People choose to shop at Tesco instead of 'local' shops. It's the people who are to blame. Personally i couldn't give a shit about 'local' shops. Why should i?
Fact is, this couldn't even work as comedy if the reality wasn't there to be seen.
Tesco are one of the most glutonnous money-sucking devices on the planet. First supermarkets, then mega-supermarkets EVERYWHERE, but not enough for them. So, into local areas to mop up the crumbs, with several specs. of smaller stores, fuel station stores.
But hey, it's not Tesco's fault, oh no, it's the usual stooge, the evergreen, dividend-hungry "Our shareholders". The ultimate distractionary fall guy.
There's more truth to this than most of us know. Tesco have stores across the world now and own massive chunks of land in Thailand , China and India amongst other places
They will take over - and we will be enslaved by them - Im being serious they sell everthing (they may be indians) £ 1 in 7 pounds goes to these people - do nt shop there no one should have that power - I try and pread myself between Asda and Morrisons - prices asimilar but spread yourself around - you will feel better - its a bit like global warming - well this is a GLOBAL WARNING of things to come
Very true - I think we all should spread ourselves around - Me and the wife have started shopping at local shops a few pence more but I enjoy meeting and speaking to the owners -- etc and I know the following is cliche but "you get a sense of community" people know you by first names etc and its quiet enjoyable to a certain extent despite the kids playing demolition derby :-)
DWL....PMSL..ROLMAO....what madness..
bevsincla 2 weeks ago
"I warned you, I warned you but did you listen to me oh no..."
Tim the Enchanter (Monty Python).
1996Coaster 1 month ago
People choose to shop at Tesco instead of 'local' shops. It's the people who are to blame. Personally i couldn't give a shit about 'local' shops. Why should i?
Ricky103 6 months ago
Hilarious.
Kovaelin 7 months ago
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H. G. Wells would be proud.
LOL at the Tom Cruise bit at the end!
Kincajou 8 months ago
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Kincajou 9 months ago
Fact is, this couldn't even work as comedy if the reality wasn't there to be seen.
Tesco are one of the most glutonnous money-sucking devices on the planet. First supermarkets, then mega-supermarkets EVERYWHERE, but not enough for them. So, into local areas to mop up the crumbs, with several specs. of smaller stores, fuel station stores.
But hey, it's not Tesco's fault, oh no, it's the usual stooge, the evergreen, dividend-hungry "Our shareholders". The ultimate distractionary fall guy.
CodeTwo2 9 months ago
I'm danish, and this is hilarious.
Fantazilon 9 months ago
There's more truth to this than most of us know. Tesco have stores across the world now and own massive chunks of land in Thailand , China and India amongst other places
kolakommando 9 months ago
HOLY SHIT!
RawrNinjaBurgers 10 months ago
Tom Cruise is flying through space
Stereotuna 1 year ago
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Stereotuna 1 year ago
They also invaded the best rock club in Manchester. Thanks a lot Tesco
Gellikins 1 year ago
@Gellikins damn the Tescos Jillys to hell!
Ushiku89 1 year ago
@Ushiku89 Here here!!
Gellikins 1 year ago
tesco is hellbent on world domination, only walmart and walmarting can stop it.
mat2000100 1 year ago
Wahey, Warfield and Martin's Heron Tescos :)
RobertREX3 2 years ago
TAHS AWESOME! XD
ShroukiePoo 2 years ago
I work for tesco and we will control your world veeeerry soon
CyberLeader91 2 years ago 4
I liked the fact that even though it was a comedy it had great CGI.
MrThermomanPreacher 2 years ago 24
''All electronic equiptment was given away with newspapers. Everything else was boguht at Tesco. . .''
JamieeTheGreat 2 years ago 3
Tesco ergo sum, as they'll soon be saying.
sidmain19 3 years ago 14
That is awesome! Very well done to make a funny film about an ENGLISH supermarket! 5/5!
SmithytheDrummerBoy 3 years ago 7
Their slogan changed from "every little helps", to... "We control every aspect of your life." I loled IRL.
pking4bread 3 years ago 6
there all over i live in slovakia and there over 30 tescos
sexytorchy 3 years ago
They will take over - and we will be enslaved by them - Im being serious they sell everthing (they may be indians) £ 1 in 7 pounds goes to these people - do nt shop there no one should have that power - I try and pread myself between Asda and Morrisons - prices asimilar but spread yourself around - you will feel better - its a bit like global warming - well this is a GLOBAL WARNING of things to come
MukyMagic 3 years ago
But ASDA are owned by Walmart Mucky, And Walmart are way bigger, and more evil than tesco's can ever dream of being!
TheWillOfG 2 years ago
Very true - I think we all should spread ourselves around - Me and the wife have started shopping at local shops a few pence more but I enjoy meeting and speaking to the owners -- etc and I know the following is cliche but "you get a sense of community" people know you by first names etc and its quiet enjoyable to a certain extent despite the kids playing demolition derby :-)
MukyMagic 2 years ago 3
@MukyMagic Nice to see someone having the same feelngs as me, the supermarkets are destrying everything
spo5egy 1 year ago
@TheWillOfG dont be silly, it cant be evil vs evil, have a look at my comment
mat2000100 1 year ago
Hahaha, I love it.
We got invaded in 5 hours though :(
Pruptraekkeren 3 years ago
Aah, I can so see this happening!
Very funny stuff.
ConservativeHippy 3 years ago 3