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  • I dreamt I was being chased by a giant panda, then he caught me and hugged me.

  • what the f*** was the static that scared me alot alot a;ot alot alot alot alot alot alot alot alot alot alot alo alotaot alot alot alot alot alot alot alot alot alolalot alot alot alot alot alot alot

  • peanutbutter with banana ^_^

  • did anyone hear that static that scared to poop out of me no joke

  • @masterE2376 yes

  • And it was crazy, but I loved it, and when I woke up I rly thought that happened irl XD

  • I once dreamt the whole lore of WoW Cataclysm

  • I slept For like Uno day. So I Dreamt The whole story of Resident Evil 4 Lolz.

  • I dreamed that I was similar to Kratos from God Of War, I was tearing Olympians up with 2 nunchaku with blades at the tip (Dual wield nunchaku ftw!) And my boss was you, Paul, the god of EVERYTHING. (Weak Hearted do not read on) I chopped your left leg off with my nunchuk and you grew it right back. I did a backflip and ripped off your dinosaur suit, revealing your battle armor. Then I ripped your armor open and used a scrap of it to impale your heart and then I ripped off your head.

  • @Evernalify You came back to life and I let you live. Then we both became co-gods of the world.

  • When I was little, I was quite obsessed with Hot Wheels, and I dreamed that I was pushing a shopping cart through a McDonald's play area (Inside the tunnel things) and I was collecting stuff with my cousin. Then, we got to the "Boss Battle" and it was a dinosaur throwing Hot wheels, and I had to catch them with my catcher's mitt... Then we beat it and I needed to take a piss, so I went to the bathroom, and woke up and pissed the bed. (I was 4, okay?)

  • Once i dreamed that me and my friends were jelly babies who were being hunted and the only way for us to survive was for me to eat them all. The next day I dreamed my school was under attack by ninjas and i escaped in a flying hippy bus.

  • I had a dream that i was fighting man-eating books with soap and when we were going up an elventor cookie monster at the top yelled COOKIE and cut the cable to the elventor we fell and soap died i got up and zombies strated taking the city. Superman came to kill them but he lost . The Sprtans from halo came along with the cvnent and an all out war started. The govement had enogh and droped a nuk in all major citys. I stood up and the cookie monster was back and hit me. At the corner of my eye

  • I had this crazy Dream, when my parents and me want to go to the Dead Sea, but we can't find someone to look after our pet girrafe, and suddenly a tsunami kills us.

  • All that I know was it involved viva piñata, halo reach and gears of war. There may have been some care bears mixed in...

  • Last night I had a dream that a few friends and I crashed a cruise ship into a coral reef and were fighting off waves of mutant fish with what we could find on board. Eventually we tamed them and sailed back to civilization but the natives were cannibals and were eating each other when we got there so we just looted the houses and got flat screen tv's and stuff and than I woke up and ate cinnamon buns.

  • @Jamex500 stop spamming that text

  • My dream was seeing u and you piss at me for seeing u u r like u faggit get out of my mancave

  • i had a vampire apacolips and halls were used to keep them from biting me xD i had friends who dident whant to bite me

  • i can control my dreams sometimes, if i dont get catched in the emotions, like once i had this horible nightmare that got so bad i became it and i tore every one to shreds, when i woke up my heart was pumping but i dint wake up in shock which is weird

  • paul i know you might not read this but i could sometimes control my dreams.. like when im in a scary dream i could control what i do and when i want to get out of the dream. if i decide i want to get out i just wake up in my bed...

  • @Alzure100 Yeah my friend has those dreams, except they aren't nightmares, he can like move around like hes in a camera mode in a game and he go anywhere in the world and it'll show exactly whats happening at the exact time, and if he wants to wake up he zooms in on him sleeping

  • So what is keeping us from thinking his dream was true?

  • I like this but i have been watching your older vidieos and when u mentiend the server i did what u said and i not heard anything please help

  • do YOU like waffles!?

    

  • Hello Paul, it is the aliens, we have to ask you to stop talking about us because we do not exist and you are alerting people of out existence. If you continue to talk of our existence which does not exist we will terminate you.

  • 18:34 moo moo BUZZZ

  • windows paul! windows!

  • I had a dream where i kept running then i flew and died and turned in to a POTAETOE

  • @1912kk uhhh how should i put this LAY OFF CRACK MAN LAY OFF THAT CRAP

  • i had a dream and was supposed to have sex with someone. and some kids dad in my grade forced me over his house for dinner ( the kid is a reject) and it was gonna happen at 8 o clock ( sex) so at 7 i said i gotta go and as i walked out the dad said "soo who are u gonna fuck" and i hesitated and said a random girl name in my grade. then left somehow turned into a cat in a ghetto shack i was having sex with another cat then woke up. WIERD RITE!!???!?!?!

