Dane Cook - dude, I just wanna dance

[tayaes]

My left ear enjoyed this video.

[Milez4299]

201,000th Viewer :D

[wachachagirl]

I wanna express myself through the art of dance

[IrishSpy33]

Click 2:21 for beatboxing

[IrishSpy33]

That beat was awesome!

[spookyKAS]

i'm a dude and i go out just to dance...

[roxastheultima]

@spookyKAS well then..your weird..

[TXejas19]

Denim Cock XD

[LOVESALL3303]

lmfao so true I hate when the guy just comes and knocks up against me with his DENIM COCK!

[CriticallyOctane]

That was actually a pretty sick beat

[essyization]

3:20-3:44 x'D

[PrincessRhebeka09]

Lol. we do turn to our friends and go help meeeeee.. haahah! so trueee

[commandercornish]

why is every dane cook video some kind of fucking animation

[OriginalBeXzeR]

@commandercornish its Funny

[MrShenhai]

Whenever Dane imitates a girl talking, his tongue sounds different like he's lisping or something...

[GuitarGirllll]

Omg I'm crying. This is so accurate, esp at the end

[mathewmassacre]

the woofer so true standing trying to take a piss while your balls vibrate

[xxxARBITERxxx1]

"I'm in the fucking woofer!" LOL

[YumikoMishibatzu]

20 people ear's were ringing after the video..

[junoneedsbleeker]

i'll scream! [x

[TheAxelProject]

dane incredebly good at making his own club music...

[imegalovehalflife]

2:21

[wobbawobba147]

all i could think about at 3:25 was WHOPPER!!!!

[kirklandgeneration]

thats so true! when i leave a dance or... whatever all i hear for like 3 days is brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... then at school my friends walk up to me and there like ablavalwa mamvalkdf meispg harharhar!!! balasfglkshgaf and all i hear when they shut up is brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrr

[SarahGranger1]

My reaction:

0:03-ICHIGO KUROSAKI,WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[xxcerberusx]

@SarahGranger1 yeah i was kinda like : o.O le fuck ?

[killerish147]

MINE SHES MINE

[Foreverbluesbaby]

Good looking, Ugly, what is this.

We really do go Helppp me. But if he's hot, we turn to our friends and make that face... it's kinda like helllll yeah, look what I got :)

[xSmellTheRainbowx]

love his club music impression! :D

[Devilbaby111]

whats the woofer?

[Jaymzreimer]

@Devilbaby111 It's a part of a speaker Basically the biig stereo

[Jaymzreimer]

@Devilbaby111 It's a part of a speaker Basically the biig stereo Where all the bass comes from

[HetaliaIggyEyebrows9]

То же самое с Свадьбы .... о, Боже свадьбы

[imegalovehalflife]

woofer?



[MrPotatoSack177]

I haz a noob question what's a woofer?

[eldorado61guy]

@MrPotatoSack177 A speaker designed for low bass sounds.

[123654mathias]

3:00 press for dane's beat

[bowwowgurl01]

Can I just say, The people in this. Look pretty real. Tooo legit!

[Pwns4u]

20 people got stuck in the woofer

[GameDoctor21]

fuck guys tonight ? lol

[MultiLino91]

witch show is these ?

[SingItAsItIs]

1:02 to 1:12 .... me and my ex bf at a dance.... explains y hes single...

[Rubenmon1]

*fake disc scratch and beat* "Somebody scream!"

[roseabby100]

"What about that whole middle ground where YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!????!!!"

[redneckization11]

fucking awsome,fucking awsome

[jasonsan10]

Oh damn He beatbox :O

[EpicNerd309]

PFFFFF.....................HAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHASDHWE*F*Y$­*WYGHWEAOHFWE&RYER^@#$#EYWD@RH­FUOQEHv

[PrincessRhebeka09]

bahaahahahaahahahahahahhaha hahahaahahahahahahahahaa win!!

