Rijno and Darknessthecurse review Brave Fencer Musashi

[ResidentVarmint]

@darkwee009 Agreed. I used to think people like RandomDCE and Hellsing and whatnot were cool, but now all they seem to do is plod around about insignificant bullshit. Except maybe JustKeepThatInMind, I still like him.

[x7c8r9]

@ResidentVarmint I use to like them too but then I grew up.

[ResidentVarmint]

@sparkingconduit I don't know, PhantomSavage's brand of humor might not be Beef's cup of coffee. KZX also has the tendency to make some really tasteless jokes, but they're still both pretty funny.

[JohnnyVegasShow]

So was this a review? An LP? A signature snuff film?

[CasualVideoGamer]

Wait... "this review soooo funny?" DAMMIT TYLER! No wonder ActionBastardAway is an ass to you, you have no taste!

[swordofkings128]

*whispers* you'll always be my brave fencer...

uhhh :S

[kman756]

Man. I liked Darknessthecurse when he was still around here on YouTube, but this is kind of souring my memory of him.

[smariofreak6489]

One good thing: This video will confirm the sexuality of the one viewing it.

[Degorth]

One good thing about that video: The game was not pirated.

[JakeNubbin]

Wait, they're BEST at reviewing games when they're together? So if Darknessbuttcurse did a solo review, it would be much worse in quality? An even worse camera pointed vaguely at Death-Smiles, and he just randomly shouts SOUL EATER every thirty seconds?

[TerryTheLoneWolfYo]

oh god its harry and perry from home movies at 7:15

[hurr48]

to me both rijno and darkness have similar voices, so i like to pretend its just one guy talking to himself

[MuffinOfFun]

I used to be subscribed to Darknessthecurse. I was a stupid, stupid kid.

[sparkingconduit]

"Two most annoying voices in the world have joined forces."

The funny thing is that this could as easily be applied to Retsupurae and PhantomSavage/KZX. The only difference is that those guys are funny together. A minute in and I'm already glad RPers lower the source audio so much.

[thatguy1145]

Any good thing about this video is nullified by the fact that it spawned Restupurae fanfiction of the worst kind with rijno and darkness guest starring. Can you guess what it's about?

[dxmagma]

@thatguy1145 them finally doing a review?

[hildegain]

The only good thing about this video is that we don't ever have to meet these people.

[TheTearsinthesky]

@darkwee009 ...are you me?

[LuigiFan210]

One good thing? The dark area means we don't have to look at more of that awful screen.

[OriganalPie]

The only good thing about this video is that you can't see eather of them.

[GeneticKH]

One good thing about this video is that the camera doesn't show them pissing in each other's cocks

[masterquest91]

Could you imagine a written review by these two? Tangent commentary and all.

[MightyKombat]

@masterquest91 Knowing this progenitor, it would be a document...only he'd poorly film it in Rijnovision.

[darkwee009]

Ah, this takes me back, back when I was in Middle School, a "noob" if you will on YouTube. I didn't have an account then and I remember finding these "popular YouTubers" like this entertaining (not Retsupurae, the video they are riffing)

I'm still baffled as to why I liked people like Darkness...

[TheBaehrClan]

@darkwee009 Dude, I was the exact same way... Remember Spax?

I... Wish I didn't.

[darkwee009]

@TheBaehrClan All I remember of him is the whole "GRIFFITH!11!" thing.

[unscenegamers]

I can find one good thing, it ends.

[xVanhite]

The only good thing about this video is Slowbeef and Diabetus are commentating over it.

[staticspaz21]

After watching this, I have no clue how I used to enjoy Darknessthecurse's videos.

[Sneep29]

There's one good quality about this video. It got Retsupurae'd.

[FinalGamerJames]

Hearing Slowbeef sound gay at 1:49 just sends shivers down my spine DX and yet it also warms the cockles of my heart with laughter XD

[TheEgotasticRipoff]

darkness sucked then...he sucks now :)

[HeavyxMedic53]

One quarter of a good thing: The camera doesn't pan around 180 degrees and show them in bed together.

[EasterGhost]

Oh, man. I remember Darkness. Jeez. I actually kinda liked him... When I was 13.

[tombusbytmb]

Their deodorant must have failed, again

[DaniellaChan92]

one good thing about this video. it boredf me to the point of finishing my drawings, lol

[Nintendoga]

Somewhere in an alternate dimension,

Slowbeef & Diabeetus are in bed together reviewing Brave Fencer Musashi, while Rijno and Darkness are making fun of their review on a channel called Wetsupurae

[Kuronji]

Mario condoms, it's a must buy for any serious gamer.

[TheArkTheArkTheArk]

"This might be the worst camcorder Let's pla- excuse me, 'review' I have ever seen"

Oh Slowbeef of 2009, you've so much pain ahead of you it's kind of depressing.