  • ... The awkwardness when i woke up my friends though because it was like 6 o'clock in the morning

  • I had what i thought was the most amazing dream ever. It started with my two friends were at my house and one of them was doing nursing in college and asking my mum about her nursing days in college when all of a sudden my dream stop and broke into a ad of SPAM from the Monty Python sketch! (Google it if you don't know what it is) the last thing I heard before waking was "if you're a spreader, not a slicer ... just like Spam Classic, but in a spreadable form" i woke up and laughed so hard (cont)

  • I have the same dream alot of times it always ends the same. I'm on a mission to kill Hitler, but everytime I time It ends with me getting shoot in the head -.-*

  • So I started in some generic city, where I was a private detective - but I had to pay $30 to gain access to the murder victims bloodstained green sweater. Then all of a sudden I was transformed into a superhero and transported to a world with GTA3-style graphics, where I proceeded to run around inside a mall and then jump off a balcony into a group of more superheroes. Then I teleported back to the normal city, where I was inside a concert hall with Radiohead singing Kumbaya-style songs. End.

  • well the dream i had was where i was in bed and some strange kid with weird mutant stone skin kept banging on my bed room door and my little sister kept letting him in so i had to get up and throw him out the window and this went on and on until i got so pissed off i just threw this kid in a washing machine and thats were the dream ended.

  • y u no put door on that house with your bed in

  • y u no put door on that house with your bed in

  • @ilikeminecraft000

    well... that was random :P

  • 18:34 WTF? This also happened at ep 142...

  • u made a presure plate

  • make windows! it looks boring

  • wow u have a house TROLL TROLL TROLOLOLO

  • zeds dead dubstep thumbs

  • I got a four in one and I didn't know that happend so I was wtf lol

  • Use ur freaking axe

  • 18:35 Paul spontaneously combuusted...

  • do you you like pyro yes we like pyro

  • Paul you should copy the same design of your castle on the other side of the stairs so the stairs go up the middle. Just an idea. Nice Vid :)

  • i had a dream once

  • why do you go so fast? chhiill

  • @ilikeminecraft000 yeah what he said and thumbs if you've watched every video from ep 1

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  • There Was A Witch Chanceing Me And When I Went To Run Away I Couldn't.

  • OMFG I LOVE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE DREAMS :3 Last night i dreamed of having sex with one of my fit friends :3

  • I don't normally do this but can you check out my channel? I have a Minecraft lets play, tutorials, reviews and cod videos. Leave a sub and comment on my channel :P

  • MMMM Im Eating cake right now :)

  • Dude please don't sing

  • does anyone know the seed?

  • @phillynor2 Pyropuncher, but he made it in 1.3 or something so it will not work.

  • @Encyclopedia I'm glad we can both agree that Shane and Gay william Johnson don't deserve money

  • If you need Fast Wood, Why dont you Use the "Timber" Mod?

    Thumbs up So He Can See!

  • I hav the weirdest dreams to, if anyone knows the original star treck wi Archer, well I had a dream I was fucking Tepal

  • A dimionds theme lyrics "I never let you down im a shine on sight"

  • I can honestly not think of one dream ive had in the past... 2 years? That hasnt come true. Its the creepiest thing having DejaVu in your dreams. Or going into class knowing what the teachers gonna say.

  • Name your chicken maker baby chicken maker

  • get the lumberjack mod if u like cutting down trees

  • hey pal u should make diffrent kind of theams in you houes and when you get high enogh make sky sky buildings

  • One time a had a dream that i got stabbed in the heart i woke up and i couldn't breath for a little bit then i was fine then went back to sleep.

  • I always kick ass in zombie apocalypse dream

  • @slayiron551 that's what all the dream zombie victims say

  • i constantly have the dream of where i fall of the CN tower (i live in Canada) and then you just wake up. it creeps me out

  • Paul, you should change the corner edges of your multi-story house to regular wood, it would better match the village

  • that happened that happened and you felt helpless.

  • Then every time i peeked it was closer. till it grabbed me and dragged me into the middle of the floor. i couldnt move and it started peeling the skin off my legs and arms. i was screaming then i somehow broke out and ran out the front door and set off the alarm. Then i was laying outside bleeding all over. then the figure dragged me back into the house and closed the door and turned off the alarm then i woke up. Not a joke, that was my dream. imagine that the you were me and you could feel all

  • sibley could and then the lights flickered and i started to see the shadows emerge again. They were getting closer and surrounding me. Things started tipping over and things flying of the wall. Then the shadows came up and surrounded me and i somehow pushed myself out. I scrambled on my hands and knees to a corner and closed my eyes. I opened them and the lights were kinda going wack and there was a shadow in the corner on the room on the other side. I closed my eyes again and was really scared.

