Dragon Age Origins: Sten and Shale - falling in love

[CatfishShotgun]

Sten, You'll always be my favourite <3

[Queenkayls646]

i love shale's Voice... it reminds me of Scar, from the lion king... disturbing but cheeky :3 lol

[fireiceash90]

I think i ate the wrong mushroom...

[TheBronf]

the qun are like hippy's they believe everyone has a place but they are bluddy violent :D and awesome

[Lostprophetzzz]

Sten might just be one of the most surprisingly Wise characters in video game history

[DarthBigBen]

I actually find the philosophical teachings of the Qun to be very appealing. A society where social status is based upon skill and not birthright and where each individual counts as something. The one thing I don't like about the Qun is that my name is my title, not the one given to me at birth.

[Badguy260]

@DarthBigBen the name given to you is like a social security code

[animatorZee]

Shale? AWKWARD?

Andraste's ass, what is this world coming to?

[animatorZee]

NO.

Sten is mine, I tell you.

Sten is mine :/

[SaikonoYume]

New OTP? I think so.

[GunerzPGBC]

Awww, poor Shale, you can tell she wants that Qun Dick at the end, but can not.... Hahaha.

[tricksterhuaun]

Damn, if they have sex, it would destroy the world!!!

[Chefodeath]

Why not crush their skulls and be done with it? Fast-efficent-fun.

[Drahcir0017]

4:22 Do detect a hint of coyness in Sten's voice? :3

[alfvar]

Great game. Too bad da2 was, well..lackluster.

[BlackCrowWFH]

Shale, you clearly sicken me.

Sincerely,  Everyone

[TurboTom3000]

Sten and Shale, FRIENDS? Good thing they're on the Warden's side or he'd/she'd be screwed...

[polishguy994]

I think this conversation with sten is making shale... ROCK HARD

[wtfftwffsssf]

Sten is a... Stonophile? Explains why he won't sleep with me :((

[IsolationInstigation]

4:35 It almost seemed as if Shale was coming onto Sten. I sometimes forget that Shale was a female Dwarf in her past life.

[Mtleprichaun]

the end is a little creepy

[wolf92193]

Um. What??

Shale, you disturb me o_O

[DCshirley]

Stale? Shen? So cute :) Even better than Lelialistair Zorrigan and Ogwynne :D

[sarakatefisher9]

@DCshirley

That made me laugh so hard.

[paramoreee3]

conspiracy much? im kinda scared now.

[cloudgirl150]

The funny part is that...shale was once a female >.>

[Z3koD3vo]

A Match Made In Heaven.

[Capta1nKerm1t]

dragon age 2 ruin dragon age origins since i learnt that Sten, that this isn't this name its this rank

[Shabamzle]

@Capta1nKerm1t  i always thought the rank was forevermore called sten because of Sten's aide he gave to the warden

[TheSirhclee]

I just struggle to think of what happens back at camp

[sugarandspice4815]

@TheSirhclee Shale's teeth should be strong enough. :-)

[malvard20]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW yaoi

[ValainaC]

@malvard20 shale is a woman, u know.... :D

[malvard20]

@ValainaC O.o i guess thats why they call it a cave ;)



[CamiR092991]

Well....At least Shale won't need armor, a helmet, and something to bite down on ;P

[WatchdogDisciple]

@CamiR092991 you forgot the heated iron pry bar

[CamiR092991]

@WatchdogDisciple Ahaha yes, I don't know how I forgot that one xD

[Undkor]

You just know the DA writers were struggling to resist adding the line, "I wish I could quite you" in Sten and Shale's dialogue! XD

[huaun]

Sten is clearly rockphile

[DrAnarchy]

@huaun *geophile

[flak509]

haha now that i didnt expect great stuff

[dinenavajo]

go Sten 0.0

[MashBashBaby]

I'm sure Shale is gay ... So very sure...

[SoulKilla1000]

@MashBashBaby shale is female i beat the game 5 times and found out that shale was a female dwarf from House Cadash.

[xPuppetearAMVs]

@SoulKilla1000 I beat the game 4 times and found out he's a she in the 1st time I got him/her.

