[Kjellbert90]

whats the name of the song? :)

[Briancoolkid16]

@Kjellbert90 Dare you to move I believe, by Switchfoot

[iloveyourstory]

I really like this movie...it's a nice concept.

[votejoe1]

does anybody know what type of car was used in the ending???specifically the red one they rode off in :D

[sjeff136]

I think it's a vw golf. Al classic one of course. I think that one is it.

[votejoe1]

@sjeff136 thank you so much :D

[movies5star]

this is not trailer.... where is the trailer

[wencexito]

the song when he dance with 3 girls!???

[domenicatilano]

the group is phoenix

the song is too young

[JrodLuvn]

This is not a real trailer, but good.

[whatzupa]

When he snapped out of it, its like when you first eat a bbq rat or fried insects.

[whatzupa]

Just looking at Jack Black's facial expressions makes me start laughing.

[porkisgood4u]

darn... someone should load this movie up

[xMarucsFenixX]

It has been uploaded but it got removed.

[neonqlow]

holy crap that was pretty good..

your hired!

[broux77]

I see some dorky dudes with some hotties. I dont buy the wussie story. We have alot of guys that think they are bad ass. Just dont treat the lady like a slut and just be cool and you have to show her a good time.

[StriveProductions]

does anybody know the name of the song?

[shylildude]

dare you to move

[Jessrock09]

ITs by the christian band Switchfoot... its weird you have never heard of it -_-

[noemistephanie93]

the dumb thing is that 99.9 % of guys like thin girls while they hate the other girls who aren't thin but still have good qualities. guys are stupid

[TylerDemon109]

@noemistephanie93 :( I dont want to be stupid but sorry its true but i think Asians and some time french are hot cause they are skinny

[m2mfan4eva]

@noemistephanie93 Then maybe fat chicks need to lose a little.

[noemistephanie93]

@m2mfan4eva wow ur shallow! why dont fat guys lose weight? its always about girls losing weight not the fast loser guys who play videogames all day and eat junk food all day

[m2mfan4eva]

@noemistephanie93 UHHHH ALL fat people should lose weight, or better yet, die. They're such a burden to society.

Also, your 'statistic' of 99.9 is so blatantly fake. Also, you're just saying guys are stupid to make your own fat ass (or other fat people you like) feel better. No one likes fat people, they're so disgusting.

It's not that I hate the fatness, it's the greed and OVER-CONFIDENCE that makes me cringe

[sophi3abc]

@m2mfan4eva er fuk u

[m2mfan4eva]

@sophi3abc how does a 9 year old know the word 'fuck'?

[Grayhatt]

@noemistephanie93 well it seems fat guys can still get hot chicks XD

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

@Grayhatt i would say everyone should accept everyone and dont bitch because hes fat or skinny, thats the same thing with racism, why do black ppl can make jokes of white ppl but white ppl not? the same with fat/skinny -.- really, everyone that think hes better than anyone else because hes thin is a stupid bitch! the most beautiful, skinny famous girl i have at school are just ignorant slutty bitches who just talk like: and, did you have sex yet? no? aaaw, i did a thousant times....

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

and i know that not everyone whos thin and famous is such an idiot, but the sad thing is, that most of the guys want to get them because they just want to say that they fucked her O_o and thats true, dont try to say something else... and the even sader thing is, the guys who accully arent assholes must do that too, otherway they get bullied... i know you arent that bad and just said something funny, but i wanted to write that, it nothing personally...

sry for grammar, im german

[Cappadcius]

@XxPunkerkittyXx Bad out-look, ma'am.

[yellowman88]

@noemistephanie93 Your just jealous :P

[cobolt13]

@noemistephanie93 Go suck a dick.

[Cappadcius]

@noemistephanie93 You're insane.

[Bredemann100]

@noemistephanie93 lol i play videogames but i'm muscular i workout about 3 times a week, thats just a stereotype and girls are usually ugly when they're as skinny as those supermodels or hollywood actresses

[GaffaTapeLol]

@noemistephanie93

not all guys think like that <.<

[michigangeorgia]

@noemistephanie93 Thats not true. Not sure where you got that statistic but its wrong.

