Valhalla Rising - Official Trailer [HD]

[SpikyDane]

I love this movie, my friends dont like it cos there are no big wars or special effects, but the acting is 10/10 and theres a certain western mentality/dialogue throughout the whole movie.

[maiduteinmata]

It's funny how this movie has good ratings on other websites except american ones...this is not a MIchael Bay movie...some people enjoyed it...so if you were expecting anything that makes it Hollywood like you're in for a dissapointment...loved every "boring" minute of it so haters just go watch other movies and cut the crap with spoiling other people's fun....if you can only come with arguments like "this sucked" well....excuse me....how about a nice warm cup of Shut the fuck up?

[beaneroopie]

@maiduteinmata transformers was better.

[maiduteinmata]

@beaneroopie well...i loved transformers as well...i wasn't picking on Michael Bay...I was trying to say that this is a movie where you won't see that type of action....it's more....i don't know....extraordinarily....wei­rd

[FamousSoundTrack]

What the f**k has Vallhalla to do with this shit ?

[inquestFLASH]

pointless movie

dont watch it

dont waste your time on rubbish like this.

[gunfan50bmg]

Wow. lol xDDD

[kwanlifu]

The movie was so mystic

[MrIwtat]

i have watch this movie bout 10 times,but i still dont get the massages,please someone tell me what is this movie all about???!!!!

[beaneroopie]

@MrIwtat 15 hours is an awful lot of time to watch something you have no idea about.

[MrIwtat]

@beaneroopie 15 hours?this movie aint 15 hours you dumbass,btw repair your broken english you son of a white ass fool muthafuckin dick head jackass bitch

[majinzs]

@MrIwtat you're pretty smart aren't you? the guy said he had watched it 10 times not just once

[beaneroopie]

@MrIwtat you said you watched the movie ten times. i guess my point was youre a fag who watches shit over and over even when he has no idea what the fuck he is watching. also, whats wrong with my english? youre the son of a *motherfucking*dickhead and jackass bitch...mrtwat, please respond a little wiser next time.

[cdrussell10]

I masturbate to this movie... spiritually

[Deth000]

@cdrussell10 I want to give you a wiseass comment, but strangely I'm drawing blanks.

[inhalerneeded]

dajjal!



[bovbag8888]

anyone know more like it??..same director, style, etc.

[onepiecefan74]

@bovbag8888 this is the dorector of Drive

[bovbag8888]

excellent film!

[sleepystudios]

love everything about the film, the symbolism leaves everything open to individual interpretation. New favourite film

[egotripperable]

Epic!!! One of the best movies ever made!!! Kurosawa couldn't have done it better

[cdrussell10]

@egotripperable that's awesome, I was thinking it reflected Akira's films especially during the fog sequence. Refne utilizes his influences w/ sick nasty style. Good call!

[NeMiDrEm]

They still can't make a better movie with vikings than The 13th Warrior !!!

[MrImtocoolforyou]

Looks like they are in the same place the whole movie ;S

[bolognamof]

Yes the trailer is a little misleading but this film is serious artistic work, not some re-hashed 300 schlock. For those of you that have a brain, you will find much to like with this intense piece of cinema; those of you without a brain will obviously not like it whatsoever. Anyone who dismisses this film as terrible or stupid knows nothing about cinema. Not liking the film is fine but that is different from making utterly moronic comments about it.

[jjdewes]

a distinctly average film

[pricew15]

this trailer is a bit of a lie... it's fucking wank and you are all cunts

[doug12341988]

@pricew15 haha telling it how it is

[Everett27x]

omg i witched this movie...it was utterly terrible. Almost nothing happened in the entire movie. There was fighting at the beginning, and after that it was just like...ugh..nothing.

[MrFhukHouson]

@Everett27x lol n00b

[soullcry]

Well the average coach potato should not expect to understand and like this film so if you are in that category - dont bother to watch it. As for the rest who have found something missing in their everyday life and in comprehending the human nature - this is a must. Deep movie. For deep souls.

[kingofkings962]

@soullcry well said!!!!! best movie ever!

[darthd95]

I don't get this movie...but i liked something about it!

