NEANDERTHAL NOVEMBER

[zorb350]

Thumbs up if you're watching this during Neanderthal November 2011! :)

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

This old intro always reminded me of the intro to "The Skull Beneath The Skin" by Megadeth

[yaktah5]

stare *_*

[waterinscience21]

dan brown

[maksack]

lol 0:01 wheezywaiter

[shadow76432]

DOO ANOTHER NEANDERTHAL NOVEMBER

[MikmyRC]

WOW!!! Nobody commented on this for 6 months!!! XD

[jansonfu9]

evil stare ftw!

[BambooDinner]

:DD

I love it when the coffee's done.

[NUB3N]

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[crazyskater4]

shshshshshsh hrhrhrhrrhrhr

[BobVlogging]

OK FINE! LOL!!!!

[boba7772]

Dude, you are my favorate youtuber.

[polarpogo]

That evil stare made me laugh to the point of tears!!

[vibid3]

lmao

[dougontheinternet]

Your videos are like Beakman's world

[ZaronSmorth]

When you said that the girls can't shave down there, i'll admit, I was thinking immature and inappropriate things. But that was clever of you lol.

And I did not expect that "Nice, long, evil stare" to be that NICE LONG AND EVIL lmao!

And I miss this intro and outro, very much.

[alec018]

lucifer.... lawll...

[acdizzle1]

haha, "down there..." i had my head in the gutter. "i saw what you did there Dan..." LOL!

[SephirothBurger]

hello m name is lucifer :)

[Mariswimmer7]

That stare makes me uncomfortable...lol...stop it...

[Gtreeko]

In my schoo lwe call it Movember. Get it? Mo from moustache. Haha.

[Dangalls3]

i have made it through november without shaving!!

[nobodylovezmex3]

Long evil stare....

O,....,O

ROFLMAO!

[staytuned2L337]

so I totally took some pictures of my teacher's beard today, and I asked him if it was for neanderthal november, n he said it was for the prostate campaign, and I agreed. "neanderthal november."

[mkdalynn]

i did not know about this till like the 10th. I'm doing this next year with like 10 friends

[Dylanjraub]

OH NOES! I FORGOT! I shaved for the first time this week, but I forgot not to....MAAAAAAAAAAAN...

[mrtarik1]

omg my vid stuck by the evil stare...0.o

[animewolf16]

during that stare, i thought you were going to blow a blood vessel at any moment. Nice end with the shaving cream lol

[jodapopwii]

hu hu I see what you did there Dan tha was- tha was prety good. lol! :D

[InnerMittenSignal]

(:D that Evil Stare was pretty evillish all right! hold it long enough & you go anti-sauron & turn into a silly eliv! lololol! (you're from new zealand, gazzy? what city? :)

[iheartbrendonboyd]

so i just learned that it is not NEANDERTHAL it is NEANDERTAL

[896thoompa1]

but in your case its neandertool!!

[ThePiperAndTheWolf]

Ha ha. "I see what you did there, Dan, that was pretty good." XD

[lypthebest]

are u on drugs?

[Gazzymunky]

Haha in New Zealand we have Movember where all the guys have to grow a big juicy mo (stands for moustache by the way) and it's to raise money for the Prostate Cancer Association of NZ. It's rad so grow mos everyone! I simply refuse to grow a knee mo cause I've heard that's what chicks can do but I'm NOT doin it!! XD

[tikatali]

ha ha ha we do that to... in canada i think .. maybe its just in winnipeg ..... any who in my school all the guys are growing mos and for like the same reason too ,for cancer ..XD its kinda neat how NZ does that too !!

[angelcan3]

i havent shaved and my gf hates it lmao

i just tell her 2 wait a little longer haha

[Gorgporg]

I to prepubescent to grow enough facial hair for this to be a hindrance. :(

[ExoticPrincess3]

hehehe i see what you did there dan that was pretty good:P

[1stindianonthemoon]

I was growing and my mom told me shave, i gave her the stare.

[FrenchiesWorld]

1:25

[FrenchiesWorld]

1:39 WTF?!?!?!?!