[Djinnfest]

@TheArkTheArkTheArk

Oh if only ye knew...

[WilliamLongfellow]

Rijno, Retsupurae is sorry and so am I. You're only the second worst LPer on the internet.

[CrazyCommentaries]

@WilliamLongfellow Wait, second?

[UmbreonMessiah]

@WilliamLongfellow I missed this update :(

[Khakisman]

Somehow Rijno finds a way to annoy me even more every video you guys put out. Maybe its the horrible quallity, maybe its the annoying voice. All I know is I hate Rijno and his terrible videos.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

3:23

it ends at some point.

[SeraphicSIlencer]

I'm drawn at pretty much nuthing here but the best thing I saw was the counter in the top right hand corner was visible 95% of the time....damn who thinks this is ok to do?

[Astos512]

One objectively good thing: It gives me the warm fuzzies to know that these two are a couple, and they get along well enough to review terrible games.

[mrmorozov9]

One objectively good thing; you can use this video to test the white balance of your monitor.

[PeteyPirahna77]

omg... I knew Darknessthecurse sounded familiar. He was playing against chuggaaconroy in one of his wifi Brawl matches... :0

[WaddleDee105]

I just learned a horrible fact: That Darkness guy has done worse videos then this. He did a review of a Ninja Gaiden game and it had like 8 parts to it! How the fuck do you do an actual review that long? Might as well be a let's play!

[GujinGod]

@WaddleDee105 Spoony's FFVIII Review was about 11 parts long and before he got ego-crazy, I thought that review was pretty good.

[asdfan1000]

One opinion against Darkness or any of his friends?! How have you guys not gotten password-hacked and account-closed by now? "Haha, they got butthurt and closed their account!" yeeeah bullshit.

[MightyKombat]

You sure that RIjno and his pallio didn't have to get an adult to set up that camcorder? I get the feeling Rijno tried sucking on it like a dummy before his mum came in.

[Seantendo]

One good thing: it made for good RP fodder.

Also, Navgtr is the featured video.

[TheIr0nMike]

I have one question that I can't seem to figure out:

Who's the top and bottom in this relationship?

[KantorekBaumerB14]

it ends

[Trobott]

ok with all the comments the most accurate portrayal of events for future rijno would be him some how mashing his vocal chords with a hammer and discovering the jolteon of lets plays only to find out a way to use british time travel techniqes and decide to take on the persona of navgtr but accidently after a lot of drugs the mother took fathered billymc.............. all of this to get back at retsupurae

[bobafettlvl]

TV looks nice i guess...

[T3hWaffleman]

One good thing: It was made before Youtube removed the time limit, so it's not like half an hour.

[Cheetah1251]

One good thing about this video: it's not navgtr.

[redfalconfox]

@Cheetah1251 That's a bad thing, the idiocy is hilarious, this crappy quality is just sad.



[Cheetah1251]

@redfalconfox

No, I meant that it was better than navgtr. Atleast these guys actually tried to talk about the game the whole time. Navgtr just talks for 2 minutes and then leaves a compilation of cutscenes for the remaining 8 minutes.

[arcticfox04]

Rijno and Cornshaq need to do it review together and BillyMC joins the RP Crew in a 1 time RP on the century.

[Anthony3PO]

Rijino then later in life went on to create another review of brave fencer musashi under the name of Navgtr.

[Octary]

One Good Thing: Because they have the camera so far away, there is less to see.

[claysmashbroshq]

Okay. I'm gonna hit both the like and dislike button, since I don't know if this commentary was good or bad.

[TehPonynaut]

One objectively good thing about this video?

Well, at least we're not seeing Rijno and Darkness doing the nasty.

[cousinted]

Guys, I am shocked by your suggestion that Rijno and Darkness are having sex.

If they were we'd be hearing more shit like "FELLATIO! OKAY! I'M STROKING THE DICK : IT'S REALLY HARD! OKAY! NOW IT'S SHOOTING JIZZ AT ME THERE SURE IS A LOT! OKAY!"

[Gazooki69]

@cousinted O_O is all I can reply to that. Seriously, I didn't need that image placing in my head. At all.

[grottypissedstained]

@cousinted Oh my gosh, I laughed for like a minute when I read your comment!

[GeneticKH]

@cousinted 69 thumbs up lol

[AceRyonik]

One of my favorite games of all time is now associated with this bullshit. Fuck everything.

[EponymousKid]

People read SLOWLY back then.

[DayBreakization]

@EponymousKid NO SPRINGS!! 

[wildrook]

Funny they should mention Mario Condoms.

I think they actually have STREET FIGHTER condoms somewhere...

[PointsofData]

I like how the top two comments are exactly the same.