[yklocnykl]

YOUR RIGHT @urlyn13

SILLY hollywood audiences are manipulated by PENTAGON,HOLLYWOOD IS PROPAGANDA MACHINE OF PENTAGON,

hollywood audiences ARE  brainwashed BY NEOCONS.

[openMinded2793]

great movie, end was stunning. all of you who disliked go suck cocks and watch harry fagster

[enniewilliams]

@openMinded2793 haha right

[urlyn13]

Excellent film, but definitely NOT action/adventure. Do not watch if that's what you're looking for. This is a film of brutal symbolism and ambiguous messages. This is not hollywood fare, and hollywood audiences will not enjoy it.

[Krustovski88]

Very bad movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[nessyabby]

havnt watched it yet but reviews say its something u should watch while on LSD, also its on netflix so u dont need to "go to blah blah blah dot com" :P

[flearis]

Am I correct if I say they ended up in the New World (America)? Just checking...

[cro44magnum]

This movie could have used two or three more gratuitously violent action scenes and still been great. If not greater.

[Necrosadism6]

I couldn't finish watching this movie. I was so stoked to finally check this out considering I love Norse. But, I couldn't really finish it. I shall check it out again. :D

[Tetragrammaification]

I've fell asleep watching this

[SjonR]

really this movie is so bad. i quess the director wanted to make a scary movie but just when he wanted to make it scary, he got braindead. So the whole time u think that something is gonna happens while there is nothing going to happen. **sorry for bad english**

[cro44magnum]

@SjonR You're English is fine. It's your review that's bad.

[Rasmuskvejborg]

@cro44magnum But "you're" English sucks

[cro44magnum]

@Rasmuskvejborg "You're" sense of irony sucks.

[SjonR]

ouch

[Ollorn]

A masterpiece! But not for those, who are not more than 12 .

[1380Dane]

this film is far the worst film ever infact if i could i would sue the makers for the waste of my life watching it

in english terms its fucking shite

[bolognamof]

@1380Dane You are an idiot! Haha.

[jasper0009able]

@OzoneRaiderz i see it and it is a little bit annoying -.-

[jasper0009able]

@OzoneRaiderz what? o.o

[Gleecko3]

I thought this was an adaption of a book by the same name by Clive Cussler. I was disappointed to see it wasn't.

[bolognamof]

Alright, I can understand if people didn't like the film because of the pacing or minimal dialogue but to dismiss it is as shit is moronic! This is experimental cinema at its best folks. It's trippy and poetic, which usually means it takes a little bit of thought to comprehend. I'm sorry that you were expecting 300 and instead of an entertainment piece you got this stunning work of art. Try watching it again with your brains on this time and maybe your ridiculously ignorant opinion will change!

[WORMRIDERfedaykin]

@bolognamof an AWESOME film, but disney channel brainless audience that expects 300 with vikings are unable to evaluate it, not even comprehend it. I think trailers and publicity in general are not very honest with this film, trying to sell it as an action- adventure film instead of an experimental study about the human condition, a deep, metaphorical and full of symbolism little piece of good cinema.

[SuperTasm]

I used to know this guy... Only had one eye. You know what we called him?... "One eye"... o_O

[TheRealityacid]

@cyannex Hail Thor, Lord Of Thunder! Hail Odin!

[Equity213]

holy shit a viking revenge flick. I HAVE to see this

!

[WARfanPOWER]

FUCKING FILMSI Youtube puts adds ect ect but they cant get these fucking spammers from this shitass company away from youtube

[DeathWarrant90]

the movie has nothing to do with Valhalla or Vikings for that matter...they only put the title "Valhalla Rising" to sell this piece of garbage. I'm glad I watched it with a friend that bought it, so I didn't have to waste money buying it, renting it or see it at the movies! Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" is 1000 times better than this movie, 'cause at least The Room is entertaining with it's shitty acting

[dangranbanan]

I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE !! IT IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN !! I WATCHED IN ON CINEMA AND THAT IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE I'VE EVER MADE !! I SERIOUSLY ALMOST WENT KILLING MYSELF !!!!!!!!!!

[aser2415]

DONT WATCH THIS MOVIE... I BOUGHT IT ON DVD AND IT MADE NO SENSE, its gibberish, its like a grown ass man watching barney

[bertv6k]

so many of these comments are spam, i can turn the situation into an analogous joke....

