DOOM: Repercussions of evil Gmod

[FrozenOver0]

Lyra: No! I must study the people!

Celestia: No, Lyra... You ARE the people.

And then Lyra was a Human.

[PossiblyAsian]

Mass effect 3 ending right here.

[Clonetrooperkev]

ok here we go.

Shepard: No! I must kill the Reapers!

"No Shepard!" Zombie ghost boy said. "You are the Reapers!"

And then everybody playing ME3 dropped their controllers and began a new age of anger and destruction.

[russjug]

Halo plasma rifle

[thebioncdingo]

WHAT A TWIST!

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

@thebioncdingo You son of a bitch I was gonna say that D:

[mrchoochoohead]

I couldn't breathe for laughing at the anime whore shaking her hips

[SculptedThoughts]

Also, it's "Chimaera."

[SculptedThoughts]

I think you corrected some of his broken spelling.

[elmerozo2]

I MUST KILL THE FAGGOTS!

No, OP, you ARE the faggots!

And then OP got banned.

[G0ldbl4e]

"No! I must kill the kittens!" he shouted.

The alcohol barrel said "No, Urist. You are the kittens."

And then Urist was adopted by a cat.

[imarubberband]

"NO! I must kill the PCs!"

"No Steve," said Cook, "you are the PCs!"

And then Steve was a Window.

[widsithgrey]

Oh my god. I remember reading this! XD

[Scifimaster92]

"NO! I must kill the Harkonnens!"

"No Paul," said Duncan, "you are the Harkonnens!"

And then Paul was a sandworm.

(Considering that "Dune" and "Doom" are pronounced so similarly, I'm surprised that no one's already put up something like this.)

[HedgehogGamers]

Minecraft Player:NO! I MUST PUNCH THE TREES!

NO, said the pig, YOU ARE THE TREE

Then Minecraft player was a tree.

[wizardbaker]

No! I must kill the Sith!" Anakin shouted

"No Anakin" the emperor said "YOU ARE THE SITH"

And Anakin was Darth Vader

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

"No! I must stay out of trouble!" Cat-man said.

No, Cat," Guard said. "You are the Khajiit."

And then locks and pockets were picked.

[5I13lV7DI1293]

liek dis if u cry evry tiem

[PortalAmulet]

"No! I must stop the witches!" Sayaka said.

"No, Sayaka," Kyubey said. "You ARE the witches!"

And then Sayaka was mermaid.

[Ledslinger7777]

"No! I must top the comments!" Youtuber said.

"No, Youtuber," everyone else said. "You are the comments."

And then Youtuber was top comment.

[robdog941]

"Daddy, I want to be a fireman when I grow up!"

"No! You will be killed by the DEMONS!!"

[Totyma]

US: We must find who did 9/11!

Radio: No, US. You did 9/11.

And then the US did 9/11

(true story)

[lagunkaz]

@Totyma (conspiracy theory)

[SgtThom]

@Totyma

1/5.

[Totyma]

@SgtThom i dont get it

[MrFloppyFish]

@Totyma Leave it to YouTube to turn a not-to-be-taken seriously comedic video into a fucking troll-a-thon. GTFO.

[Totyma]

@MrFloppyFish shut up troll

[MrFloppyFish]

@Totyma I'M THE TROLL? Bitch, please.

[Totyma]

@MrFloppyFish well you're the one who act like one

[Fake1904]

good voice acting

[SirTobbii]

I used to be a zombie, then I got an arrow to the knee.

[TerraChimaera]

I must kill the john!

No, zombie, you are the john.

...and then the zombie was john.

[goddammitification]

damn that was funny, "oldered" and "plasmaed"

[sauroner112]

No, Shepard, you ARE the Reapers.

[jaxguy822]

"No, I must kill the Borg!"

"No, Jean-Luc, you ARE the Borg!"

And then, Picard was Locutus.

[sqweebel1]

good twist

[GoldenCenturion]

NO! I MUST KILL GHADAFI

NO JOHN YOU ARE GHADAFI

AND THEN JOHN WAS A LIBYAN

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

Paula Polestar: NO, I MUST PREY TO DESTROY THE GIYGAS

NESS: NO PAULA, YOU ARE THE GIYGAS

and so Paula was the Giygas...

[TheStringAction]

isn't this a bit rip off of the arby 'n' the chief movie 1?? when chief made a movie, the ending was the same

[GetReadySetTerrible]

@TheStringAction No, this is an internet meme and Jon says himself that he incorporates many memes into chiefs dialogue because he is the kind of moron who would make them up.

[TheStringAction]

@GetReadySetTerrible k didn't know that ;P

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

@TheStringAction This came first.

Chief's movie is a parody of this XD .

[majormax13]

"I want to be on the ships daddy."

