Jake and Amir: Swine Flu

[jvhokey]

I use to have swine flu but then i took an arrow to the knee



[DUBARTIFY]

dude these are the best top comments EVVEEERRRR!!!

[salilrockss]

press 6 repeatedly :D



[TheMrPersonGuyThing]

@MDFromNC13 More like FLU RO DAH!!!

[vijaygodard]

so.. when you lip kisses a pig. and if it sneezes. gotcha. u got swine flu.. and also you have 2 fuk the pig. Amirgonzoporn

[chrisisthebest222]

press 9 then 5



[shaq147]

why the fuck does youtube keep pausing 10 seconds into all the videos.

[DogoWar1197]

Ohohohhohohoho the description is funny yes cause he is sick and the video is about him being sick but the make it sound like video is sick as in cool

[LoganStracci]

has anyone else noticed that all the videos in this playlist up to now are missing the second before the last second ? In this case, the video is missing 1:25

[huntmbrocks]

Why do they have so much orange soda i hate orange soda

[TheMrPersonGuyThing]

I figured out how we are all going to die in 2012 in 2010 it was the year of the pig and we had swine flu, 2012 is the year of the dragon.

[95Kittycat101]

@TheMrPersonGuyThing pretty Smart

[Iceyball]

@TheMrPersonGuyThing but i am the dragonborn

[mattyh099]

@TheMrPersonGuyThing

JOOR! ZAH! FRUL!

[MegaPontagon]

@TheMrPersonGuy wasnt the year of the pig in 2007 ? XD

[whoyoulookinat18]

@TheMrPersonGuyThing ooh dragon flu lol!

[MDFromNC13]

@TheMrPersonGuyThing FUS RO DAH!

[byakuya600]

@TheMrPersonGuyThing If only there was a Shout that got rid of dragon flu.

[marsuleo]

@TheMrPersonGuyThing you forgot 2011

[macandfriends]

@TheMrPersonGuyThing where's a dragonborn when you need him?

[EnvyMy75]

That was an awesome opening! XD

[WolfN931]

I wasn't here for swine flu I was in Afghanistan

[kragonX3]

like if you got swine flu....

i did.... but i SURVIVED!!

[GhostOfTheNight3600]

OK

I got this empty coca-cola bottle and now i don't have to go to the bathroom... i am set for the weekend :D

[XXXTheHOPEprojectXXX]

@Bubbles7043 I knew he was correct I was being genuinely nice to him!

[briguybunda]

"well if i'm dead i can't kill myself" "ohh my god"

[chechcruz93]

the ending was so off guard for me!

[XXXTheHOPEprojectXXX]

@GuyWhoLovesToHunt I love how u said spilt instead of spilled! Yay grammar!

[kimperegrine]

@XXXTheHOPEprojectXXX he was right...

[Bubbles7043]

@XXXTheHOPEprojectXXX he was right. you need to learn grammar.

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

Please don't thumbs up this comment

[FireSqy]

@GuyThatLikesToHunt Can I thumb down it?

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

@FireSqy i would appreciate it if you didnt

[FireSqy]

@GuyThatLikesToHunt But you didnt want thumbs up, so I thought you wanted thumb downs then :/

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

@FireSqy oh well no use crying over spilt milk

[Caitlinheartxoxo]

Please just let me somehow stop watching Jake and Amir and get to SLEEP!

[enemY1990]

I used to go to bed early, but then I took a Jake and Amir video in the knee.

[SuckMyKintama]

I had swine flu but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[TheBobTheJoeBob]

@SuckMyKintama The least you could do is try and be a little original.

[Adiesue1]

I had swine flu. It was terrible. So terrible that it sent me to the hospital.

[jiuutuuber]

one of my favezies

[iLoveeTacos00]

quick little test lol

[DMBguy57]

@Joker98816 yes it does. Why else would it be called swine. Why else would bird flu be called bird flu. Look it up anywhere

[AdrianYapNation]

What a coincidence that a knife would appear there , LMAO

[thedtofficial]

@Joker98816 fuck you it does!

[guardian3847]

you can tell they're reading ques cards in this one...

[x122112x]

@guardian3847 no?

