Fred Phelps montage

[HentaiFundamentalist]

He'd make a fine comedian!

[xXx11blackrose11xXx]

Its hilarious how insane he sounds

[4Locke4]

So sad how many children in this church are brainwashed.

[andrewca23]

@4Locke4 I know, these guys are insane. The kids really have no choice what they want to believe. Good thing its only one family.

[tunastrike11]

he has got a problem with anal passages think he is a fag.

[choongd]

Well, seeing as how his whole church is considered a joke, I'm ok with letting him ramble on. Where else are we supposed to derive our Christian based comedy?

[OnGrannysMind]

rape you up the butt! 4:39

[OnGrannysMind]

omg 3:22-3:27 TOO FUNNY

[saintfredphelps2]

Fred Phelps is th only minister preaching the truth of the bible !!!

[Thenewfallingsacred]

@saintfredphelps2 ...... I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that....

[OsteologicalsRock]

"The great god RECTUM, and the great god PEANUT!!!"

"Gets his jollies MASTURBATING HORSES!!!"

I'm not sure he's all the way there...

[Thenewfallingsacred]

@OsteologicalsRock - I know! When he said "the great GOD PEANUT!" I was like.... Wtf? This guy also says that God hates toast and thank God for star wars.... Their all a joke but he and Shirley are the biggest joke of them all with no punchline included.

[ManicTheManic]

0:54-1:06

LOL

[ProgressiveAudio]

The westboro baptist churches sites are down now, do you have these audio files saved? I'd love to listen to them.

The great god PEANUT!

[novaphoenix70]

Fred is truly nuts. Completely off his rocker.

[floridaman2000]

peice of shit he says ROFL

[loveablemeggy]

omg fred phelps is gay.pass it on

[87penguinshockey87]

damnit who replaced Crazy Fred's meds with tic tacs again?

[blessedwithoutmeasur]

what a nut case

[CrownVictoriaCop]

The great god peanut...WTF?

[tmisra2004]

Fred Phelps believes he and his "church" are the only ones going to Heaven...

[angryrimmer]

God loves everyone Fred Phelps, My priest tells me this every week!

[WBCisNOTaChurch]

This guy has this obsession with gay sex and bodily fluids. Freud would have a field day with these people.

[TheShockMaster]

I wonder if he doesn't like America?

[TheNaturalSpark2]

Fred is a good guy.

[SouthernR0cker4Life]

@TheNaturalSpark2 - I hopt you realize this is meant to be a Parody, to show how Idiotic

Old Senile Fred sounds everytime he speaks.

[Thenewfallingsacred]

@TheNaturalSpark2 Did you just claim that an abusive hateful bigot is a good guy? He used to beat his wife and kids! He's in charge of the most hated church on the earth!

[Missytrilakes]

I'm afraid this man's going to hell with a demon cock up his faggot ass.

[Missytrilakes]

This man is a false prophet. He must of gotton molested as a child or something. Poor lost man. He has hardened his heart to the truth.

[RobotShoppingCenter]

God loves Fred W.Phelps Sr!

[SouthernR0cker4Life]

@RobotShoppingCenter

This is a Parody. He's making fun of Old Senile Fred.

[keiferd11]

@RobotShoppingCenter Fred sucks BIG BLACK COCKS...have you serviced your Lord Fred today?....drop to your knees and service him.

[thegayprovocateur]

@RobotShoppingCenter that's because even god enjoys a comedian and someone who can make a complete horse's ass out of himself - sort of like . . . lol.

[SouthernR0cker4Life]

@thegayprovocateur

As they say, the Nut doesn't fall far from the Tree. Shirley and Margie are

just as Twisted.

[starkat666]

I want to fuck this man....with chainsaw!!

[729pete]

To hell with Fred Phelps and all Phelps-enablers.

[RobotShoppingCenter]

God loves and blesses pastor Fred W.Phelps Sr!He is a man of truth.

[Thenewfallingsacred]

@RobotShoppingCenter Troll.... I didn't realize that there were more insane creeps like those people in the world but I guess I was wrong. Fred Phelps is absent of any and ALL truth of any sort.

[trident343]

LOL!!! Looks like it's time to put Grandpa in a home. Don't worry gramps, Fags Won't bother you anymore!

