sugar ray is just a band who's songs all ask a rhetorical question, in which they basically make fun of themselves, but it's more about the music with them....and they're still a great band because of it, and few other artists can do that
But the guy in Sugar Ray's song DOES say "I know it's NOT MINE" about the condom. Thus, he didn't use it. Thus, his girlfriend has been unloyal and now the poor chap simply wants some payback on the weekend in the form of a ONS.
@Thatzsoright Is that what a Halo is? Goodness, I had no idea. I thought it was a poetic metaphor, as in his girlfriend's an angel but he wants to pretend to be one as well in order to lure another woman into sleeping with him. Thanks for clearing up that misunderstanding. However, I don't believe it's a good idea to cheat on someone just because they've cheated on you. That kind of nasty behavior just means your morals are as bad as theirs and winds up making nobody happy.
I looked up the lyrics for this song and one line is how she loves him but he doesn't believe her. So, on top of his other problems, the loser has self esteem issues. He's cheating on her but it's HER emotions that are in doubt? The entire song is like the encapsulation of a love affair gone hideously wrong! XP
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"You mama told you there be days like these" but the first line is "nobody told you life was gonna be this way" "they forgot what they wrote" "30 seconds into their own damn song" LOL i loved that part
"you mama told you there be days like these" but the first line of the song goes "so no one told you life was gonna be this way" "30 seconds into their own damn song"
what there saying about the halo is that his girlfriend can take it off and cheat so why not let him borrow it and do the same? and its all about his broken relationship
Another verse in that song is "She always rights the wrong, For me, Baby"
So his girlfriend is always able to justify her cheating on him and convince him to stay in the relationship, in other words "right the wrong". Shes probably able to do this because the singer loves her so much that he almost wants her to convince him to stay with her. Hes letting her "right the wrong" for him.
This is guy is an idiot. He doesnt even understand the lyrics to that song.
What the singer is trying to say is that he knows his girlfriend has been cheating on him, and he thinks maybe he will use her "halo" to do the same to her as she has done to him, but hes not able to cheat on her like she has on him because deep inside he truly still loves her. And this isnt the first time she has cheated on the singer, so once again as predicted, he left his broken heart open and she "rips" its out.
@Jura88 I think he means if u wer alredy 2hrs l8 4 work wuld u b cooking brekfast! I dont think he is sayin u cant cook brekfast jus tht u wuldnt hv the time in this circumstance! i may b wrong tho :)
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OMG you are officially up there with Seinfeld, Dunham, and Cosby on my list of Funniest People Ever. And that's some tough company, so be proud, Rob, be proud!
Nice alanysis!! Funny, he plays well, sings well, and he's cute haha! Unfortunately, the result of this vis is not being able to listen to these songs without thinking about his analysis! :D SHUT THE DOOR' DON'T SAY A WORD LMAO!!!
this was really funny, only correction would be that the sugar ray song's beginning lyric :halo: is talking about a wrapped condom left behind when she cheated on him first. so he was gonna take it to go get payback. this was hilarious though.
Seems like a lot of people don't know what a halo is. It's a slang term for a used condom. This guy's skit is a little screwed up in that sense, as the girlfriend has a halo hanging from her bed that is not his. Therefore, they are BOTH cheating on each other.
And here I thought that would have been obvious XD It's a song about how crazy love and relationships are.
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NakiaTracixy511 3 days ago
sugar ray is just a band who's songs all ask a rhetorical question, in which they basically make fun of themselves, but it's more about the music with them....and they're still a great band because of it, and few other artists can do that
sabresfan010994 2 weeks ago
this guy sounds like quagmire
mull20641 3 weeks ago
205 people cheat on their girlfriends and then rape their girlfriends while their friend says "shut the door baby don't say a word"
carultch 1 month ago
hihi the woman of your dreams
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hmz I'm a crazy American girl
leekane12j 3 months ago
Im Late. Wheres the Skillet. LOLOL
SSBB188 3 months ago 7
well I am new here and i can be shy and nasty too
EdaSunniah26 4 months ago
I haven't been able to listen to "Every Morning" for 2 years without thinking about this. Haha!
