Marcus Brigstocke - Planet Corduroy (4of8)

[MrBatesHD]

Check it!

[TheDeadlyCabbage]

I live in bromsgrove.

[hyacynth101]

What more is there to say, the man's a genuis.

[XOXheartAmy]

The English might've had our oil, but we've got their nukes!

[EctoSpectricity]

"zat is ze sun" "oh right..."

[clonecommander62]

The dislikes were David trying to block nine more extensions

[Metalandproud]

"Make it bright!! I want a vivid drink!! A Furious looking brew!!"

[Wrekkit1]

I personly dont want Scotland to become independant, not for my sake but for theirs, Alex Salmonds patry has no sane plans and lets face it, you should never trust a party with the words 'nationalism', 'national' or 'nationlist' in their name

[Walesftw]

haha wales the child of britain. aye, fair enough :P

[xXiTaKeOuTZzXx]

@ 250TROJAN dont like it dont watch it you extension blocking prick

[NarinedeNamuis]

He does a Texas accent EXTREMELY well, lol

[binashraf]

8 members of the EDL and nick griffin disliked this video

[jimmyguitarman]

the moral of this story... marcus' next door neighbour david is an extension blocking fucking moron

[250Trojan]

9 thumbs down. This person's videos derserve even more.

FUCK OFF, CUNT

[Stevie2Sxc]

@250Trojan then why be here? you lame weirdo. get a life

[Thetrue13th]

@250Trojan U MAD BRO?

[MajinMustang]

Irn-Bru's not really that bad :o

[MrBenjalo]

His accents really are an art. He jumps between them flawlessly

[Eggweg]

oooh, what with litigation culture spreading throughout the land, i wonder if that fella David sued him over this? :)

[iselldreams]

Mon Scotland!!! Love this makes me cry laughing you rock xxx

[ska2808]

Is it just me, or does his Scottish accent actually sound a lot like Frankie Boyle? XD

[ska2808]

@ska2808 Well, the first one anyway.

[AzashValim]

Why are the Scots apparently really short?

I love Marcus, though. He is one of the funniest people I have ever seen.

[erazordjinn]

Is he a comedian or a politician? I actually agree with most of the points he's making, but he's so busy telling everyone his views he forgets the funny bits.

[bareakon]

@erazordjinn there are points when it becomes less of a comedy show, more of a rally / lecture

[ougal84]

one of the unfunniest pieces of BS that I have ever listened too... making fun out of rape... I used to think he was dunny... Tit

[lancitty4ever1]

@ougal84 He's not actually making fun of it; he's making a point of how ridiculous his neighbour was being.

[frusciante39]

@ougal84 well done mate, you've absolute completely failed to get the entire point of the joke. Pat yourself on the back - you genius

[gnryeah]

David sounds like a prick, may I punch him?

[Fireworkatheart]

God forbid you block Marcus Brigstocke's extension.

[livewire1989]

Love the Scotland bit :) (and I'm Scottish) although in John Smeaton's defence, they guy he punched had just tried to kill thousands of innocent people. If there's ever a time when it's ok to punch a guy in the face, it's then! On fire or not, no excuse! ;-)

[AzashValim]

@livewire1989 Same dude. I'm Scottish too. But he's just funny as hell.

[SmileyFace6796]

note to self: NEVER block marcus brigstocke's extention ! :)

[Britishsuperstar]

oh my god the brum accent sounded like my dad! haha

[JWBails]

"im no' eatin tha' its go' fruit in it"

[isaac2k9]

the tagline for this is keeping me in suspense...

[thewilloffire08]

"there's a bloke on fire shouting "Allah",bah what should we do?"

"FUCKING DOWN HIM!"

[happeninholly]

"What the f**k's that?"... "Zat eez ze sun." "Oh right... It's burnin' my eyes!" I LOVE Marcus Brigstocke!

[vintageangelrees]

@happeninholly I thought he sounded a little like 'Andy' from Little Britain when he did his scottish accent during that routine. I like Marcus Brigstocke a lot think he's absolutely hilarious.

[Sarkrum]

@happeninholly "I can na help it, that is amazing!"

I absolutely love that bit, probably my favorit of the entire show :D

[happeninholly]

@Sarkrum Hehe me too I LOVE that bit! Also love the way he says "Oooh. Aren't we lucky to... be here on Sundaybatteredchipnight."

