Do you speak English? (English subtitle)

[sparcotiel]

She speaks german -_- german aint dutch

[tzwaan1607]

Wtf worst vid ever!!! It isnt dutch, it is GERMAN

[femenina111]

Ladies and gentleman some people understand a little english so they say they dont know, cause they cannot understand all, and they prefer not to waste their time making the conversation long. But obviously this video is kidding¡¡ XD

[PhilliesPhanPhorever]

Even in the English (UK) dictionary garage is pronounced the "American" way. So clearly Americans don't have accents because we can say squirrel and not sound like a robot.

[1stb1]

whoever wrote the subtitles sucks balls

[fendermaxime]

dutch is netherlands no?

[ILoveJinKazama]

I admit that her accent sounds kinda Dutch...

[ILoveJinKazama]

Ich spreche ein bisschen deutsch. Sprechen Sie deutsch?

-Deutsch, nein. Sprichst du deutsch?

--Deutsch, nein. Nur ein oder zwei Wörter, aber ich bin nicht fließend.

(...)

-...oder deutsch vielleicht.

--Ja, das wäre toll!

[riversidmadafaka]

The author of these subtitles should've paid more attention in school!

1. At 0:06 - after a comma, you don't start with a capital letter.

2. At 0:19 - "That's wasted on me", not "That's a waste on me". Also "what you're saying".

3. At 0:14 - "My car's broken down..." - Present Perfect tense - 's is a contraction of 'has'.

4. At 0:24 - "It's one of those things...", not "There's one of those things..."

5. At 0:54 - They speak GERMAN (Deutsch), not Dutch!!

6. "I CAN speak English" not CAN'T!

[ThysonUK]

NOT DUTCH, GERMANNNNNNN!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR

[PianoWizzy]

This video is ironic in itself...

[robsterbot2006]

Was that guy on the bike Simon Pegg?

[sensubk]

ellos estaban hablando ingles aunque no digan en dode estan en europa se respeta mas el aleman y el frances como lenguas comunes y de importancia historica y mas hablada ya que amas culturas dominaron y lucharon por la supremacia de europa muchas etnias tambien pero sin conseguirlo

[kimanh234]

Funny Clip



[swippl]

Very Funny! I know it was already said but they are speaking German not Dutch, so subtitles are wrong.

[AldairSouzaIFBA]

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very good

[Mrbuilinh]

Soory, but I got to say that it's freaking funny! Thanks alot!

[elenasabrina]

the subtitles are so shit!! its not dutch its german and at the end its all wrong too. and its not funny

[ezot3000]

it's so funny

[M4Y4girl2]

At the end he says "I CAN speak English" and the other says "So CAN I". Because grammatically 'so can't I' doesn't make sense.

[erkaoogii]

hahahaaha

[OliverMD15]

wo epic fail @"Speaking Dutch"

[TheJayg13]

wtf all the subtitles are wrong. they don't speak Dutch it's German fuckwits

[ziba152]

wonderful. i laughed a lot, He is very funny:(no,i dont, sorry,hhahhahhaa9

[Coala8D]

I finally found a version with subtitles! It was very hard for me to understand as I don't speak english at all.

[rolf778]

me, myself and i decided to speak english since our native tongue suck

[tiramisu1999]

do we rather say "neither can I"?

[lam3e10]

I can't write english. I wish i would have learnt more about this language.

[miki540421]

555555+ take do it

i can't speak english

[hamairfan]

hhhhhhhhh I saw this Before B says und ich kann sprecht deutsch !!!

[taman3666]

so i neither speak english nor understand hahaha

[crysxapplesauce]

nottt dutchh, its german..

[Loker4513]

@crysxapplesauce Yeah why do they always wan't to offend us:P, they speak german in the movie but say its dutch??? They say, Deutsch and that means german in the german language!!

[enmanuen]

wish i cant speak english like them :D

[ReadSpeak]

I can speak English, So can I.

[countzerofication]

its german not dutch

[Kevinu2320]

Simon Pegg!

[TheNexus]

Deutsch (German) not Dutch. Although I can see how that mistake could be made.

[tompok76tompok76]

Very funny :D

To Bambiezbotron: there isn´t native English people only :D (reason for the subtitles) thanks ccljoe

Tom

[trub1n]

Deutsch*

[d1oftwins]

Translation of the German part:

...

Woman: "I speak a little bit German, do You speak German?"

Man1: "German? No! Do you speak German?"

Man2: "German? No! Only one or two words but not fluently."

...

Man2: "...have learnt a little bit of English for you."(Eng.)

Man1: "Or maybe German."

Man2: "That would be great!"

...

[GhepardoK]

dutch and german... both are the same in my eye, sry :P

[d1oftwins]

@GhepardoK

Uhm nope, not at all - in my eye. Since I am German. ^^

But the pronunciation of the German part is nearly good.

[Suzeno]

That's NOT dutch.

[MrTim8288]

dude they speak German not dutch.....

[Bambiezbotron]

Why is it subtitled in English? I see that a lot these days, people speaking english that are subtitled in the same language. What's the point? When it's for someone with an intense accent I can see the need, but when native english speakers are subtitled in their own language it's pointless.

[TrinhThanhTrung]

@Bambiezbotron To make a non-English speaker like me easier to understand what they are saying :P

[MaggotsInDisguise]

@Bambiezbotron It's for people who are deaf.

[MrMate1995]

@Bambiezbotron

cause lot of people dont understand talking,but the subtitles are easier to understand

[kompik]

This is from Big Train, isn't it?

[Langenscheidtt]

they speak german, but never mind

[psycho642]

These guys speak everything but they don't know it XD

[rogerpenna]

thats a HUGE subtitle...

[3xhaii]

their speaking deutsch.. and i know that for shure cuz i was born in holland and now live in germany..

und ich sprechen ein bitchen deutsch

and english

en hollands xD

[glovemonkey98]

Yeah, that was definitely German and not Dutch.

[zebda23]

it is deutsch or german

and DUTCH voor vlaams

[solitary1971]

pretty funny!

(but is it dutch or deutsch?)