Drockvashon 4 months ago 3
How come this guy never got huge? I remember watching that pachabel rant years ago and almost died.
willman808 4 months ago 40
ha ha
TheTwillerZone 4 months ago
Haha this was classic. I thought the same thing while listening to that Sugar Ray song.
yfz01 5 months ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this guy is hilarious
MrBICKUS9 5 months ago 3
@GaylaAmynd636 wth is with that sentence ?
velvetNguns 5 months ago
204 PEOPLE DON'T HAVE FRIENDS !
daglartatlav 6 months ago 6
was it the cast who wrote it?
clairegified 7 months ago 2
@clairegified Nope, it was a band called Rembrandt.
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MyChelseaFan 7 months ago
@TheTwillerZone your friends suck your balls....cool story bro
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Funny
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LunaoGraceji276 8 months ago 53
every time i hear pop songs i think of what i he said, and he's right. =)
like East 17's Thunder:
"So much to gain, so much to lose
Like a pain you endure more than enjoy"
i dont know about you , but i dont enjoy pain very often..not enough to use it in an analogy anyway..
kjartan85 9 months ago
So funny and original =]
txlonghorn10vy 9 months ago
"That guy's a dick!"
kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl 9 months ago
30 seconds of their own damn song, worlds going to hell we're all clapping along---i love it!
ManicDepressed 9 months ago 8
"I'm late! Where's the skillet?"
phemyda94 10 months ago 7
i swear im sitting bed trying not to PEE myself!!!!!!!!!x'D PRICLESS!!!!!!;D
flandersgal123 10 months ago
But the guy in Sugar Ray's song DOES say "I know it's NOT MINE" about the condom. Thus, he didn't use it. Thus, his girlfriend has been unloyal and now the poor chap simply wants some payback on the weekend in the form of a ONS.
Thatzsoright 10 months ago
@Thatzsoright Is that what a Halo is? Goodness, I had no idea. I thought it was a poetic metaphor, as in his girlfriend's an angel but he wants to pretend to be one as well in order to lure another woman into sleeping with him. Thanks for clearing up that misunderstanding. However, I don't believe it's a good idea to cheat on someone just because they've cheated on you. That kind of nasty behavior just means your morals are as bad as theirs and winds up making nobody happy.
QueenBoadicea 10 months ago 2
this dude is funny lol. hope to see him on comedy central real soon.
ZMANandTROOP 10 months ago
202 dumbasses here!
Jordz555 11 months ago
That guy's a dick!
pjstp22 11 months ago 2
Good stuff!
Jumpr27 11 months ago
aa wants to find a man who will share a good time with me
afsana7990 1 year ago 23
201 people's mamas never told them there would be days like these.
jennavmusic 1 year ago 7
too cool
TheMijman 1 year ago
I looked up the lyrics for this song and one line is how she loves him but he doesn't believe her. So, on top of his other problems, the loser has self esteem issues. He's cheating on her but it's HER emotions that are in doubt? The entire song is like the encapsulation of a love affair gone hideously wrong! XP
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TheJoshJericho 1 year ago
he sounds exactly like jerry seinfeld at 1:22 :O
Alebrukreais 1 year ago 4
@Alebrukreais IT'S A SIGN
Noverable 1 year ago
he sounds exactly like jerry seinfeld at 1:22 :O
Alebrukreais 1 year ago
Just ripped apart one of my favourite songs - but very funny.
Stedmaniac 1 year ago 9
that song from sugar ray is acutally pretty good.
but i cant listen to it anymore xD
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kinaboi1 1 year ago
@kinaboi1 i like the original rock ver of this comment :O
iTzJaheezy 1 year ago
I can't stop watching this bid!
windowsjsa 1 year ago 2
Your fucking funny!!!
windowsjsa 1 year ago
You, sir, are a comic genius. Great attention to content.
DreadShamus 1 year ago 4
'Im late for work? FUCK IT, BACON TIME'
fearthegeeklord 1 year ago 343
@fearthegeeklord If I were two hours late I might as well just quit..so. ..Yeah, fuck it. Bacon time.
eharsh87 10 months ago
@fearthegeeklord there is ALWAYS time for bacon.
arconin 1 week ago
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS BETTER THAN PACHELBEL RANT! I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS TOO GOOD!