[Nammael]

He blocked my extention!!!!

[JWBails]

I love the scotland bit :)

[ElectricalBadger]

Iron Bru = Orange Lemonade.

[holcat27]

What sort of nasty, hideous brain do you have to have to think that THAT is why poeple want to come to this country, what a fucking moron... PLUS, he blocked my extension.

[GotenksJr]

"You know what that egg needs...Meat and Batter"

I love that line.

[Darkstar263]

"I'm not eating that, it's got fruit in it"

Genius quote

I can't believe I only just first heard of this guy today, he's awesome.

[megaman2000]

Irn Bru is the best!!

[Redroosda]

Where else would a man who's already on fire be punched in the head? Man the Scottish, gotta love em!

[sopho01]

@Redroosda ooooooooh yeaaaah we scots are legends :]

[ShanksDChopper]

@Redroosda That's the thing about Scotland. As an Englishman through and through I truly enjoy mocking the Scottish, as I'm sure they do with us. But, at the end of the day, they've got character and they're damn useful and I'm glad to have them so close. Rather them than France, ey? ;-P

[gnryeah]

hahah, he's done soo much...radio...comedy...King Stupid (tv program lol)

[Catherine3234]

OMG! Never realised that was him, aha! Wow.....

[gnryeah]

Yeah :P

[SeeThinkFall]

best bit of the whole show. I love how riled up he gets over ignorance and racism!

[Slapbass13]

Fuck you David.

[BlexxiBlade]

David sounds like the kind of person i'd like to Bitchslap.

[1888celticbhoy1888]

im scottish and i thought the whole scottish part was one of the best parts of the whole show

[VirtusOfANex]

Yeah I have to agree it probably the best bit if not one of the best.

[VirtusOfANex]

Wow i've seen loads of people complaining that he is being racist about the scotish i'm scottish dipshits and he is brilliant.

[frasei28]

Hell yeah! im scotish born and bred and i laughed lol

[mattdot666]

His bit on the scots was good (Y).

[TeenageProgrammer]

face at 0:02/0:03 is win.

[jeroennickman]

He was on fire john!

[Kristoffee]

man, fuck the trident missile

[RaaaytselM]

kalkenbranner, thank u for uploading this :D

[KonsharPaHuvet]

FUCK HIM! He blocked his extension!

[FMCritx]

I wished I lived in Britian so that I could watch him live!

[pfalky2k]

fekn hell! no even we batter our chips! & we batter mars bars, fek'sake! wierd fekrs. & ye wonder that we want to go our own way? lol

[pfalky2k]

HAW YOO! thurr nuhin rrrang wi' deed swan! is lang is ye bat'urrrr ut furrrst, gurrri'upye ;) lol

[Tathrim]

make it oranger then an orange lol

[Rainb0wGirl]

whats the last he says when the scots land in France? at 04:04. I have a hard time understanding the accent and im not english...

[Stevie2Sxc]

"I'm no eating that it's got fruit in it."

[Rainb0wGirl]

:D thanx alot

[NotJames1]

I'm not eating that it's got fruit in it

[kitcaless]

I'm not eating that, it's got fruit in it...

[FMCritx]

I'm not eating that there's fruit in it

[TheDarkHippy93]

Make it bright!!! I want a vivid drink...

[KaiserWillbert]

lmao, I'm actually from Bromsgrove. xD

[asbocollector]

Yeah mate, Sunday, battered chip night...

[LichDoomFire1]

I am scotish too but i dont care i find it funny all about iron bru XD

Fuckin Hilarious

[ghrf65g]

I am scotish. He makes us seem like idiots.

[BennyJ69]

He makes everyone seem like idiots lol

[GuitarsForGroupies]

'what shall we do?'

'fucking down him!'

ahaha. X

[commaderjam]

i love the rape rant !!!!

fuck fuck fuck that fat tory/bnp bath stopping bastard,

jokes, im a greeny liberal too!

