"Captain Planet and the Chronic Case" Pt. 2 of 2

[kamlin]

"Lucky for you, I don't play your games, Skumm, but according to my house rules, DEALER ALWAYS LOSES!"

That's the only pun that stood out to me.

[SailorSexyDork]

I wanna glowing pill *pouts*

[soulreaver91]

Anyone notice how Borris cut both of his arms open yet the all knowing Planettiers only saw fit to patch up one arm? Bliss didnt kill him, massive blood loss did!

[Iamalwayswinning]

Well now I see what our society has come to ( some comments on this video) people cheering on drugs :'( why can't you see that drugs are poison they don't help they KILL drugs are bad my brother and my cousin are hooked on drugs and they're both almost dead people I beg u do what linka did on that building throw the drugs away please

[Iamalwayswinning]

@DimensionalSlice I hate to disagree but the dealers are kind of at fault to they are the ones selling them but I also agree the weak hearted are at fault too and the dealers are the problem as well they sell the drugs they don't care who they hurt so long as they're making a profit its sad but true dealers are just as at fault as the users

[gtobandit1]

anyone else thinks when captain planet comes that "shits gunna happen"

[aqwsgtcat]

what is the pun?



[TheRandomm4]

They took that death pretty well, I wonder if they just left him on the capital building.

[Fagatron2000]

Poor Boris! It wasn't his fault he got hooked! It was probalby peer-presure.

Guess they didn't have time to animate him a proper funeral.

[DimensionalSlice]

@Fagatron2000 What peer pressure he was lonely as far as the episode indicates, honestly compassion for drug users whats this world coming to, it's not the dealers who are bad it's the weak hearted/minded users who are the problem.

[Fagatron2000]

@DimensionalSlice just trying to give boris a little backstory. I didn't feel they gave him much of one and then killed him off.

[skeaneable]

poor Linka like she willing to suck dicks to get some bliss for her crack ass self.

[dantesblackrose13]

Never thought I'd see the day where Linka became Kesha.

[cardounts92]

fuck bliss, smoke weed

[mcog2006]

Very interesting that Kwame is Kunta Kinte.

[sw33tness666]

What I never got is why they always waited for bad shit to start going down when they could just summon Captain Planet at the beginning and he could solve all their problems?

[NOELSON341]

"Lie down"

"My hooker?"

It's 'cause I'm asian isn't it"

[NOELSON341]

I watch this just to hear Linka talk funny.

[SexyLennon22]

CAN ANYONE REMEMBER THIS CARTOON??

[darkrev]

1:55 let's bar the doors with a twig, that should hold them

[sailorearth2007]

ok I know this is harsh stuff but it's not the first time death comes into a children's show also they do have compassion you can hear it in their voices still nothing they can do about Boris he did it to himself by taking the drugs in the first place (if he had gotten some help) but if they don't get Linka to snap out of it they won't be able to call CP and might all be killed. drugs are a real issue and kids can easily fall into these kinds of things since they are so moldable at a young age.

[plosilae]

Evryone please get upset and argue about the death of a cartoon. Bliss seems to be compared with x crack coke heroin. Weeds not as addictive as that.  Fuckin crack head show.

[highwings89]

I think bliss is an actually drug, but I think its funny to see Linka cheer, even though she's hella high on bliss

[xLovexLaurenx]

oh, and Linka & Wheeler would be such a cute couple, even for a cartoon ;o

[xLovexLaurenx]

ahahah captain planet

what a classic :)

[themadmartian21]

...did anyone else notice that Boris was wearing a red shirt?

[JMMPR24]

"You've gone too far, this time, Scum! Polluting people's minds is a new low, EVEN FOR YOU!!"

Wow....Cap was really p*ssed off. lol

[YalkOne]

whao...I never knew this episode existed!

it's true: drugs cook your brain.

[chrisz71]

"I've polluted myself." HA HA!

Ok, and the song that everyone is thinking of:

"It's joy, it's ecstasy, there's only one word for this, it's Bliss."

[Nintendomanic]

so is the first time skumm killed somone?

[DanaAbel30]

No, he didn't. That somebody's death was his own fault.

[Nintendomanic]

BLOOD

[Venom0027]

Skumms gonna get wat he deserves, at the end he ate some cheese infected with the drug HE made thus he would keep on making and taking it, until he ends up just like boris did.

[PrettyHeroine]

When it comes to drugs, it's hard to quit once you're addicted to it. Sometimes, one will have to learn the hard way to learn what drugs can do if abused (like how Linka did in this episode).

But drugs are used to help relieve pain (for dentists and docters on their pateints), an operation, or some other medical condishion.

Drugs aren't so bad, yet they're not so good either. It depends on the situation and how / what it's used for.

[ebonicana1]

2:43 - 2:49

:D

[cheezbawl2003]

So Captain Planet and the planeteers are totally chill that Skumm killed Boris? They're not going to arrest him or anything? Especially in light of his past crimes?

And the USSR Ambassador doesn't care about his son getting killed?

Hey kids! Go kill an ambassador! No repercussions, yah?

[DanaAbel30]

Skumm DIDN'T kill Boris. Boris did that to himself.

[cheezbawl2003]

No.... Skumm engineered a highly addictive drug with the specific purpose of turning the populace into mindless zombies. Boris was the first victim of this plan. Skumm was directly responsible for Boris' death, especially because Boris could not be held accountable for his actions due to his drug-induced stupor.

Either way, they just let Skumm walk away for the umpteenth time. At least the classic Batman/Superman heroes threw their villains in jail. They knew they'd just bust out, but hey...