  • Last night i actually had the scariest dream of my life. Imagine this as you. So i woke up at 5:35 to get ready for school. I went downstairs and cooked me up a bowl of cereal like usual. I heard a noise upstairs and so i went into the loft and looked up and i thought it was just really early so i was just paranoid. But then when i sat down to eat my cereal again i kept on seeing shadows out of the corner of my eyes. I was super freaked out so I turned on every light in the downstairs that i pos

  • "i was absolutely tarring up ass" lol

  • i had a dream when i giant horse was pedo, and it killed everyone and raped... and i got raped then i died, and i started flying...

  • stop making videos of you just building things. EXPLORE!

  • @charicefanatic123 Stop being gay explore something besides your asshole

  • was when this horrible dancer was getting kicked (that was me) but i saw it from dance coach's view.... and then she left me alone and i got a pb and j and she came back, knocked the sandwich out of my hand, and started playing an ocarina

  • Cool i would love it if you kept doing commentary after you die lol.

  • 18:35 RIP headphone users

  • @wiimonster222 YES! no resting in peace

  • @wiimonster222 now ill shall watch out thank u

    

  • @wiimonster222 thank god for warning me or else I would have been scared shitless.

  • @wiimonster222 me: hahahaha!!(has headphones on)

    computer:CCCRRRASSSHHHHHHHH!!!­!!!!

    me:wtf!!! O_o

  • paul no offence but you're vidoes are becoming stale

  • Well my house burned down and i saw my house from a birds eye view. But i was still in my house

  • i had a dream that i was playing candy land at my sisters dads house with my cousins and i dont even know my sisters dad or been in his house!!!

  • dude get some more chestst

  • i fucked a donkey

    The End

  • @LeePrototype How do you lucid dream? I can sometimes do it.

  • @Creepershockstudios I honestly don't know how. But i researched it and apparently it's a very rare ability. For some reason, i could always do it.

  • Paul u rule even when ur dead

    Wow that is a weird dream

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  • Ohhh..... Bye L0L :!

  • My weirdest dream was there were 3 planes and 2 of them crashed into each other and then flew down and the third one was under the two planes and it was spazzing out like it was lagging out!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?­!!??!!?!?!?!?!

  • paul if you change the button on the egg farm to switch you can spam it much faster

  • French Toast is a 14th century German recipe that became popular in the middle ages in England. Thats right.

  • :megusta:

  • You should make little houses around your town, so it looks more like a town, and make them better looking than the npc village buildings. And maybe make another castle

  • I had a dream that I fought a zombie

  • Having dreams of death means there is something new coming into your life

  • Lol

  • "I'm firing my chicken lazerrr!"

    "how long is that laser?"

    "OVER 9000!!"

  • @Encyclopedia Actually he doesn't get much money off Youtube,not compared to RWJ and SD,who both suck ass.I don't post about dreams and he deserves a lot of money.I think you're the only one who doesn't think so,buddy.

  • @PandaHasSkill I'm not saying he doesn't deserve money, l'm saying he's using his own fans' stupidity to gain more money just like those 2 mediocre cunts.

  • next minecraft episode

    pyro gets wood for days

  • Okay, so I'm getting ready for the typical static in this video little did I know that it would still scare the shit out of me -.-

  • hi poul you have an axe

  • @TheAnders48 his pick is faster

  • very cool video.....meanwhile if you want minecraft(free) premium(accounts) go to watch?v=nWnmtRgY5w8

  • @pyropuncher you get a backup parachute, but if that doesnt work, you're fucked

  • PAUL please get the timber mod i know you don't like mods but it would make your playthough more fun and easier for you

  • Paul are you a protestant jw. :)

  • Hey Paul and His loyal Viewers.

    I have recently started my Minecraft Let's Play. I hope one day it can be very successful and as good as Paul's. I still have a few problems with the Minecraft Let's Play but I will sort them out. If you could spare the time to watch my latest and give it a like and give it an honest comment. It will be greatly appreciated.

    /watch?v=7hhshWObDD8

    Thanks

    -IPlaylPro

  • @cazyrfc eminem :)

  • one time i was shased by a werewolf and i said it was my dream but he said like no i control this dream. Scary!

