Face Pubes

[blunklaura]

aww i am sorry it itches :)

[Shaynaynayyy]

Cherry on top of the cake? hahaha icing....

[KhyberBoy09]

who you calling an oxymoron

[hurleytwin999]

haha socks

[ytrogergt]

Hello Mr Nice guy

[OldMcDonald07]

OMG...you are so adorable! :)

[jemrosse]

YOU Gay?

[EvanPynes]

The beard could be a good cover for your meth addictions... "meth? no it's uh... it's the beard. yeah, the beard is making me itch officer. what? never had Pube itch?"

[tupacisme69]

LET ME SEE UR DICK

[heyyyyouguys]

lol

[antidote2010]

I bet you get plenty of hot chicks..

[avril1357]

We need change!

[Pandow77]

You are very funny and easy to look at too. How in the hell do you come up with so many things to talk about? Wow, I've never known a guy to talk so much. I love watching it though so keep it up... :P LOL

[sharka1771]

I didnt realise that socks were so important.

[Peeny1046]

Oxymorons Rock!

[InternationalCeleb]

lmao ure funny as hell.

very entertaining

[Prudence86]

Im a Christian and I still dislike "Christian Parties".. you're right, it's very difficult to make out, let alone socialize without some alcohol. I agree with the others, keep the facial hair! It looks good. :) Are you single?

[joc868]

HAA!!! i make fake phone calls also when im bored in partys.... and... when i want to go and i dont want to say goodbye to anybody... just.... talk with the phone and go outside.. cause its not that loud... and then... BAM! i go! lol

[jackfckntwist]

1) keep the sexy beard

2) move the camera back a little

3) move camera down a little

[h205a00l]

keep the beard it more sexy....am u must be realy bored doing this but it was nice and i do like,,,again keep the beared

[Bad4ndy]

yah i have that problem wit my beard when it first grows back from when i shaved it off a while back and its cuz the hairs are curling and poking back into the skin.... if u wanna keep it u have to let it grow out more

[sirald66]

after awhile, the itching goes away

[goldnight]

you have a dane cook thing going. it works.

[ashbevon]

Well the Whole sock thing is So true!!! I hate it when I go to someone's house and take off my shoes and there they are... two different colored socks and I'm like shit now I look stupid! Isn't it funny how just socks and make you feel so stupid! lol Well I just wanted to share....lol

[gregjockca2]

christian party... hahaha. you don't even _need_ to explain... i already laughed.

[wildbrain03]

Was ANYONE making out? I have been to a few church parties, but no one was making out.

[Edenroc720]

I find it hard to believe that YOU need to get buzzed in order to make out with a girl! Hmm... Nope.. I don't believe it.. :/

:)

[gregjockca2]

if all else fails, make out with guys! you'd make me very happy, dude, very very happy.

[PsyogiBottoms]

Me too, Rocci you are just too freakin' hot for words.

[gregjockca3]

yes, i would like him to sit on my face.

[mareese504]

So I had to subscribe to your videos because they are all great. It really gives me an insight into what things guys or maybe just you, think about. Seriously you are soooo funny and yea, i think its a good idea to keep a good pair of brandnew ankle socks stored everytime you go meet up with people just in case!

[Kitschx]

If you're gonna fake call someone, the best way to avoid it ringing is to call a toll-free number - here its 0800 numbers that are free. If I do that I call the World Clock and just listen to the automated voice. So call a toll-free number and blabber away! Great vid.

[gregjockca2]

just dial 555-1111 :P

[TeaBaggins]

you are a badass.

[BeatBuddy]

I went to a few Christian parties and didn't enjoy them at all. I always felt that I was on guard, watching what's coming out of my mouth, always on guard about saying the wrong things or behaving the wrong way. The best parties are comprised of people with "bad" taste.