[Gambling4Life]

@noemistephanie93

Well I have a best mate who's a guy and I would of said that he had been single for maybe 7 years or so and he has tried to get with all types of girls and some of those were fat and not amazing looking so girls are no better. Its just stereotyping and girls are just as shallow as boys if not more shallow cos the good looking ones are so vain and caught up in beauty its unreal.

[Gambling4Life]

@noemistephanie93

And on the contrary I have another friend who is fairly good looking male and he has a complete thing for larger ladies its ridiculous how much sex he has I almost envy him except I'm a one woman man. maybe if its problems your having finding guys you need to perhaps lower your standards cos I'm sure there are plenty of guys that will fuck anything that walks quite literally so don't act like all guys only go for one things its bullshit.

[mikerotcherson]

@noemistephanie93  You're fat aren't you.

[noemistephanie93]

@mikerotcherson how do u know? u never seen me?

[mikerotcherson]

@noemistephanie93

Considering it took you literally a year to get to your computer to respond to that comment, I'd say it's a pretty safe bet.

[noemistephanie93]

@mikerotcherson no i didnt respond because I HAVE A LIFE. i dont have time replyin back to douchebags like you

[mikerotcherson]

@noemistephanie93

Yet you did somehow seem to find time in your busy eating schedule to reply twice already.

[noemistephanie93]

@mikerotcherson haha that is so funny. what about u? did u have to reschedule jacking off to justin bieber videos for you can reply? why dont u do everyone here a favor and fall off a bridge and go to hell and tell the devil i said "hey"

[mikerotcherson]

@noemistephanie93

You really ARE obsessed with that kid aren't you? I mean, I know it was important enough for you to make it the first thing you used to describe yourself in a bio video, but I can't say I expected it to be interjected into your playground insults too.

(also, thanks for providing proof that I was right on the money with my assessment of you a year ago.)

[LaliqueLioncourt]

@noemistephanie93

BS unless my BF is part of the 0.1% of the population. He actually wants me to gain some weight and laughs each time I say I need to go to the gym.

[youngmilli208]

@noemistephanie93 yea but most guys dont want what girls want

[LogWiz]

@noemistephanie93 no offense but girl's are the same.

[rachelshoe]

@noemistephanie93 maybe thats true.. but how worthy are those guys of the good girls time? If a guy is interested in looks only, means he's not going to like you for who you are on the inside, and thats what really counts!

[vgcq02]

@noemistephanie93 99.99% of girls like thin guys. So girls are stupid too.

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

@noemistephanie93

mm hmm, it's sad but true. But there are some actual "men" out there, and not pig idiots who care about your personality. my husband think's i'm gorgeous and hot, even though i'm chubby, he likes big woman.

[pinkpandaapple]

@noemistephanie93 opl

nobody without a fetish likes overweight people so indeed no one likes fat people whethever male or female.

Its a disease , nothing more nothing less.

[pikamewpoo]

@noemistephanie93 The dumb thing is, you just made that percentage up...

[googlewhores]

@noemistephanie93 BULLSHIT i dont like skinny girls and i dont like fat girls

[penerico23]

@googlewhores

Roger That !!!

[benbrez116]

@noemistephanie93 not all of us

[SacredMortal619]

@noemistephanie93 Its not about guys wanting "thin" girls. Sure you may have other good qualities. We all do. Its about taking pride in yourself and working towards your full potential. Deep down you and everyone else seeks the same, one who has it together and maintains greatness in all aspects of their life. So why cant you

[Xenostrobe]

@SacredMortal619 I'm inclined to agree, however a lot of people who have been 'successful' realizing their potential, have actually been very narcisstic... I mean, you could argue that Alfie (Jude Law) took great pride in himself but was actually a scoundrel, I daresay you'd agree. In our Subprime culture, a lot of people who've prided themselves have had high self esteem horribly at variance with their actual place in the world, look the big picture, join up the dots, they do great damage.

[AgnoYouth]

@noemistephanie93 Jee, because girls aren't shallow. No, it isn't guys that are the problem. It's humanity as a whole.

