A380 : 130mph toilet flush

[LBbroadcast]

Chick Norris doesn't need a toilet

[damodura]

Why is Bear Grylls narrating my toiletry education?

[FatSongProduction]

shit

[TheXeeman]

What happens if you put your hand in there and flush?

[zetaf]

what happend if you shit hard poop

[lanswipe]

chuck norris's toilet flushes at 9001 mph

[ibrahimhcaglayan]

I am sure they do tests with model shit samples also. I saw this at a ceramic toilet bowl manufacturer in Turkey. They use standardized shit models and believe it or not they have british shit, german shit etc etc depending on alimentary habits of different nations. If shit insists on floating in the bowl...back to the drawing board it is. With Airbus they must have a United Nations of shit models. Sorry to put it so plainly, but I thought it would be a contribution to the discussion matter.

[EtherliteG580]

alright, i hope i don't see real human shit in the video

[yamahonkawazuki]

Airbus we suck teh crap out of you

[purpleravenstar]

A high-speed dump at 30,000 feet!

XD

[biggerbi]

130mph ? Jeez, now that's one FAST turd !!!

[sancornorth]

Nice!!!

[WhereIsTheBeefBro]

What if your but sealed round the toilet seat ? :X

[d46512]

@WhereIsTheBeefBro Mythbusters did that once. It was funny shit.

[TedanatorUK]

what a fun job, eh?

[wojbert]

in polish rail cars you shit strait to the ground , sa if you photographig train to close you can looks like phanter..

[spiritcrusher923]

"This is formula one technology for toilets" lol hahah

[Redden08]

I just think it's awesome how if you work here, you don't have to worry about getting to the toilet on time if you're new and don't know the place.

[PaganEgyptian]

no testing of solids. Toilet paper doesn't count. Try Golf Balls. Thats what Standard Toilet testers use.

[jwboll]

@PaganEgyptian Not to worry, after eating the food on the plane, there will be no solids placed in those toilets anyway.

[nealshireman]

2:30 and flushed with success... OH THE IRONY

[TheRabbitFear]

finding an awnser to a sticky problem lol gross

[MultiCARTOON]

man i hate that plane toilet noise.

[sbeer6er]

can you flush half a roll of tp?

[applesweeter]

Dear All,

I have some questions about psychology:

(1) Why do we love flying?

(2) Why do we feel that toilets on aeroplanes are so interesting and so funny?

(3) Compare with the toilets at home, why do we think that aeroplanes' toilets are so special?

(4) Why do we like about using an aeroplanes' toilets?

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE for your creative ideas and brainstorm!!! :)

[unclesara]

@applesweeter 1.Flying is fun and saves time. 2. Technology is cool, even applied to toilets. 3. Technology. 4. People ride airplanes. People also shit. Thus, people must shit on airplanes.

[applesweeter]

@unclesara

Do people like the aeroplane toilet because the plane's toilet looks like a big toy?

What do you think about the following statement?

"Passeneger enjoy to go to the aeroplane's toilet because it looks like a mni hotel toilet. We can reach anything in the arm length."

Please express your opinion!!

[miguelmercedes]

test on kaka nou papier i was en toulet met kaka en mucho problema

[seinfeldfan7898]

lol u can now just drop that chamber out of the plane like a bomb before landing lol

[cookiecave1283]

I'm kinda scared of plane toilets!

[MultiCARTOON]

@cookiecave1283 me too i got phobias because im scared, i may be suck inside of plane loo. aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[fletcherhf73]

You can see the waste chamber fog up because air is inside there now

[fletcherhf73]

Why do only areoplane toilets work like this like this?

[seinfeldfan7898]

@fletcherhf73 What, you want a freekin 130mph toilet in your house???

that would be kinda cool though

[l3ks1]

@seinfeldfan7898 Imagine if the pipes from youre toilet comes out from your house directly to the neighbors yard, and the shit flies 130mph.