[jsstuver]

hahah hystrical

[faithfilled57]

Next time call someone for real. I'll send you my number haha.. Oh & why not take your socks off and stuff them in your shoes? just an idea! Great Video.. love the =P part

Katina

[0oLisaTeeo0]

I saw a guy once in the street pretending to be on his fone then it rang LoL Me and my friend couldn't stop laughing =]

[PinkChicken]

No one talks to you? Weird I thought girls would be swarming all over you and you got to chase them away! I'm the same with alcohol too I can't dance without it!

[paulusmagirl]

men are just crazy about their socks!!

[mylifemyrules818]

lol, its true, alcohol makes everything better. lol... i use the fake cell fone when ii try 2 avoid ppl....

[willld91]

socks make the man, if you have sweet socks on the ladies just come a runnin. go buy a whole like 100 pack at target

[ajrfrank]

jajajaja! That was fun!! it is true! alcohol brings out everybody's super powers!! Yes make shure you are wearing nice socks on a party and also trim your nails! I'm always proud of my toe nails specially when we took our shoes and socks off the las 2 parties I went

[jessygallatin]

hahaha!

You're hilarious. =]

[celosh]

men with scruff are sexy

[KimberleeGM]

Lmao hahaha snuffluffagous? lmao hahaha omg so tru..

[ImBobTheCat]

dude ur fuckin hot. totally reminds me of a better lookin brad pitt

[CinderFNRella]

lmao, this was funny, I subbed ya based only on this vid, so good lord man DONT make me regret it lol

[domytube]

HAHAHA!!!! OMG i love ur tags 4 this vid!

[davedagr84u]

i just have to agree with you! hahahaha

[jesseklom]

What I want to know is why people NEED to get drunk at a social gathering to have fun...

[cameron3703]

you remind me of dane cook alittle

[sajikun101]

lol youre funny as hell

[grandamchik]

you are awesome :P

[frkygrl84]

lol you are too funny i will make sure that i wear a brand new pair of socks to the next party i go to and thank god you were at a christian party and not one of my partys or you would have woken up with raunchy breath and your pants around your ankles lol

[domytube]

LOL this is one of the best! darn those christian parties, gotta be careful at those! you never know - you might wake up with shirley temple breath & remembering every single detail of the night before!

[ImDaddyYO]

Eres guapo, damn

[soxNsandalsGUY]

Rocci have you noticed that comments are dissapearing?  I noticed on a few channels that all the first page or so comments are gone w/out the directors deleting them?

I just checked and you posted 6 days ago but comments start at 5 days........

Anyone else notice this lately or am I nuts?

Great video by the way.

[AshlieDawn]

You're fucking hot anyways...

[thesteeltiger]

u kinda remind me of that guy from Fantastic Four, I think his name is Chris Evans.

[k2therista]

i liked the socks. that was rich

[slipperyfloor]

Wow you laugh like Dane Cook.

[fortunesofwar]

"if i had his socks i could make out with any chick here" ..classic

[abatt060]

haha. the bible has a glossary

[angelusatra]

Oh man, this happened to me recently too; I didn't know it was a Christian party. Mid 20s, but their parents were there too. It was SO gay. Totally relating, bro.

Oh and the sock thing, I learnt that lesson the hard way. Went to a flat warming and had to take my shoes off. During the night I realised that ONE of my pale toes was poking out of a hole in my black socks. DOH!

Interesting vlogs, keep up the good work. =)

[roccigiovanniberrini]

hey ty soks are key

RgB

[elmondark]

i'll stay away from christian parties too.

they scare me!

well actually im christian too, but they still scare me.

i'm scared they gonna whack me with a bible if i say something out of place.

maybe they will start a sacrifice ritual, and chant biizzare stuff, and offer me to god for my sins...

not really :)

[roccigiovanniberrini]

lol i think we have the same views

RgB

[elmondark]

i was on like my cousins wedding in croatia, and we were at this church, and they were chanting and stuff, was almost like a bizzare ritual, was a bit scary :) took like 1 hr before they actually did the *do you bla bla take bla bla* thing, like omg, what was all that shit before that? scaaaryyyy

[Sikosm]

LOL. why were you there in the first place?