[MrMariofan18]

the 1 good thing about this video: its only 10:55 long

[eggbandicoot6]

@MrMariofan18 At least navgtr's was shorter...

[PITZWIL100]

I might have actually enjoyed the retsupurae, if it wasn't on, DARKNESSTHECURSE!

[1CrazyFoxx1]

navgtr did a better review then this

[TheHeartless09]

1 good thing it's over at 10:55

[usernameclassifeid]

I love how both top comments are exactly the same.

[LessthanJake14]

Featured videos after watching this: Brave Fencer Musashi - Navgtr.

When I think of Navgtr as a palette-cleanser, that's when I know an LP is horrific.

[SGFAZ]

I gotta be honest, I'm a Darkness and Rijno fan. However, I don't like their Camcorder reviews, and I usually don't look at their reviews as informative, I look at them as something to laugh at. Rijno's Sonic 06 let's play was hilarious, to me.

[CandiFan1]

I love how the two top rated comments are identical.

Also, "I wanna see where I am"



[TheWykydtron666]

you know i really tried to think of one good thing but i couldnt

[CyberSlayer128]

One good thing: this video was made before the youtube time limit became 15 minutes

[rickhh1]

@CyberSlayer128: Or for some -- no time limit.

[PvtRichardCranium]

I think a good thing is that we didn't see any of the brave fencing they did before this.

*shudders*

[TheBreadBoxer]

The Navgtr review of this game is in the related videos. As much as I hate to admit it, there is no way in hell Navgtr's review could be worse than this, and if you don't believe that, then you are an IDIOT.

[DorianCairne]

"You and Darkness should do a review! You and Darkness should do a review!" said Rijno's mum, desperate to get them into the same room long enough to discreetly close the ventilation and re-open the gas leak.

[DarcOfTheShadows]

Goddamn those guys, BFM is one of my favorite games.

[stevegauch]

1 good thing? um.... a couple of guys are ripping into them and its entertaining

[sirchadword]

i would never fucking play this after what i have witnessed here today.

[TheEgotasticRipoff]

@sirchadword The game is actually pretty good. it's just that darkness and Rijno suck at reviewing games as well as playing games in general/

[BohepansTheThird]

One good thing? Rijno is SO going to Hell after this.

...Oh wait. I guess I can't prove that.

[notyoursavior78]

Man I feel guilty watching this. Like this wasn't intended to be viewed by the public heh heh heh

[blargyblargster]

One good thing: It ends.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

hey, dont make fun of them. this is what me and my girlfriend do every night after fucking.

[Mega10is]

In the related videos navgtr did a review of this to

[1CrazyFoxx1]

One good thing, they called it a review, so if you search up let's play, you'll never have to see this shit

[PondTheGreat]

You think this is a bad camcorder LP? I forget where, but I saw a Kingdom Hearts Lp where the camcorder was put by his hip across the room. So basically, you could see not only his TV and the TV stand, but the DVDs by the stand and even the rug. Sadly he removed his videos, but they certainly were a piece of work.

[JP52397]

1 Good thing: They recorded this AFTER they had sex.

[HGAlchanii]

1 Good Thing: The video didn't decide to loop.

[RoyStorey]

top suggestion: brave fencer musashi by navgtr, lmao

[MoreThan1isNotEnough]

Here's a good thing: If the original video didn't exist, then neither would the retsupurae. In fact, it's because of all the bad LP's and videos that retsupurae even exists in the first place.

So that's a good thing.

[TheRetroman]

Slowbeef! You and Betus should do a review! You and Betus should do a review! YOU AND BETUS SHOULD DO A REVIEW!!!

[YouAllSuck5000]

@TheRetroman No one said that, admit it.

[tomeoffinland]

You know what infuriates me about these camcordered Letsplays (aside from the fact that they exist at all) is that most camcorders have a fucking A/V in port. How difficult is it to plug your console's RCA plugs into your camcorder's A/V in port?

[chamchamtrigger]

It looks like the camera was trying to run away at the end.

[sastath]

I was going to say it ended, but I forgot there was a part 2. I guess there isn't one thing good about this video... if you could call it a video.

[usernameclassifeid]

I have to admit, Rijno is a pretty cool username.

[TheFryBoy1]

0:36 the moment slowbeef once again wishes he had a camera on him, cause yet again, he has his head in his hands

[steveharley0345]

Lol@ the tags..

[cosmicc2]

it ended

[Pzer089]

39 people still think darkness and rijno were ever entertaining! pathetic.

[YouAllSuck5000]

@Pzer089 Indeed.

[BabbyPyro]

7:40

I have never heard an noise of such pure disgust.

[MephilesTheDarker]

Also, "Kingdom Hearts" isn't an RPG? They are aware that RPG stands for "Role Playing Game" and that every RPG isn't turn-based? Yeah.....didn't think so.

