Draining My Cyst! Yuck!

[johnnyp19812005]

cyst videos. love watching them popping all over, but I love reading the comments people leave even more. for example, all the infomercials about acne treatments. cysts and acne are two very different infections.

[CHORISTESARDAE]

Stop being a pussy you need to lance it and second see a damn doctor

[N4UED]

NICE AQUA FRESH AND MET LIFE INSURANCE IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG 

[tbombr]

Gushers fruit snacks?

[DarkDaddy659]

I'd bang heather.

[AFStracuzzi]

It looked more like a syrup than pus. You should have lanced it. It would have been over a lot faster

[grassti]

@JuliaMontes Me too.. Before using its acne solution, i was using other treatments and then decided to find other alternative treatments because it wasnt working out well and its a bit too pricet.. And then I tried this site i found StopAcneNow.co.cc but was hesitant to try it because my skin is so sensitive.. Thank goodness I too that risk since it helped my skin a lot more than that of any other treatments..:))

[TheOrderoftheOwl]

Where do I get a MetLife toothpaste tube squeezer?

[sweetbaby10011]

lol really recapping a needle? deff found her on the street idiot....

[wonderglory]

You should've seen a doctor.

[richiesantana11]

hey!! i have that same toothpaste.

[ipoodnz]

Just bloody cut it open u pusy! Don't get needle happy now WTF

[MeLikeyLikey100]

I didn't know Daniel Tosh got cysts.

[Razleryt]

Omg i thought she ate it at 2:19

[orangeguy007]

@Razleryt not at 2:19 but your right :)

[imlilchadwick]

Stupid people!  Just slice it open!

[jiggahippo]

@imlilchadwick Stupid people just got to a DOCTOR! but that nurse is fine!hmmmmm Can u say CHILD SUPPORT!?!?!?

[VorVZakonie]

that looks like caca:D

[dakindabob12]

Brr why can you just can't cut it open?

[Tenaciousdomi]

Why the hell do i keep watching these???

[SixDaysSE]

why does he sound so utterly retarded?

[1fatbastard]

Youweeee... Nurse Heather. I have a cyst that needs draining also. ; )

[TheDTCORD]

Hellooooo Nurse!



[dreamergrl17]

call me crazy but arnt you supposed to use the needle to drain the cyst instead of using it to poke a hole then squeezing?

[Shaddra666]

@2001358056 wow, are you going to play table tennis when you get it out??? lol

[FluffyAnger571]

This guy is a dick

[Mermaidengirl]

cool, me too, ... chocolate pudding that is!

[Lucas600500]

she doesn´t know how to do it. I didn´t like at all.

[Robontain1945]

at 3:00 looks like the cyst has this face--> o.o

[sonosito]

Triforce on cyst!

[howtoandvlogtime]

yum

[RauL8604]

nice hair

[NoManLP]

At the beginning it looked like gold :D

[Motz11]

you..... have...... FAILLLLLLLLLLEEEDDDD

[hihellokitty16]

@pwizard665 That wasnt nice.....

[pkl1302]

You've got to cut that thing open!!!Otherwise,you'll stay sit on the toilet for quite a while IMO.

[RawrTheWorldGoesBOOM]

Oh, I used to have a ganglion as well, but luckily it went away by itself. o.o

[KONAKA95]

so what if i am?? are you a Fatist???? here is a suggestion you disgusting Fatist, quit taking steroids, it might help with looking like an anorexic bitch

[BloodTillWeDie1]

OMG.......... I HAVE THAT SAME ONE TOO....... that toothpaste is amazing!!!

[xiaox123]

Damn, Nurse heather you can drain my body fluids if you want :D!

[WooshyDino]

I was eating a poptart while watching:D

[MrIndycysive]

HOLY SHIT THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

[zerogravity121]

mmmm colagene

[tecumsehmike1]

lol..some nurse she is..2 unnesesary pokes!

[BlackBlanket123]

dont u just love how people love to watch nasty things like this?

[Tgreenmi]

Why can't females hold a camera still for god sake!

[slayer94QC]

cut a little and it will get out

[Dart11111]

Suck on it

[SupremeChii]

It looks like apple jelly

[waite147]

6th finger

[vihockeyguy1]

silicone cyst?

[jontti66]

I´d give that nurse-friend a serious Poking ;)

[SEHANO]

looks like honey

[JENNALYN10]

@SEHANO I KNOW RIGHT "HEY NURSE PUT THAT ON SOME BREAD AND MAKE HIM EAT IT"

[SEHANO]

@JENNALYN10- haha, yeah, and then he put some on his waffles.

[lpwbeasty]

smile and say three somee!

[Cenobitum]

thats one hot nurse

[ModernWelfare101]

the skills of a true junky lol joking

[gcharlie1115]

That's sinovial fluid from the adjacent wrist joint.

[yooooyou2012]

you should of made a smiley face

[masterofdisaster8724]

HEY any body have toast mmmm 

[KingPisces]

JELLLY!!!!

[timewaitz]

Why the heck is she using a syringe if she doesn't want to aspirate the cyst?

