BEARS!!!

[soaponaroapDG]

@TheChinesea that is the the worst attempt i have ever seen.

[2GummyBearBlues]

I clicked on the video and it wasn't loading so I turned away and then I heard AUDIENCE and there was no one else in the room except my dog and I screamed

[kitkatkid09]

so the baby im watching was fussing so i started watching YouTube hoping it would calm her a little. She has been sitting here fascinated for the past 5 min xD thanks Toby!!

[maxxspin]

BEAR WRIST

[Vloggityvlogger]

(99,999 viewers) woohoo 100,000th viewer!

[m2cantread]

What kind of car do you have

[WOAH00000]

Railie daileys XD

[770Prodigy]

What about smokey the bear he taught me to roll a tree a puff puff

[EvanLividicus]

Why cant i buy the Turqoise Tuesday shirt on his website??

[corbin398]

thats funny that unoriginal, extremly repetitive, lousy-ass actor is the #1 guy on youtube there fukko to mutt zaki

[mrkc217]

monkey's throw poop at bears... bears clean it up. way of nature. ;D

[corbin398]

THIS SUCKS

=3. FOREVER. BEOOOTCH

[Mutzaki]

@corbin398 You mean that unoriginal, extremely repetitive, lousy-ass actor Ray William Johnson? I got so sick and fucking tired of his bullshit when it was just the exact same video, just different, uninteresting "stories".

[DrakwindOfDryWater]

..but the water says walmart :3

[Scorch247ftw]

@DrakwindOfDryWater Costco's on a budget........

[74hungergames]

i love this guy

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[malonbu]

-out in the forest- *meets a bear* "Hm...I wonder what I'll do now... I know, let's google it!"

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

someday i want to hand toby that fruit from Kingdom hearts that makes people stay together forever xD

[Mazdem]

I actually sneezed during this video.  Thank you for blessing my face.

[metalmish69]

look at his face when he burst out talking talking about farmville click 1:50 in this video

[Floydbeater87]

Is that for like the house and the items for house..??!!!?

[delta3eight]

imma hand you a bag of poop.. eat that.. lol

[sylm93]

i win a wrist band?...ohgfihodifvbhgsfiygysg­urygfosdigfiosagf yyyyaaaayyyy!!!!!!!!!

[sylm93]

second

[amberh2109]

What? Is this real life? You are awesome, but still a revolter of the "boops" :)

[jimbobbyrnes]

Toby would you eat a piece of crap if i handed it to you?

[BmxBikePro]

Who is Stephen? Why does he always say that name?

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@BmxBikePro stephen is a magical elf who lives off to the side and is never seen in videos. it is considered an insult if toby were to film him. he does many things at many times. you could say that he is the ninja of youtube xD

[XxlittleXbigXritsxX]

@Nike226 when was that??

[CaSCHWANK]

I used to work at Costco... it was kinda fun. Sorta.

[Lynnette941]

Next time I see a bear I'll grab some toilet paper. Got it. Thank you Toby! :)



[Moongal96]

@Lynnette941 me too

[HolyHogShit]

boxxy's brother? or just aflicted by the same speed talking desease?

[mustlovedoggahs]

You're kind of a spazz. You, Sir, have a new subscriber.

[laswan1122]

Please get slappy wrist bands.

[MaStAcRaCkA01]

cosco is awesome

[CookieMonstaLuvsU]

ur hot in a baby blue shirt!

[Nike226]

I'd so pay for a wrist band of darkness redness whiteness..... but not the slap bands. Back in my day they were taken out of schools because teachers thought they would cut our wrists.... oh memories.

[animefreakculicious2]

Did eat all your gifts from the audience? --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[SmileTodayPlz]

i eat everything people hand me :D

[DoppelQ]

You propably thought this video has bears. NOPE.

Chuck Testa.

[acesbabe287]

marry me!



[pinkfloyd873]

"And I was like OMNOMNOMNOM and he was like 'you weren't supposed to eat that...?' and I was like 'haha, I eat everything people hand me!'"