[Thenewfallingsacred]

@SirromNave - I and nearly almost the whole world agree with you.

[RobotShoppingCenter]

Fred Phelps is not a man of hate.He is a good preacher.

[Thenewfallingsacred]

@RobotShoppingCenter WTF? Did you just say that Fred Phelps is not a man of hate? I think that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Wait nevermind, the guy who said the Fred is a good man said the stupidest thing I've ever heard! If he's not a man of hate then why does he hate every single living being on the planet except for those of his church? Why does he hold up signs saying God hates fags if he doesn't hate them too? Why did he beat his wife and kids if he's not a man of hate?

[Flayprime]

LOL This will make a great Ventrillo Harassment soundboard!!!

[Flayprime]

He is inflamitory for political reasons. Though his teachings...while inflamitory are accurate to a point. I will say that if they picket soldiers funerals... they should really get a few gut punches.

[GodIsNotHate]

This man is actually HYSTERICAL! How can anyone take this "preaching" seriously?

[tonykeywest08]

@GodIsNotHate  meanwhile the body bags keep coming home!

[TheNaturalSpark]

Fred Phelps is cool. And he's not a fag.

[MrMattB100]

What is with this guy's obession with rectums and feces?

[Poochalot]

Fred Phelps is just a piece of shit who is begging to get a hard cock up his ass

[liw213]

This man is not of God,but the other guy.....

[liw213]

Any good person would make THIS their fight!

[Mesarphelous]

Fred Phelps is the funniest crank in the world.

[liw213]

Oh,this guy is a freaking Clown.Everybody is a Homosexual and Lesbian enabler to him.Everyone is a Homosexul and Lesbian to him,and they are the reason soldiers are dying overseas?You have got to be joking.

[DesertLynx83]

@liw213 Sad, but true...they're insane bastards.

[marco27c1]

hahahaha classic !

[TheHello1967]

westboro baptist church is the true church

[Breckmin]

@TheHello1967

I thought the true church is in the hearts of men and women and is a spiritual kingdom?

[tonykeywest08]

@TheHello1967 fags die God laughs

[KrakkaJax]

You know this guy is probably doing crystal meth and letting gay prostitutes cum in ass after his sermons. Just like Ted Haggard.

[JCInov1990]

SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

[tiberiousss]

This guy looks like one of those perverts I saw on "predators" .....on msnbc. Wasn't God's message in the bible is to love one another?? this is preaching hate.

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[DesertLynx83]

When is he going to die? I know a lot of people who want to picket HIS funeral!

[Anita644]

Wow! Why does he feel the need to shout? I find people who behave like that are usually hiding some perversion of there own and want to either remove attention from it or make other people feel worse about their issues. Yes? No?any comments

[saintfredphelps]

@Anita644 Leviticus 20:13:

"If a man lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination and they shall surely be put to death."

[Anita644]

@saintfredphelps who is it that shall put them to death???

[saintfredphelps]

@Anita644 anybody who wishes to enter the kingdom of heaven , i guess you have never read the good book ????

[saintfredphelps]

@Anita644 i yell because there is fools like you who do not follow god's simple instructions

[BigDaddyMarkus]

I hope Mr Phelps and his family get an opportunity to meet his God face to face soon !

[MansonFan64]

i wanna cut off his face, make a mask out of it, and scream at him "GOD HATES YOU!" and see how he feels. (yes, i know, a tad bit creepy)

[daggett588525]

* They do what people have been doing for generations, they pick and choose the verses of the Bible only to serve their purpose.

* Final point. The Bible was written, translated, retranslated and then translated again by.....anyone? Anyone? MEN who have their own agenda!!!!!!!!!

[Anita644]

@daggett588525 You are so right!

[daggett588525]

*A "christian" using that kind of profanity? Jesus H. Christ

[daggett588525]

*The President gets his jollies masturbating horses? Hmmm, that missed the tabloids. (The Secret Service should look into that)

[daggett588525]

*DUDE!!! Anger Manangement Classes are in order!

[Over9000Wolf]

Dear Peanut,

Use your powers of high saturated fat and salt to forever shut up Fred Phelps.

