League of Legends. Lessons with a faggy Ezreal. Lesson №1: 5 golden rules of LoL

[moneyisdoughLoL]

to win u desroy the nesus. defen it u fukn rehard. i cant undersn y ppl so ez ggg blah

[kazm1936]

Lololol

[yamakazy901]

wow that was so informative..

[MyBarnsey]

do u think your funny U ARNT U FAGGOT CUNt!!

[Kami120CAP]

wow commit urself lolz u just ks and while other ppl are getting targeted and doing all the work

[DarkCornor]

rofl your epic XD

[Novian311]

at your elo hell video that malzahar last hitted the champion with his ult so whats the deal? ?D

[killerofcentury]

@Novian311 noob?

[NaNouLiTa4tw]

omg i laughed so hard

[rogierpoep]

the music goes with the video quite nicely

[pnutbutterlover100]

homework assignment #3: get ready for next lesson by buying some lube!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[CantheKk]

why do you try to talk like Athene?

[TheDark9846]

@CantheKk What do you think? Lol. Athene is his idol.

[rusPiglets]

@StarlightEbony

@polakbart

I can not believe it... you are having a sex on my porch.... I mean playing a game...

get outta my house!

[polakbart]

@rusPiglets in america this is normal. We'll move to the neighbors porch.

[pnutbutterlover100]

@polakbart uh, no it really isn't pervert ,':[

[StarlightEbony]

@rusPiglets mmmmmm hunny you wanna come join???

[StarlightEbony]

i got off to the sound of your voice and this video

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony *spits out apple juice*

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart in my mouth right?

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony *cleans up mess*........ *spits out apple juice again*

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart mmmmmmm yummmy. mundo goes where mundo pleases

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony mundo kurwa reply like kurwa boss

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart lmao should we keep this up? panties are getting wet

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony mmmmmm my panties are wet too .....from the apple juice

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart ooooh baby what kind you wearing????

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony leopard skin :P

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart lmao ok you playing Tarzan or Jane? xD mine are blue

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony ill be tarzan thats how i roll

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart mmmmkays put it in mah pooosy...dont be a pooosy...fuckin destroy that shit ya know how to do eet

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony im gonna rrrrrrrrrrrrape u

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart go back n forth....back n forth....you last hitting shit...like it so easy i cant even believe i explain it to you...just go back n forth and last hit..dat very important

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony and then to finish off ill DESTROY UR TURRET

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart best sex ever of my life....oh.... i mean game...best game of mah loife >_>

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony mmmmm ok back to drinking my apple juice

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart NO! finish off my Nexxus! Destroy that shit you fuckin pooosy

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony but im out of mana!!!!

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart you did not show a true display of skill...go fuck yurself....fuckn poosy

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony its ok i got clarity ;D

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart you dont run ezreal with clarity....fuckin noob...go fuck yurself

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony i would fuck myself but im out of maaanaaaa

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart thought you had clarity? or did you run out again.....

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony .....truth is......im morde i dont run on mana GET OVER HERE (>^_^)>

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart awwwwwww carry morde ftw? 2v3? Cassiopeia loves you <3 come to me you hunk of metal <(^_^<)

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony slither to me! u hunk of snake

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart yeah you like that long ass tongue dont you.....you dirty metal head

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony you love my long ...mace? :D?

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart oooooohh yesssss....its sssooooo fat and large......where's mordey gonna put it?

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony in ur left earlobe snakey :D

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart is that cuz you cant find my vagina?

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony all i see is scales im sorry xD

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart its ok.....ill be your teacher for snake anatomy 101. get that mace over here

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony should i bring my dorans lotion?

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart you might want some magic resist hunny....the poison might sting a little

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony its kk i got my fist of nature >_>

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart @_@ oooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony u shoulda got the dorans lotion >_>

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart why didnt you bring both? damn men are never prepared for this shit..... >_>

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony i was out of gold? >_>

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart you farm like a champ...no excuses. but then again so do i..... either way you ripped me a new one

[polakbart]

@StarlightEbony well one could say.....*takes a sip of apple juice* .....you got .......armor penetrated .....YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[polakbart]

@polakbart tits or gtfo

[StarlightEbony]

@polakbart show me your sweet nutsack before i swallow your urethra BITCH!

[OnlyJustUnknown]

I thought that we win by running into an obvious brush trap with 4 enemy champions inside while I have 10% HP at level 7 where everyone else is level 15 after my entire team has been wiped out, then running towards the enemy turret after noticing it.

[durteh]

he reminded me of athene in this vid for some reason >_>

[TheRoflboy]

what lube is the best for this homework?

