This fishing inspector and the 15 year old from a nearby mine are my heroes from Gold Rush Discovery Channel Subsidizes Idiots Alaska. Both show about a thousand (no, infinity) more sense, expertise, and concern than the morons who came up from Oregon to try to make millions.
The obvious sorrowful fact is that it's the morons who prevailed, as they're set for a second season despite "losing everything". "Losing everything" in Disovery-speak means "getting another $1million from the show".
Todd Hoffman gave me a "BJ" behind the toilet block at Sandy High back in 85'. It was the next day when he offered me another for half price, that I realised that this douche bag would do anything for a quick buck. The first one only cost me a fiver!
These self serving pricks are raping the enviroment on the chance of making a quick buck. Man I'd love to sink my boot right up Todd and Jack's "Glory hole"
TELL YOU WHAT! That LARD ASS "leader" wannabe (Todd) would only have to talk tuff to me one time and I would rearrange that gnome beard on to the back of his fat and sloppy neck! He's a punk and he needs to be punched but more than anything, he REALLY needs to lay off the cheese burgers! A drama queen who impersonates a tough guy and loves playing up the the camera. Bet ya dollars to donuts he'll be even fatter next year and with a bigger mouth.
The hoffmans are the prime example of the superior species of retard bred in Oregon. All Todd can say is fricken. He's a fricken BANKRUPT fricken vagina! Ps his dad aka the biggest ignorant douchebag on the shows name is Jackoffman. Hahaha what a jackoff
Tadd and Greg are both gutless. Just wait until Jimmy gets his show and digs gold and is rich. Tadd is a wont too look like Tank Abbott UFC. Look it up.
Its no more than a documentary thats scripted. Just listen... fish how dumb can you be todd..... 2 bil and todd got how much gold? please... Its scripted.
what a moron.fuck up a pristine salmon stream without even checking with the fish and game or blm .and drag all those people into your ignorant greedy fucking dream of gold and riches..you deserve all you got comming .you not only fuck up the enviornment .your a pussy disguised as a fucking know it all bully..where is the episode where dorsey bends you over a stump and fucks you like the bitch you are? cant waite to see you panhandling on the streets of seattle. shame on discovery channel
what a moron...fuck up a pristine salmon stream without even checking with the fish and game .. or blm .and drag all those people into your ignorant greedy fucking dream of gold and riches....you deserve all you got comming ...you not only fuck up the enviornment ...your a pussy disguised as a big fucking know it all bully...where is the episode where dorsey bends you over a stump and fucks you like the bitch you are??? cant waite to see you panhandling on the streets of seattle...next show
What is worth more? Gold? Or Fish? Let's see, the gold is mined and never comes back. The salmon return every year, and you can eat salmon, you can not eat gold.
If it was not for Dorsey's flip-out their machines would be in pieces all summer and they would have made no money at all. Those machines should have bin running within the first week they were their. looks like their there for a vacation
These jugheads didn't do a lot of research before they went to mine gold. from know what equipment they needed to knowing mining regulations. the difference between doing it 100 years ago and now is the federal government and the trillions of pages of regulations they have.
#1 hit show in all of television on friday night? Maybe the first episode until people realized how bad this actually is. Some tv execs need a bit of a "reality" check.
Stupidity at its finest , With the price of all that equipment the amount of money spent on getting it and themselves to Alaska ...come on its no wounder they are bankrupt . If they would have had an auction each one of the could pay off their homes.
mining for gold is not easy & there have been many that have spent years trying... better go back home & work for mcdonalds & quit f%cking beautiful land with your stinky ass "equipment".
glad to see Fish & Game out there keeping the 'tards from messing things up!
What a bunch of idiots. I really believe that they measure ones manhood by facial hair. They all need a clue, and the old man belongs in a home. Other than the bible, I wouldnt be surprised to find out it's been years since they read a book.
I wish Alaska Fish and Game would shut them down for good.
Good Job Inspector! Doing what you should be doing - protecting the land and water. Why would the idiots think that channel would be permissible? They need to read their permit.
@RJPinMN No shit there lucky it wasn't BLM they would have shut them down I'm wondering if they are going to be Inspected by MSHA before there season is done that would be the episode to see
@muddymuddymuddmann absolutely, many cheers for the inspector... not only doing his job, but doing an important job.
I wouldn't give 2 shits if that creek had excess spawning pairs every season, lazy/ignorant construction workers don't belong near ANY watershed.... or better yet, IN THE BFW CHANNEL AT TIMES!!! ..... that permit must have been crazy to get...