RummanTheGoat 1 year ago 3
This guy is freaking hilarious!!!
spyergirl4 1 year ago 2
If you smoke weed or even just like these guys, I got a good feeling you'll like the mainstreet dubsacks
cldazice 1 year ago
haha wow
Ronnie4091 1 year ago
This is just hilarious! I like that song by the Rembrandt and that song by Sugar Ray...AND I'M STILL LAUGHING MY ASS OFF xD
TheSpontaneousWonder 1 year ago
you should really watch it with transcribe audio, it's just.... weird XDD
1937773 1 year ago
199 people cook their breakfast :O
pokerhome 1 year ago 2
because i dont know someone who cooks their breakfast, XD
pokerhome 1 year ago
damn perspective is a powerful thing
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HarpreetIsabel 1 year ago
Haha, I heard that song a thousand times but I never noticed the 'so no one told you-your momma told you....' lines :D
ethalinia 1 year ago
because of this video i became paranoid when i'm writing lyrics.
"does this make sense? does it?"
paravonian, you are a friggin genius.
nix207 1 year ago 4
199 people don't listen to lyrics
gsparkway324 1 year ago 6
199 people have too much respect for Sugar Ray's lyrics
gsparkway324 1 year ago
Mannnn i used to like that song. Now i can't D:
ILoveRizaHawkeye 1 year ago
there's a ways to burn a breakfest. If you making toast and it gets burnt, like, black. You just can't eat it.
chrisjabur 1 year ago
turn on the Transcraibe Audio o.e
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BobbiFreddiec 1 year ago
"they took an episode of cops and made it a hit song" lol looved that part
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"You mama told you there be days like these" but the first line is "nobody told you life was gonna be this way" "they forgot what they wrote" "30 seconds into their own damn song" LOL i loved that part
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"you mama told you there be days like these" but the first line of the song goes "so no one told you life was gonna be this way" "30 seconds into their own damn song"
lol i loved that part
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luckythehedgehog101 1 year ago
omg this is AMAZING!!
vampireRHI 1 year ago
LOL!
MrMachinimator 1 year ago
im # 1555000 viewer
hsguitarist 1 year ago
what there saying about the halo is that his girlfriend can take it off and cheat so why not let him borrow it and do the same? and its all about his broken relationship
NathanH1313 1 year ago
"i'm late! where's the skillet?" XD
kittenmyu 1 year ago
hilarious! Shut the door baby!
mfcobb1 1 year ago
You are Awesome
StrangeGirl484 1 year ago
Thusly!
karatechick306 1 year ago
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Th3Endproductions 1 year ago
Shut the door baby don't say a word. :)
Khazanah 1 year ago 2
i found pachelbel's canon :D
VloggerChick 1 year ago 4
maybe they mean to be sarcastic about being great.
kiyoshi85 1 year ago
@kiyoshi85 they do but that doesn't negate his point...
fightclub6291 1 year ago
Another verse in that song is "She always rights the wrong, For me, Baby"
So his girlfriend is always able to justify her cheating on him and convince him to stay in the relationship, in other words "right the wrong". Shes probably able to do this because the singer loves her so much that he almost wants her to convince him to stay with her. Hes letting her "right the wrong" for him.
PranksAllot 1 year ago
@PranksAllot you DO realize he's a comedian yes?
MrZeroVang 1 year ago 3
This is guy is an idiot. He doesnt even understand the lyrics to that song.
What the singer is trying to say is that he knows his girlfriend has been cheating on him, and he thinks maybe he will use her "halo" to do the same to her as she has done to him, but hes not able to cheat on her like she has on him because deep inside he truly still loves her. And this isnt the first time she has cheated on the singer, so once again as predicted, he left his broken heart open and she "rips" its out.
PranksAllot 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA
daniaak 1 year ago
hes good, but : your burned your breakfast, well maybe eggs/bacon w/e it doesnt make sence what hes saying, no disrespect tho
Jura88 1 year ago
@Jura88 I think he means if u wer alredy 2hrs l8 4 work wuld u b cooking brekfast! I dont think he is sayin u cant cook brekfast jus tht u wuldnt hv the time in this circumstance! i may b wrong tho :)
looneytunegoesmad 1 year ago
Just heard today he died in Haiti. R.I.P
nomadseawolf 1 year ago
@nomadseawolf who???
ohyouah 1 year ago
PLEASE come to my college!