[ThePiperia]

@noemistephanie93 oh yeah...guys are shallow on your profile you have as a background pictures of the so-called and perceived as beautiful girls like britney spears...yeah..we are shallow...

[ismailtabla]

@noemistephanie93 do you wanne mary a hairy fat man who can't get through his own doorhouse without help ?

[clichesucks]

Something tells me you're obese. Have fun deluding yourself about why guys like attractive women. It would seem your jealousy of the pretty girl has altered your perception. There are plenty of beautiful women who have amazing personalities and kind natures. Those are the kind most of us like. Then there are just the skanks for a few nights of fun... no use wasting real potential.

[xxxxNOYPIxxxx]

@noemistephanie93 thats true! Im in shape and trying to gain wait or lets say, become fat. Its a test for my girlfriend if she's still gonna like me If I became over weight.. :D

[wawern]

@noemistephanie93 Ignorance *cough*

Guys don't HATE other girls just because they are not thin but they prefer thin women, which is why they try to be with them to see if they have good qualities AND are physically appealing.

Women also feel that way

[Rhaxma]

@noemistephanie93 What the fuck are you talking about. I have a nice, slender body and all the fat chicks are getting the guys. >_>

[SullyIsPrime]

@noemistephanie93 guys are not stupid, girls do the same thing all the time, they just like bad boys

[slimithy12]

@noemistephanie93 and 99.9% of women go for guys with money and hate guys without it no matter how hard they work or how good they treat them

[mjm2005]

@slimithy12 That's false.

[mjm2005]

@noemistephanie93 Blame evolution.

[NorthWest237]

@noemistephanie93 Girls are just as superficial, if not more superficial than guys.

[MudGoingUphill]

@noemistephanie93 DON'T be so pessimistic. Guys don't hate unattractive girls.. they make GREAT friends (sound shallow? please reconsider). Although some people just have good genes, physical health is usually a good indicator of a person's overall health - including mind and wealth. A healthier woman is more attractive because she *probably* has her shit together, not to mention being a good candidate for having kids with.

[SuperJayZFan1]

@noemistephanie93 You Can Say The Same Exact Thing About Girls Too, Its A Two-Way Street Honey.

[thearsenalfan93]

@noemistephanie93 true...wish we could be more like hal...

[Dav1dwuzhere]

@noemistephanie93 youre quite wrong. Very HIGHLY doubtful that 99.9% of guys like thin girls. VERY unlikely.

[SacredMortal619]

@noemistephanie93 Guys are stupid. But girls or pure evil.

[ratjoker936]

@noemistephanie93 and girls are hypocrites. Shut the fuck up.

[noemistephanie93]

@ratjoker936 no i dont have to shut the fuck up! its a free country and i can say and do what i want dumbass

[GrantGarciaRojas]

@noemistephanie93 it goes both ways, I bet you would never go out with someone like jack black?!

[lilcrazyaznboy]

I watched this at the theatre along time ago, and it was one of my favorite movie since. If this is not a good movie or a great comedy then Iono what is.

[535manbearpig]

yeah i actually cant believe this movies like nine years old now.

[BellHavens]

@535manbearpig actually it came out in 2002.. which makes it 8 years old

[TheRey4you]

since approaching women has been a fear.,. i believe most men like that have put them self in that position. by giving women so much credibility. why is that women always get to decide with more options..we think like

'' oh she looks ugly, shes woken up . never mind l accept it and fuck her after she dresses up , shes is fit really so put up with it and lets cuddle her '' CREDIBILITY !

SURPRISE! if i mess up on my second date she'l dump me. as if she will give a fuck to care bout that lol

[TheRey4you]

with confidence there are many forms. you can get a girl but what makes that happen? if you actually behave like yourself comfortably much more since women know whos a wussy and whos not with there instincts that are 99 % of the time all true .women only label confidence because without it they cant see the REAL U, i seen great guys dumped on there first date.cus they were what there hoties were looking for but they didnt have confidence to allow there date to explore .how ridiculous is THAT!