[iansmelly]

i had the flu, went to te doc,s got some strong as shit..2 days! it was gone

[MultiXXAWESOMEXx]

EMO

[swimteamizzle1114]

Ah, good times. Everytime some coughed and sneezed: "SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­NE!"

[thecaptaincloudy]

@snowflakeify98 SHANE DAWSON REFERENCE!!!

[ted2597]

i had pig cancer... IT ROCKED NO SCHOOL BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TopherIsDaMan]

I had swine flu it sucked but went to the doctor got my perscription and a week later no sickness

[WyZiiHD]

181 people have the swim flu!

[5mindfreakfan]

Thirteen comments down, someone watches too much Shane Dawson!

[jazdakilla1]

i'd rather go to skool than get swine flu n die people dont get the importance of skoool

[xXBASEBALLBEAStXx123]

@jazdakilla1 then spell school right....

[jamesawesome87]

omg chuck norris !!

[ThrillaSkill]

ever heard the expression when pigs fly?... well in 2010 swine flu

[TheChannelofDerp]

@ThrillaSkill 2012 mofucka. Lol jk.

[mycatcharlie2]

@ThrillaSkill i live in a place called wingham... no joke look it up on google maps. nsw australia

[Jumboob]

I had swine flu. It was a total pig to get rid of.

[TheBlaffa]

Lol, best ending I've ever seen on collegehumor! xD

[Snowflakeify98]

If you wanna cut your wrist and die IT'S UP THE RIVER NOT ACROSS THE STREET AMIR!

[xXJRD913Xx]

why do you think you have swine flu? "I may or may not have open mouthed french kissed a pig while he sneezed into my mouth" hahah

[neybor786]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLL

[penguinsoulja96]

they have... alot of orange soda..

[fergman90000]

haha,i actually got swine flu and it wasnt nearly as bad as u think....

[WatchMeSpore]

When Jake asked "Where did you get a pig?"

Amir and I said "Leron" at the same time.

[BrahnTheHandyMan]

@WatchMeSpore Because you replayed the video

[CSterrorist]

@WatchMeSpore Proof?

[hoopfait]

these are so much better than the newer ones



[MrConz562]

Does anyone remember the episode where jake asks amir to spell something, and the first letter amir says is "swie"? if you know of this episode could you please let me know the title? thanks

[TheFeldred]

F*** a pig? hmmm No wonder why snake was talking about pig porn in his silent hill 4 walkthrough xD

[BenLam408]

You can't get swine flu from kissing/fu(%ing pigs.

[SnowSniper98]

well if I'm dead then I CAN KILL MY SELF!

NO!

[Izaak247]

HUH!

[DetectiveFoxy]

*blink blink* random advert pops up 57 secs into video...i think my internet is fucked

[LittleX100]

H he lied about standing and then Fucked a pig XD hilarious

[mrKDC88]

Jake: worst case senario your're dead Amir: oh but we are hanging out right now than that means im in heaven. Quick little test if im in heaven i cant kill myelf!

[WeezyWelch]

@savvyextra Hahaha I know! 

[King2KJW]

fun fact, cutting your wrist side ways (left and right) like that wont kill you. Cutting it long ways, along the veins, will

[wisher555]

@King2KJW interesting didnt know that. where did you learn that? any credible website?

[King2KJW]

@wisher555 Cant remember. I Just knew it. I think I read it in a book or something

[basman777]

@wisher555 He is right though, if you cut it the long way along the vain, there's a much bigger gap for the blood to run out, which causes much heavier blood loss :p

[wisher555]

@basman777 logically it makes sense. I tried to find this online but couldnt, so I was wondering if you knew a place where i could make sure its right. I'm not disagreeing, just wanna be sure

[RatKeeperDude]

@wisher555 If you cut the artery in your wrist you can bleed out and die.