[mouldyteabag]

That was like a wrestling commentary:

"OOOOH, FARMVILLE, OVERTURNED."

[toughbail456]

Homecoming dance just started. I'm watching TobyTurner. And that's just fine.

[Shinymew4u]

It's funny because I have a real lisp.

And I'd TOTALLY buy one.

[GenericCoyote]

I want a Tobuscus shirt. it would be soft and cottony.

[Borg1269]

I think everyone should have at least one shirt that says Tobuscus on it... It should become a law NO a commandment!

Thou shallst own a Tobuscus t-shirt... I think it already is a commandment. Yeah I'm am pretty sure.. but it is quite some time ago that I read the Tobuscus. You know I crossed out "Bible" and wrote "Tobuscus" on it. I also crossed out every "God" and "Lord" and "Father" and replaced the words by "Tubuscus" man that took some time. True story.

[julielynn96]

BEARS? Nope. Chuck Testa

[mrchinaboy77]

T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thenofxer]

if its a brown bear, play dead if it charges. Black bear, make yourself look intimidating and big. fight it if you need to. But if your in bear country carry bear mace. But they wont mess with you unless you startle it.

[MrAkamarured]

it's not Idk what kind of geography you guys learn but australia is a country or maybe you call it australia just because 75% of the continent is the COUNTRY australia... don't forget new zealand is also part of the continent... or youre going to say new zealand is part of australia cause that may be offensive to their countrymen

[wldkat3540]

Australia is not a continent?..... please be kidding please... if not GTFO....

[chickenisgood32]

@wldkat3540 It actually is. So, yeah.

[MyNameIsVen]

next thing u know tobuscus will end up being president and the flag will change to a flag of darkness, redness, then whiteness and that would not be a problem for the world at all

[wanderbaseballertje2]

@MyNameIsVen Anthem would probably change to: Doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo subscribe.

[Dannysos21]

CHICAGO BEARS!?

[skaterat2004]

bears- put your head in their mouths

[chibigrunt]

Best part of Costco= free samples. I eat my lunch there.

[chibigrunt]

I thought the long-neck practice thing with the neck rings were in Thailand and Myanmar... huh.

[chibigrunt]

I thought the long-neck practice thing with the neck rings were in Thailand... huh.

[patinoina1]

SHIRT!!!!

[MsShmankYou14]

Australia...not a continent

Oceania...yes.

[123gleekout]

Tobbbbbbyyyyy <3

[MakeEasyonYourself]

you should make the band say EXACTLY "Potentially Darkness Redness and Whiteness"

[2703Susann]

who else could do a whole blog about toilet paper!? XD NO ONE BUT TOBY!

[blob22222]

europe god dammit europe?!

[Hutchiga297]

@blob22222 he said europe u retard, can u hear

[sampkboi]

I love waiting to see how the title works its way into the video :P

[miodowar69]

11 bears voted no! : (

[tash2494]

i wanna slappy wristband! :D



[masteralibabagenial]

for-loop.

[minecrafter453]

that bear taught us how to use toilet paper NOPE its chuck testa

[123rightangle]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Toby!



[nikki11oreo]

i will end up buying like 50 slappy bands then give them to random people and they would be like "whats a TOBUSCUS" and i probly have to explain but i still would do it...then id order 50 more...for myself! <(^-^v)

[DeadKittensAsylum]

I feel so clean when Toby cleans the smudge from my eyes... :D

[jdepp102]

Dear Toby,

I have an audition on Monday the 17th. Even if you don't act professionally, you're still a favorite actor of mine (for other things). So if you have any tips for me on performing in public, I would be eternally grateful. Thanks!

(Please like to keep at the top of the page)

[ThePoltergust5000]

GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER

[churros724]

it smells like hobo

[ManiacFlamer]

How do you win? Like the thing where at the video it says "Congrats to 'Insert Name Here'"

[OriginalPinkPenguin]

Toby...I feel like maybe, when you were a child, you stuck your finger in an outlet....and I kind of...love you for it xD

[MollZeid]

ME WANT A SLAPPY BAND, WILL YOU SHIP THEM TO THE UK?