[MephilesTheDarker]

I love how people can actually stand the obnoxious high-pitched screeches of their voices. Their entire fanbase must have ears made of lead.

[DayBreakization]

And I thought Game Dude was bad...

[TheEgotasticRipoff]

@DayBreakization Game dude is Oliver fucking Stone compared to Rijno and Darkness. Hell I'd go as far as to say that the IRate Gamer tops these two high pitched douche bags in terms of quality.

[KyngHalibytt]

Rijno and Darkness really should calm down.

[xenu4life]

I found one objectively good thing about this video: It's an excellent demonstration of everything you should NOT do when making a video review.

[blader09111]

I HATE how people think a let's play or a walkthrough count as a "review"

[YouAllSuck5000]

@blader09111 Ditto.

[rickhh1]

Taking your challenge.

This video opened the door to a great retsupurae. xD

[Squashylemon]

fuck yes a starcraft reference at 3:13

[TheToast7]

@Squashylemon Hivemind? That's a reference to insects social system. Zergs just copied it because they are somewhat like insects.

[WilliamLongfellow]

OKAY

[DayBreakization]

A good thing... uh... you don't see his room? Who knows what horror's lie in the lair of these "people."

[Scorpiondesu]

I can see the whole screen.

[JackofTrades75]

OKAY

[popledude]

A good thing, I can only see 40% of the video

[thedragonb0y]

Wow real classy guys.

[mugenlordftw]

You are like Let's play let's play people.

[CrashBandicoot4Ever9]

At least I didn't kill myself after watching it, and I watched it all...

[DD2225]

You wonder if the 30+ people who click dislike to this video are those two guys and multiple accounts they made for YouTube.

And playing this game from the same bed joke was hella funny.

[YouAllSuck5000]

@DD2225 I'd say it's them and their fanboys (most likely the latter.)

[Zikiel]

Two of the worst LPers, using the worst recording technology, fail to review the worst part of a game. That's skill.

[fman40000]

Good commentary but a bit of an overkill on the gay jokes. Word of advice limit yourselves to 2 or 3 gay jokes otherwise it just gets repetitive(sorry if thats spelt wrong).But yea darkness and rijno suck at reviews.

[SmNBahamut]

It was clear sound quality and I could clearly understand everything they said. Something objective that was good.

Less seriously, it made me laugh.

[Brian12327]

i like how the suggested featured video is the navgtr review

[rickhh1]

One good thing about this video... umm... umm... it's evidence that can be used in Divorce Court.

[Moley87]

Oh god the tags..

[uNkNowN5642]

Hm... one good thing about this video is that their intro is long enough for the basic comprehension of YouTubers.

[hurryingfred]

They got into a sword fight of their own...

[77Lupin1]

One possitive thing, I feel better knowing I am better than they are in every way. Quite a satisfying feeling.

[DXslilgangsta]

It's like listening to a retarted, gay and nerdy version of wayne's world

[KilobyteBrain]

"It's probably resting on a pack of Mario condoms that they just used."

"That's... that's awful."

[NerdMeech]

They raped Brave Fencer Musashi; THOSE BASTARDS!

I didnt cry in the dark after watc-

FUCK!

[Gight77]

one good thing, i know now i don't wnat to subscribe to either of them

does that count?

[Reyson129]

Get rid of black screen

*Oops!*

Make the commentary less painful to listen to

*Oops!*

Don't use a camcorder

*Oops!*

Don'y play the game at an angle

*Oops!*

I'd put an *Okay!* in, but I can't think of anything.

[UntitledHome]

@Reyson129

Reference unrelated video.

OKAY!

[Gight77]

@Reyson129

be annoying

*okay*

that would be a good one

[xplay108]

@Reyson129 Fuck up reviewing a video game

*Okay!*

[DrChuckles1]

What's good about it? It ended.

[FinalGamerJames]

"You'll always be my Brave Fencer".

Okay that just cracked me up so hard.

[CheatMasterAOD]

A good thing about the video is it ends

[NeoSZboy]

I liked this video mainly because Darkness and Rijno are entertaining together. The review not so much

[pyramidheadkitten9]

youtube is the reason no one likes america.

[DayBreakization]

So, it took retsupure for everyone to know how idiotic and terrible Darkness and Rijno are? People used to LIKE them?

[DenOfVipers]

@DayBreakization Same with that BigAl fucker, too, apparently. I can't think of anything sadder. And I watched Hackers today.

[Warpstarkirby]

i am viewer 37500 of this video

that is one eightieth of a million people.

think about that.

[thegrimripper322]

This is incredibly painfull, it is made more painfull by the fact that I used to like these faggots. I'm at a loss for words over how stupid I used to be.