[playfulpaul1985]

this film is too funny and very sad (the hospital scene at the end) jack black is amazing

[joerover22]

jack black is the man

[deerhunter45628]

Gwenyth is the bomb

[kx85rider79]

funny ass movie

[d3m0nc0nAn]

..one of the nyc s2ry ive ever watched.. i want mor.. Y_Y..

[kangadillo]

I'd like to find, on YouTube, the scene where Rosemarie says to Hal, "Hey, Unibrow, why don't you double your dosage and leave me alone." Can anyone tell me where it is? Thanks.

[quikflow]

man, i suck because i can't even get a girlfriend not matter how i try.

[powerdeenajs]

The fact that you believe that yourself is probably the biggest part of the explanation of why you don`t succeed. Confidence is everything when you`re dating, if you believe in yourself you will eventually find someone :)

[quikflow]

confidence just means that you have a better chance at getting a girl, There is a chance that the girls personality is terrible, therefore there is 0 chance you will get her no matter how hard you try. I walked up to many girls and had confidence, but epically failed, no joke, haha.

[powerdeenajs]

I`m not arguing that you won`t get some or even many girls, but like I said; if you keep it up eventually you will get someone.

[quikflow]

Are you a girl?

[powerdeenajs]

Interresting question. What do you think I am?

[quikflow]

I think you are a girl, You have a wide knowledge on relationships, Am I right?

[powerdeenajs]

I`m a guy, but I speak out of own experience. I`m now 22, and two of my three my most serious relationships up until now wouldn`t have happened without my own persistance and confidence. Girls like it when they feel wanted.

[quikflow]

Wow, that's crazy. I'm 3 years younger than you. What happened to the one relationship that wasn't as serious?

[powerdeenajs]

Oh, it was just as serious as the other two, it`s just that I didn`t have to work to get that one, she wanted me anyway :P

However, when it comes to keeping girls, I`m a novice, I always fuck it up eventually...:p

[Fairy206]

That's quite a mouthful.

Well.

Sucks to be me.

Hell. Sucks to be anyone who respect me. Or just..know me. I guess I'll just go jump off a bridge. Or is there a more violent way you can think of? I'm thinking whatever gets me off the face of the earth faster the better.

[themythelego]

I am just taking a wild guess...but you must be a obese, older, buck toothed, lesbian on her period? Or am I way off base here TigerClit?

[TigerClit]

If you wanted to appear in any way professional/skilled/not-absol­utely retarded-- you have failed to a miserable degree. Everyone on here who thinks this trailer is something worthy to watch is a myopic retard This trailer is like receiving cold fellatio from a toothless mongoloid. You will never achieve any success "working with film" and you will obviously never have any success as a writer, judging by this piece of shit. You are an idiot. I pity you. Die.

[Fairy206]

Wow.

Thanks.

Am I allowed to know what in particular about this trailer didn't work for you so as I can improve or it's just ***** all the way through? That'd be a shame. Surely I got something accidentally right?

[aliadesmeules]

what that 1 song when he was dacing witch those 3 girls

[quikflow]

pheonix-too young

[dcvbhtrdf]

thats quite spooky, the last 2 films ive watched are a walk to remember and shallow hal and this trailer has the same song thats in a walk to remember lol those sorts of coincidences are always happening to me.

[mellissafurby]

lol u idiot-im a larger lady (fat lol) and i dont bloody smell

[kamol402]

which song is it in the trailer??

[xblueBEARx]

i watched this,it was a great sweetmovie :) I love gweneth shes reallypretty

[EarthDragonPuke]

good vid. The movie is great I just wach the whole thing about 16 min's ago.

[xblueBEARx]

ON WHERE !? I can't find it anywhere online T_T boohhoo...haha.

[UltraSexy911]

Shallow Hal was great movie!!! Its the sort of movie everybody would enjoy!! I would recommend this movie to anybody!!! Great Movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[XxSpartan93xX]

at the end . there is a soft song...... what the name when jack black see for the first time the really rosemary ..... what the name of song ?

[xXx8902222lolxXx]

dare you to move by switchfoot