"NO! YOU WILL BE KILLED BY DEMONS!"

Best reason to give up on your childhood dreams ever.

[jerzmacow]

watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M @ 1:51 "I MUST EAT ALL THE APPLES!" "No appljack! YOU ARE THE APPLES!"

[ReaperOfPears]

@jerzmacow I posted pretty much this exact comment on that video around the same time that you posted this here (1 week ago as of 10/24/2011). This is more than a little suspicious.

[jerzmacow]

@ReaperOfPears Go to /all_comments?v=xxAJqvslV7M and search "you are". I'm sorry but you aren't an individual flower of creativity.

[anangrygoldfish]

Space Marine: NO! I must burn the heretic!

Chaos Gods: No Space Marine, you ARE the heretic.

And then Space Marine was a Chaos Marine.

[a0001521]

RCT3 soundtrack?

[ItsMrSchnappi]

Twilight: "NO! I must find the doozy!"

"No Twilight," said Pinkie Pie, "you are the doozy"

And then Twilight was a Rapidash.

[ge5undhe17]

USMC Marine: I must kill some hadjis

Radio: No, Marine. You are the hadjis.

"And then the Marine did 9/11"

[1DarkMasK1]

Anarkin Skywalker: "No I must destroy the sith"

Radio: "No Anarkin you are the sith"

"And then Anarkin became a Darth Vader"

[Darktroller2]

Arthas: "No! I must kill the Scourge!"

"No Arthas," Said the paladin, "You are the Scourge!"

And then Arthas was Lich-King.

[ThaFreakymeL]

@Darktroller2 Epic.

[blublaw]

I laughed so hard that when my mom called me because i was sick and staying for school, i had to pretend to have violent coughing fit! XDDDD SOOOO FUNNY XD

[SANDVlCH]

'BUT DUMBLEDORE! I MUST DESTROY THE LAST HOCRUXE!'

'no harry, you ARE the last hocrux!'

and then harry killed himself.

[JasonChang55]

You ARE the...... Bannana

[Falesam]

"I will shoot at him!" Said the CyberDemon.

[mujiha]

No it's not, stupid. Just shut the fuck up and don't reply.

[Breeanski]

@mujiha you're just mad cuz your dad wouldn't let you on the ships

[mujiha]

@Breeanski You're...actually right... :(

[Breeanski]

@mujiha thats ok...me too :'(

[braindeadtvmaniac]

Uhh dumbass, Arby 'n' the Chief took it from this.

[mujiha]

@braindeadtvmaniac okay, i believe you; i won't argue over the internet.

[mujiha]

You stole the ending from Arby 'n' the cheif, douchebag

[YourMomBakesPies]

@mujiha

It's a meme, dumbshit.

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

@mujiha Nah, this is the original ending.

Chief's movie is a parody of this.

[trollface1231]

0:36

I wanna go on a intel run daddy

NO SON YOU WILL BE KILL BY SENTRY

[wlqos]

Urist Stukosadil waited. The lights below him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the fortress. He didn't see them but had expected them now for years. His warnings to militia captain Zasit were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now anyway.

Urist was a mace lord for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the !!Goblin Crossbowmen!! and he said to dad "I want to be on the fortress squad too daddy." Dad said "no, you will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

[wlqos]

@wlqos

There was a time when he believed him. But as he got oldered, he stopped. But now in the dwarven fortress of Crystalpeaks he knew that there were demons.

"This is Zasit" said the militia captain, "you must fight the demons!" So Urist gotted his ☼steel mace☼ and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons

[wlqos]

@wlqos "I will shoot at him" said the magma demon and he fired his poison dust. Urist maceed at him and tried to blew him up but then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No, I must kill the demons" he shouted.

But Armok said, "No, Urist, you are the demons."

And then Urist was a zombie.

[TheBlackOpticFTW]

"this is dumbledore. you must fight the horkruxes!"

so harry gotted his palsma wand and blew up the wall.

But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to cast.

"NO! I must destroy the horcruxes!"

"No, Hairy. You ARE the horcruxes!"

[signer0001]

@TheBlackOpticFTW It's funny because Harry is horcrux.

[TheShadowyPahria]

40k version: Brother Matiel: I MUST KILL THE Eldar!

No Brother you ARE the Eldar!

and then... Matiel was a Necron.

[TheShadowyPahria]

love the Space Marine bit :D

and just to start a flame war: the 40k Space Marine could own Master Chif easly.

[sErgEantaEgis12]

Courier: No! I must fight the NCR!

Mr. House: No Courier. You are the NCR.

And then the Courier was a trooper.

[i0npath]

If I see that fucking cat one more time

[asdasd439]

Anybody else think it's awesome how everyone uses the Gordon Frohman character model for John Stalvern and John Freeman?