@eeeen321 YA THEIR MONEY GOES TO THE SELL OUTS AND THEY PAY THE INSPECTORS TO RUN THEM OFF. AND FINE THEM FOR MORE MONEY. THE NATURE WAS NEVER A CONCERN. 2 DIFFERENT BRANCHES OF GOV, BUT THE SAME MONEY.
tank abbott
dacrd 3 weeks ago
the fat guy with that shit on his face doesnt know shit and should be in a mental hospital
canadamonster 2 months ago
My brother thinks this show is hilarious XD
hhhwebkinz 3 months ago
This fishing inspector and the 15 year old from a nearby mine are my heroes from Gold Rush Discovery Channel Subsidizes Idiots Alaska. Both show about a thousand (no, infinity) more sense, expertise, and concern than the morons who came up from Oregon to try to make millions.
The obvious sorrowful fact is that it's the morons who prevailed, as they're set for a second season despite "losing everything". "Losing everything" in Disovery-speak means "getting another $1million from the show".
PerkyMcPerkypants 4 months ago
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@dogerdinks you are one dumb ass fagget
WaHokie6 6 months ago
Todd Hoffman gave me a "BJ" behind the toilet block at Sandy High back in 85'. It was the next day when he offered me another for half price, that I realised that this douche bag would do anything for a quick buck. The first one only cost me a fiver!
dogerdinks 8 months ago
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ycalnai 8 months ago
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dogerdinks 8 months ago
These self serving pricks are raping the enviroment on the chance of making a quick buck. Man I'd love to sink my boot right up Todd and Jack's "Glory hole"
filthykhunt 8 months ago 2
this show is a nightmare!
propjam2 8 months ago
mabye he need put screen in end of channel so fish cant go there where pond is .. so let water go thought screen buit not fish
dogmusher 11 months ago
TELL YOU WHAT! That LARD ASS "leader" wannabe (Todd) would only have to talk tuff to me one time and I would rearrange that gnome beard on to the back of his fat and sloppy neck! He's a punk and he needs to be punched but more than anything, he REALLY needs to lay off the cheese burgers! A drama queen who impersonates a tough guy and loves playing up the the camera. Bet ya dollars to donuts he'll be even fatter next year and with a bigger mouth.
But hey, his dad is pretty cool.
skiporamadeducci 11 months ago
The hoffmans are the prime example of the superior species of retard bred in Oregon. All Todd can say is fricken. He's a fricken BANKRUPT fricken vagina! Ps his dad aka the biggest ignorant douchebag on the shows name is Jackoffman. Hahaha what a jackoff
umassfb39 11 months ago 2
Tadd and Greg are both gutless. Just wait until Jimmy gets his show and digs gold and is rich. Tadd is a wont too look like Tank Abbott UFC. Look it up.
paulwesst2010 11 months ago
fishing salmon is so damn fun,takes skill to catch em with ur hands though.now THAT is a dinner well earned
urbman29 11 months ago
Should just put up a very fine net to keep the fish out.
DarkyBlue 11 months ago
@DarkyBlue Ye, why dont they do sumthin like that, make it go a bit high above the water too so they cant jump over.
DarthScosha 11 months ago
Its no more than a documentary thats scripted. Just listen... fish how dumb can you be todd..... 2 bil and todd got how much gold? please... Its scripted.
paulwesst2010 1 year ago
Government sticks it to the man!!
WhatCanIsay100 1 year ago
lol that tiny ass little channel is going to hurt the fish industry....
nathanbear123 1 year ago
what a moron.fuck up a pristine salmon stream without even checking with the fish and game or blm .and drag all those people into your ignorant greedy fucking dream of gold and riches..you deserve all you got comming .you not only fuck up the enviornment .your a pussy disguised as a fucking know it all bully..where is the episode where dorsey bends you over a stump and fucks you like the bitch you are? cant waite to see you panhandling on the streets of seattle. shame on discovery channel
mrspanky20101 1 year ago 2
@mrspanky20101 Well said!
ycalnai 8 months ago
what a moron...fuck up a pristine salmon stream without even checking with the fish and game .. or blm .and drag all those people into your ignorant greedy fucking dream of gold and riches....you deserve all you got comming ...you not only fuck up the enviornment ...your a pussy disguised as a big fucking know it all bully...where is the episode where dorsey bends you over a stump and fucks you like the bitch you are??? cant waite to see you panhandling on the streets of seattle...next show
mrspanky20101 1 year ago
What is worth more? Gold? Or Fish? Let's see, the gold is mined and never comes back. The salmon return every year, and you can eat salmon, you can not eat gold.
windsofsolaris 1 year ago
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dieds14 1 year ago
Todd needs someone to MMA KO him big time. He is nothing but a fat ass shit talkier that thinks he tough.
torchrunner2010 1 year ago
This entire problem could've been solved with a single, underwater fence filtering water from the river.