EddyMorino 1 year ago
hahaha had me in tears of laughter :) =D
kierany1 1 year ago
lyrics do indeed suck. Ke$ha sings "zip your lips like a padlock..." ok, think about that...
cacticrisis 1 year ago 210
@cacticrisis lol I'm sure glad I've never heard of Kesha
cause that lyric does not make sense at all
Weslo2 1 year ago
@cacticrisis that's hilarious!
PickleandtheNut 4 months ago
@cacticrisis What? Do you NOT zip your padlocks? Weirdo.
KanaraMac 4 months ago
Thumbs up for the guy who did the claps at the beginning!
KonohaNinjaFel 1 year ago
He should have an HBO special.
Fmaack 1 year ago
Half the hilarity is from what he's saying and the other half is all the expressions his face goes through. God, I love this man's "WTF?!" face. XD
NingenDemonai 1 year ago 2
he looks like adam sandler
stew182 1 year ago 3
dude u rock
20001javed 1 year ago
Dude I agree wid songs theme songs , Before waching lyrics i loved it but now it is the worst song !!
555hactor 1 year ago
"Why does everyone say
'Roses are red; violets are blue'?
Violets aren't *blue*; they're *purple*!"
utubesnamepolsux 1 year ago
Best. Comedian. Ever.
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meka8885 1 year ago
I heard the Sugar Ray song on the radio and laughed my ass off because I remembered this video.x)
twiikimchi 1 year ago
Damn it Rob. Thanks for ruining "Every Morning" for me. >.<
:-P
manwithabook 1 year ago 4
He reminds me of Ben Affleck and Jerry Seinfeld.
icerise 1 year ago
tu madre estupido solo muladas decis...!!! friends es lo mejor ps
cuagro1 1 year ago
im late! wheres the skillet!?!? hahahaha
guitarest974 1 year ago 4
@guitarest974 i think he means:
i'm late? where's the skill at...
dustyuelz 1 year ago
@dustyuelz Skillet. That's a frying pan.
npcs 1 year ago 2
@npcs thx for the info maybe i should have looked up skilled before writing XD
always nice to learn something new :p
anyway for being late i need no skill and i hate scrambled eggs so i love bacon so i'll search my skillet cause i'm a carnivore XD
dustyuelz 1 year ago
@dustyuelz I think you'll find he doesn't :)
CloverRawr 1 year ago
This dude's hilarious!
ALLMYHEROSWEARMASKS 1 year ago 2
lolz. that was hilarious
tigereyez01 1 year ago 2
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks the Sugar Ray song is disturbing. That last line cracks me up every single time.
KayleHylian 1 year ago 2
you're hilarious dude :) ahahahah
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Jon6712012 1 year ago
and pochelbel rant
XmortdreadX 1 year ago
this is the most amazing piece I have heard of all time. You beat all the legends of comedy :)
BrettC5154 1 year ago 4
So funny :D ♥
komakomi 1 year ago
He's freaking funny mate!
Bloodylion101 1 year ago
OMG you are officially up there with Seinfeld, Dunham, and Cosby on my list of Funniest People Ever. And that's some tough company, so be proud, Rob, be proud!
LaraElSupergirl 1 year ago
Awesome!!! Totally funny!!! "Shut the...What?" HAHA!!!
PhenoxPsi 1 year ago
Haha "Where's the skillet?" definitely sounds like Ben Stiller and "They forgot what they wrote!" sounds like Jerry Seinfeld, this guy's too funny
endeau 1 year ago 6
funniest stand up ever! :D
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Anarkiados 1 year ago
So right!!! lol, i listened to it!