[huskerlibertarian]

This man once said that George W. Bush liked to "worship Mr. Peanut, who is the Great God Goober".  That ought to tell you something.

[squrilleyboy]

"Go have another helping of feces"! As much as I detest this man, some of the things he says are just too funny!

[stuntmanmike29]

The great God peanut...that doesnt make any fucking sense!!! this church is full of bat shit crazy people!!

[wingmanalive]

Lol, they are all insane. How many will show up at his funeral and throw a party? Thousands? How would his family feel about that? They actually think he is destined to heaven lololololololol.

[GayPrideful1]

This guy is like a paranoid schizophrenic, talking about rectums and that the supreme court will rape you.

[cappsoutlaw]

hey fred take your meds.

[aell0111]

that mutherfucker is makin religion look bad he is insane

[swnalake]

THE GREAT GOD RECTUM!! lol this guys hilarious

[leosmith94]

"I said the president of the United States like to get his joys from masterbating Horses"!

[Steve85217]

I can't even get mad at people like this. They are just so misguided and pathetic, it's amusing.

[Selsenia]

I'm no christian but this guy has plenty of points.

[kankaroo]

FRED PHELPS IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Music135ful]

You lying piece of shit. SODOMITE FECES. SODOMITE SEMEN.

[Music135ful]

WOW! This man should be on Comedy Central. He's better than any comedian on TV today. This is hysterical. I even wonder if this is not all an act and he's just a great actor.

[Gabe517]

9:06 "You lying piece of shit!!!" lmao

[infectingthecrypts]

Nobody hates gay people this much without being at least half a fag himself.

[MyNameIsMarijuana]

The one diffrence to his sermons from any other sermon in any other church is that I'd have more fun in a concentration camp...

[jnuck83]

this guy not pray for gays, because he says God already chose damnation for them. well, i find it hard to pray for a sociopath like himself. a sociopath cannot learn or recognize compassion or even relate emotionally to other individuals. at least the members of his church or only his family members. geez.

[austinnyayyy]

"the red on that flag stands for fag rectal blood."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA.

seriously, all he preaches is against gay people. and it's good that soldiers die... cause they were "fag enablers"

well fred phelps is a fag enabler too, then, because he's a citizen of america.

so I hope he sticks that up his ass and cums to it.

[paddymourinho]

Its just gonna be god and fred in heaven lol!

Id rather be in hell:P

[gunmoon2]

Great God P-Nut? LMFAO!

[HardBodyNyC]

"The ROD OF GOD has smitten fag America" 2:55 - 3:00

Rod of god.... hmmmm sounds fishy.

[infectingthecrypts]

Freud would have a field day with that sentence.

[gunmoon2]

"Fag sex...oh so good"

Fred Phelps sounded like a chinese emperor when he said that! LOL! XD

[Over9000Wolf]

He sounded more like Bugs Bunny when he said that.

[PhelpsFred]

I'm insane. HAA!!! I preach the truth, which is what needs to be preached.

[125mlb]

YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES!!!!!

[gunmoon2]

@125mlb

LMFAO!! XD XD

[ShirleyPRoper]

Ah, such beauty and truth in his words. This can be used as a lullaby to put your babies to sleep.

[madbassskills]

Man I hate this idiot. Future Jim Jones?

[nothinglikeafender]

burn that church to the ground!

[ShirleyPRoper]

Now, this man is the greatest man who has ever lived. His sermons are full of wisdom and truth. We tell you that these people eat feces. They do. We don't make things up.

[milo777rsa]

easy for you to say you get the stink finger

[mancrushonhanksnow]

THEY GONNA RAPE YOU UP THE BUTT!

[saintfredphelps]

@mancrushonhanksnow thanks i am glad you liked that one , i found it quite humerous

[KmusicSteve]

Fred Phelps is a good man!!! He knows the truth...I am not Joking I read the Gospel ..and any preacher that doesn't preach Gods wrath are keeping people from the entire Book Of Life!!!

[Rawrzellers]

God's only mistake in this world was him and his church...

[AiRbenderg2]

Oh DEAR.....

[guyaddictive]

he looks like smashed up monkey coming from nowhere XD

[oTECHNiiQUEo]

THE GREAT GOD P-NUT

[GigaBowser86]

"Don't give me that horse crap!" "The President of the United States masturbates horses!"