[megalicker]

best part 1:00-1:04

[PunkizntDEAD]

OMFG evil stare. LMAO couldnt stop laughing. And I sir am participating. :)))

[ninjafrank1337]

NN FTW

[MP1269]

Cute. But I'm thinking you probably haven't shaved much in your entire life. After a month, you probably wouldn't even have any peachfuzz! But do try to refrain from shaving all!!....not for this silly videos reason, but that it is a SHOUTOUT in respect to mens health/cancer (Oct is for women/breast cancer. This is your loving RED DRAGON saying HARDEN THE FUCK UP and help beatcancer lil bitches

[SodaBoatCaptain]

Huh???? He shaves every day because its so thick.

[OCoptimusconvoy]

not shaving helps agains cancer?

[PleaseNoFatChicks13]

i cant grow facial hair yet so im not cutting my hair which is all ready at a ridiculous length till december first

[alina0music0life]

LMFAO. ive watched you on vlogvetica but never went to your original account so i did [: i couldnt stop laughing at the evil stare. ahaha -clicks subscribe button- :D

[PIDFKLOLfl]

I tried, I tried so hard! But my leg hair was getting itchy under my skin tight pants X.X And I'm trying to get all my guy friends to not shave. Haha.

[jennlynnski]

haha my brother is doing this... it looks horrible O.o

[ThatDavidGuy]

I cannot participate, Dan. My apologies.

[harris4chase]

Hey, my friends and I were doing this anyway. No Shave November!

[reyoko1]

LMAOoooo omgg that was so hilarious!! lolllllllllllllllllllll

genious dan genious. :P

[SuperJayy15]

started my goatee combo

im 15

and yes i can grow one

my gamily on the male side is very hairy

but parents told me to shave

so i gave them the stare!(:

[FirdausAziz13]

yellow button...!

[MeIzzyBambi27]

I liked it when you slapped on the shaving cream. Okay fine!!! xD

[Kumee36]

your show USED to be cool..

[rosy868]

freakin viking

[Wildcatz2014]

people round my town call it novembeard

[DeathDemon1234]

Heh are you gonna look like a viking again this month? it looked real last year lol

[gottalovemissyg]

you make me giggle teeheehee

[majorpat2013]

my school does this every year too. some of them are crazy

[TrevorMeetsInfinity]

No shave november is kicking my ass, dan.

I can't grow a decent beard to start with, so now I just look obscene.

well... kind of like a neanderthal.

[silly2nilly]

hahah i luv this! and so begins the the season of the neanderthal!

[JennyWhenny00]

Gotta Love Dan Brown.(:

oh and btw i know a dan brown. Thats pretty awesome..i think so anyways ;D

[iallie13]

eww lol im not doin that

[SuperBitCube64]

Dan, the cut away made me laugh so hard that I accedentally punched myself in the face.

[JHJH007]

Nice one...

[92meg]

the end was funny as hell lol

[MrPintGlass]

@ yellowjam, of course its a coincidence, i know 7 dan browns, its an incredibly common name.

[shdwsn9]

know any john smiths?

[yellowiam]

so. i just want to know if those books by "dan brown"... they're not actually by you, right? it's just an author who coincidentally has the same name as you? right?

[jemigdepemig11]

Yep, Dan Brown is other famous author.

[AsC102938]

yes

[Joshuamonkey]

right

[keerak]

You kind of looked like a child trying very hard not to cry when you did the evil look... sorry.

[killerzax1]

haha xD

[kroasana]

i fckd my neanderthal november :X i just went to the bathroom and it was like habit and i just did it :X

[chesterLP913]

1:00 wtf? LOL

[RandomSauceOperation]

Dan, you have helped me in my writing grade by a lot.

No joke. Dan, you rock,

[spitfirecorporation]

You were better on =3. but you still rock!

[92meg]

when was he on =3

[spitfirecorporation]

the episode called "gathering in my pants"

[LaaFreshHP]

it really really really really really means somethinggg.

[yuj808]

don't you mean, Movember?

[nickcarlisle1989]

are you staring evily or are you taking a shit?

[Kestibarn]

I got all uncomfortable under your evil stare...I was all "Ok, Ok! Don't shave! It's ok if you don't shave! Sob sob..."

[vikingninja72]

There's a raccoon in my pants.

[esrb12389]

ima grow my ball hair hehehehe

[codegeasscontrol]

ummm, we r having a no shave november at my school. you get a gift card for a local mall if you go the whole month without shaving....... so far, the guy with the longest beard is named ED, followed by ted, then frank, the george, the Holy crap his beard is long!!!! sorry, inside joke. but, a kid already has a really long beard................ we found out he is part hungarian.......... wowza!!!!

