[YTP] Billy Mays - The Big City Collider Station

[Flagdog3]

what would you do with a portable hadron collider?

[MFO86]

@Flagdog3

Why, make a black hole, of course. If a black hole isn't destructive enough for you, you can also use it to trigger a quantum metastability event.

[Flagdog3]

i dont think a terrorist would have the 7 millon dollars to spare.

[wringer4]

Wow! I'm into making youtube poops and physics, just like you!

[trojan12kelley]

Now if I only had $7 million to spare...

[wickedconman]

It goes from 100% to 0% in no time at all.

[sury451]

Black Hole

[ZillaRocks]

This is why he was killed, because someone realized Billy Mays had flipped his lid and trying to destroy the earth.

[lulzsmartalex]

OH NOES!!!!1!

[narufan3]

first time i've ever seen a video with 0 dislikes. FAV'D.

[AnthonyVL24]

Use your Mom, a real live professional snowboarder, anyutime! LMMFAO

[XvXdomiXvX]

1337 loled

[nehalp100]

You know only one person needs to buy this and use it once for the black hole, so if we all chipped in...

[Aerodeth]

@nehalp100

But where the hell are we gonna get 47,000,000 pounds of matter?

[3DPlanets]

@Aerodeth

Your mom.

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@Aerodeth Rosie O Donnel or Ruby.

[LegendarySage]

I'm gonna buy and use one of these in 2012.

[RedSoxForObama]

My favourite phrase: 'senator enjoyment level'.

[Lazermuffin]

here is not a lawyer.

[Samus312]

1-800-LEET!

[SkiFast10]

Transcription: "yeah bob dole a lot of professionals don't know; there's no outlet; yeah i'm married i told her he didn't have a constitutional amendment is designed for"

[qazxsw21000]

I'm cracking up at the comments.

[Maine181000]

Ordinary black holes are dangerous and heavy!

The collider station is over 27 times more heavy!

[RedSoxForObama]

Transcibe audio and it becomes a political talk.

[Samus312]

@RedSoxForObama ROFL and it's about the Colorado State Senator. I'm not joking LMAO!

[darkarbiter7]

@RedSoxForObama I feel much more educated on the matter of Colorado state senators.

[RedSoxForObama]

Best yo mamma ever...

Yo momma weighs 47,000,000 pounds of matter.

[Aerodeth]

@RedSoxForObama

...Well guess that answers my question.

[HBombCrew]

CLASSIC.

[fuzzycatfur2008]

it only leaves a black hole XD

[Bluetailvappy]

0:45 That's like the most awesome song to destroy the world with.

[Flummywister]

This is fantastic!

"It only leaves a black hole!" That right there is perfection!

[bobramon3466]

Rating from One to Ten: 749 trillion.

[poool157]

Only $7,000,000?

Pretty decent price.

[Juggylocko]

The Fast and easy way to eliminate your entire Family.

[ALLIED7621]

LOL

[darkarbiter7]

1-800-1337

XD XD XD

Icing on the cake thar.

[halowarrior1000]

1-800-1337 : D

[halowarrior1000]

Does the hadron collider run on batter?!

[TTEchidna]

A cheap particle accelerator. Awesome.

[5uspended4nimation]

Just stopping bye to ping your vid again Skorps!

It's Hilarious !

[manladyyasser]

1337

[flippyandflaky]

I pissed my pants and hit a wall 10000000000000000000000/5 stars

[supornerdy]

lol 7 mil?! thats a bargain to destroy the world!

[fireball973]

WHY AM I SHOUTING? YOU'D BE SHOUTING TO IF YOU KNEW HOW DANGEROUS THE COLLIDER STATION IS WATCH THIS!!!

*Cheerful music as a black consumes the entire planet*

ROFL!!!

[5uspended4nimation]

this is still fking hilarios

[RevengeofGothzilla]

I WANT ONE!

[5uspended4nimation]

you'd be shouting too ! If you knew how dangerous the Collider Station is!

Watch This !

[milh467]

couldn't stop laughing that I woke up the entire house!

[RedDaVincy]

I just realised. Why does the collider station look exactly like the Grater Plater? Do you have to grate down 47 million pounds of garlic into the Big City Sliders first?

[5uspended4nimation]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA­AHHAH

brilliant !!

gREAT jOB !!

[RedDaVincy]

150,000,000,000,000 times more dangerous and 27 times more heavy! Watch this... 0:45.

[thunderbirdsub3]

AWESOME! time to destroy the world! >.>

[Aerodeth]

Why the hell would a professional snowboarder need a black hole?

[coolster]

You could get nice air. Oh wait...

[Aerodeth]

...No wonder nobody watches snowboarding!

[Wusty6969]

wtf? XD

[poptartjr8]

1800-1337.

[CoolBlueZR1]

I ordered one.

[uctis]

holy hell billy! , whats the song when the earth gets destroyed?

great vid!, 5/5

[Skcorps]

It's from the DC snowboard commercial with Billy Mays.

[huskobon]

Haha! I love the music playing as the Earth got imploded! XD

[4ntiIvIon]

lmao!

[preciousdiamond24]

only $7,000,000,000?!?! I'm callin' right now!

[peehere]

thats 7 billion not million, millions have 6 zeros

[coolghostdude1]

The extra two are decimal places, O unobservant one.

[thunderbirdsub3]

who cares peehere

[nerdelicious5]

The fast and easy way to eliminate your entire family!

[RedDaVincy]

7,000,000$ for two collide stations!? I'm getting a hadron already!

[TheftOfChocolate]

old man

[mark3611]

Awesome.

[FoxD89]

I love how everyone has given you of all people the most thumbs up (i had to give you one as well) being that you're the youtube poop God. I can't wait to see what more amazing Billy Mays poops you have ready for your fans. =]

[Alkiller]

Nice, the way you play with those words... crazy!

[leafcaliber]

1800 leet lol

[NewBetelgeuseYT]

This one of the greatest Billy Mays parodies in Kor- er uh on Youtube.

[Skcorps]

Ganon didn't help though.

[ElBarto3131]

@NewBetelgeuseYT

Korea?

[4red4rum]

lol

[ST7isamior]

Wow.....Awesome!

[2muchwatching]

LOL