[Mask23232]

I thought before seeing this movie: "OMG, a violent viking movie!!!"

I thought after seeing this movie: "OMG, is it really possible to make such a shitty film!!!"

[deathbeforedishonou1]

The trouble is, this trailer appeals to a mainstream audience, but the actual film is very deep and dark, mainstream movie fans dont have enough brain cells/will power to sit through such an awsome film like this and A) understand it and B) enjoy it. mads mikkelsen is phenomenal, he can just talk with his eye(s). The Whole film is pure tension, like meditating on a violent thought, infact it makes me want to pull my eye out, drag an axe across my chest and go attacking mainstream movie fans.

[Mistaken4starz]

@deathbeforedishonou1 idiot. Theres nothing wrong with being a mainstream movie fan. Most people only get time to watch a few movies a year, and dont bother to seek out the alternative indie flicks. You'd be seeking out people like my nan. Idiot. If everyone liked what you liked - you'd be a mainstream movie fan yourself.

[4200badbooty]

It's really a shame that people don't get it :(

[willemkets]

This was just a waste of time and money really get if the air!

[MangaManiac]

Most total waste of time. I want those 2 hours of my life back. Quite a shitty movie since the story development was slow as hell and too predictable.

[1Fantasyss]

don't buy, download it worth watching once n deleting it :p 

[pavXX]

Wild movie.. very well done. Takes a couple watches to understand what's going on. Very deep.. Recommended tho. Def a guy's movie tho.

[vbtwentycent]

This has got to be one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life, the movie didn't even make sense. DO NOT waste your time watching it, seriously.

Have I told you it sucked yet.

[natenate0925]

this movie is horse shit

[Dolchimord]

One of the badest movies I ever seen... sorry for my bad english

[badlerify]

if the world went to shit 200 poeple would die from decapitation

[badlerify]

RuckaRuckamusic who the fuck are you to make that statement i wish you were in my presence so i can hug you all i can say is watch the movie u simple minded person you are not a warrior this is why you dnt get or like this movie bro

[MAYMDYK22]

boring 

[Iiiius]

FILM LIKE ''Sauna (2008) from Finland and ...(i don't remember) IF U see this (and like) - look at this....

*(shat up about my f. opinion and....a rezn'' so sheiss auf Dich.

[Templari0n]

A decent movie and always better than average Hollywood crap.

[TheSwaino]

shorty after having to seat though this shitty movie i snapped the disc in hope i help save someone from having to go though what i did

[puje]

I don't think this movie is as WEIRD as some people say, but it is very slow paced, and overall pretty borring ;)

[MrF2ep]

If you didn't like this movie, you definitely have a vagina and think shopping is awesome. This is a man's movie. Much of the story is deeper than what the eye can see. If I have to explain, then it isn't your time to know.

[SammySawyerT]

It's like... sound files from Duke Nukem!

[SkateDK99]

Danish leading role

[RuUudeboy69]

Voll geil die landschaft und kampfszenen, hab diesen sommer wieder bock nach norwegen zu gehen :D

[itsmeadrian1234]

low budget movie

[madiipiexx]

GREAT movie!

[VelikiHans]

S.H.I.T.. No fucking speech, just red color..

[EasyEisfeldt]

guys u gotta admit though, the accent is pretty awesome. probably the only good thing bout the movie : D

[Milos2801]

worst movie ever!!!

[skWC3]

biggest crap ive ever seen!!!

[evelinlusby84]

this movie is awesome..going to watch this in webmovietube

[elibaba7]

187 muslims clicked the dislike button

[ningrahari2]

@elibaba7 LOl i am a muslim and i didnt click on it :

[LaylaAbraham]

@ningrahari2 hahaha me too... maybe ppl dislike it coz its a crap movie...

[Oliverleonard9]

'savage poetry' lol!

[dodiemuehleisen50]

njoyed this great movie in webmovietube

[D3rarsch]

When I saw this film:

First I was like: Oh my god.

Then I was like: Yes, hit these bastards to death!

Later I was like: This film is well made! Who is this blond boy.

Then: AHHHH, How long are the going to stay on this fking boat!

AHHH the scenes last so long.

Why do they hit him down?

This film well made. But quite boring sometimes.

