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  • ha I got everything you need

  • sugar ray is just a band who's songs all ask a rhetorical question, in which they basically make fun of themselves, but it's more about the music with them....and they're still a great band because of it, and few other artists can do that

  • this guy sounds like quagmire

  • 205 people cheat on their girlfriends and then rape their girlfriends while their friend says "shut the door baby don't say a word"

  • hihi the woman of your dreams

  • hmz I'm a crazy American girl

  • Im Late. Wheres the Skillet. LOLOL

  • well I am new here and i can be shy and nasty too

  • I haven't been able to listen to "Every Morning" for 2 years without thinking about this. Haha!

  • How come this guy never got huge? I remember watching that pachabel rant years ago and almost died.

  • ha ha

  • Haha this was classic. I thought the same thing while listening to that Sugar Ray song.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA, this guy is hilarious

  • @GaylaAmynd636 wth is with that sentence ?

  • 204 PEOPLE DON'T HAVE FRIENDS !

  • was it the cast who wrote it?

  • @clairegified Nope, it was a band called Rembrandt.

  • @TheTwillerZone

    you suck my tits

  • @TheTwillerZone your friends suck your balls....cool story bro

  • Funny

  • every time i hear pop songs i think of what i he said, and he's right. =)

    like East 17's Thunder:

    "So much to gain, so much to lose

    Like a pain you endure more than enjoy"

    i dont know about you , but i dont enjoy pain very often..not enough to use it in an analogy anyway..

  • So funny and original =]

  • "That guy's a dick!"

  • 30 seconds of their own damn song, worlds going to hell we're all clapping along---i love it!

  • "I'm late! Where's the skillet?"

  • i swear im sitting bed trying not to PEE myself!!!!!!!!!x'D PRICLESS!!!!!!;D

  • But the guy in Sugar Ray's song DOES say "I know it's NOT MINE" about the condom. Thus, he didn't use it. Thus, his girlfriend has been unloyal and now the poor chap simply wants some payback on the weekend in the form of a ONS.

  • @Thatzsoright Is that what a Halo is? Goodness, I had no idea. I thought it was a poetic metaphor, as in his girlfriend's an angel but he wants to pretend to be one as well in order to lure another woman into sleeping with him. Thanks for clearing up that misunderstanding. However, I don't believe it's a good idea to cheat on someone just because they've cheated on you. That kind of nasty behavior just means your morals are as bad as theirs and winds up making nobody happy.

  • this dude is funny lol. hope to see him on comedy central real soon.

  • 202 dumbasses here!

  • That guy's a dick!

  • Good stuff!

  • aa wants to find a man who will share a good time with me

  • 201 people's mamas never told them there would be days like these.

  • too cool

  • I looked up the lyrics for this song and one line is how she loves him but he doesn't believe her. So, on top of his other problems, the loser has self esteem issues. He's cheating on her but it's HER emotions that are in doubt? The entire song is like the encapsulation of a love affair gone hideously wrong! XP

  • add my mate TheMysterio1995

  • he sounds exactly like jerry seinfeld at 1:22 :O

  • @Alebrukreais IT'S A SIGN

  • he sounds exactly like jerry seinfeld at 1:22  :O

  • Just ripped apart one of my favourite songs - but very funny. 

  • that song from sugar ray is acutally pretty good.

    but i cant listen to it anymore xD

  • @kinaboi1 i like the original rock ver of this comment :O

  • I can't stop watching this bid!

  • Your fucking funny!!!

  • You, sir, are a comic genius. Great attention to content.

  • 'Im late for work? FUCK IT, BACON TIME'

  • @fearthegeeklord If I were two hours late I might as well just quit..so. ..Yeah, fuck it. Bacon time.

  • @fearthegeeklord there is ALWAYS time for bacon.

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS BETTER THAN PACHELBEL RANT! I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS TOO GOOD!

  • This guy is freaking hilarious!!!