[penguinface]

Laughing. For. Days.

[Noble6SPARTANB312]

Commander Shepard: I must kill the Reapers!

Illusive Man: No Shepard, you are the Reapers

And then Shepard was a husk.

[ryokashit]

terrible.

[ARecordMachine]

@ryokashit no ryokashit YOU are the terrible!

And then Rykoashit was a zombie

[Pyretix]

What a tragic story, moved me to tears :(

[Matthawk12]

Francis: I must kill the vampires!

Bill: No, Francis. You are the vampires.

And then Francis was a zombie.

[TehDevl]

A radio with arms. Oh my lawrd.

[DoomNeb]

Saxton Hale: NO! I must kill the hippies!

Administrator: No, Saxton. You are the hippies.

And then, Saxton was an anti-war singer.

[6spongey98]

"No! I must kill the Creeper!", Steve shouted.

Then Notch said, "No, Steve. You are the creeper."

And then Steve was a creeper.

[evilhealer]

"I must sap the buildings." Spy said

"No spy," said Engineer, "You are the buildings!"

And then Spy was a sentry

[SvSBlackOptic]

Oldered.

[Gonnakillyou]

Love the blood plasma. Nice idea.

[MrChemicalPony]

Frank West said NO I MUST KILL THE ZOMBIES

no said oatis. You ARE the zombies!

And then Frank West had a terrible sequel.

[BlockisticStudios]

Gordon Freeman said NO! I MUST KILL THE COMBINES!

No, said the Combines. You ARE the Combines!

And then Gordon was the Dark Man.

[ZOMbyNE]

The blood plasma thing was fucking hillarious.

[KampferXeon]

Master Chief isn't a marine, you know... Ah, why am I even trying, most people probably don't even know that Master Chief Petty Officer is a real rank in the Navy, but whatever...

Beautiful writing, by the way.

[BlockisticStudios]

@KampferXeon

spehss mahreen

[TheWindows2000Guy]

I must kill Justin Bieber

No Jake you are Justin Bieber

And then Jake was a Teeny Bopper



[twooffour]

@TheWindows2000Guy

Dude not funny.

[OrcishTroll]

@twooffour 42 other people obviously don't share your opinion.

[twooffour]

@OrcishTroll

Maybe because it's my opinion, not theirs?

At any rate, I was being ironic as in "ohmg dont say Justin Bieber". But whatever.

[lishakara]

@twooffour

>being ironic

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[EpilepticFoliage]

This is truly an international classic. The twist at the end showed that nobody is free from their internal foes, or "demons".

[MrFloppyFish]

I was memerized by the literary masterpiece that is Doom: Repercussions of Evil. I'm just sad that such genius writing is overshadowed by such pulp, crap literature as Animal Farm and Great Expectations.

[doom032]

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Gamerrr1996]

No! You will be kill by demons!

ASADSAGADGEQGHRWHRWHY#!TY#$@YH­REHEQGEQBHET

[poopskinTheLiar]

"No! you will be KILL by DEMONS!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"DAAAAAAAAANGIT!"

[Brelm]

An emotional plot twist to say the least. What this epic tale of tragedy and revenge is trying to convey is that deep down, we are all the demons in one way or another.

[mujuma]

@Brelm cool story.

[moviemowdown]

I must kill the na'vi

No Jake you are the na'vi

Then Jake was a furry!

[halofanteam]

@moviemowdown wut

[TARINunit9]

Jphn Stalvern, who was Gordon Stalvern's brother, was one day in a UAC space station typing on a control panel

[TheSquirrelMeister92]

Now I can't sleep.

So scared in case I am the demons.

(insert obligatory joke stating that *amount of people who disliked the videos* are the demons here)

[Darkgabo9]

@TheSquirrelMeister92 79 people are teh demons

:)

[sharperguy]

Best part was when he said "No John, you are the demons". For some reason it sounded awesome.

[aderandie2]

RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR!!!

[gigikun1]

really bad. absolutely awful

[mrmootheirrev]

And then 75 people was a zombie!

[instagib783]

This deserves a full-length feature film. In 3D.

[PhantomRenegade]

@instagib783 New Doom movie recently announced. Coincidence? Luls.

[shalkana]

I am the demons ? ... YeY I'm a skitzophrenic !!! I'll never be lonely again :)

j/k

[LiamWillowbrand]

John FREEMAN waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were COMBINES in the base.

(If you get the joke, a cookie for you.)

[anuca2]

Crazy twist ending FTW!!

[Kripter333]

lol

[Fangobra]

"NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS!"

Dads. They know shit. Listen to them.