  • when my dad blew up

  • Do you use sony vegas or what @Pyropuncher

  • Awesome video paul :D

  • i had a dream where it was like a trnsformers movie where aliens came and i got a hot gf and a sick car!

  • HOLY!!! 18:35

  • your really americanized for someone from ireland

  • when im nearly about to wake up I can control my dreams

  • Zero No Tsukamia is my favourite! :3 I have watched seasons 1-3 about 2/3 times and the 4th and final season is coming out new every week on animealtima.tv! Lovin' it! BTW I'm a dude... :3

  • Anyone used to watch the teletubbies if so you will know what i am talking about, when I was 4 I watched the teletubbies and suddenly in one of the episodes there was this bear and IT FREAKED ME OUT i had nightmares about it for a few years seriously check it out it is the creepyist thing on a childrens program ever.

  • @themagby2 Im the bear im the bear with the brown fuzzy hair. I used to be so scared aswell.. You're not the only one xD

  • @danielg155 Thank goodness at one point in my life I thought I dreampt it up but thankfully it seems that I was not the only person scared of 'The Bear' im surprissed they even let it on the t.v XD

  • i had the same dream :/

  • HAKUNA MATATA!!!!it means no worries for the rest of your dayyyys.its our problem freeeee philosiphyyyy.hakuna matata

  • why so scared about a parachute not deploying because if it doesnt then you will hit the ground and no nothing about it untill your playing with the angels

  • Paul, at the bottom of your chicken slaughter house put dispenssers with arrows in them therefor you can just click one button to kill every chicken

  • @raywilliamjohnson go away troll :)

  • Paul, do you watch anime?? I do :D

  • @murdergames yes, it is.

  • you should watch seinfeld 

  • my brother has been skydiving twice from his university skydive club, he said you get a emergency parachute usually.

  • is peanut butter and banana a nice sandwich? 

  • if u could be invisible you could see who steals your damn food

  • 10:51 anyone else hear 'gimme one of those foreign ones'?

  • @sGc2780 and that main account is called?

  • For some reason when i have a zombie apocolypse dream nemisis from resident evil 3 is in it. :L

  • BORAT : KING OF THE CASTLE

  • Put windows in

  • Hey Paul,

    Since I can remember, I can Lucid dream. If I realize I am in a dream, I can stay in it and change it to whatever I want and do whatever I want and control what poeple around me say. However, I also suffer with Sleep paralysis, which is where My mind can wake up but my body hasn't. This results in me not beingt able to move but being fully aware of my surroundings and that I can't move. This lasts for about 30 seconds for me. I don't know if the paralysis and the Lucid's are linked :/

  • @LeePrototype i don't have lucid dreams yet , but they sound great but i get sleep paralysis which is so scary but i have gotten used to it from having it so much but to stop it try sleeping on your stomach .. it really helps

  • @LeePrototype I have the same problem/skill

  • @LeePrototype How do you lucid dream, I've been trying so badly because i've done it once without knowing how to do it.

    Please tell me :)

  • @EricaRoawr You can't make yourself do it. I can lucid dream when i realise that the dream is unrealistic then I can do whatever i want.

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  • @LeePrototype hey i think i know what your talking about i can kinda control what i dream about and sometimes things in real life kinda come into my dream for example if someone is calling my name and i can hear it while im dreaming and i kinda incorporate it into my dream somehow, usually after a minute or so i come to my senses slowly and wake up

    is this what you are talking about or am i just going on about something completely random.

  • @LeePrototype i know how to do it and theyre not linke... that much

  • @LeePrototype hey man, they are, actually to lucid dream you need to fall into sleep paralysis. no need to worry about it.

  • @Flopigraff oh right, thanks for letting me know they are linked :)

  • 18:36 I knew i should have pissed before the video.

  • id also suggest a moat around the castle so if u fall u can jump into the water

  • i had a dream i was king i woke up still king

  • you should try a ladder up to the top of ur "castle"

  • @Encyclopedia or maybe he is using this to get closer to his fans because he wants a sturdy fan base for when he releases mods and games

  • @TheHarryCrocker No, mate, no. He has tens and thousands of active viewers. Do you think he's going to spend his time reading HUNDREDS of comments about his viewers dreams while he's in university? Of course not.

  • i had a dream with a place where you could have sex with alien(off the film) and predator, and then a massive plant would come out your ass and into the ground...

  • omg it sounds so strange with beats on!

  • i had a dream where i could actual control what i was doing, and for some odd reason i jumped from a building, don't know why maybe a sport but i failed and just about when i was about to hit the ground i woke up............................­.......................