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i mena it beats tv right?

RgB

[ffksu02]

omg u went to a christin party and didnt know anything about the bible omg thats why u go to a jusish party they r more fun dont make out with girls knowing that u r DRUNK!!!! thats a turn off rofl rofl rofl no really it is

[ffksu02]

me again i reply mine so anyeay i think that chrustin parties r fun but theres more reading and stuff but barmizphas (or however u spell it) r really fun cuz u get mula can the greens yea

[roccigiovanniberrini]

wo wo wo i tuned out when you sed we have to read arggg

RgB

[deafboogie]

Bro i am the same way when my face grows out. i do it so i can work on my goatee and it itches so bad. lol

[roccigiovanniberrini]

its the worst ever its a herpie beard

RgB

[410guy]

Yawn.... is he done yet...

[roccigiovanniberrini]

well you can go jogging if ya want

RgB

[taptom]

sorry,boring. like the anti-christian theme though.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

soup?

RgB

[Darabka]

Happend to me too, and I totaly agree.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

its the worst lol

RgB

[27may1972]

thanks for the warning -- I'll avoid "Christian parties"!!!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

well no im not saying that just bring a traveler of vodka so they cant smell it

RgB

[samdaman092]

you look like dane cook

[roccigiovanniberrini]

is that a compliment

RgB

[pamt9112]

yeah, u kind of talk like him too :)

[roccigiovanniberrini]

lol o geez

RgB

[ElleSolais]

LMAO! cute even bearded with weak socks

[plgc1964]

DUMB! This guy did this video posting because......?

Get a job!

[elmondark]

you're dumb, he's cool.

It's like video blog or whatever.

he talks about random stuff, it's fun to see how other ppl think, their perspectives and stuff.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

ty

RgB

[secretblueangel]

mmmmmmmm

[roccigiovanniberrini]

are you eating somthing?

RgB

[secretblueangel]

no im looking at you!

[elmondark]

ya exactly. why would we watch this stuff, if it wasnt for you mr rocci, you stud!

haha

hi5

[secretblueangel]

yeah. hmm.. what is the video about???...

[elmondark]

ya dunno, the aah in the beginning made me high, so i his face made me cry.

pretty things makes me cry.

i wish i was pretty too, so i could cry at myself...oh wait, i already do!

*cries*

*looks at rocci*

*cries*

[roccigiovanniberrini]

math

RgB

[roccigiovanniberrini]

well ty

RgB

[jason6801]

If you don't know anything about the bible then why don't you make jokes about someting that you do know about instead of Christians. I really hope you pick up a bible and find out what's inside of it. God bless.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

kool thanks ill absorb that

RgB

[elmondark]

eh...if you listend to what he said, he said he was at party, and he felt awkward and out of place, how's that making jokes about christians?

and why are you so defensive about it anyways.

[Sobekain]

"If I had his socks I could make out with any chick here." Too funny! Love it!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

lol soks are key t boobies

RgB

[elmondark]

i was at a new-year party thing somewhere, and there was this guy who just stood there staring, looked kinda lost, like he wanted to party, but didnt dare ask anyone or whatever...was kinda lame...and it reminded me, thats usually how i am...that was scary :)

awkward....hell yah!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

well there is just some people that are fukin werdios

RgB

[loverishly]

lol fake cellphone call. o_o I thought I was like the only person who does that. Like "Yeah. Hey. Oh really? No. No. I totally forgot. uh huh.."

[roccigiovanniberrini]

they are the best when you are bord

RgB

[Betotubing]

hey guy, sup

[roccigiovanniberrini]

sup

RgB

[espankeh]

shave gadamit!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i did you will see 2morrow

RgB

[marshamcluhan]

perfect vid to show feminists!! why straight guys are truly awful & + boo hoo you have so many problems - who cares!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i know i bitch about everything

RgB

[ipunkbali]

ur hot. I wanna ml with you.. :)

[roccigiovanniberrini]

ml hmmm must be a new cool word

RgB

[flutiecutie28]

I think it's wonderful that although many people comment you, you take the time to respond to most peoples words about you/your videos.