[mistfitpunk]

I thought it was Mustache May for the boys

[catherineistoocool]

Is it ok that I was kinda turned on by your evil glare sounds?

[happygirl448]

i was too hahaha no worries :)

[pastelcolors321]

NOVEMBEARD!

[Falon210]

LoL @ the long evil stare.

[adorkableperson]

omg did you get that idea from charles trippy , cause he said that he was going to do that like, before you did! and hes doing this too..... =Z

by the way.... CTFxC FTW!!!!!

[loveisgatheringx3]

rofl! i love your evil stare. you could have a video with just that. i'd watch it.

[Jeceda18mcr]

hahaha wow.

nice explanation for the "down there" on women

comment...lol :)

November is an amazing month :)

now, besides my birthday and thanksgiving,

there's this to look forward to whooopie!

lmao :P

[pannysdoodletime]

Oh, he doesn't.

[dba]

lol. :]

[kitkatzz5]

lol shay carl is doing that

[CloudiHoe]

i aint shavin' for november ^^

it wont make much of a difference but that aint the point lol

[Fl4dd3rm0uz]

MOWember.... .... ... nah. xctly the opposite ;) SAVE THE PLANET BY NOT SHAVING!!! (energy savings RAISE and RAISE and RAISE... of course... you could also NOT USE YOUR PC... but honestly.. who'd ever do THAT! .... )

[timidgothica]

That hard breathing went on like two inhales too long.

[itsSkuffe]

LOL

God I feel like doing this.

[deltagraph]

stare equals win

[Brook3h]

Movember!

Well thats what we have here ^^

All the guys pathetically attempt to grow mustaches.

[TheseApples]

We call it No Shave November. I've done it for the last two years, but this year my girlfriend said no (translation: I begged her to tell people that she wouldn't let me because I really don't like not shaving)

[ChOmPii15]

that was great, it made my day so much better, not doing it but it made me laugh

[hhsweetstuff88]

I would, but as a swimmer i didn't shave for three consecutive months. Another month just seems like over board, but who knows not shaving saves a ton of time that i spend in the shower, I might just consider another month of hairyness

[SaintYishai]

I've always known it as no-shave november D:

[QRST93]

haha the heavy breathing was really freaking me out till u hit urself... then i laughed :)

[tomMillerMedia]

i love neanderthal November except i've been growing a beard for 16 years.. i got like 5 lil beard hairs on my chin

[phreaksterman]

haha

[Sandra0Argentium]

The problem is that it is socially acceptable and in some cases encouraged for a man to have a beard, but frowned upon and ridiculed for a woman to have leg hair. It makes me sad, Dan. I'll simply invest in some knee-high socks for gym. =D

[MsSydneyJackson]

that stare was kinda creepy dan...

[spacelubber12]

haha thats gonna be so hard for me... i shaved for the first time like 2 weeks ago so i wont have anything to shave for awhile....

[littlemissemokid]

lol 1:25 - 1:45 ha ha OK FINE!!!

[VitaminVagina]

I haven't shaved my legs in weeks  : )

[NoToyRap]

hi i saw that litle swiss flag on the wall ^^

i'm from switzerland... so 5* for that xD

[StereoSkater]

1:54 Careful! You didn't get the warranty...

[elsalikes]

But you just bought your new razor machine thing!

(Random fact: I've never had to shave my legs, they have seriously no hair on them, they're smooth it's weird and everybody's jealous of it.... I wish i could grow a beard.)

[vickilg123]

ok.. 1:25 - 1:47 i actually laughed out loud! :)

[Ellsmells]

Haha my friend told me about Novembeard but I thought it was just some crap he made up.

[AlphabetSpagetty]

lool i already broke that by shaving a little bit of me eyebrows off

[0Gudmandsen0]

Dude... Wheeze Waiter..lol

[thisvideoistoocoo1]

No shave November! Funnest month of the year.

[charandkaylie]

That evil stare was epic!

[JagklikestheMacarena]

Hahahah. I love the name tag. :)

And I would try Neanderthal November, but I'm a year-round swimmer, and that would be nasty. Plus, I have swim meets.

