Morgan Murphy - Sexting

[chamblizi]

SHE HIS HOT AS HELL OMG!

[imasonfree]

Her texting "Okie Dokie" would have fucked my whole mood up. Who the fuck says, "Okie Dokie" during a sexting session.

P.S. Why is it that women always make jokes about sex during their show?

[NepolianZeeBean]

Sex is what I would like with her.

[stride7860]

A gay pirate? I think he would say something more along the lines of "Cum in me eye!"

[eastaggie]

her hands give freddy cougar a run for his money

[RenegadeRoller]

if is ee this budwiser commercial one more time im going to punt a baby

[catojoergensen1985]

@RenegadeRoller That was funnier than the video. Punt a baby. HAH!

[Varghjarta]

Wow, I want more of her!

[Kaoelol]

"My body, is ready"

[yondaime4000]

My area is ready.

[necessary4evil]

More of a female Steven Write.

[yonny1994]

this chick looks like the dyke in terminator 2

[g3t4r00m]

LOOOOOOOOOOL pirate part killed me

[Camphibious]

the tags for this video are hilarious

[soccerkid360]

dude.....that was funny

[moocher2121]

Pretty good, though punchline wasn't hilarious. I bet long-form she comes out better.

[MomImHungry]

It's shitty when the advertisement is almost as long as the vid.

[leonidasx666]

She's got 'gollum' hands.

[KyuubiMinato]

Doesn't matter, had sex lol

[nickgeezy6]

The sad part is... I still came.

[gellerstyles1]

i didnt know steven wright turned into a bangable woman

[zigzigzig]

please move the mic away from your mouth?

[lslewis]

Reminds me of the 90's and the Grundge Era...and that's a very good thing.

[bluehatkid13]

id take a pic from her..haha

[DLRisVH]

Hey Laugh Factory. Lose the fuckin censorship or I'll un-subscribe!

[UnleashthePhury]

I'd cum in her eyes, but chicks still aren't funny...

[TheMikeCheung]

Since when did Shaun White start doing comedy?

[RedRobot2point0]

@TheMikeCheung Booooo ha

[Jebus495]

NICE :D

[bboybram]

If this happend to me it would be only funny to ME... But I like her style need to see some other stuff of her ... I think she's normally funny

[dustybeijing]

Naked Battlestar session is sexy enough for me.

[crowtheartist]

This made me incredibly horny. The fact that she actually talked about some guy wanting to cum in here. It was hot. Most comedian women would have made a silly joke about it, or just something not sexy. This was hot.....She has good delivery, but needs better material.

[peppermintmmeringue]

She was really great. Love her delivery.

[blahblahblahman]

@frizzybob

Um, I have a question...why does every man expect every woman to be some fucking "sex symbol"? Why is it that all of the guys posting on this video are only talking about how she looks? How attractive she may or may not be, or could potentially be if she would "straighten her hair" and wear "sexier clothes".

She's just a comedian, she's not standing up there to feed your beastly sexual desires.

[heatbucspies55]

@robertgaudlitz

Yeah, she seems like she's not trying to look good but she does naturally.

And she's funny.

[qcenaman]

censoring the word cum? lol... wtf...

[69Papple]

Reminds me of a female Louis CK lol

[sarahspiano]

@69Papple no one compares to Louis CK. She good but not that good.

[solpapisolmook]

@sarahspiano Bill Burr is on level with Louis CK.

[MAZ1N00]

@69Papple blasphemy

[gregorcollins]

@69Papple That's an insult to Louis CK. This woman is funny, but LCK is a genius. I know why you made the comparison and there have been worse comparisons, but it would be like comparing something to God. Just sayin.

[froggy2991]

@69Papple really? she seems equally as strange but not nearly as neurotic

[djcake82]

well the punch was little bit anticlimatic but I like her pace theres somethin funny bout her

[LAComedyAwards]

Thanks for posting

[robertgaudlitz]

@frizzybob nah, this messed up look, didn`t have that in a while :)

[StacksNyc80]

Since when has blood been blue? It is certainly RED so take a few moments and think about that and then get back to us, and don't kill yourself over it, we all make mistakes.....peace

[RebornLegacy]

@StacksNyc80

Technically yes, when it's deoxygenated it appears blue, but really it's just a deeper shade of red. Then again, what are we vampires?! Who gives a shit.

[StacksNyc80]

@RebornLegacy LoL as long as we all agree that her stand up act was not funny and that blood is red inside our bodies, it's red when they use a needle to take it out of our bodies and it's red if it's all over the concrete, then yes I agree, who gives a shit!...(oh and vampires aren't real) peace!

[enduremiller]

@StacksNyc80 holy shit you really think bllod in its natural state is red? No its blue, the MOMENT it hits oxygen it turns red... chemestry 101! When you look at your veins do you see blue blood coursing through it or red blood, or do you think your veins are actually blue?

[StacksNyc80]

@enduremiller I know that you're joking, right? to be honest I never took chemistry, in fact, I'm a nyc high school drop out, but I have the sense to know that blood is always red, allow me to demonstrate - When the doctor takes blood out of your arm with a needle and the blood fills up the tube, what color is it?.....don't hate yourself, you were just misinformed....peace!

[TrickWithAKnife]

@StacksNyc80 You were half right. Blood that has oxygen in it is red. Blood without oxygen is blue. Most blood IS red in the body, except when it has delivered the oxygen to where it needs to be.

[StacksNyc80]

@TrickWithAKnife Hello, I knew I shouldn't of dropped out of 9th grade, but lets try this again, putting wikipedia information aside for the moment, if we may.....Do you mean to say that if I stuck a needle into a certain vein somewhere in your body and pulled your blood into a tube (tubes have no oxygen in them when withdrawing bodily fluid) that it would be blue??? Let that marinate in your mind for a few moments and let me know what you think...peace!

[TrickWithAKnife]

@StacksNyc80 I think you are right. Blame my old high-school teacher for the mis-information. Actually doing a bit of googling revealed that de-oxygenated blood is a dark maroon colour, not blue.

[StacksNyc80]

@TrickWithAKnife It's weird because I don't think that there is a real answer anywhere on the internet lol but all it takes is a moment of contemplation to come to what seems to me to be the truth of the matter, but then again, what the hell do I know? lol....How did I get so sidetracked anyway, I came here to laugh lol, I guess the comedian failed and I had to find another form of amusement....Peace!

[acmulhern]

@TrickWithAKnife lol, course it's not blue in real life. that's to make diagrams easier to understand when you're learning it. blood's always red, just the more oxygen the lighter, the more carbon the darker (which makes sense when you look at burnt stuff, it's also high in carbon). but the difference is very minimal, only a few shades difference really

[GorgonDrageil]

I saw a sexy girl in the thumbnail and the word "sex" somewhere in the title. So, naturally, as a red-blooded mammal male... I clicked it.

And it was good.

[yonnyboy3]

@GorgonDrageil blood is actually blue... but good try sir

[clanbigger4]

hahaha she's hilarious. More of her material please?

[votumseparatum1]

I love her dry delivery. lol.

[BootyBot]

wow this girls hella funny. more than a lot of dude comedians

[judikerr]

FINALLY NEW VIDEOOO

[mrjones918]

I like her demeanor. Haha she's hilarious

[ninjarearJG]

LOL ARRRR CUM IN ME EYES



[00belief00]

@ninjarearJG thank you for fucking up the punch line in the eyes

[flargicaldemon]

rofl, also 2nd

[sandmb1kes]

: D