  • If you smoke weed or even just like these guys, I got a good feeling you'll like the mainstreet dubsacks

  • haha wow 

  • This is just hilarious! I like that song by the Rembrandt and that song by Sugar Ray...AND I'M STILL LAUGHING MY ASS OFF xD

  • you should really watch it with transcribe audio, it's just.... weird XDD

  • 199 people cook their breakfast :O

  • because i dont know someone who cooks their breakfast, XD

  • damn perspective is a powerful thing

  • Haha, I heard that song a thousand times but I never noticed the 'so no one told you-your momma told you....' lines :D

  • because of this video i became paranoid when i'm writing lyrics.

    "does this make sense? does it?"

    paravonian, you are a friggin genius.

  • 199 people don't listen to lyrics

  • 199 people have too much respect for Sugar Ray's lyrics

  • Mannnn i used to like that song. Now i can't D:

  • there's a ways to burn a breakfest. If you making toast and it gets burnt, like, black. You just can't eat it.

  • turn on the Transcraibe Audio o.e

  • "they took an episode of cops and made it a hit song" lol looved that part

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  • omg this is AMAZING!!

  • LOL!

  • im # 1555000 viewer

  • what there saying about the halo is that his girlfriend can take it off and cheat so why not let him borrow it and do the same? and its all about his broken relationship

  • "i'm late! where's the skillet?" XD

  • hilarious! Shut the door baby!

  • You are Awesome

  • Thusly!

  • HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    

  • Shut the door baby don't say a word. :)

  • i found pachelbel's canon :D

  • maybe they mean to be sarcastic about being great.

  • @kiyoshi85 they do but that doesn't negate his point...

  • Another verse in that song is "She always rights the wrong, For me, Baby"

    So his girlfriend is always able to justify her cheating on him and convince him to stay in the relationship, in other words "right the wrong". Shes probably able to do this because the singer loves her so much that he almost wants her to convince him to stay with her. Hes letting her "right the wrong" for him.

  • @PranksAllot you DO realize he's a comedian yes?

  • This is guy is an idiot. He doesnt even understand the lyrics to that song.

    What the singer is trying to say is that he knows his girlfriend has been cheating on him, and he thinks maybe he will use her "halo" to do the same to her as she has done to him, but hes not able to cheat on her like she has on him because deep inside he truly still loves her. And this isnt the first time she has cheated on the singer, so once again as predicted, he left his broken heart open and she "rips" its out.

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • hes good, but : your burned your breakfast, well maybe eggs/bacon w/e it doesnt make sence what hes saying, no disrespect tho

  • @Jura88 I think he means if u wer alredy 2hrs l8 4 work wuld u b cooking brekfast! I dont think he is sayin u cant cook brekfast jus tht u wuldnt hv the time in this circumstance! i may b wrong tho :)

  • Just heard today he died in Haiti. R.I.P

  • @nomadseawolf  who???

  • PLEASE come to my college!

  • hahaha had me in tears of laughter :) =D

  • lyrics do indeed suck. Ke$ha sings "zip your lips like a padlock..." ok, think about that...

  • @cacticrisis lol I'm sure glad I've never heard of Kesha

    cause that lyric does not make sense at all

  • @cacticrisis that's hilarious!

    

  • @cacticrisis What? Do you NOT zip your padlocks? Weirdo.

  • Thumbs up for the guy who did the claps at the beginning!

  • He should have an HBO special.

  • Half the hilarity is from what he's saying and the other half is all the expressions his face goes through. God, I love this man's "WTF?!" face. XD

  • he looks like adam sandler

  • dude u rock

  • Dude I agree wid songs theme songs , Before waching lyrics i loved it but now it is the worst song !!

  • "Why does everyone say

    'Roses are red; violets are blue'?

    Violets aren't *blue*; they're *purple*!"

  • Best. Comedian. Ever.

  • I heard the Sugar Ray song on the radio and laughed my ass off because I remembered this video.x)

  • Damn it Rob. Thanks for ruining "Every Morning" for me. >.<

    :-P

  • He reminds me of Ben Affleck and Jerry Seinfeld.