I personally enjoy your videos very much even though I feel sort of A.D.D by watching them, your energy makes me wanna run a lap or something.

But yes overall good and it's not just because you sort of look like David Beckham.

:D :D

Ciao!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i know i have way 2 much or way 2 lil i have a bad energy thermostat but thanks 4 watching and i try but i cant get 2 all the comments so if you are a repeat offender i usually will get to you and leave you a re on your comment yo

RgB

[Mandaunique]

On a serious level, if your facial hair is driving you nuts..shave it! Everyone is more comfortable with themselvs after a few beers..but I have faith that you would be fine with a woman sober. P.S. There is so much more to life than, "making-out". And Christion parties or people in general have always made me feel akward..you're not alone my friend. Have a great day!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

2 shay

RgB

[swordslanga]

der duuuaaaaaam derf mcderf

[lazzaraluver09]

How did you get sisters sock...lol

[roccigiovanniberrini]

im in a rush i nee something to cover my ugly feet

RgB

[ItCameFromThem]

your not funny

im being very very serious

[brendanbrienirish]

Terrible absolutely terrible!!!!! dont give up the day job.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

hey thanks ill just forget you sed that cause if i didnt that would make me ugly inside

RgB

[Scorpionchula88]

ur crazy... i liiike

[roccigiovanniberrini]

well if you like people that are crazy that meens you might be a lil looney to thats ok  we will hunt 4 purple elephants 2gether

RgB

[Scorpionchula88]

lol... i was gonna type and hot after that, but my bf was like right behind me.... but ya ur very sexy as well....

[nuffzx]

#2 - Most Subscribed (This Week) - Comedians

good job!!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i hope im number one someday i will make a big dinner

RgB

[Hoppe32]

He just rattles his pie hole to damn much,

about nothing...........Hoppe32

[roccigiovanniberrini]

ummmmm i ont like pie i like steaks so its called a steak hole caeipeesh?

RgB

[Stephie0020]

omg i hate those dry parties. i totally do the cell phone thing!!! "i think there making fun of me" lmao u are so funny and hot..great combo!! ;-)

[roccigiovanniberrini]

hey hi5 my folks

RgB

[Stephie0020]

i totally would!

[adaywithoutajew]

fucking awesome!!!!

[repsjohnso]

"L"

[krumstets]

What on earth possesed you to go to a Christian Party ? Youre not religous yourself ...stay away from those people , they will turn your brain to mush !!You ae good looking , get out and find a `chick' x x x x

[Lalaloveeee]

looool you are so funny. i dont know why your not getting many views and shit by people!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

not worried about it as long as i made you laff

RgB

[mach37]

Made me laff. =))

[roccigiovanniberrini]

2shay

RgB

[ambermcdonald]

snuffalufagus LOL!!!!!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

old school shyt

Rgb

[cbarb22]

hi .. well hes cute but not that funny.. It seems like he's trying to fake being funny..He needs to work on his comedy routine/ jokes.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

maybe you need to to go to nice school yea bootttahh i burned you thumbs down..

RgB

[solescloset]

hahahaha face pubes thats a good one.

[Pranciblur07]

Very funny! bout the lazy sock n tight sock. Laffed my ass off wen u were wishin u ad the other fellas socks.

Totally love it.

Sexy as hell n all.

[robogoretex]

yur face is too nice shave it down a bit yes I am the facial pube hair police its my job oh never mind it dont matter you would look good with a new sock on yur head

[obsydianblack]

LOL @ snuffulophagus.

well, yeah. new socks really do make a difference with your whole well-being.

makes your feet more... spring-y.