Oh wait, I forgot common sense doesn't apply to this fucking show.
ericli51 1 year ago
This show is scripted. So much for a real documentary from the Discovery Channel.
FloridaRaider 1 year ago
If it was not for Dorsey's flip-out their machines would be in pieces all summer and they would have made no money at all. Those machines should have bin running within the first week they were their. looks like their there for a vacation
badatcards 1 year ago
This show is a joke. the number one cable show on Friday nights? Seriously? My opinion of the Discovery Channel just went down about 10 notches
munit1954 1 year ago
I have an idea Todd. Blame Dorsey for it.
practicalwhacktical 1 year ago
@monsterfishAK How about the Lower 48's that aren't dumb fucks? Lol.
practicalwhacktical 1 year ago
Myself, I did not like Dorsey at all. He was a dumbass.
MsJojo540 1 year ago
These jugheads didn't do a lot of research before they went to mine gold. from know what equipment they needed to knowing mining regulations. the difference between doing it 100 years ago and now is the federal government and the trillions of pages of regulations they have.
floatpool 1 year ago
SCRIPTED SHOW AS JIMMY DOESEY SAYS
therealrockondon 1 year ago
Justin Timberlake!!!
agearmaster1 1 year ago
#1 hit show in all of television on friday night? Maybe the first episode until people realized how bad this actually is. Some tv execs need a bit of a "reality" check.
yabbut51 1 year ago
Stupidity at its finest , With the price of all that equipment the amount of money spent on getting it and themselves to Alaska ...come on its no wounder they are bankrupt . If they would have had an auction each one of the could pay off their homes.
GWARCUM 1 year ago
mining for gold is not easy & there have been many that have spent years trying... better go back home & work for mcdonalds & quit f%cking beautiful land with your stinky ass "equipment".
glad to see Fish & Game out there keeping the 'tards from messing things up!
toyznstuff 1 year ago
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This is the worst show ever made. Dorsey is mentally bankrupt and he's not smarter than a first grader!
kim1000bulbs 1 year ago
this is the worst show ever made. Dorsey is mentally bankrupt. He's not smarter than a first grader!
kim1000bulbs 1 year ago
What a bunch of idiots. I really believe that they measure ones manhood by facial hair. They all need a clue, and the old man belongs in a home. Other than the bible, I wouldnt be surprised to find out it's been years since they read a book.
I wish Alaska Fish and Game would shut them down for good.
WillyFeelerbusch 1 year ago 2
Good Job Inspector! Doing what you should be doing - protecting the land and water. Why would the idiots think that channel would be permissible? They need to read their permit.
RJPinMN 1 year ago 2
@RJPinMN No shit there lucky it wasn't BLM they would have shut them down I'm wondering if they are going to be Inspected by MSHA before there season is done that would be the episode to see
wdmforrent1 1 year ago
Why don't they just put a mesh screen across the mouth of the creek? Even without it its doubtful that any salmon would be harmed by that trench.
darkstar6909 1 year ago
neat ...dang fish cop
gasdorf 1 year ago
NEW PROGRAM : Its about the lives of the camera men that shoot these programs....
flemish4 1 year ago
thats a fun job walking around the forest n geting paid
likexmike 1 year ago 26
@likexmike Yeah he's probably made more money than Todd and the crew made all those months together.
reeleast 9 months ago
i like how river flows
ThomasisaMAN 1 year ago
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Hip, Hip, Hooray!
kshackleton 1 year ago
THREE CHEERS FOR THE INSPECTOR.
MUDDy
muddymuddymuddmann 1 year ago 32
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@muddymuddymuddmann
Hip, Hip, Hooray!
kshackleton 1 year ago
@muddymuddymuddmann absolutely, many cheers for the inspector... not only doing his job, but doing an important job.
I wouldn't give 2 shits if that creek had excess spawning pairs every season, lazy/ignorant construction workers don't belong near ANY watershed.... or better yet, IN THE BFW CHANNEL AT TIMES!!! ..... that permit must have been crazy to get...
eeeen321 1 year ago 3
@eeeen321 YA THEIR MONEY GOES TO THE SELL OUTS AND THEY PAY THE INSPECTORS TO RUN THEM OFF. AND FINE THEM FOR MORE MONEY. THE NATURE WAS NEVER A CONCERN. 2 DIFFERENT BRANCHES OF GOV, BUT THE SAME MONEY.
MUDDy
muddymuddymuddmann 1 year ago