Darn. :P

[raqualaisrad]

MOVEMBER!

[Thisisace]

Dan, that was brilliant. :-)

[Nikininjaar]

damn, socksareonmyfeet stole exactly what i was going to say.

GO MOVEMBER :D

GO DAN

GO DRESSING UP AS A DEVIL FOR HALLOWEEN (although we dont celebrate here in aussie my friends and i had a halloween party and i was a devil :D)

[DeDeDurINC]

HAHA IM CRYING CAUSE ITS SO FUNNY

[Killcupidsaaki17]

the stare killed me! XD -shot-

[socksAreOnMyFeet]

In Australia we call it MOvember its pretty much the same expect guys just grow mustaches and the money raised goes to research in to prostate cancer and depression.

[habitatryder]

i like the other intro better. i'm going to lie...it's a little less gay without the polka dots

[TrantHenru]

lol

[skkoz]

omfg soo funny i'm crying. the staring ahahahahahahaha XD so good.

[IDontKnowAnyways]

lol all the male teachers in my school r doing the neanderthal november thing

[bigM10231]

i have a beard that i shave weekly because it grows fast

[TheMariaZahir]

I felt really awkward just staring at a person angrily staring at me but really staring at figurative parents.

[drakejoseph25]

cant wait till fat stash february

[xxjennifercwellsxx]

NO Shave November!

[hersheyam]

Charles Trippy is having No Shave November!! You should collab with him Dan!!

[JordynJitters]

ohmygod i love you, dan xD

[AllyWhore]

Oh Dan, the hearts all around the globe that you have made leap and spasm from the words spun from your mouth. Thank you for being you.

[kiwanisking]

ehem ok....

[Gabz750]

AHAHAHAH

[tracexscream]

i forgot about no shave november.

if i remember ill keep a blog on it, and make sure to keep you updated.ha

[Gerbiee]

lol so weird i love it

[wtfitsxashley]

lmao, could not stop laughing at that evil stare!

[shaqthatwontbitebac]

UNFORTUNATELY McDonald's are the biggest GAY fishes on the planet and they wont let me grow anything:( FUCK YOU MCDONALD'S CANDADA!!!!! FUCK YOU

[KailTirasleen]

It's the same here in Michigan. Not allowed to has a beard. Damn you McDonald's!

[SACboy987]

HAHAHA that's hilarious yo! that is pretty close to blackmailing :/ sucks.

[singerbrittney20]

ha you put me in a serious awkward moment there Dan. I hope you're smug.

[Poderosa20]

Dan if you had done this in October you would be seriously scary for Halloween!

[bexxieflower]

Is Neanderthal November the same as Movember?

We do it at our school, the male teachers grow out their moustaches for prostate cancer.

There's a competition for best moustache.

It's pretty cool.

[mackenzieinthesky]

yeah i'm not doing that. haha

[phashionbeauty101]

NOSHAVE NOVEMBER!

[Hamonbread]

U R SO WEIRRD. i love it

[Vordes]

it's a yellow button right?

[QuixoticXmischief]

Lolll. Cool that you're doing this :)

Can't wait to see how you're beard grows out! Hahha

[rappstack]

is this america's version of MOVEMBER in Australia...except that it doesn't raise any money for charity.

[HogwartsTimeLord]

were not actually related to neanderthals though...they were a parallel species... sorry we just learned that in school. but i shall join the cause! anything to get out of shaving my legs for a month. haha im so lazy x)

[977menaA]

ok, that stare was really creepy...

[Claybird121]

Homo Sapein Sapiens don't descend from Neanderthals. Neanderthals are a sister evolutionary line of hominids.

[Narrator007]

True, but Homo Erectus November just doesn't have the same ring to it. . .

[AuntieAlish]

lol... "Hello. My name is Lucifer." xDD

I didn't think he was ever gonna stop staring D: it kinda freaked me out...

[TeddyTek]

I'm in:D

[blakissss]

5 Stars for Epic Long Stare. :)

[MsKinkyCupcake]

...no shaving?thats gross

[DaltonsaFag]

WOMEN!:

if you wanna get laid ever then shave your legs!

some women might find beards sexy but no man likes hairy legs!

[DontBotherTETRiS]

Shouldn't men shave their asses then? I mean a lot, if not all, women hate assforests.

[terixscott]

that made me seriously lol