[kai1986]

i love marcus but he shoulda researched the guy coming to sell coca cola to the scots cause coca cola is made in atlanta georgia

[beefneck222]

not every coke producing plant is in georgia :P

[kai1986]

i knew that dude i just mean the conglamrotie organisation started there and is the best production plant is there its the home of coke

[BaldricksInferior]

no where else would a man who was ALREADY on fire be punched in the head

[fitlyf08]

good point about the immigration, we ( being scottish ) have no ecconomy and would crumble really. alex salmond is a fuckin idiot

[craziepopz]

plus he blocked my extension

class

x

[TwistingWays]

IRON BREW!!!

Fantastic drink!

[fitlyf08]

IRN BRU actually

and its fuckin class :D

[3infactapples]

yup! and it genuinly is a hangover cure XD

[thenageone]

he BLOCKED his extension!?

this atrocity will not go unpunished...

[LORDCAL1GA]

DEATH TO THE EXTENSION BLOCKER

[TrebleClef35]

Wow he sounds like my old head tracher when he speaks scottish, but then he got arrested...

[mat1873]

lol you need to try them :)

[wallyallyally]

"You gotta stay ... for the Welsh"

Actually made me cry with laughter!

[rugbycrazyrugbymad]

@wallyallyally me too and I'm welsh

[calumsensible]

shut up. he was having a laugh.

your probably a celtic fan.

im a hibee and my best friend is a jambo and i say shit about his team all the time and he doesnt bother, he knows im having a laugh and not really serious.

just like Marcus was here.

[mat1873]

football is for fucking idiots and i was making a comment about him i dont care what you think ok...frankly i dont give a fuck what you think..you wouldent start arguing with me in the street would you?...nah just hide behind yer computer screen fuck you

[calumsensible]

So you dont belive that we should have the right to free speech either?

what a mong.

[jonno281090]

mat1873 youre doing exactly the fucking same. "hiding behind a computer" you hypocrite. how sad to you have to be to threaten someone online for christs sake? and to be fair noone else gives a fuck what YOU think. you just make yourself sound like an idiot

[leeloz11]

I live in Bromsgrove :O and their actually called Orange Chips xD

[Neinjuice]

what are they like en?

[VanWhistler]

I Googled the name John Smeaton. He has his own Wikipedia page. How cool is that?

[Neinjuice]

ahahaha! I made this Brummy builder say "sunday battered chips". He did say it and I did crease up but he obviously thought I was two cakes short of a picnic. lmfao!

[floydzeplizzy]

what does it mean "blocked my extension?" it's probably a stupid question, but i'm not English.

[MrBungle251981]

Extension = Adding an extra room to a house.

Block = If your neighbours are worried about the construction process (noise, traffic etc.) or if they are concerned about loss of privacy, loss of views, overshadowing etc., they can make a comment concerning your building application to the Council. That means neighbours can influence whether you get a building permission.

Marcus & his wife wanted more room for the new baby but couldn't build because of a complaint of their neighbour David.

[DemstarAus]

Is there a waiting period before you can apply again or do you have to hire a hitman and make friends with the newbies?

[formerfan]

"PLUS, he blocked my extension!"

Great, just brilliant! Love this man. :D

[ficklefiend]

You've gotta stay, for the welsh.

So true, lol!

[acledmaiden]

Oi, but it is true we welsh do depend on england. Even though Wales hates England so.

[skamp25]

So generally Wales is leeching off something they hate?

Wow, and I thought nobody would take the whole "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" thing seriously...

[acledmaiden]

by leeching off do you mea doing all the work while the english seem to get richer and richer? e.g mining in Wales.I'm not saying we have a hate for every single english person, but its like a friendly rivalry for the country. Also the UK leeches of the US and we are basically america's bitch, so dont act like its just the welsh.

[skamp25]

No, by leeching I mean just clinging onto something and not letting go, rather like my dog when he gets a little horny and seems to like my leg a bit too much.

And yes we do suck up to the American's a bit too much but theres not much we can do to get the UK to crawl out of America's behind unfortunatly, so we are sort of stuck.

[Neinjuice]

England and Wales do need each other though, even if Wales needs a bit more than England does. lol.

[staindfury]

Lol.. im welsh so im on your side with the whole retarded internet argument thing.. but UK doesnt leech off the US.. well if we do it doesnt benefit us anyway what so ever.. its the US that have got us into the recession atm.

