Why the South Lost

[RebelAdmiral]

erf, got almost sea sick watching this stuff.

[mannexx111]

The south lost because northern boys are just way to tough for a southern inbred stupid fucks. And that truth still holds true today. However the southern women just love us northern fellers and after having one of the northern boys will just go home pack her shit and throw rocks at all southern fellows she comes in contact with

[TheAlextombstone]

@mannexx111 ur a idiot.the south had less resources and men than the nourth.We had less men but better generals.go study google or something.

[clay6789]

This videos fucking stupid.. goddammit!! Dumb get a lifeeee

[BelloBudo007]

Well now....IF they started actually practicing they should be able to beat their best time thus far.

[kassandrasduplex]

In reality Johnny Reb weighed about 300 pounds less than the thinnest guy on this shoot.

[46spoony]

Why are so many civil war reenactors fat slobs? It kind of takes away from the realism.

[7855waldo]

""Jethro, you piece of ****, just pull on it - pretend it's your ****." KABOOM."

I just coughed up three lungs laughing so hard when I read that!

Great kids reaction, too. Wonderful. 

And stop complaining, dadgum it! If it had worked properly, it would have been a video with maybe ten views!

Favor, Do Me: See that irritating "Snowmobiling in Maine" "featured vid" (top right)? Point the gun at it and fire! No matter where I go on YT, there it is again! Worse than Roadrunner!

[DJSbros]

They got the fat guy part correct

[interplexer]

someone should Fire the camera guy, And why are they shootig a cannon at kids!? :oP

[rocintrucker83021227]

I think the only thing that would have made this vid funnyer is if the canon would have went off the the barrow brush in it. O.o

[toddness]

Also, both sides of the Civil War were starving, so those fatties are inherently unrealistic....

[BeckumOutdoors]

Like everything else, its probably Yanks dressed like rebs, who really wants to be a yank, Ha, Ha. Dumb #@%&@%'s

[brenov8]

IDIOT...................IDIOT EUA

[tttc]

The guy recording has parkinsons.

[Olddog231]

The fat guy saying Duh what happened

[bladder1010]

Fatty Arbuckle's got his self a goldurn gen-u-wine Confederate dacron windbreaker.

[mikes47jeep]

FARBS!!!!

[Eddyisrich403]

atleast we have full size cannons then those little retarded union cannons

[101andrewj]

@Eddyisrich403 mobility is more important then firepower, as proved by union victory

[billyank1864]

What a crazy group of farbs...

[AugerIn]

Amazing well fed for starving Confederates.

[360Nomad]

Richmond Howitzers!!!

[Misiame]

wow his hat fell off thats the whole reason

[joe23ba]

fuck yall

[monkeynuts76]

YEE HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saints360row]

Neither side "wins" from almost any civil war.

[HEYBUDDY1337]

Wats the song used in this vid I like it

[doserdog]

@HEYBUDDY1337 The battle hymn of the republic , probably the most famous military tune ever written...

[Jemmer1000]

I think the presence of port-a-potties at Gburg deserves further investigation. Could be a PhD thesis in it.

[revdral1]

cracker of a cannon tho...

[grimm61111]

LOL meanwhile, the north had already set up 5 cannon and 2 gatlings and has already begun to fire....

[friendoffta]

@ThreeDaysOfDan you better not mean all southerners from what i can tell morthern boys like southern hirls like me

[ThreeDaysOfDan]

sotherners=TEA PARTY

racist fusk, are what i cal hill billies

[ArethusaBill]

Who ever heard of a fat rebel?

[burn19ballz]

@ArethusaBill the food in the culture ain't no laughing matter,i'm just lucky i've got a high matabolism(spelled it wrong) i got a bunch of rebel buddies that are fat as fuck from that old southren cookin'.ha ha ha

[SmokeyHickChick]

Porta Pottie in the background! Whoo hoo!

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

They lost because it took them 2 minutes to fire a cannon? 

[BossHossGT500]

Ok, Give Er The Gas Again, Clem

[biddycy]

omg one cannon went off everyones like wow thats the only way they have fun in the south

[jack91x]

@biddycy Obviously you didn't get the joke. Try harder next time.

[554687858]

"Ready, aim, fir"...'wait a sec, captain, my dadgum hat fell off'.' "Alright sergeant, now ready, aim"...'dadgumit, there it goes again.' "Goddamnit sergeant, fuck your fuckin' hat - just shoot the damn thing." 'Hokey dokey, here she goes...shit, hey cap, the string thingy don't work.' "Jethro, you piece of shit, just pull on it - pretend it's your dick." KABOOM. 'Helldoggy cap, she worked that time!' "Yeah, no fucking shit, genius." "Here's your hat - looks like someone shit in it."

[Skytroop]

That's a rather well fed Confederate I would say. also a rather interesting uniform jacket. Oh yes,.....when all else fails point your weapon at someone point blank on camera for the world to see.

[jtdrummer2112]

If the numbers had been equal, the south would have won. period.

[JoezVendetta]

@jtdrummer2112 . True but the South just didnt have the man power. But they did have better soldiers. They were just overhwelmed by yankee number. Im not sure of the total but I think it ws like 10 to 1 ratio at the start of the war. If you like civil war history check out the author and historian Shelby Foote he is awesome. Fight Rebel Fight!

[m96c40]

@JoezVendetta Two million confederates vs twenty five million yankees, according to the 1860 census.

[misterlewis1]

These are the kind of people that make it embarassing to call myself a reenactor/living historian. It's always the farbs that appear on camera and in the publics eye. This group and groups like it are a disgrace...to both sides.

[7855waldo]

@misterlewis1 - Go teach your grandmother how to suck eggs.

[misterlewis1]

@7855waldo 1. You are just upset because you are one of these types of people and 2. Until you can tell me why I'm wrong I will refrain from teaching her anything ;)

[7855waldo]

@misterlewis1 - I'm not upset. "Eggs" is a restrained way of suggesting that you're overreacting.

I dunno, maybe where you live, it has a different meaning, in which case I really would hate to live in a world of hair-trigger-tempered grandmothers taking umbrage when the egg delivery truck comes @ the corner to make deliveries.

May I go now? You yourself are perfectly capable of determining whether or not you're "right" or "wrong."

And now, back to the life of fun and sunshine.

[misterlewis1]

@7855waldo lol, ok, I will admit my ignorance to the phrase...honestly, I don't believe I've ever even heard it before. I wouldn't have posted if I didn't know I was right. ;)

[gabriel19551]

I couldn't stop laughing!! Thank heaven these guys weren't in Longstreet's Battery!

Long live the South!

[ruku871]

actualy the confederate artillery was quite efficient especialy the virginian artillery cores as quite a few of them were from west point and actualy took class on the subject real confederate artillery cores would put this group to shame

[hovanti]

Yes, never point a weapon at anything you don't intend to shoot.

[danzig387]

Never point a weapon at a person...

[cooldogcool51]

is this song blood up on the risers? because its a great song are you a man of history?

[Skytroop]

@cooldogcool51 "Battle Hymn of the Republic"

[183breezy]

LOL