The Dream: Roy and HG on the misfortunes of New Zealand

[marcellin20a]

ironically given the 'home advantage' we (nz) had having expats in Australia, this was by far our worst Olympic games. Sydney will be remebered for kiwis for all the wrong reasons. I heard the Brits only manage 1 medal at the sydney olympics too.Shocking but this video is funny

[nath1356]

don't new zealanders perform at their best when they're sitting down going backwards. hahaha

[Amunication]

new zealands national animal is a flightless bird, i think that is quite appropriate for new zealand ;)

[therearenowordssleft]

@Amunication and what does Australia have then?

[Amunication]

@therearenowordssleft

A Kangaroo

[therearenowordssleft]

@Amunication And...

[Amunication]

@therearenowordssleft

Koalas, don't confuse our coat of arms with our national animal.

No-one thinks of emus as our national animal.

[therearenowordssleft]

@Amunication Ah...they are both our national animals, look it up.

[therearenowordssleft]

@therearenowordssleft Wikipedia...as pointless as this argument is

[Amunication]

@therearenowordssleft

If we had to choose a single national animal it would undoubtably be the Kangaroo soooo Kangaroos are our national animal (singular) which can kickbox with the best of them while new zealand has a little flightless bird that could fit snuggly inside a Kangaroos pouch lol.

[therearenowordssleft]

@Amunication oh there's no doubt an emu would smash a kiwi if it had to, no contest

[Amunication]

@therearenowordssleft

I see you like The Go-Betweens you have good taste in music ;)

[WorldSacred]

bradlez996, no I think the problem was that they BLOCKED an underarm that was supposed to be hit for 6.

[SUSMYB69]

fucken australians....lol....dont worry bradas, we'll get them back this year!!

[360AdidasGirl]

I love the last bit - 2nd place getter cant beleive NZs got gold. lol.

[FOWLable]

New Zealanders perform at their best sitting down going backwards

Gold!

[gurcho12]

hahahahha love these guys. electroplox, we dont want you to like us, we just want you all to go home, fuck off out of our country. beat it

[electroplox]

this is exactly why kiwis fuckin hate Australians.

[browndog1980]

Tissue sweetheart?

[timtamtyrant]

@gurcho12 grow up arsehat

@electroplox ...and yet so many of you choose to live here. Understand hun, we mock yous coz we luv yous. Hehe ... ewes ... NZ ... hehe....

8P

[youandyamum]

@timtamtyrant - arsehat?! I'm gunna use that

[CalluW]

@timtamtyrant we only send you the ones we don't want so that we can raise both our countries IQ's remember ;)

[lilmiss0505]

we cant help it that u guys suck hahaha

these guys made the 2000 olympics!!! =)

[TheBrotherRat]

fuck off, if ya wernt that bad then we wouldnt be bagging you

[croweater75]

who gives a flying fuck listen to gurcho 12 and take the hint

[lapalad]

Get a life!! They took the piss out of Australian competitors as well.And there were no jokes going around New Zealand when ONE AUSTRALIA sunk at the Americas cup?? Learn to laugh at yourself and grow up

[ceskazbrojovka17HMR]

@electroplox Exactly why there are over 500,000 living here ay mate?

[Paroxysm77]

The Dream Is The Greatest Sporting Program to ever exist

BRING IT BACK!

[AustralianBushman]

I agree 100%

It would be pure gold to have it on DVD.

[DrDay87]

hahahahahhahaha

[UHtiger]

I really don't understand what australians see in these guys, they're dry and predictable. I don't think I've ever laughed at anything they've said.

[danichols49]

have a look at some of their other work, particularly in commentating on the gymnastics - they use banter, caricature, hyperbole and nonsensism. Its light and not meant to be taken too seriously

[bradlez996]

Kiwi's are shit at cricket too. I mean, they can't even hit an underarm.

[360AdidasGirl]

@bradlez996 haha or you could also say that Australia are bad sportsman.... :)

[MayorRitzia]

He probably means the Reverse Cowgirl (a sexual postition) lol

[sushiman02]

just a little bit of innuendo

[RugbyHunter13]

...rowing

[chasersbf]

Let's not forget why Australia and New Zealand are so close. It is Anzac day tomorrow remember.