[XxXFinalEndingXxX]

i never do homework

[Soulfire325]

RRrrrrrrape you in the arrrsss (my new epic taunt)

[BlindChickenGames]

your third options are so funny

[LyNNxyy1337]

haha funniest :D, Russians are cool ;> :D

[shorty41gtoguy]

You forgot to explain how to deny.

[Mrc0udent]

stupid russian

[Blitzthekid]

I god damned love this, best advice ever.

[T3hMatt]

never go to the lane with 4 bars of health amen, i love twitch, especially on TT, i always get first blood, ALWAYS because i fuck up the 4 bar squishy

[phantommaggotxxx]

Hi Motherfucker!!

XD

im gonna post this on leaguecraft, and every time i get in a game with a noob that wont last hit ill send them here..

thank you LOL

[mathwiz114]

malzahar can be excused for auto attacking with visions.

[wowpatrick1]

what a fag...

[tiejustin]

i'm a noob??? yea i agree ^^

[TheJremy]

im gonna rrrrrrrape u lolololol

[Forte2278]

DRAMASTICALLY

[ShutYourBlogFace]

Lube is for wussies.

[baggeghfreak]

what is wrong with 4 bars of health :o

[chrisa693]

@baggeghfreak I notice most champs with 4 bars are the squishy or they go for them for Fb or just to kill

[baggeghfreak]

@chrisa693 ofc but that doesnt mean there is anytihng wrong with it

[chrisa693]

@baggeghfreak it basically on the items you get and how much health you gain when you level up.

[baggeghfreak]

@chrisa693 well the starter is dependant on champion, on alot of champions dorans items is shit, plus they amped the cost which makes them even worse

[Simplemindedbogey]

@baggeghfreak 3 auto attacks+ignite=death in under 3 seconds

[baggeghfreak]

@Simplemindedbogey depends on champion, also you gotta be a fucking retard to be hit in the first place lolololololol

[G4mebre4ker]

I forgot my Homework at Home D:

[Vauno4]

Ffs most of the people playing LOL cant realise that it is Ezreal not Ezrael.

[TKSTALKER]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrraaape you!

[Helelos]

Another important rule is to not die or feed. People rarely learn from their mistakes and end up feeding the carry who has mejais

[AznLonelyBoi]

i like how you teach. i almost always have to tank so i have to lead, initiate, and commit like a real man. I hate pussies and i hate people that don't think. Oh you should say something about making good decisions, buying wards, having map awareness, and knowing who to focus in fights. i think those are very important as well. You should def add those in your next lessons video =]

[antinodoctors]

As a sidenote, I'd like to see you using the smartcast options on Ezreal. I think tapping the ability and then having to left click after puts you at a disadvantage with him when you can just hover your mouse over someone and faceroll all of your keys.

[rusPiglets]

@antinodoctors

I do know of smartcasting. But I am still very skeptical about it. In a nutshell, I don't like using it, I'd rather aim myself.

[Sakaretsu]

@rusPiglets yeah, smartcasting feels way too weird especially if you come from dota

[antinodoctors]

@rusPiglets To be fair, I rarely use smartcast on any ability, but for Ezreal's Q and W, I think it's a must.

[ernispel]

@antinodoctors tbh, i barely ever use smartcast except for those very low cooldown skills like irelia (usually for farm), cassiopeia, renekton's slice and dice and a couple more because 3 sec cd on ez's mystic shot is a long cd where u dont rly "need" smartcast to effectively use it... its just a preferance for some people like yourself

[antinodoctors]

@ernispel For me, it's less about cooldown time, and more about being able to snap react shots on people during split second opportunities. You'd be surprised at the amount of difference it can make on a champion like Ezreal. I stand by it being a must for his Q and W, and if you force yourself to adjust to it after a few matches, you'll notice the difference as well.

[Simplemindedbogey]

@rusPiglets You should try using smartcast anyway to see if you like it. I used to not use it, but when i switched over to putting q,w, and e (yes arcane shift too) on smartcast, I would get perfect matches with lots of kills on a regular basis. Btw don't go AP Ezreal, AD is the way to go...(~Cumquatz).

[GhostRider222]

@rusPiglets with smart spellcast you aim by yourself as well, the difference is that there is not pointer, the skill range or the line missile display. Basically you imagine yourself if you were a karthus, urgot or cassiopeia but the mechanics and physics of your skills are still applied :D

[antinodoctors]

Superjail is the single greatest cartoon ever made by mankind.

[Landmarkmoon]

not the lube

[OnceExisted]

AP Ezrael...........

[Obito767]

Nice video.

[TMowarth]

Wow your english has improved a lot since your first video! keep it up bro