[MrWAZUPguys]

its that loud at a middle school dance to :*(

[SelenaGoldfish]

woofer?

[littlemissred12]

POW POW!!!! POW!!!!! rofl

sooooo true

[FMFDaniela1]

3:23 did anyone except me see "sad" in the text??

[MelanieK589]

I'LL SCREAMMM1!!! :D

[totoyman1]

LOL

[bonetrader21]

funny cus its true lol

[6perfectweapon]

ROFL!!!!!!!! this is sooo fucking true....you r soo fucking cool man :D

[patty44stonny]

thats is funny lol

[ShortyTheDireWolf]

1:23 I should not have takin a drink because it came back up! DX

[triskater141]

dane sshould beatbox

[elinaisgod]

HAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! oh maaan!! This is Awesome!

[JoetheLawnmowerGuy]

Best Part 3:00 SOMEBODY SCREAM!!!

[DanaTwila]

@JoetheLawnmowerGuy \( ^o^ )/ i'll scream

[FabulousXGFFxurzxtru]

@JoetheLawnmowerGuy ill scream...ill scream

[iannicely1]

why did the tasers look like squirtguns with urine coming from them?

[xboxboy98]

18 ppl couldent find the bathroom they found the woofer

[Dervanon]

just for about n hour xD

[Brackenpath]

mine...she's mine! *creepy gremlin voice* XD

[toontownpenny8]

at 3:18 it says sad in the firts line

[kennylover123100]

I JUST WANNA DANCE

[Msravegirl43]

dane cook should b a dj that was a pratty cool beat he made

[NerdyxDinoz]

Press 8 and 9 over and over to make an epic remix >:D

[DontKnowxDontCare]

lmao- as i was watching this there was a transformer ad and i thought of NO COKIES HRRRR! xD

[sita4196]

red head...ichigo!

[ilovelife234]

LMAO! all this is fucking TRUE! especially the ringing in the ears...

[xmetalhaedxD]

press 8 for awesome beat

[JessiRain94]

Our shoes and our pocket books xD

[dragongirl633]

XD right in the beginning a ad for flirting came up XD

[bieberfever20201]

fuckin awsome beat man! 2:58

[MrTattooeddrummer]

this is awesome

[NickelodeonBuff]

don't step in the woofer

[AngieLuvzWolves]

PLEAS DONT READ December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother cecked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight <----lol

[NotSoPrinceCharming]

@AngieLuvzWolves theres a kid in my town named scott johnson hes a fat ass liar.

[AngieLuvzWolves]

@NotSoPrinceCharming lol sorry i posted it because i thought it was stupid

[R87treik]

lol



[kikicwazy5]

This skit was my weekend. I was swatting off creepy guys like flies. I JUST WANTED TO DAAAAAAANCE!

[pringles103]

really dude....just like that lmao

[krazytxter99]

hahahaha i <3 dane cook so much "dude i wanna go and f*** some chicks. This place is full of f***ing speakers!!!!!!!" LMFAO

[TracNicful]

LMAO SOMEBODY SCREAM!

[thesunflowerwarrior1]

@angelwingz484 eet is now fifteen...

[max29297]

Lady screaming at 1:45.

[rhudman0312]

@sonicandamyinlove Seriously?



[deidarasempaipwnsall]

@rhudman0312 wtf is a woofer

[djholly2]

How can they fuck guys if they tazer em?

[riseagainst94]

@djholly2 lol he ment fuck guys like i dont want to have anything to do with guys, not literally fuck guys...

[wjrshepherd10]

My Denim Cock!!! XD

[cassie46397]

@wjrshepherd10 LOL!

[JDiorIlyBae15]

-the music-SOMBODY SCREEM???!!! Man:Ill screem :]

[Bbirdlove89]

LOLZ!!!!

[mrpimpalicious100]

13 people just wanna dance!!!!