SupernaturalChick92 1 year ago
LMFAO! i love this guy! High-larious!!!
veggiefreak28 1 year ago
huh?
hollyrulez1 1 year ago
your awesome!!
illuminator444 1 year ago
I GO AN IDEA HOW ABOUT NOT CHEATING ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND lolage
MrSulinator11 1 year ago 6
Haha. "That guy's a dick."
theperfectone 1 year ago 5
Haha!!! That's funny! =]
megawesome1 1 year ago 2
omg i never noticed that XD
kkc0161 1 year ago
I love this guy. XD Cracks me up every time.
Birchfall 1 year ago
This guy is funnier than most of the headliners on the national scene...Great Great material...with a 5 star delivery
csereix 1 year ago 26
HAHA <3 love it lol
muahzishly 1 year ago
well, normally im not into pop-music, especially when the lyrics are crap, but the song by Sugar Ray...pretty catchy
KeyOfStrife 1 year ago
LOL hilarious, even though i adore "Friends", i have to admit that the fill ins of the lyrics dont hold up to the 30sec...sad
CHOOCHOOYO 2 years ago 4
friends is my favortie show (:
9123clemsongurl 2 years ago 5
anyone know where download this ??
smallvillecrazy101 2 years ago 3
get a program called youtubedownloader.exe and convert it to a MP3
chaosrealm93 1 year ago
fuckin great.. "shut the door baby dont say a word" dude u r funny as hell
Anotherdayundecided 2 years ago 158
@Anotherdayundecided
Hell is not funny, son. Not funny at all.
arcarulez 1 year ago
Nice alanysis!! Funny, he plays well, sings well, and he's cute haha! Unfortunately, the result of this vis is not being able to listen to these songs without thinking about his analysis! :D SHUT THE DOOR' DON'T SAY A WORD LMAO!!!
animwoman 2 years ago 28
i'm gonna cry
blackbird4u 2 years ago
I keep thinking about this each time I hear this song lol!
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I guess Rob has never gotten laid. Maybe that's why he didn't know what the Halo meant.
kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl 2 years ago
this was really funny, only correction would be that the sugar ray song's beginning lyric :halo: is talking about a wrapped condom left behind when she cheated on him first. so he was gonna take it to go get payback. this was hilarious though.
kaligriffin 2 years ago 2
yeah cooking while late and then some how cooking for too long..... someone doesn't want to go to work
supershawnodeseninja 2 years ago
lol the friends bit was hilarious :D
martinwalnut 2 years ago 2
Great stuff. Rob's skits never fail to amuse me.
Sofiathecool 2 years ago 5
Rob is hilarious!
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Seems like a lot of people don't know what a halo is. It's a slang term for a used condom. This guy's skit is a little screwed up in that sense, as the girlfriend has a halo hanging from her bed that is not his. Therefore, they are BOTH cheating on each other.
And here I thought that would have been obvious XD It's a song about how crazy love and relationships are.
thisisnotJackWolfe 2 years ago
LOL Not only are they cheating on each other, but they're re-using each others condoms. :D I love that song.
thisisnotJackWolfe 2 years ago 3
Yeah, but it is still funny!
TheUnipanther 2 years ago
You're not supposed to analyze it man lol, just laugh and enjoy lol
swimmingguy123 2 years ago 3
wow. contradictory song.
ArisatoMinatoXXII 2 years ago
LOL! "I'm late for work! Where's the skillet?
Tails282 2 years ago 41
@Tails282 He reminds me so much of Adam Sandler when he says that!
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This guy is such a hack. He's exactly what is wrong with musical comedy these days....
GlenEatsNoodles 2 years ago
your mum is a hack.
Dandango123 2 years ago 3
why? i think he did a good job. there was nothing wrong with his skit
pj2bass12 2 years ago 6
@GlenEatsNoodles so nothing is wrong?
1337nesstiki 2 years ago 3
@GlenEatsNoodles Ever seen There's Always An A-Hole On The Internet?
katid09 2 years ago 3
tawFSF
Netogarces 2 years ago
"Your mama told you there'd be days like these, but the fist line of the song goes, "so no one told you life was gonna be this way." xD hilarious
johnliu360 2 years ago 8
that was pretty damn funny
jopeters 2 years ago
shut the door baby don't say a word ;D
i'm laughing too hard tbh xD
ihatehaircuts1 2 years ago
xD j jj
partizan5 2 years ago