[mwkdavidson]

Loved Roy's comment about the Kiwi who won the Gold medal for the coxless scull: "and don't New Zealanders perform best when they're sitting down and going backwards" ... but there are just as many good Kiwi jokes about Aussies of course

[tinhorn]

liar - tell us one.

[agsibarani]

When former New Zealand prime minister Robert Muldoon was questioned about increased levels of emigration from New Zealand to Australia, he responded that these migrants "raised the average IQ of both countries."

:)

[RugbyHunter13]

hahaha niiice..

what do you call 15 Kiwis watching the rugby world cup final?

the all blacks

[fjbutch]

lmao,,,yes pay that one...so clever...*****

[vertigo8]

oh shut

[magicmuffins7]

Haha love the last comment _b

[touchespoo]

lol OH SHIT!

[BipedalHumanoid]

Poor Kiwis. Why is this slander considered ok while such comments would be considered racist or xenophobic when issued against many other countries.

[glekozip]

Because unlike you and many other so called liberal idiots, Kiwi's have a sense of humour. If you ever travel to New Zealand, ask them to ragail you with some aussie jokes.

idiot

[BipedalHumanoid]

Jesus dude. Did you misplace your meds again?

[glekozip]

idiot

[BipedalHumanoid]

Don't go giving yourself a coronary now will you...

[jhinkin]

New Zealand is Australia's Canada.

[agsibarani]

And Australia is New Zealands Mexico....

[NicoleNa666]

@jhinkin New Zealand is Australia's bitch more like it.

[novocastrian666]

it's only a joke...australians and new zealanders are not really different peoples - they're "family" and you can have a joke with your family, while it couldn't be done with other countries. the new zealanders wouldn't be offended by this - they'd just make jokes back at us. very funny.

[tommoshuffle13]

they arent as public with their australian jokes lol.

[kingtide42]

New Zealand , a joke in itself... lol.

[TimmiQ]

"New Zealanders always do their best when their sitting down going backwards".

I wont forget that for a long time :P

[muddwell]

consistently funny guys these two. awesome combo.

[simpsonsfan2007]

Love that Kiwi basketball player!

[GodBlessAmerica3]

Ha Ha I HATE NEW ZEALAND TOO!!!!

[darito90]

ur american.

[Clayton240183]

Haha agreed, we (New Zealand had a bit of a shocker in Sydney, despite it being so close to home. Didn't do to badly in Beijing tho

[rustyboi]

haha hilarious!!

[1stroundknockout]

aussies are gay!!!!

[AkiKisaragi]

Yeah, we're a pretty happy lot.

[eggflip08]

pft, nice comeback...

[lapalad]

Takes one to know one

[stroudama]

Bring back The Dream! 2012 London Dream! It has to be done!

[EvKrusty]

Im a kiwi, I respect Australian sport...they bring out the best in us

and I love Roy and HG...classic Aussie humour....do they still do the alternative State of origin commentary these days??

[Brendanvio]

Yep, and still fucking hilarious too.

[EvKrusty]

never forget the Benny Elias "Crimean War" call back in the day had us all in stitches...glad to hear they're still doin it

[deadeyeDD]

festival of the boot covers the afl final too

its awesome

[zimbos05]

our love our rivalry between aus and nz....its too good.

[VCMCambo]

Their on Triple J now! still funny as hell

[siuphilip]

It's a shame there's no Dream 2008

[zimbos05]

these guys are great. hope they have a show for the olympics.

[widgit007]

"Roys an absolute Kiwi freak, 'cause he loves bagging them." Sorry all the Kiwis i love, but me too.

[emeZxX]

LOL i liked the free throw.

[pat4281]

lol...nice1 u ignorant prick

[Cryptuffocation]

Guess who here's the sheep dipper???

[b3108]

"don't new zealanders perform at their best when they're sitting down going backwards..." hahahahaha!!!