[Qguardian]

omg 

[FateStation]

the video responses make no sense....

[noodi10]

EXTENTION CORDS.

[ScrapMetal420]

so many sponcers!

[JessiEllis36925]

OwO I WANT A SLAPPY WRISTY BAND OF DARKNESS REDNESS AND WHITENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evrchanging]

T-shirt boop!!!

[Thisismyusername1010]

Of course Zynga put the Farmville parody back up! Never underestimate the power of the Audience. :)

[narucloud2]

TOBY!!!! u r by far my favorite on youtube. tshirt?

[carcake13]

I dont no GOOGLE IT! lol

[carcake13]

Lol when ever you do a vlog your always are in your car!!

[ThatElliottDude]

( o Y o ) The best but this has nothing to do with the video

[3dpdp3]

:)

[Frediscoolerthanjosh]

@xTxOxBxYxTxUxRxNxExR (.Y.)

[tiocoolj]

@Frediscoolerthanjosh clevege fow teh win!

[xTxOxBxYxTxUxRxNxExR]

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[djmeperry]

My first Toby video I watched on my iPod.

[SlightlyXxHDxX]

@djmeperry I watched my first Toby video on my computer.

[Gavinprior1]

what?! :O its still called Charmin over in USA here in England the name changed to Cushelle D:

[RifleboytheLPfan]

LOL if a bear's chasing you GOOGLE IT!

[nightsparkled]

I use the red Charmin. My ass is more badass than your ass. It doesn't need the extra softness.

[EWSentinel]

If you're chased by a bear you're supposed to play cards with him, not dead. Of course the bear doesn't use real cards, he doesn't have thumbs for holding the cards, so he uses XBox, and it's pretty impressive because of the lack of thumbs.

[IllusionOfLife91]

Just had my first sneeze during a lazy vlog! But it was after Toby had already said bless you, does that make it invalid? D:

[manodrac1]

@IllusionOfLife91 Yes it does. Muahahaha I just crushed all of your hopes and dreams

[MrAkamarured]

AUSTRALIA ISN'T A CONTINENT! NOOOOOOO

[MikeRdam]

@MrAkamarured you're kidding right? you could at leastn have googled it before you made a comment

[MrAkamarured]

@MikeRdam

No i am not kidding the continent is Oceania... Australia is just a country from that continent, so is New Zealand... Get your facts

[rtess1]

@MrAkamarured australia is a continent ?

[fullmetalfrubafreak]

I WOULD BUY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE SLAPPY WRISTBANDS.

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

[UnesApproves]

Unlike so much on the Tubes, LazyVlogs just get better and better.

[raquasa1234]

slappy wrist bands? i would buy 40.

[Salacar]

Please Toby! Please play Dark Souls!

[axispowers92]

SELL THEM TOBY!!!!! I'LL BUY LOADS OF THEM AND MAKE A BODY SUIT OF DARKNESS AND WHITNESS.....because that's just what i do

[vegeto247]

Remind me if I ever meet you to hand you a loaded Desert Eagle :P 

[krisbleakley]

I would buy a bucket load of them toby

[MisteReflex]

Blurry camera for the win

[443556kill]

they give you toilet paper cause you constantly shit pants when you play games xD you should know only use old undies when gaming

[TheAmazingKoki]

hah, I got a stop bearfights ad

[NotSoGuitarHeroPheno]

I'd buy a slappy wristband of daredhiteness. (It's the now-official shortened version of Darkness Redness Whiteness. Deal with it. It's a thing now. I promise. I'm not lying, I swear.)

[TheBansheeBomb]

@NotSoGuitarHeroPheno hey, you cant decide things

[LockAndLoaded95]

boobies.

[TheGawhisper]

DARKNESS

[sk8erdude112358]

never did i ever think that my computer will make me watch a lazyvlog in 240p....AHHDFHDHLFBDFLBEROGTK$­WOTW$!!!!