[phoenixtimes2]

You know, it IS funny. Like looking at a carnival barker. Frighteningly enough, some people listen to him for real.

[RosadaDelanoProfundo]

I will continue to pray for you!!!!

[superstubes]

PUR;

haha!!  Says the guy who worships Phelps!!!!

[amperro]

This guy and his church used to make my blood boil. Now I find him to be absolutely hysterical. This guy is seriously funnier than most commedians. Don't get angry. Just laugh.

[Dagaman64]

Im a guy and i wonder what he would do to me if i thought he was cute

[RosadaDelanoProfundo]

Rev Phelps' fundamental Christians followers rivals the Islmamic fundamentalist terrorists. Like them, the Phelps' family should go out and blow themselves up.

[warchild81]

Classic Fred

[maorvanu]

OMG this guy suck so much balls -_-

when hell be in hell ill get down there and own his ass...FAG!

[tithead98]

This guy needs to take a chill pill

[michaelespinosa]

thats a joke right?

[gnulinuxman]

Fag sex... oh it's so good :D

[XxTabithaaxX]

lmao nice...

[sammyg182]

lol lol i loved it to

[Emperorlawson]

"Lying piece of shit." Hahaha the irony of him saying that.

[khsky]

Hey...KmusicSteve.....you 'used' to be a homosexual? Are you freaking kidding me? Why don't you just say that you were curious, tried it, and decided you didn't like it.....give us all a break jackass...

Guess it makes some sense though, seeing as though you think that this jack ass Phelps tells the truth?? OMG... Phelps is just an angry inbred thing.. perhaps you should join his little 'cult!'

[TimothyAnorak]

What do you do if your arse goes on strike?

Picket.

[arcticbanana19]

What's Fred Phelps' favorite Civil War battle?

Pickett's Charge

[Sparksterfu]

I think this guy is a freaking paranoid schizophrenic, talking about feces and rectums lol. These people have a book that is so contradictory dictate their lives that they too wind up a mess. The bible is a book to live by but not a book to be lived.

[KmusicSteve]

Pastor Phelps tells the truth about alot though...harsh yes at times...but you know the old saying the truth hurts...not only this country but the world has gotten alot wrong thinking they can glory in their sins and not listen to their convictions. Jesus paid it all at the cross so I think we owe him alot then a little I am a former homosexual. And I have to agree alot with Westboro Baptist...Amen Praise Jesus

[Spike250]

We owe nothing to Jesus and the dogmatism of Spirituality perpetuated by religion. There are infinite possibilities out there as to what comes next, and you think that any one religion has got it right? Religion is nothing more than comfort for those who are afraid of what lies beyond, it provides cheap and easy answers to the big, challenging questions. Religion is archaic, and outdated, and has no place in politics or society. Religion offers nothing that can't be found elsewhere

[filoIII]

just remember, Christianity is the ONLY one who says you cant make it on your own, but teaches that God came down to take our place. every other religion, including catholicism, islam, mormons, j.w.'s etc, all hope in their good works to get to heaven.

[wkruk1979]

fred phelps will die soon and that will be fun to protest his funeral lol

[JSparkleZ2]

"The president of the United States gets his jollies off masturbating horses..."

Where does this dude get his information from?

[amperro]

Supposedly, Bush tried milking a horse that turned out to be male. This may or may not be true.

[JSparkleZ2]

I buy it...

[StreamBrowser]

Do you reckon that this dude looks like that preacher on Poltergeist II?

[stuntmanmike29]

I believe strongly in the first amendment, but these assholes are taking it WAY the hell too far. if this is a true church, why dont they read the bible a little more? my grandfather would NEVER talk like that, and he was a church deacon.

[GigaBowser86]

TRUE Christians (such as myself) don't follow this retard's "preaching". We know that God hates sin, but loves the sinner.

[TumJonez2]

hahahahahahahahahaha

america is doing a lot of things wrong, yes. but this guy is SO SO INSANE. i cant even imagine what things are like in his brain. i cant believe it haha

[pepper1450]

If he hates America so much, why doesn't he freaking move to Canada?