[TheThebffshow]

illl scream!! xD

[miriamhinata]

lol'' she' MINE'' *evil voice*'' lol imma bi and imm girl.. but i'm taken by my 21 yr. old bf :P wh i looove and imma 15. and lol Dane Cook RULES! he's fucking hilarious mahnn and great job yu made on this vid!! lol . that was a good beat @2:21ish

[pinkypiedinosaur]

@miriamhinata is a prostitute....

[SmileyNathalie]

@miriamhinata TROLLLLLL

[HowToSayHelloInRobot]

@miriamhinata What is this I don't even--Look, I'm 15, and I wouldn't be caught dead with a 21 year old guy. Why, you may ask? Because no matter how nice they seem, in the end they only want one thing. The fact you're underage just makes it sexier for them.

....Also, why would you bring that up? It has absolutely nothing to do with the video.

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

Press 8 to hear Dane's awesome beat :P

[Sabo3113]

extra friesssss extra friessssss

[SpecialKitty15]

"SOMEBODY SCREAM!" XD

[hapibth0pel3ss]

yeah guys do not go to clubs just to dance they go their to meet chicks and even though girls say that bullshit they go their in hoping some guy will come up to them and ask them to dance. if not then stay the eff home and dance!

[spongebob112211]

Heeeelp....meeeee...

[MegaDchamp]

SUMBODY SCREAM!!

[konata4567]

DJ DC!!

[JstGoinForIt]

1:23 I totally thought he was about to say "Mine. My love...my...precious..." XD

[timemanguy]

Its the woofer guys dont go in there

[AceofJays15]

press 9 for chewbacca song

[TheMoiraBrown]

13 people walked into the woofer...

[shaneman322]

guys pres 8 over adn over after the sound he just made a very awesome song in 1 second xD

[Welcome01213]

LMFAO 3:00 ''SUMBODY SCREAM!'' hahaha

[gioelduraco]

dont go in that door guys that the woofer jajaj looooooooooooooooooollllllllll­l

[OfficalWizKhalifa]

"IS HE GOOD LOOKING IS HE FUCKIN UGLY" WHAT IS IZ?

[slpeters64]

@3:19 may I just say... that is an epic keyboard smash my friend.

[PwnN00bsFtw210]

SOMEBODY SCREAM!

[dotmeng921]

mind if i dance against u with my denim cock? haha

[marioluigi344]

thumbs up if u turned up the volume

[messed2552]

in real life its not high scool music call and guys dont go out to dance just to dance lol unles your gay which everyone avoids those clubs

[HelloTharButtSecks]

@messed2552 Please tell me you're joking.

[messed2552]

@HelloTharButtSecks its true no guy wants to go out to dance just to dance life isn some fucking high school musical if it was i would have died at birth

[HelloTharButtSecks]

@messed2552 Some of the most famous ballet dancers are male. Whatever rock you're living under, it might be a good idea to crawl out from beneath it before you further embarrass yourself. : |

[messed2552]

@HelloTharButtSecks ballet -.- gays dont ount hunny

[thedementedpianist]

@messed2552 Way to be homophobic AND generalize. As long as we're stereotyping, I suppose you're a muscular man who has no emotions and a huge cock because otherwise you don't count, 'hunny'.

[messed2552]

@thedementedpianist w.e ballet doesnt count cuz its stupid and nobody really likes it

[SickSchizophrenic]

@messed2552 Way to sound like a moron...

[messed2552]

@SickSchizophrenic well im not wrong -.-

[SickSchizophrenic]

@messed2552 Ok twelve year old kid, listen. You have an opinion, and that's cool and all, but to just blatantly dismiss ballet as "stupid" or something that "nobody really likes" is fucking ignorant. Grow the hell up. You pass off your opinion as fact like it's automatically correct. A guy doesn't have to be gay to wanna dance OR do ballet, and just because you don't like it doesn't mean everyone else doesn't like it. Stop being so arrogant try to open up your mind a bit.