[hotwheel360]

I Was supposed to sleep.....7 hours ago

[mackattack7309]

@hotwheel360 pish I havn't been to work in a month....well I had a place to work a month ago

[WeezyWelch]

"OKay i was standing up eating a sleeve of wayfer cones MOM" lol best part

[Starkinator64]

i popped on the computer to have a flog and 2 hours later i still havent cause im watchin these videos, bloody jake and amir :(

[NarutardPunk]

Jake got so worried at the end lol

[BassmanCDL]

you F@*ked a pig? lol

[lifemusic1234]

you can`t joke with bi polar people like that

[fawncko]

@lifemusic1234 bi polar people should get off the internet

[redria546]

So that's how to swine flu started ...

[mrdarklord102]

Last year I got the swine flu...but I'm still alive.........

[dancestarabc]

@beinglazyismything yes, I'm supposed to be sleeping :)

[ZekeWhiting]

Jake and Amir and Hardly Working have the BEST endings!

[DeliciousHoboCheese]

@beinglazyismything Yep, big english assignment........

Due tomorrow.

[pelletier1986]

@beinglazyismything

That's the definition of the Internet, my friend.

[imeowatmeowmeow]

@beinglazyismything I'm supposed to be sleeping

[callmetagno]

@beinglazyismything finished all my coursework, midterms taken. you know how great it feels to be watching this and not procrastinating something else? xD oh shit wait.. i have math homework

[BigBoom550]

@beinglazyismything aren't we all.

[MrFreak0r]

swine flu was probably the best thing that ever happened to me.

sure it was like 20 flus wrapped in one hellish 2 weeks, but afterwards i never ever got sick again. and that shit happened more than one and a half year ago!

i can recommmend piggy flu to anyone!!

[LahainaGeneration]

@MrFreak0r Ummm, I had Vitamin C, I never became sick again :3

[MrDarkMuscle]

@MrFreak0r so you had swine flu. did you recover naturally or with medicine

[MrFreak0r]

@MrDarkMuscle i didnt see the doctor - so there was no medicine

[tashtash1231]

@MrFreak0r wait really??

[MrFreak0r]

@tashtash1231 yes sir! best thing ever. i swear.

[StrifeTwilight]

@MrFreak0r SAME AS ME! WOOT!

[FanFicIsLife]

@MrFreak0r

YESS!

2 weeks of no school?

Yes!

[michaelhays92]

@MrFreak0r Lol, same here!

[spacecowboy16894]

@MrFreak0r or be healthy enough not to get sick or catch swine flu...

[MrFreak0r]

@spacecowboy16894 its such a potent virus that it doesnt rly matter if u have a good immune system imho.

[zaq12366]

@MrFreak0r

I got swine flu like 2 years ago and I didnt realise it until I read your comment but I havent gotten sick either!!

[MrFreak0r]

@zaq12366 congratz, bro! keep up the good health.

[Dashapell]

@MrFreak0r so swine flu is like an upgrade for chicken pox -.-

[iwannadrinkacupoftea]

@MrFreak0r I know a guy who got the swine flu two years ago, but unlike you he's been falling ill a lot ever since then...

I'm just glad I never got H1N1. :D

[DementedMunchkin]

@MrFreak0r I got it too :D! I was puking in the car on the way to the hospital to get back my kitten (had a seizure, got hurt by our dog), and we dumped it in the snow XDD.

Haven't gotten swine flu after that :3.

[concavius]

Lol

"or hell"

[101tatibutterfly]

well if im dead then I CANT KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW!! *grabs knife*

[DennisBayazitov]

"I swear, this is the last one, then I'm finally starting my work."

[M33GR0V]

@DennisBayazitov yeah good luck ¬¬

[TurdFerguson198]

pause at 1:20 it looks like amir took his dick out

[TurdFerguson198]

holy fuck this fabio guy is weirding me out

[Im123Beast]

i guess jake cares about amir or he would have let amir kill himself

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

LOL! so funny

[Ariana10100]

@Caligatio194 oh ok.

[thegoldenarmy0495]

haha "..or hell" that made my day

[Ariana10100]

I'm not an expert, but I don't think cutting your wrist can kill you.Considering that I've done it before and I'm still alive. :L

[Caligatio194]

@Ariana10100 i dont know how hard you did it but if im correct, im not sure that i am, i thought there was a major artery or vein in the wrist somewhere so if u cut that hard or deep enough you might bleed out, so i guess it depends on where u cut mabye?