[zephyrico238]

!#@!$!%! A predator is targeting that cyst at 3:15

[puggers1000]

the "nurse'  looks like a whore.

[monkeyman1160]

haha lets not get poke happy.

[BluePlue]

Mmmmmm yum.

[TheFr1ch]

"we found her off the street" "Where do you think the head is?" Its stinks it stinks" "It went down a little bit"

[CabooseTJ]

its like a light colored maple syrup......................mmm­mmm maple syrup

[FloydRoseDiscovery]

Wow she did something that your not suppose to do and that is to use the same needle twice.

[cpotatoscraps]

@FloydRoseDiscovery wasnt the same needle

[FloydRoseDiscovery]

@cpotatoscraps how do you know was you there?

[cpotatoscraps]

@FloydRoseDiscovery i dont have to b... its in the video. duh

[80sKeezy]

asingle alchol prep pad, unsteril enviorment, no one thought infection possibe?

[EYEZSOOBLU]

HOMO...

[missylou9]

This obviously was not a nurse. Lame.

[bonviej1]

Who's hungry?

[paramedicagain]

This nurse is a joke she wipes it with alcohol then touches it. I am sure that is clean. Also don't you like how she is recapping the needle and shit.

[nadoww131183]

whats up with the gelly stuf

[MyEyesAreOpenPL]

Stoned!

[yaya8111]

Omg what a dumb ass, why the hell would you poke it?!? You have to lance it, drain it then get the sack out. I swear to God 75% of ppl that try doing these at home surgerys don't know what the F there doing!!! What a lame ass cyst video, better luck next time.

[alltimelowyo]

fail.

[muddinguy100]

I had one removed when I was 11 and had nothing to numb it and I didn't even say ow……

[quickglimpse101]

Looked like tree sap.

[mariotaz]

I might make my own method. Basically you get liquid nitrogen and blast freeze the thing off :D

[lilyz80]

i had one of those cyst and i just got it cut out, the doc said it might come back but it never did. he said i got mine from moving my wrist to much while dirtbiking (cyst was on my throttle hand)

[reizp]

i like the nurse

[taylor13345]

did she just use the same needle twice..

[jokerb0099]

@taylor13345 yes

[JD06STi]

Looks like a scalpel was needed.

[ashy13241]

Mmm. That was delicious. (Note Sarcasm)

[blinkyphil4444]

i want one they look like so much fun..

[KONAKA95]

im eating chocolate pudding while watching this, how cool am i?? lol

[MisterModder123]

@KONAKA95 How bout Tapioca?? mmmmm :)

[fallllenangel]

@KONAKA95 very! maybe you watched as many videos like this as i did, so you dont care anymore :D

if so, do you know why you are watching them?

[Punish00]

@KONAKA95 you fat

[ScottVrakis]

@KONAKA95 I'm eating Green Yogurt while hearing my dog trying to push out a big tured beside me.

HOW KEWL AM EYE? XD.

[KONAKA95]

@ScottVrakis no wherenear as cool as i am lol

[ScottVrakis]

@KONAKA95 Lol True.

[wadacash]

whats up with all these retarded russian jokes going around youtube now lol. No one gives a fuck about russia lol.

[mrdm93]

dont do herione kids

[pornoslut]

sounds hott

[DjSickBeatZz]

thumbs up for the toothpaste in the back ground

[villdulekamedmej]

Dude, you only have four fingers. that sux

[bfmv1233]

@villdulekamedmej there must have been a cyst on one so he decided it would be a good idea to chop the finger off instead of getting the cyst removed the right way

[MrHestolemyname]

i think they were just acting like she was a nurse.

[cbvett19]

this one is gayyyy!!! She has to get a razor blade and slice it!

[AccordingToWillow]

It looks like you're bleeding gold.

[rescuechick81]

nurse my ass, she's an idiot! so much for sterile technique using TP to wipe away the drainage! what in idiot

[xcallx911xxxx]

In soviet Russia, cyst drain you!

[acoow]

@xcallx911xxxx In Soviet Russia, jokes that have been repeated so many times that no one laughs at them post you on Youtube.

[MRcrazynessxX]

yes nurse heather lets go deeper

[huntingirl223]

oh jessush!!

[iThrottle]

i was watching a black ops montage, how did i get to this?

[stevencct12]

@iThrottle because this is more entertaining than playing black ops!

[k4g7]

nurse heather didnt know what she was doing lol

[stevenrocks1]

"is this the top?" "should i go deeper?" man what kinda person did u find they don't know shit

[blazingfury26]

JELLY!

[destinymonyaeflower]

ohhh okay...still ewww lol

[destinymonyaeflower]

ewwww....wy is it clear and not white.?

[Rae015473]

@destinymonyaeflower Ganglion cysts have serous fluid, not the same as the stuff that comes out of epithelial cysts, or pimples.