^_^

nice vid rocky!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

puts some spring in your srep ty hayo ya got you sed my name right hi5

RgB

[chelchel510]

lmao....yes no yes no yes no

[PDexistentialist]

Much better without sound.

[joellyshooshoo]

i don't think so but i think i know what you're saying ;);)

[miqhael2]

I didn't hear a word you said because I was awe of your hotness.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

please listen ill send ya some pics

RgB

[ofthekosmos]

You're really talented...your content and delivery remind me of Jim Gaffigan...but you're definitely original

[jacopotarantino]

I think ur face pubes are pretty hott despite my background in fashion obsession and the face that only the normal people like guys with a beard. ... I don't think that made any sense at all... that aside, have you ever really considered comedy cu u totally buried dane cook in just one video. have a good one!

[WayneHughes86]

your obviously going to hell for this video. LOL

maybe there's crabs in your beard?

damn those lazy socks!

[ohroxygrl]

why did you go to a christian party? are you a christian? And what made it a "christian" party? Just curious. and that's sad about not being able to socialize or makeout w/o being drunk. really sad. I'm sorry you had a bad time at the party.

[jarofclay44x]

lol, best one yet, i'm a Christian, so, it's funny to hear it from another's point of view, lol.

(The way you say "make out" and "about" is sooo Canadian...i miss my Canadians...)

[mshalopd]

holy shit that was funny.

[sarahjaneM3]

LOL, i LOVED this one, " oh i wish i had his socks" classic man, classic. i totally get you one that lazy sock thing, i hate that! im lucky if my socks are the same colour, haha, but apparently, when your a girl, wearing mismatched socks is "cute"

[sonyatex]

Okay big mistake going to a Christian party where you have to take your shoes off and then you expected there would be making out going on? What were you thinking? That's like going to a kid party and expecting there to be a keg!!!!

[joellyshooshoo]

your eyes are so funny after you say Christian party :D

[dove95]

You should shave if it bothers you.

Anyway, you cracked me up at the end, checking out other guys' socks! hee!

[jackiecas1]

yea i hate having gross socks, but the worst part is, is when my little brother wears my socks, and he always takes them from me then runs outside in the dirt with them, ugh, so i wear sandals, 24/7.

[cjh6793]

I hate that "awkward" feeling. LOL

[hwangellen]

i hate gross socks. I get sad when my socks have a hole in the big toe =(

[ThirtySecondsToLive]

loved the thing at the end. yeah- i've done the fake phone call thing- when i was in public waiting for someone and if i had to go to the dining hall on campus and had no one to go with.

why did you go to that kind of party anyway? and you probably wouldn't have been able to get any from christian chicks anyway, unless they were those slutty sorta fake christian chicks.

and like the facial hair- but too much- and you'll look like a grizzly man.

muah.

-Chelsea (remember my name bitch!)

[ilovejoo]

Best video ever.

[JOICEWANG1]

LOL! keep the beard! its sexy. Are you sober? bc you're not awkward at all.. and you're talking to a camera. lol :)

-Joice

[JOICEWANG1]

keep the beard! :) it's cool. haha i know what you mean. i usually make up excuses to get out of boring parties held by boring people. does that make me a bad persoN? lol

[TormentedByDemons]

So you can do fantastic videos that will be seen by thousands of people when you're completely sober... but... if it's a real person standing there and not a video camera, you freeze up? Impossible!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

shhhhhhhhhh secrets

RgB

[NorcomAlum2005]

I'm glad that you aren't smoking meth!

[jimmyrcom]

lol face pubes is correct. It's hair you get during puberty.

[Golfina]

Actually, you should feel smart not knowing anything about the Bible... lol. That's my take.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

lol

RgB

[kittykayotic]

i use the fake phone call when i want to avoid being hit on or talked to by certain people. theres this crazy lady at our apt complex and once she starts talking she never stops!! ALWAYS use the fake phone call when shes in sight... she snuck up on me once tho... scary..