No idea what you are trying to tell honestly xD.

[xPuppetearAMVs]

These conversations alone make the first DA better than the second. TBH, I enjoyed DA much more than DA2

[staffsarge192]

... wow just simply wow... shale acting like a lovestruck girl. hilarious

[LoveCacco]

awww ^^^cute!

[MintyFresh1999]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET THE TEMPLAR OUTFIT?!?!?!?!?

[WeaponXSigma]

@MintyFresh1999 You get it from that templar you kill when fighting him and a desire demon in the circle of magi

[Sednars]

@MintyFresh1999 in the circle tower, Kill the desire demon and the templar instead of letting them leave and be a happy family

[Bloodsong13T]

sten... SMILES!!?! homg! ::dies!::

[Lifeless9619]

i feel as if i missed out by not getting the dlc for this game...

[unsteddy]

Holy shit Shale! That is all kinds of crazy!

[WaryHermit]

Oh how I wished my female dwarf could have romanced Sten... This nearly makes up for it.

[Deathrune456]

Sten wants to give Shale his control rod. Giggity. Giggity. Goo.

[Zebracorna]

@Deathrune456 Ow, that facepalm actually hurt.

[sesshomakari]

@Deathrune456 Heh heh, Allllright.

[Blunka796]

Haha, aw! Now I really wish my code had worked !

[thegamesfan510]

how do u know shale is a she? maybe theyre gay

[shadalex]

@thegamesfan510 after some investigating, you will strike a conversation with Shale in which Shale reveals he "was" a female, but gender doesn't really mean anything since Shale is a golem now.

[WaryHermit]

@thegamesfan510 If you take Shale with you on the Anvil of the Void quest, Caridin will reveal Shale's past as a female dwarf.

[CodenameWraith]

That last one was just plain disturbing.

[TheDecepticonsAttack]

he talks more to shale than he did to me in the WHOLE game "I have a question?" "Im hardly surprised" then Shale "The" AND Sten comes out with a giant speech :'C

[Dracowrath1]

And then the next morning you find Sten can't walk, as he's crushed his crotch in his attempts to mate with Shale

[AmaranteXang]

I think this was the first time I heard Sten call anyone in the party by name. Maybe Shale's special to him?? 8'D HEHE

[AngeliMaganaj748]

héy_Ï_fëel_só_lÕNElY_tOdÃÿ

[iwillfollow24]

sten likes my dad a military officer all the way hahaha dang im going to join thanks to him also...

[stillmatic117]

you are a vastly superior construct

[madsbang1231]

i have reedem the code and all that but hwre i find him? the shale

[AlexDaSheep360]

... Alistair and Grey Warden: ... * Just watching *

Shale and Sten *Chatting not knowing EVERYONE CAN HEAR!*

[RyouuichiKun15]

вот это прикол!

[Corruptor8Studios]

just a moment ! Did hear Sten calling Shale "kadan" ?! He only called me after I got back his sword and got his aproval high up the sky and Shale gets the "kadan" title just *snap fingers* like that?! DISCRIMINATION !!!

[MikoDollie]

@Corruptor8Studios DATS RACIST!

[irockzursockz231]

@Corruptor8Studios lol I know right!!!!

[huaun]

@Corruptor8Studios Sten like tough people.

And who's more tough than a damn lady made of stone.

[TokloTheLion]

@Corruptor8Studios

I agree! I had to go get the sword and totally max approval before I got kadan, and Shale gets it with a few compliments? WTH?

[Masterpivot292]

Russian subtitles? :D

[peoplespest154]

Fast, efficient, fun! -Shale talking about killing mages.

[oOPPHOo]

I ship it

[justacondom]

Qun=Communism

[Insomniac22100]

@justacondom without the dictatorship and the corruption

[ebviewer]

@justacondom OOOH that's clever I never noticed that!!!!

[BBoyPhreshershist]

@justacondom i always thought they were paroding islam.

[AdzCobra]

@BBoyPhreshershist The Qun is more of a philosophy than a religion and they don't worship any gods or godessess. Their way of governing is like communism.