[ASHLEYwithANe]

@destinymonyaeflower different types of cyst have different discharges depending on the area person type and size

[gnots504]

i didnt know there where dr offices at the truck stops

[billy12345671]

what the hell is up with the nurse and poking

[batcab52]

It's a gummie bear

[Hakyler5]

after this my wrist and hands hurt when i thought about them

[ryannluvzme]

haha my older sis had a cyst on her hip not as gross but she got it from her disusting boyfriends house

[sonicverconic]

2:58 -

[nagaji]

1:23  is it just me....or does it look like his cyst is "sunnyside-up"?

[kaykay123474]

Onee Off Hiss Fingers Aree Off .

[EpicVideoGameNerd]

@kaykay123474 wow i dont think no one would notice that I sure didnt

[Nipabl]

this is where vaseline comes from

[TheCatkin1]

eeewwwwwwww

[nintendude1988]

yummy!

[kavilhas1]

JELLO!!! YAY!!!!

[VictorVonFox]

looks like apple jam or jello

[rcndbuck]

this guy remind me of marshall from in plain sight

[ThePYRO93]

bet u any amount of money the cyst came back cus mine has

[C0000R3mIx0000E]

Open this with a knife -.-

[BreezySeb]

that is some serious amateuristic work over there

[TheRampa]

Lol worst cysts place i ever seen

[agerolimatos]

@46 seconds, nurse says ''I dont do this stuff at work?'' Get up run out of there, were does she do this then?

[Cheshirecat114]

Dont be a wimp let her poke you!

[mindpollution15]

lol "cyst on wrist"

[GalacticoCr9]

=O

[CoreyIsAwesome1]

yumm honey

[BintulFurqan]

I cant feel my fingers anymore!!

[tusheezy1]

nastyieeeeeee

[EaSTsider40]

like if ud fuck nurse heather :D

[jsbach15]

Believe or not, the common treatment for treating a ganglion cyst is to hit it with a heavy book! Seriously, the force will allow the release and absorption of the cyst by the body; this is not a joke!

[gothbabii188]

@bigfatAMERCANbastard *loses lunch* thanks man, i was EATING PB&J

[RagluvimusX3]

It´s look like a Aloe Vera Creme XD

[maleekn1com]

Thumbs up if you see deadmau5 at 2:58 :)

[bobbylee29]

nice way ti induce infection re-useing syringes and needle aint recomended

[iluvnyc07]

she didnt even clean the needle after each injection

[aasigraa]

so weird :) ! its a bit of transparent, never seen that before !

[ranmanplan3000]

alot of videos i see. euro people well british mostly....are bashing americans lol they come to youtube to bash america im glad i have a life and im american......i dont care about urs :) u can do whatever u want :) i just think its funny that people take the time to hate on others countries lol....i think they want to be here and be like us ;)

[Tevujin]

I once popped a cyst into my girlfriends vagina. She got pregnant and 9 months later she gave birth to my anus.

[mslattebo]

We are going to remove the fluid from my ganglian cysts, on my wrists LOL. Ugh, just hearing the way he says that makes me want to punch my own face off. Sorry dude, you sound like a chode. If this is how you always intonate while speaking, you probably don't have many friends.

[sahkah2]

These are not fun....I have two. One on each wrist. They aren't really big right now, but if I strain my wrists they get bigger. Mine are also deeper inside and they press against the nerves so it hurts when they get big.

[KONGtuffSu]

"Let's not get poke happy" lol

[maxjuhh13]

Looks like a bowling ball at the end.

[niguhfag]

this is embarrassing. You get cysts by masturbating too much.

[mewill025]

err.... it kinda looks like gold....

[lulugemini]

that's a mucous ganglion cyst

[drbotanus]

Is that guy stoned off his butt?

[ankseg]

FAIL FAIL FAIL.....need to slice

[lndac02]

Isnt the American Healthcare system a wonderful thing! I mean its the American thing to do if you don't have the money to do DIY surgery. I mean wow anything else must be communist right? America pumps Billions of $ into Iraq and Afganistan and the US Government has its people doing this shit. Universal Healthcare is a right not a privilage for the rich or employed frightened of losing their cover. Europeans would get this treated for free. A stain on one of the Richest counties in the world!

[dudette201]

@lndac02

Here here. Thats why theres hardly any Brits squeezing their zits. They all get them removed. And the doctors respect themselves enough to say "no camera's in the operating room"

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

@dudette201 oh please. Yeah Brits are just the perfect people...NOT!!

[dudette201]

@SiLlyGoOse4321 I'm not saying that by any stretch of the imagination. But such a typical reply from an American ;)

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

@dudette201 and a typical bashing of the Americans by you, a Brit. Grow up and get off this AMERICAN made website if you hate us so much sweetie ;)

[dudette201]

@SiLlyGoOse4321You started it 'sweetie' :)

i don't hate your people at all. I hate your attitudes. Which, just so you know, is different to hating a person because they come from a country.

I'll use your American websites, because I'll never come into contact with the arrogant twat who created them. Just the arrogant twats who use them. Yank and Brit alike.

[ranmanplan3000]

@dudette201 how many times have u been to america? Ive been around the world many of times....people seem to act the same mostly...ofcourse there's religon and stuff....but i think u just wanna rag on americans because all brits do and u just joined there band wagon