[evelinlusby84]

sorry for not commenting on ur vids 4 a while! saw this movie in webmovietube

[albert8780]

pornography

[SuperOriginalGuy]

im sorry, but I thought the movie was shitty and boring

[elidonb]

GREAT MOVIE! ONE OF THE BEST IVE EVER SEEN!

[cioca99]

intresting and booring

[SuperKholili]

If you wanna know the worst worst worst movie all of time, so this movie is the winner ......... FUCK this movie !!

[Lastbilyo]

Worst movie ever.

[fakthisplanet]

@Lastbilyo the is teh best pART! PART!! when parasites who say this is the oorst movie ever its actually one of the best if!(-: not the best ever! but thats not important what is! (-: is the maggets like lastbilyo say sht like thisa(-: indication taht the moder parasite"AKA"human has lost all senc efo their connection to the ancients ! this is incredible and a great honor to be reminded that im a warrior amongst cowardS!(-:

fakthisplanet! VALAHALAA!!!! hail TYR!!! god of warriors!

[electricEntity81]

Some great cinematography and parts that are quite experimental in their approach. Doesn't quite get the pacing right though, it trys to create atmosphere but fails miserably. I watched this with my girlfriend and we got so bored we began to fast-forward it. I mean 10 mins filming a tree, come on!

[luxitvrdy]

@electricEntity81 did u get laid later?

[electricEntity81]

@luxitvrdy Thats none of your business

[luxitvrdy]

@electricEntity81 :) good for u! my man!

[biquelion]

This movie is a MUST NOT SEE!!! Its extremely boring and pointless! It ends leaving the viewer insulted for having being presented with such trash!

[TheSzemelak]

@biquelion its because it takes brains to work it out and appreciate it

[Petroskaixeropsomi]

@TheSzemelak

oh please...

granted its a bit diferrect, it talks about truth but it gets really weird and kind of annoying sometimes

[fakthisplanet]

@Petroskaixeropsomi

scum bag says it gets annoying , scumbags don't fatehm a superb production--"444"

[Petroskaixeropsomi]

@fakthisplanet oh

you can write? good for you

[RuckaRuckaMusic]

Dont see this shit. Gotta be the worst movie I EVER SEEN in my life.

[elidonb]

@RuckaRuckaMusic Of course u r too stupid to understand this movie ma friend,go and see som tom & jerry huh ;) !!!

[JonnyMonster91]

@RuckaRuckaMusic

Obviously you've never seen The Happening.

[Zejex15]

@RuckaRuckaMusic Wrong.... the movies is fine.... the trailer sucks however....

[fieryyanks95]

@RuckaRuckaMusic it was actually pretty good bro

[rocaho001]

I wacked it through the whole trailer. Does that make me sick?

[Evokatus]

Absolutely brilliant! This film is a masterpiece of tacit symbolism and compositional symmetry. A laconic journey into the psyche of pre-renaissance man during an age of religious zealotry as an emergent Christianity contends with the old pantheon. For the discerning… a must watch.

[Gman118118]

oh my god. i want my time refunded!

[GameAssassin95]

Whats next? *Narnia rising* ?

[WoWBeeZFan]

loool how stupid this movie is ???

[milan911111]

dont download or even wach

so lame movie

buget 10k lol

[DobermanCrew]

@milan911111 such a big budget ? lol .... it seemed like they had only a 1$ budget ... dumbest movie i ever seen but at least it gives u a blick in the beginning of false lines of religion

[codblackopsking14]

if you like this..watch solomon kane!

[DobermanCrew]

@codblackopsking14 you mean that movie sucks too ? ....

[codblackopsking14]

@DobermanCrew no..i mean, if your into this shit..then solomon kane will blow your fukin mind!

[bassistas96]

too blood for nothing.....

[selathael]

sux

[LeKewn]

Greatest comedy of the century! I laughed my ass off at how pretentious the viewers and the director think they are. Not only is the movie absolutely ridiculous, but the trailer is misleading, you'd think there is a bunch of action, but no. The first 15 minutes and the last 10 minutes are all that were shown in this trailer, but PLEASE, watch it in the hope that you will enjoy it's ridiculosity as much as I did.

[tobiaspunk]

looks shit.

[DeX000DeX]

sound effects sound SHIT!

[1nspirefoe]

what a fucking cheap sound ? oO