[conhopper78]

Toilets of High Speed Trains work the same way.

[LochMorar]

The exit hole in the toilet bowl seems to have quite a small diameter - I wonder what happens if someone makes a large deposit?

[soundspark]

With such a strong vacuum, it's not a problem.

[ratmtbola]

That's no problem, I tested it myself lol

[emilen2]

@LochMorar Unless you shit bricks, you're ok :)

[tnhl77]

@LochMorar breaks appart under the preassure of the vacuum

[bur333]

senol mertol :) he is actually Turkish !

[tatercito]

i`d like to know... can you screw on the plane ? or is just for pissing ?....

[syafiqpilot]

WOW!no wonder when i board the A380 and i went to the toilet the when i flush it has the same sound LOL!

[alsuwaidi87]

216 kmph

[girlhitsbus]

I like how he over emphasised the word 'straining'.

[Ethanerkul]

Harry potter :D

[flyingpostaldude]

60 (meters / second) = 134.216178 mph

[joesabido]

That's some fast shit...

[rambocivilairpatrol]

I GOT TO TAKE A SHIT NOW!!!!!!

[thibaulthalpern]

Proper testing would actually use German shit and not German toilet paper ;-) LOL I think the engineers should sit and crap on the toilet :)

Good video.

[NeoFalcon69]

Boy imagine the day my shit travels the speed of light.

[videoman223]

LMFAO

what if it flushed and you were sitting on it? XD you would get some big ass hickey on your ass ill tell you that XD

[wahkao1990]

0-130mph in...

ah fuck!

[Vcast0912]

well obviosley his voice is dul hese talking about shit his hole life all day for him is shit

[airlineman2606]

fukin hell 130 mph jees i dont want to get my bollacs get suked down there lol

[xPlantpoTx]

this would be good if u was a drug dealer and u need 2 get rid of the stash be 4 the cops come lol

[bcmasta1]

Ive been on many airplanes, I kow they flush like that. I didnt know there was such a complicated system behind it.

[BlotterMan3000]

yeaaa! they should consider the slogan like 'Airbus. Moving your shit real fast!"

[alkatifa04]

LOL!!

[panhead1219]

My turds come out faster then they can flush, when I eat at White Castle.

[zakatak110]

I don't think that they have to worry much about the size of the hole, i'm sure it is strong enough to break up the bigger tirds, and shoot thhem off!

lol!

[sergicolome]

Fastest shit in the world

[Fezztecfilms]

LOL... a 130mph lincoln log :L

[stinkinape]

what a dull voice the presenter has

[hombreaviador747]

muy bueno

[theshipman]

Where is a plunger when you need one?

[AnotherSceptic]

I've seen a couple of "shit engineers" in my life, but this is something new...

[AiiRBuSFL33T0]

ooo super fast... but a small hole in the toilet haha

[filipinoboy147]

fast toilet!!!! xD

[marcr69r]

130 mph turd? - try eat a vindaloo, give it a few hrs, i reckon you with break at least 250mph!

[halofreak200715645]

sohme seriously speehdy sewuhge. nice.

[tjisnumbaone]

great video. thanks for sharing

[callumnixon]

damn, nice toilet.

[feedwater]

Is this what Billy Connolly called a jobbie wheecher?.

[kam23ca]

I hope those crappers don't have a "reverse" mode.

[piloty5]

lmfao

[vaztion]

somebody would get kill (?) :/

[yamahonkawazuki]

@kam23ca or hope a larger person doesnt sit down on toilet when its flushing. that is some suction.

[JamesCameron1]

i love how the paper turns into dust almost by the time it gets to the tank lol

[truckinjeff]

Also the water evaporates at room temperature whenever it is put into a vacuum.

Oh ya and breaking the myth of getting stuck to a vacuum toilet. The lavatory sink drain runs into the toilet (just under the rim). If you were to seal yourself around the toilet seat, the drain would act as a vacuum breaker.