[blazerboy7772]

i was watching this on my ipod when my dog jumped up onto my lap and started watching and i keep sayin look this is toby do you like him? :3

[needyverse]

You were probably near your highest level of hyper-ness in this Toby. The stuff about the $50 at the end was hilarious.

[ThaWarrior3500]

@DerpyDingo Do a little research and you'll find out that Australia is one of the seven continents. Maybe then you'll feel like less of a kindergarten student....

[DerpyDingo]

Australia is a country

[lolTNTuGOBang]

@DerpyDingo Your actually wrong.

[DerpyDingo]

@lolTNTuGOBang Prove it

[ashattack10]

@DerpyDingo I assume based on your name that you're from Australia? I'd like to think us Australians aren't as stupid as you. Do you even know what a continent is?

[DerpyDingo]

@ashattack10 I believed that a continent had to be broken down into countries. But apparently Australia qualifies as a country, continent and an island. Also, suck my dick

[ashattack10]

@DerpyDingo Good one. You are a true mother fucking genius. "Suck my dick"? That's clever, where'd you pick that one up?

[DerpyDingo]

@ashattack10 I said Australia is a country, and it is. And I was just offering, you mad bro? 

[ashattack10]

@DerpyDingo Haha not particularly, you?

[smingen]

t-shirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt >.<

[straps6661]

i just love you so much toby, your videos carry such deep special messages!!

[Kathazoid555]

BEARS..... RUNNNNN!!!! :P x

[ET3RNALW0LFA7X]

when he gives you a free teeshirt does he message you becuz i dont watch all his vids cuz sadly my internet is to slow and i dont know if i have won one yet?

[Smithy463]

You use us to get you free darkness redness whiteness items! :(..

But I'm ok with that.....

[AW350M3P4NC4K3]

@TonyLopez0127 :(

[turtleguy701]

So since they gave him his products that he bought why wouldn't he eat those too?!?!!?

[TheCalicoCaiman]

probably so you can wipe your butt to darkness than redness then whiteness.

[SwirleyVlogChronicle]

WHERE IS THE DARKNESS?!?!?!

[xXRaivenWingsXx]

I wonder just how many people are gonna send him darkness redness whiteness slappy wrist bands XD

[Lm701]

Forza is makin it tough to keep up with the buscus.

[Shadow060393]

I shall now honor bears for teaching us to use toilet paper. thankyou bears <3

[iLOVEturtles21]

i have a slappy wrist watch!



[MrAwsome944]

im back!

[pvtaylor10]

I would buy one

[mitcheljbarnett]

I heard while and was like "Toby if you say butt I will pee everywhere."

[LivingintheShire]

You are awesome.

[SuperSonicBreadman09]

For the people wondering where Stephen sits during vlogs in the car, he is a tiny person that sits on the dashboard

[Arkenarge]

Nope, Chuck Testa

[deathbysocks32]

A Toby haiku, horribly written but with lots of love so it balances out. DON'T JUDGE ME!

Toby is the best

His lazy vlogs make life fun

Keep up the awesome

[NekoRaver]

Toby, dont actually use toilet paper to wipe a camera lense, its still made from wood fibers and can scratch the lens. use a micro fiber cloth.

[SilentSerenity10]

Id love a shirt :) yet another video that brightens up my day!

[Mutt709]

How to get a Tobuscus shirt:

uuuuhhh......uuuuhhhh.....*ins­ert random funny quote from video*

*intert "lol" "haha" or "i love you"*

thumbs up

[AntibacterialCloths]

D.R.W Tobuscus on your wrist band.

[Rablax77]

@MrWesleySawyer A school that goes by Toby's Intro/Outro of "Darkness then Redness then Whiteness"?! AWESOME!

[Akuma2unlimited]

lol eat the receipts

[777kunk]

Wrist and of darkness redness and whiteness ftw

[MrWesleySawyer]

MY SCHOOL COLORS ARE BLACK, RED, AND WHITE!

[christianryanchan]

I WANT A WRISTBAND!!!! :D

[oOmindeeOo]

Ahhhh wristbands!! I love wristbands!!!! Ill buy like a bajillion. Give or take, probably take...