[messed2552]

@SickSchizophrenic first of all im 16 second ballet is for gay -.- ad idiot guys trying to get some and failing so it is stupid and guys only join for that fact so no guy likes it -.-

[SickSchizophrenic]

@messed2552 First off, if you're sixteen, then stop acting like a damn ten year old. I'm sixteen and probably twice as mature as you. Second, ballet, like any sort of art, is for everyone. You don't have to be gay or an idiot (like yourself) to like it. Second, yeah we're both guys that don't care for ballet much, so? There's plenty of guys out there who are both straight AND intelligent that like ballet. If someone-no matter their sexual orientation or gender-wants to do ballet, then

[SickSchizophrenic]

@messed2552 it's most likely that they wanna join BECAUSE THEY FUCKING LOVE BALLET! Is it THAT difficult to comprehend something like that? I mean seriously, stop being such a fucking prick dude. Asides, straight male ballerinas probably get laid twenty times more often than a moron like you.

[messed2552]

@SickSchizophrenic 1 by guys so they dont cound 2 no straigt man likes ballet seriously its gay beyond all reason and the only reason a straight man would join is to try and pick up chicks which sually fail -.-

[SickSchizophrenic]

@messed2552 Ok, you know what? Seems to me like you have your head stuck so far up your ass that you're deaf to all reason lol. Little thirteen year olds like you need to hop the hell up off thier own dicks and learn to open up your minds up a lil' bit.

[messed2552]

@SickSchizophrenic apparently you dont understand NO STRAIGHT MAN LIKE BALLET

[SickSchizophrenic]

@messed2552 And you obviously don't understand that STRAIGHT MALES CAN and DO like ballet. Are you seriously that hard-headed or are you just fucking around with me at this point?

[messed2552]

@SickSchizophrenic neither first of all no they dont without them turning gay later on atleast -.-

[SickSchizophrenic]

@messed2552 ...Yeah, I give up. At this rate, just thinking about the future of society is making me depressed.

[messed2552]

@SickSchizophrenic its making me depressed thinking that it would be normal for men to like ballet and yes this is a fuck you comment and fuck all who dont know that ballet is boring ,gay -.- i know its all about they story behind the ballet but just looking at the ballet knowing the story is still boring

[oxoEMMIoxo]

@messed2552 you know football players sometimes do ballet right? its helps them strengthen their leg muscles. So ballet isn't for gay people, it actually is more of a workout if anything in my opinion. But millions of people do it doesn't mean they are gay. I'm just saying

[id493337]

@oxoEMMIoxo

...It still look gay as hell.

[Zerojimm]

Dane Cook + Hot Pockets = bliss

[TheRealScuba]

Reminds me of Prom Night 2011

[Gamaboy1122]

OH MY GOD I AM IN THE FUCKING WOOFER HOW DID I GET IN HERE?

[MrMrstupid200]

my favorite,,,,,, the last thirty seconds

[ShigunaHatsuke]

i luv that for a beat, i would'nt mind if they repeated it

[PivotEasy]

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS

[Justin1234239]

@PivotEasy justt like that

[Justin1234239]

hahahahahahhaha

[star3catcherSEQUEL]

HAHAHA! It's so true! XD

[ROCAMONI]

the guys look like 14 year old douches

[patmisa]

just for about an hour, lol

[Remzi101]

my denim cock lol



[TheHydropsfetalis]

that was a sick ass beat DC made @ 2:21

[EmigrantRiana]

yeah? just like that? hahahahahahaha

[lomanivirgo009]

wat show is this 1 from?

[metallicguns95]

12 People got caught in "The Woofer"

[MadaraHyuga]

It would have been funny if in the middle of that sex joke, he said my dick just died, can i bury it in ur ass. This is the cousin of the real user of this accounts so don't blame my the real user (my cousin)

[sunsetambrose]

SOMEBODY SCREAM!!!!!!!! I'll scream!!!