[Jenessi6]

ouch ! my ass would hurt if i would flush and still sit on it (cuz it's the air that pulls it, not water) XD

[Arcticviper]

No, it wouldnt, the toilets are designed not to seal, you'd probably feel a breeze around your legs and that would be that. Noone can get stuck to an Aircraft toilet. It is a myth. What they show is only the mechanics themselves, and none of the protective devices.

[bumblechicken69]

Yeah, get a good seal around your ass and you wouldn't even have to push.

[icemaster377]

MYTHNUSTERS

they tested this and there is no way in the world u can get stuck to one of these unless ur super fat!

[bumblechicken69]

LMAO. So Americans are at risk?

[icemaster377]

hahaaaaa lol i suppose yea =P

if they really want someone to get stuck just put a mcdonalds on the plane !

[icemaster377]

ooops ment MYTHBUSTERS not mythnusters

[tkktkt]

they only put tissue and water in it. how will they know how it performs if someone with puts a large SHIT in the toilet? if i shit a large brown log into that, it may cause a line rupture!!!!!

[yvesgomez]

titanium is stronger than any kind of shit

[tkktkt]

lol with this toilet. you dont have to put effort into your shitting. it will suck the shit right out of you! and your intestine too!

[bumblechicken69]

Depends just how fast it's moving. Look how a little bit of foam debris caused the Discovery disaster. It's a matter of mathematics - mass, force. I know the shit's not gonna be exceeding any speed limits here, but the force of a flying turd is not necessarily one with which to be reckoned. Suffice it to say I'd step out of the way.

[bumblechicken69]

My thoughts exactly, at 130 mph. Imagine that coming at you.

[Deusrexmachina]

Hmmmm... holy shit? :-þ

[freespeachrulez]

no 130MPH Shit...lol

[Cybergrycer]

Fascinating video, but the narrator's endless toilet puns got a bit wearing to say the least. Though he did well to slip in "undeterred"! :-)) "Only doing my job", I suppose he'd say ... ;-(

[bumblechicken69]

Potty humor never gets old.

[adrianngan]

oh my god it's really like formula 1. Really fast

[aliens300c]

So if you are sitting on the seat and flush will it rip your ass out?

[bumblechicken69]

It'll turn you inside out. You'll swallow yourself and shit yourself right out.

[LakeNipissing]

That is exactly how the vacuum toilet system works above 16,000 FT altitude - differential pressure is used to evacuate the holding tanks. When the airplane is on the ground and up to 16,000 FT, electric vacuum pumps are used to evacuate the holding tanks. Correct valve sequencing prevents cabin decompression.

[banstaman]

Have you ever wondered why they don't use the difference of air pressure between the inside of the plane and the outside to flush the toilet?? We'd probably be sucked out, or explosive decompression might happen.

[louster200]

wow, watching your poop fly at 180 MPH. Wow...

[ss147]

The last Amtrak train I took had a lavatory that opened directly onto the track below! :-p (Pacific Coast 1998)

[bumblechicken69]

I was under the impression that they had long done away with those hopper johns in favor of chemical retention systems in the US...

[DominoFaz]

Wow! Must have been a great view

[tnhl77]

@ss147 no way really do you have vid or proof?

[Geno2733]

Amtrak uses the same thing. High Speed Shitters. lol.

[Cheapo15]

Do they not also use the same system on say, amtrack trains?

[XYZAB14328]

O.O  omg.....thats insane

[yuandrew]

Vacuum flush; very common on commercial aircraft and some ships

[MyTube1338]

thats some rly fast SHIT.. :D

[tomamil]

it's interesting because, actually, it would not be possible to build such an airplane without it.

[wowiejunior]

thet explains why toilets in airrafts sounds violent! veru intresting! please add more videos about airbus thanx

[hardhatarea]

wow. the speed of shit :)