[MoniqueSupreme92]

swine flu is a bitches bitch.

[iLiKePiE1322ify]

Or hell

[MrAWebb1]

I had swine flu..

[jewbacca1732]

I got swine flu :P

[alvado1211]

Swine flu was a made up pandemic designed to scare the masses. Didn't work though.

[WonderfullySteezy]

@alvado1211 So was the t-shirt virus man

[shanefanq]

Amir is cute

[pinkguitargirl100]

so i started watching jake and amir 6 hours ago and i had a full bag of popcorn. 1 hour ag o i was practically starving and licked all the butter off the bag. now im eating the actual bag. jake and amir thanks a lot. you've got me obsessed.

[ejaybugboy]

did anyone notice all the orange soda in the background

[whoiswhobutwho]

Avoid dirty ass spics and you'll avoid the swine flu =D

[rayraylala100]

jake is soo hoott

[thabasum23]

@rayraylala100 agreed.

[lolxox12]

@rayraylala100

I know right :)

[camelCaseFTW]

That'll do pig. That'll do...

[TheLiberater13]

Ok, just so people know: There is never, and I repeat, never, a second to last second in any of the CollegeHumor's videos. It's not that big of a deal and certainly not worth thumbs up or any recognition whatsoever.

[kingizfresh]

I need 5 hour energy to finish all these episodes of jake and amir

[cvbcbcmv]

I want top rated comment.... there is no 1:25, and just to be sure, BOOBIES!!!

[Qweasder87]

OKAY I WAS STANDING UP EATING A SLEEVE OF WAFER CONES, MOM!

[ErickTheGreat100]

well if I'm dead quick test. *grabs knife*

[nr1O29]

@ErickTheGreat100 hahah yeah I remeber seing that too! but i cant remember what episode it was in... maybe.. yeah thats right its THIS FUCKING EPISODE.

[joethehobo5]

@ErickTheGreat100 Thanks for ruining the video asshole

[ErickTheGreat100]

@joethehobo5 you are more than welcome I am glad you were able to read my comment before you watched the video and for that I thank you

[XxCQwarriorWarLordxX]

oh piggy naughty naughty piggy,,,lol

[artk1ng]

Jake is more like Amir's keeper.

[ahack13]

I cant get enough of this show it;s so funny!

[CandaceRager]

Just noticed at the end of all youtube videos they never play the 2nd to last second.

[AGfaceable]

LOOOOOOL ''i fucked a pig''

[xxxEPICGURLxxx]

lol

[babyinblack]

lmaooo at the end

[MrSecret997]

if we are dead than i can't kil myself xD

[theevanmachine]

jake pulled a seinfeld

[mrkiky]

@OlliieKleiin no way.

[TheTypicalClan]

"So you and me are talking rightnow...this could be heaven?"

"Ooh or hell"

[stevierae22]

Stupid Insomnia....

[MrEco909]

ok quik test... IF WERE DEAD I CANT KILL MYSELF!!!! (pulls knife out) OMG!!!!!

[YourMomBakesPies]

@OlliieKleiin

no

[ThaiLoser]

i'm really REALLY tired of the keystone light commercials..

[Izaak247]

@mpk1414 do u have a life? Iv seen u say that on like 3/3 of the vids I've watched so far.......

[TheRemixedPancake]

@mpk1414 Why are you a fag? You've gone to like evry Jake and Amir video that I've watched and put the same sentence on each video... You obviously like him enough to do that. Fag.

[mpk1414]

why is amir such a fag?

[littlespriter4735]

@mpk1414 why do you watch his videos then you (insert obligatory reference to a homosexual)?

[mpk1414]

@littlespriter4735 you're too lazy to insert your own false statement? wow, people are so lazy they cant even type anymore

[littlespriter4735]

@mpk1414 Yeah, I'm lazy. Nothing denied.

[MrA7Xfan13]

keep pressing 1 and jake is doing something amir always dreams off :P

[BriteNiteProductions]

I actually freaked out at the end xDD

[xxxEPICGURLxxx]

lol... im already done with school

[TheMcnuffy]

If im dead i cant kill my self