[WeaponXSigma]

I'm gonna quote Ragna from BlazBlue when I say the following. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?"

[invisibee]

what is that language? russian!?

[Darkknight96082]

They are so a couple

[lotrmaniac98]

to kill archdemon you dont melle ONLY use ballistae i done it 1st try

[jayive34]

@lotrmaniac98 thats the weak way of doing it

[cjmaiers]

@lotrmaniac98 yea that's not very efficient. or fun. and the ballista is only useful when the archdemon is on that inaccessible platform. there is no good way to fight a dragon, just beat the shit out of it and heal constantly.

[Leathebluedrgon]

@cjmaiers actually i use one ballista during the whole battle with the archedemon, until of course at the end when it had like 1 or 2 hp left

[cjmaiers]

@Leathebluedrgon yea that sounds utterly boring. i like doing it the fun and interesting way.

[xCoDLoVeR14x]

I got a question that someone HAVE to answer!

Do you have to complete the game to play DLCs because i got a stone prisoner and want it and i can't find it at the Main Menu

If you have to complete the campaign - then i can't because, I CAN'T BEAT THE ARCHDEMON!!!!!

[xCoDLoVeR14x]

How do you find Shale?

[Yoda366]

@xCoDLoVeR14x go to Sulcher's Pass then talk to this person and he will tell you where to go.. also it a DLC so the only way to get it is by buying the DLC or buying dragon age ultimate edition which includes all dlc in it

[xCoDLoVeR14x]

@Yoda366 Oh, which DLC is it? Because if it's '' A Stone Prisoner '' then i got it.

[Yoda366]

@xCoDLoVeR14x yes that it and no it before you beat the game... do you have it install in? also how far are you?

[xCoDLoVeR14x]

@Yoda366 How far i am, i'm right about to find The Urn of Sacred Ash or something but i was at the archdemon on my other which i deleted cuz i couldn't beat it so i just restarted....

[Yoda366]

@xCoDLoVeR14x then i have no clue then im not that far but i should be able to if not your dlc might not be install correct 

[xCoDLoVeR14x]

@xCoDLoVeR14x Nvm.... I founded now, but thanks for the help ;)

[KuyaHyuuga]

the last 30 seconds........WTF!? lol

hilarious

[MrMavis97]

Love is in thee air

[whatwayzup]

shale is rock hard for sten, GET IT, HUH? IM SO FUNNY!

[Andreazor]

Shale and Sten, the two best characters. I absolutely adore them both.

[burkettboy1250]

what the fuck.....

[oblivonman]

way to go you exposed there hidden realationship

[superryomafan]

ok 2 things one SHALE IS A GIRL

and 2 now i could be wrong but i think we are witnessing the beginnings of love here

[Vigilante1X]

lol

[IgorPrototype90]

gdgggdgdg

[EreBeMonsters]

How do i get shale?

[Ariashal]

@EreBeMonsters

You need the "Stone Prisoner" DLC. Then it'll show up in your journal eventually.

[yenoham32]

I had a weird conversation happen once between Sten and Morrigen were she asked him what sex with him would be like with him.

[arceus120893]

i think shale would surely have climaxed, were he able to continue that little admiration-rant of his:P

[mst3k4evur]

I'm not finding it so hard to believe Shale was a woman anymore.

[Minchenator]

Damned deep mushrooms! Heh, those who do not play DA:O wouldn't understand the joke x) I basically laughed my ass off. >xD

Oh, and thanks for posting this, Shale is my favorite female character in DA:O. :D

Sten X Shale, always <3

[RisingDeathAngel]

Can you feel the love tonight~!

[fluffylovey]

'Crush their skulls and be done with it! Fast, efficiant, fun!'

<3 Shale!

[mbbell23]

lol hate birds much?

[buddhadraken]

Hahaha

[ckc123ful]

lol



[bc71766]

shale is a women lol



[AQWorldsAlphaTester]

You know its canon.

[theomega616]

That would be some hardcore freaky sex!