[DanaAbel30]

Cheezbawl2003, have you ever heard the expression: "Live by the sword, die by the sword"?? While it may be true that Skumm engineered the drug, nobody made Boris take the drug. He did that to himself. So it's HIS fault that he died, not Skumm's

[cheezbawl2003]

I'm not saying Boris was completely innocent. However, you cannot say in good conscience that Skumm was innocent either. Boris was the FIRST person to take this drug. He didn't know anything about it. Once he'd taken it once, he was hooked, and there was no way he was going to stop without someone else stepping in.

This argument is over; it's Captain Friggin' Planet. I just hate superheroes that whine about their villains tearing shit up and then don't do anything about it.

[DanaAbel30]

I'm not saying the Skumm was entirely innocent. True, he needed to be taken ALMOST HALF the blame, but there's something you have to realize from this picture. Other than time, there's one other power that neither C.P., the Planeteers, nor even Gaia herself possesses, and that's the power of stopping people from being stupid. That's something they have to do themselves.

[cheezbawl2003]

And hey, I'll side with you there. Everytime you make something foolproof, someone builds a better fool.

To my recollection, Boris is about 16 years old, making him a minor. Since minors cannot legally be held responsible for their actions, selling drugs to a minor is a worse offense than other forms of dealing. In addition, since once Boris had taken this drug it is implied that he was under the direct control of Skumm, I would put the fault more like 80/20 for skumm.

[DanaAbel30]

After all, not even the greatest superhero of all time can truly save people, because none of us have that kind of ability.

[DanaAbel30]

After all, if you decide to do something WITHOUT thinking about it, then you're actually NOT making a decision. It's the OTHER WAY AROUND.

[DanaAbel30]

Well, part of you're saying is true. Minors aren't legally obligated for their actions when it comes to drugs, but you can't make Skumm responsible for the kid's fate. His death was his own fault.

[DanaAbel30]

After all, there's a really good lesson you need to learn here. Do you know what the difference is between cause and effect?? What differs them is: making decisions. You can decide the cause, but you don't get the decide the effect. It's the other way around.

[makebuu]

no Scumm was not the reason Boris died it was Boris, Boris was a complete fool to take a drug he didnt even know about, he was 16, you should be smart enough to say no, even an 10 year old should kno, to say 80/20 is crazii he was onli 30/60 responsible because Boris was a fool for taking it period, dnt make excuses for him

[commander672]

Stupid for taking the unknown drug? Yes

Complete Retardation to take it from a gray man in a cloak with a tail? No shit!

[DanaAbel30]

I'm glad somebody sees the situation my way.  Thanks for vouching for me.

[makebuu]

u welcum

[DanaAbel30]

After all, if you decide to do something WITHOUT thinking long and hard about it, then you're actually NOT making a decision, but the other way around.

[forebodingburger]

You DO realize this is Captain Planet, right?

[makebuu]

Why u say dat ??

[DanaAbel30]

The plot may be just animated, but it is, however, about a REAL problem.

[forebodingburger]

Of course, but there's no way real people would behave in the way that this cartoon show depicts. Skumm and Boris are characters with completely overblown personalities and failings, so discussing their motives becomes rather pointless.

[Keybearer]

@DanaAbel30 That's what I liked about it. I mean, you would never see anything this serious in a cartoon these days. Its sad to see how afraid people are to show what real danger is to young people.

[neddx]

Sad, but true.

[Nintendomanic]

but wasent this before thay started warning kids about drugs?

[TheLadyYuki]

"Nyet...it is not as bad as losing Boris."

That sentence...doesn't fit at all with the happy music in the background. O.o

[sagacious03]

8:18-8:21 PHYSICS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

Also, lol at the ending.

But seriously, weakness aside, Captain Planet is badass. You make drugs and he'll put you in a burning tornado.

[DanaAbel30]

From C.P. using wind and fire to destroy the drugs, that's giving a whole new meaning to expression "blowing hot".

[KiwiCultist]

I love this! There's a little heart on the Heart Ring and I just crack up whenever I see it.

[1amsm1th]

Youd think that if the capital was under atttack by unarmed assailents the military would quickly MOW THEM DOWN

[Fionn5]

Why would a drug dealer jack up his prices so high that his customers fall into poverty? Or hand out free samples just to get people hooked? Or, after a guy with magic fire powers roasted your bag of pills, hold up a book and say, haha, I still have the formula?

Also: Linkia is a dirty crack whore. She was so asking for it from Wheeler around 3:10. Slut.

[wonphi]

Borris OD'd

[gazzamuso]

Isn't Boris dying a little heavy for a kids cartoon? lol but it does get the message across.

[My6thAccount]

If you were a zombie where would you be...?

THE VICE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE

[molandshigh]

Dick Ceney looks like one though

[hypnodance]

ROTFLMAO! :D

[sillygrl23]

@My6thAccount I never got that, was that suppose to be a vague political in-joke?

[kylejcaldwellatgmail]

@My6thAccount  obviously =P

[dhump132]

@My6thAccount im glad im not the only one who got lost there hahaha

[BillieJoesmyidol]

i look beautiiiifuulll.

lol.

i love captain planet xD

[gundamWWW]

Lol at 7:17 Captain Planet is summoned, the planeteers suddenly got into a good mood and yell "Go Planet", when a corpse is lying in front of them and zombies are crawling out of Capitol Hill

[BillieJoesmyidol]

ahahaha

i didn't notice that!

that's amazing.

captain planet is the best, on every level.

xD

[MasterChiefAgent007]

Seriously, WTF?! A person died and they were like, oh he died get over it. LOL

[DanaAbel30]

Boris's death wasn't Skumm's fault. It was HIS, and his alone.

[renegade455]

OH NO NOT BORRIS!! Oh god that shit is hilarious

[hypnodance]

What makes death so funny to you? >:(