[benarielraven]

oh dear... he made one mistake... Scotland isn't the only country where the national soft drink outsells Coke or Pepsi. Peru has Inca Cola which doesn't have such a large share of the Peruvian market as Irn Bru has of the Scottish market but it still outsells Coke and Pepsi. just thought you'd all like to know that... but, even though I'm Scottish, I love this show. thanks for uploading it

[WearWolfeAssassin]

If you are conservative why is THAT your username?

Seriously I'd like to know.

[quanDeag]

Okay, then i hope you have fun going on holiday in UK.

[robdaman18]

british culture is extremly borin!!!! let em come!!! (maybe we can get rid of pricks like u when u get on ur ark!! lol)

[waylander1978]

I can think myself thank you, which is why I've been able to reject the hatemongering propaganda which makes up the vast majority of the British media.

Whilst many of the right wing sheep I've come across seem to have lifted their farcical ill informed options straight from reactionary morons like Richard Littejohn or Jon Gaunt.

[djwedgewood]

He's funny, intelligent and absolutely spot on.

Class.

[majooismajor]

PLUS>>>HE BLOCKED MY EXTENTION

lol

[robdaman18]

All daily mail readers r racist pricks!!! all hail the Brigstocke!!! lmao

[Stevie2Sxc]

hear hear!

[misamisa12345]

I cant agree more! I'm taking part in a journalisum degree and I havent met one teacher who hasnt said that all daily mail readers are pricks!

[misamisa12345]

In case you didnt see I didnt deal in 'absolutes'. I expressed it as an opinion of journalism lecturers (one, who I might add, worked for the Daily Mail and says what she heard and saw while working there disgusted her.)

[PHharlem]

get a life they are all wankers and pricks n should be shipped of to their own island

[PHharlem]

i mean daily mail readers no one else :)

[FuriousTealeaf]

yes, really

[JohnnyH1982]

MARCUS IS THE FUCKING MAN!

[ZachValkyrie]

I'd follow that tour!

Marcus Brigstocke's wife rape tour of the fucking world!

[fifelassie91]

Love him. Whats with all the swan jokes?

[djpj22]

cos one of the biggest english stereotypes is that since all of us are posh, we all eat swans. yeah stupid.

[ZaphodBeeblebrox65]

That and there's a lot of stupid shit going round about immigrant eating swans, I think that's the main source of most of the swan based jokes Marcus does.

[mrfranky93]

omg, that chippy that does batterd chip night

i ate there with my girlfriend last week,

she lives in bromsgrove,and tbh she hasent been lucky enough to escape yet

[WelshViking666]

does she have that accent yeah?

[mrfranky93]

nope, thank god for that

[leicsbred]

love him!

I specifically made sure I went to see him do stand up at the last two Glastonbury festivals...

fuck the bands, when Brigstock is on he is a must see.

[TigerofWuANN]

Not needed, but funny =D

[TigerofWuANN]

Hahaha, battered or fresh!!

[TigerofWuANN]

Then you need to check out the battered Mars bar!

[cody6202000]

What did he mean by battered chips? I know he's talking about something like french fries, but was there a special ingredient in the chips he had?

[rootofunity3]

Basically, they are chips surrounded by a layer of fat, set solid by cooking. Delicious!!

[19911995]

"its sunday"

"aren't we lucky" lol

this guy is brilliant!

[C0mmand02]

HE'S ON FIRE, JOHN! XD

[dragonddff]

LOL the scottish shit is the best.

[deadraptor667]

the rape tour bit i was literally in tears laughing lmao

[fighter4rent]

exelent im actuly siting with a can of irn-bru watching this

[IconWatcher]

Now I have a craving for battered chips!

[Cozwesayso]

We're not gonna be needin any...we're drinking shite made from girders... bloody legend

[TheOriginalNonEmo]

Irn Bru is the amber nectar of the gods. It does work on hangovers there's so much sugar it makes you high ... you soon forget about the hangover.

[TheDiaboloKing2]

what kind of nasty, hideous brain do you have to have to think that that is why people want to come to this country. what a fucking moron! Plus...he blocked my extention

marcus brigstocke is a legend.

[mortallius]

"The Mrs Brigstocke World Rape Tour!"

[MissChelseaEve]

LMAO.

Fuckin' class brummy impression!

nah mate didnt realise we were that common!

[Oli3TB76]

'nah, mate, its sunday' HAHA