[TaurisMemnon]

@theomega616 According to Sten;s discription of the Qunari act of Mating, Shale may be the only one built to survive it lol

[jshadowhunter]

@TaurisMemnon it's true, listen to the 2nd conversation between Sten and Morrigan, I laughed my ass off when he started to cound the amount of stuff she'd have to do/wear XD

[Bidmartinlo]

I wonder if Shale has any morality. Kinda creeps me out! Like in real life when I look at people! >:D

[Hotpinkrandomness]

...ew

[OverlordArt]

I'm just wondering why do you have Russian subtitles and English sound

[Nudz]

@OverlordArt

Is it really that hard to figure out? If you had to take a wild guess, what would it be?

[sprocker]

Shale is female! She cant have a dick.

[TaurisMemnon]

@sprocker Shake sounds like an old fat lady who survived lung cancer and breathes out of a hole in her neck lol gross

[SRNF]

@sprocker once I found out Shale was a girl you better believe I kicked her out of my party

[specterseal999]

Lol they sounded like they're about to suck each others dick xD

Alister feels sooooo lonely ^_^

[Arontala22]

sten is cheating on morrigan !? =O

[Bman135]

well if sten isnt joking about qunari sex then at least shale wouldnt need to suit of armor :p

[dualblade14]

Shale! quit giving sten ideas!

[KMxHearts]

Love lifts us up where we belong...

[GAM3RZ1132]

@KMxHearts SHUT UP

[HollanderColt]

Shale is actually a female so it's not gay lol

[1JediRevan]

:O What the hell?!

[TheBrokenheartStudio]

O_O

[Gingganggoullee]

gay...

[LionTroy]

@Gingganggoullee

Shale is female

[DarthVader807]

@LionTroy Shale is WHAT ?!?!?!?!?!

[Gingganggoullee]

@LionTroy I only just found that out in game. Still funny though

[kakaze]

how ome theyre all triggering at the same place...

[Ecci]

@kakaze Because conversations are only triggered by certain places. Whenever you pass those places, a conversation starts. On the walkway to the Proving grounds happens to be one such place.

[kazadeji]

wow... very wrong XD

[Archdezuel]

Funny thing "Sten" means stone in Swedish :P

[sheddew33]

how would they uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you know

[Kenshinjmc]

@sheddew33 y'know how Sten and morrigan had their conversations about the birds and the bees? ;D

probably like that....minus the armor......and the helmet......and maybe a drill to make an...-ahem-...opening xD

[Sitthstudios]

Oh dear! Shale wants a piece of sten! :P haha i can totally see the two of them together

[Aroddo]

is it a riddle? :)

[TalesofGirl4ever]

Hahaha,

PC: "Damned deep mushrooms!"

Alistair: "Andraste's blood!"

[jessebrown1996]

after sten finds out shales a girl

sten:so you are a woman

shale:i WAS a woman why do you ask

sten:no reason ummm just wondering how strong are your teeth

shale:my....teeth what an odd question

sten:umm never mind

(you will only get this if youve heard the sten and morrigan conversations)

[darkwraith100]

@jessebrown1996 very funny!!!

[heenvalo]

soooooo many things wrong with this video

[YaoiLovahLovah]

THIS.IS.SO F*CKED UP! xD

[DarkBladeofLyoko]

Awww...Shale's girl side is showing. (Maybe because it was once a girl?)

[Paladinretri]

tis russion!! DIE RUSSION DRAGON AGE SCUM

[pwngingpleasure]

@Paladinretri unsuccesful troll is unsuccesful

[gmodgod12]

This is seriously fucked up

[DocMcMurderr]

I think I would rather die than follow the Qun...

[LLUVSANJI]

StenXShale! I love it!

[BloodMoonEclipse]

Shame there's no "Get a room" dialog option your char could say when these two start going at it. But then my PC might get stepped on by Shale or chopped in half by Sten XD

[Kunoichi1116]

that ending was like xD I wanted to hear more

[NO599]

i was in the middle of a fight sten killed somebody and said

"is this a male or a female, I can't tell"

[Sitthstudios]

@NO599 Rofl, thats humor x)

[cloudemcfester]

im starting to believe that qunari = russians.....comunnist

[mandaification]

where to find Shale?

[BradleyMcCloud]

@mandaification DLC