[Gunganbuster]

Intresting... Freddy boy has claimed on a number of ocasions that all he wants is to warn us not to do things but here he says its a sin to even pray for America... Not exactly the actions of a man who wants to save anyone. Y'know Fred, isn't lying a sin? "or hath deceived his neighbourand lieth concerning it, and sweareth falsely; in any of all these that a man doeth, sinning therein: Then it shall be, because he hath sinned, and is guilty," Leviticus 6:1-4,

[AntonioRoma]

To quote Christopher Hitchens on Rev. Falwell's death - "It's a pity there isn't a hell for him to go to"...

[Ihtesham]

what i think is ridiculous, is not fred phelps coments, but the fact that there are son many people out there who take this seriously and not as the jokes that he is intending them to be. He is one of the greatest comedians of our time. Dont believe me? How many times did you laugh at what he has to say, its just well too funny ;) . I dont know what he has against armenians though!

[SomewhereInTime226]

I find this man's fixations with 'fags' and horses disturbing.

[TheIronSheikSociety]

Fred Fag Feces Phelps is an arrogant SATANIC QUEER dying to burn in HELL with the real FAGS like those nuts like Hitler, Stalin, and the COMMUNISTS!!! He has brain hemmorages and looks foward to kiss and lick SATAN'S ASS!!!

[MtownHatesFaggots]

God hates fags and fag enablers!

Бог ненавидит геев и позволителей геев!

[psstheyyou]

Good news! Fred Phelps is dead. Don't believe me? Just take a look at this video. If you opened him up you'd find a few swinging doors and sawdust. That'll create quite a stir on Autopsy Day.

Fred likes the word 'sodom'. How about 'sod him'?

Fred hates fags. So don't smoke 'em Fred.

Oops. Sorry. Fred means THOSE kinds of fags.

Yet Fred admits to getting down on his knees every day. Makes you wonder if there's a closet involved.

Frankenstein's Creature stalks the Earth. Minus the neck bolts.

[psstheyyou]

Fred will never live long enough to be as old as he looks. God must be crapping himself at having to open the Pearly Gates so that Fred can go slithering in. I can just see God scratching his head and wondering : "Huh? I thought I cast that devil out of here eons ago." So God cleverly keeps Fred out of Heaven by commanding Fred to live forever. On Earth!That's good for God. And tough luck for the rest of us.

Fred is dead.

"Oh yeah?" shouts God. "Long live Fred." (Eternal Life if you will).

[psstheyyou]

Fred died years ago. But his carcass goes marching on. Maybe he did some good along the way. Like prove to all the scientists that zombies really do exist. If Fred earns the right to slither into heaven it'll be a sad day for Lucifer. It'd be the ultimate poke in the devil's eye from God. "Sorry Beelzebub. But this one's mine." I can imagine Lucifer turning his Inferno into a hissing Steam Room with the rivers of tears he'd cry at not having decent company to spend eternity with.

Poor devil.

[OrganMutilator]

Ya think this guy is a little pent up about his sexuality? How many late night rectal exams do you suppose his daddy gave him when he was a wee boy?

[masterbasser68]

its a SIN to pray for america? when is it ever a sin to pray? fuck this old piece of shit in his old crusty asshole.

[98orpheus]

He hates himself, and the whole world, just because he was born gay. Come out of the closet Fred. Youre going to hell just because of your filthy mouth. BEING GAY, BISEXUAL,AND TRANSEXUAL FUCKING ROCKS! GO TO HELL ALREADY FRED!!!!

[superbear720i]

How can any one not love this guy? He's hilarious. Everytime he rants about fags, I just burst out laughing. xD

[lordsmokeadoob420]

he is pretty damn hilarious, which is why I made a youtube poop video of him. He is the Comedian of the 21st century.

[Westb0r0church]

On behalf of the WBC I would like to appologise for our behavior in the past. We have come to realise we were very wrong, and we will be the ones to burn in hell. God loves America, and every country in the world. He also loves gay people, jews and everyone else. I Fred Phelps also declare that from this day forth, I shall also perform gay commitment & marriage cerimonies in my church in front of god. God bless our gay brothers & sisters- for without them this world is an ugly place

[Annahg78]

This is a fake account and comment, isn't it?