  • tu madre estupido solo muladas decis...!!! friends es lo mejor ps

  • im late! wheres the skillet!?!? hahahaha

  • @guitarest974 i think he means:

    i'm late? where's the skill at...

  • @dustyuelz Skillet. That's a frying pan.

  • @npcs thx for the info maybe i should have looked up skilled before writing XD

    always nice to learn something new :p

    anyway for being late i need no skill and i hate scrambled eggs so i love bacon so i'll search my skillet cause i'm a carnivore XD

  • @dustyuelz I think you'll find he doesn't :)

  • This dude's hilarious!

  • lolz. that was hilarious

  • I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks the Sugar Ray song is disturbing. That last line cracks me up every single time.

  • you're hilarious dude :) ahahahah

  • and pochelbel rant

  • this is the most amazing piece I have heard of all time. You beat all the legends of comedy :)

  • So funny :D ♥

  • He's freaking funny mate!

  • OMG you are officially up there with Seinfeld, Dunham, and Cosby on my list of Funniest People Ever. And that's some tough company, so be proud, Rob, be proud!

  • Awesome!!! Totally funny!!! "Shut the...What?" HAHA!!!

  • Haha "Where's the skillet?" definitely sounds like Ben Stiller and "They forgot what they wrote!" sounds like Jerry Seinfeld, this guy's too funny

  • funniest stand up ever! :D

  • So right!!! lol, i listened to it!

  • LMFAO! i love this guy! High-larious!!!

  • huh?

  • your awesome!!

  • I GO AN IDEA HOW ABOUT NOT CHEATING ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND lolage

  • Haha. "That guy's a dick."

  • Haha!!! That's funny! =]

  • omg i never noticed that XD

  • I love this guy. XD Cracks me up every time.

  • This guy is funnier than most of the headliners on the national scene...Great Great material...with a 5 star delivery

  • HAHA <3 love it lol

  • well, normally im not into pop-music, especially when the lyrics are crap, but the song by Sugar Ray...pretty catchy

  • LOL hilarious, even though i adore "Friends", i have to admit that the fill ins of the lyrics dont hold up to the 30sec...sad

  • friends is my favortie show (:

  • anyone know where download this ??

  • get a program called youtubedownloader.exe and convert it to a MP3

  • fuckin great.. "shut the door baby dont say a word" dude u r funny as hell

  • @Anotherdayundecided

    Hell is not funny, son. Not funny at all.

  • Nice alanysis!! Funny, he plays well, sings well, and he's cute haha! Unfortunately, the result of this vis is not being able to listen to these songs without thinking about his analysis! :D SHUT THE DOOR' DON'T SAY A WORD LMAO!!!

  • i'm gonna cry

  • I keep thinking about this each time I hear this song lol!

  • this was really funny, only correction would be that the sugar ray song's beginning lyric :halo: is talking about a wrapped condom left behind when she cheated on him first. so he was gonna take it to go get payback. this was hilarious though.

  • yeah cooking while late and then some how cooking for too long..... someone doesn't want to go to work

  • lol the friends bit was hilarious :D

  • Great stuff. Rob's skits never fail to amuse me.

  • Rob is hilarious!

  • LOL Not only are they cheating on each other, but they're re-using each others condoms. :D I love that song.

  • Yeah, but it is still funny!

  • You're not supposed to analyze it man lol, just laugh and enjoy lol

  • wow. contradictory song.

  • LOL! "I'm late for work! Where's the skillet?

  • @Tails282 He reminds me so much of Adam Sandler when he says that!

  • your mum is a hack.

  • why? i think he did a good job. there was nothing wrong with his skit

  • @GlenEatsNoodles so nothing is wrong?

  • @GlenEatsNoodles Ever seen There's Always An A-Hole On The Internet?

  • tawFSF

  • "Your mama told you there'd be days like these, but the fist line of the song goes, "so no one told you life was gonna be this way." xD hilarious

  • that was pretty damn funny

  • shut the door baby don't say a word ;D

    i'm laughing too hard tbh xD

  • xD j jj