[TheCayogMagor]

A truly moving piece. In reality, John had cracked from the memories of his father and this one's demonic warning. Even though the demons were not real, John knew of their presence. The demons had taken over John and as Joson told him to fight the demons, he was truly referring to John's own inner demons. Unable to withstand them, in a fit of rage he knocked himself out by destroying the ceiling. As Joson told John of him being the demons, the demons had won and had possessed his body.

[megabyter5]

If I had to find one flaw with this otherwise timeless classic, despite its genius in every other aspect, it's the plot hole regarding Cernel Joson telling John to kill the demons. It's a very subtle aspect of the character, reflecting the author's remarkable skill in saying so much with so little, but he seems to not know that John is the demons. This doesn't seem like it would be a problem, but it means he couldn't have contacted our hero at the end, leading the reader to wonder who was phone.

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[toms1266]

For your consideration, Library of Congress.

[hellknight50]

@UelsomPinto you mean you "plasmaed" your pants at the ending

[verothix]

.. better plot than twilights.

[ironsaber]

and now it was too late. far too late for now, anyway.

[statusisaway]

There's a theory I read somewhere that John actually going crazy at the UAC base, killing his fellow marines. The radio was actually a figment of his imagination. The marines said "he is going to kill us", and Cernel Joson said "I will shoot at him." He then shot John square in the chest, and John imagines the pain as the ceiling falling on him. And then, John was a corpse.

[chrisredfiud]

It's very similar to half life full life consequences in a way, right?

[95Q]

I really enjoyered that :D

[Ajoura]

Oh my, why everyone continue spelling "He IS going to kill us", though there was no "IS" in original text.

[FrankDaTank1218]

0:32 is the flashback noise from the TV show LOST lol

[Godfather91290]

Let's just say that I "plasmaed" my pants while watching this! :D

[demonspite]

73 people are a zombie.

[WillCreary]

turn on the captioning and go to 0:40

[chrisredfiud]

LOL arby n the chief made a reference about this

[TheVlajko]

lol blew up pink floyd the wall

[LordHonkInc]

This totally is missing a "DUN DUN DUUUUUNN!" at the end

[areev]

and then...

john was a zombie

[Everclear1981]

You know someone at Fox Studios is Saying they can make a movie out of this

[phantom1053]

I think my IQ just dropped 20 points

[chocolatedonut31]

HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[wickedfeylady]

NOW it was too late. Far too late for NOW anyway. That always happens to me..

[SlamageEntertainment]

John Stalvern was RAYNOR WHAT A TWIST!

[MrGmodlol61]

the translation makes this TO awesome.

[jslcapital78]

An idealist goes to Washington thinking he'll change the corrupt and inefficient government. He turns into one of them.

[zededd2000]

ok... now i must wait for my IQ to go back up... but despite it's apparent "CAN I HAS ENGLISH" it's pretty profound... and shares a simmilar plot to most childerens horror stories

[LookieHippie]

You know, and I know you're going to think I'm nuts, but this could be a relatively good one shot. I mean it. Clean the text, describe the events a bit better, give it more depth, change the premise just a bit, and this would become an okay fic. So, a complete re-write would make this a good fic. Yeah, it takes the lulz away, but still.

[SirDudebag]

69 people got killed by demons XD

[109Chrome109]

@SirDudebag

No...

63 people ARE THE DEMONS.

[DejectedPanda]

You are the demons! Goddamned, what a twist. David Lynch needs to film this stat.

[SirZelaroth]

so John created a new bread of zombies called Johnbies.

[Inkspeckle]

....and THEN....John was ZOMBIE.

[dyveira]

This is terrible.

[ThePrimith]

@dyveira I didn't realize that the scale of goodness actually loops back on itself, much like a donut. It is entirely possible for something to be so bad that it is actually extremely awesome.

That's what Doom: Repercussions of Evil is.

[KevinLounsberry]

@ThePrimith What really sells this is the excellent, serious narration.

[dyveira]

@ThePrimith

Or it could be so bad that it's just, you know, bad.

[ThePrimith]

@dyveira I dunno, Mystery Science Theater 3000 proved this concept in my mind, that a piece of garbage film can be, in fact, quite entertaining.

[darthteej1]

Love the space marine montage.

[halofreack8246]

..........WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrjerrick]

and tehn hairy pooter was eh zombie

[mrjerrick]

"This is dumbledore” the radio crackered. “You must fight the death eatz0rs! so hairy pooter gotted his wand and blew up teh wall.HE GOING TO KILL US” said the death eatz0rs "I will shoot at him" said teh cyberwizurd and he fired the haxx missiles

Hairy pooter shooted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must destory the horcruxes” he shouted

The radio said “No, hairy. You ARE teh horcruxes"

[MrMacSpiffy]

@mrjerrick And then... Hairy was a house elf.

[hillphyre]

@mrjerrick: I love you.

[narrat0r12]

@mrjerrick That's kind of how the story was in the book... xD