Bundaberg Rum commercial (we wish England were Australia)

[Zingrz]

umm noo. I'm leaving Australia to go TO England. Australia sucks.

[TheKittybank]

Blugh, this ad is poop.

[TheSmithersy]

You cheeky convicts! We colonise you and this is how you repay us?

I jest, Theres nothing wrong with a friendly jab between friends.

[robbie84]

@TheSmithersy

friends?? u serious? more like brothers and sisters *thumbs up*

[TheSmithersy]

@robbie84: Exactly.

[mashie91]

But seriously, don't drink our rum (get your own!)

[gp1v07]

cheeky aussies, but funny ad - from a pom

[Furillac]

Fabulous ad

[k9DaAV]

"we wouldn't suck at sport" made me rofl so hard

[gilwillia]

You cheeky fuckers!

[Tatio9]

Lol Cook Islands 6 England 0

[jonnygb4]

BANTER

[blakey1992cafc]

3-1.

[swetenham1]

is it weird that this makes me feel patriotic? :)

[Laura7250]

Taken from another site "The target market is sports crazy, so we set the ad in England, Australia’s biggest sporting rivals. We took one of the famous English sporting anthems ('I Vow To Thee My Country') and turned it on its head, re-writing the words to talk about how great Australia is.

The English are renowned for their sense of humour, and have an expectation that the Aussies will be cheeky and irreverent. That gave us licence to depict English cultural icons such as The Royal family..."

[thethumbdoctor]

@Laura7250 im brithish anyone can freely rip brits in my eyes or most anyone i know as nobody here actualy gives a shit :p

[TheSmithersy]

@Laura7250: Although they depicted THEIR Royal Family as well!

[Laura7250]

Choir: We wish England was Australia We’d ditch work for a surf Have our mates round for a Bundy, the greatest rum on earth We wish England was Australia Every girl would be a sort We’d proudly drink Bundy Rum... MVO: (Singing) We wouldn’t suck at sport! Choir: Oh, but England’s not Australia We don’t have Bundy rum So until you send some over here, it’s Australia here we come! ANN: Bundy Rum. Made by one country, for one country only.

[hygtjufrkideloswaq]

This is actually our school song hahah but it has different words :P

[cozzy3002]

at 0:17 are they singing "every girl would be a slut?" that's hilarious! i'm from america so maybe slut means something else over there?

[pressuretested1984]

@cozzy3002 LOL no they're saying 'every girl would be a sort'

[cozzy3002]

@pressuretested1984 Ok, makes sense. Sort rhymes with sport. Still want to visit Australia though, even though you just told me that every girl isn't slutty. I guess I'll just have to try a little harder when I'm over there. hehe

[YummCookie]

@cozzy3002 Nope... means pretty much the same thing this side of the pond.

[stuiec7]

@cozzy3002 nah mate they say a sort its a english saying

[shcnoozlebop]

@cozzy3002 "every girl would be a sort"

[biggestFFXIfan]

@shcnoozlebop everygirl would be a slut... what you said made no fuckin sense mate

[MrHE1RO]

lmfao, im imagining all of you to have funny english accents and its almost as funny as the video.

p.s. Im American, straight and everything... minus the being fat. lol

[TheRy4an]

We got sun, women, sport, beaches, Bundy rum What do England have over in there fabolous land .....NOTHING

[Th1sWasATriumph]

Well, we certainly don't have as many convicts since you guys left us.

[Dubbo9876]

@Th1sWasATriumph yeh but 200 years later we have what england wants bundy rum

[teddylay89]

@TheRy4an we don't have cunts like you

[Jenzuka]

ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı ǝןıɥʍuɐǝɯ

[Sollirep]

Its funny cause its true.

[FallFoot]

@Sollirep

Us Poms would fuck u guys up

[00wen1]

@FallFoot us poms were the dominate rulers of the world. best army, special forces and everything. Make the best inventions.

Brits rule

[biggestFFXIfan]

@FallFoot shut up asshole, the brits and the aussies do very well together, and most poms that watched this vid, would agree with me when i say, get the fuck over it, its just a hilariously done commercial like alot of aussie beer and rum ads. no need to bring your shit into it.

and YES , british special forces are infact amazing.

aswell as the australian. but you wouldnt know, cause you play call of duty and think the army is ALL THAT AWESOME BUT MINES BETTER.

[TenWhoWereTaken]

Haaaa fuck you Australia you fucking prison colony.

Populated by the dregs of our society.

[Ariananikita]

@TenWhoWereTaken Woooooooooooooooow unwaranted anger much?

[olddeuteronomy]

Australia seems like it's another Canada, which is just fine by me. I'd love to go there someday.

[tehpwningdude]

@olddeuteronomy It's Canada but with less civility, more drinking and better weather :)

[waqman]

@tehpwningdude much better weather. God damn I hate the snow.

[Josh7163]

AUZZIE FUKIN PRIDE!!!!!!!!

[slayer017095]

what is the original song that this ad uses? I've heard it before but i can't remember where.

[Iceclimbers13]

i thought there would be a lot more rage in the comments, good to see everyones such good sports :)

[spanishlemon101]

i love australia as much as i love my own country england, no other country on earth has a friendly rivalry like us two

[dmied1]

yeah our country is pretty damn cool. i sent my sis in england some rum to cheer her up after calling her on the phone and talking about the lovely smell of ginger from the factory. god i love that smell of ginger in the morning with a slight chance of cane ash in the arvey. and yeah we may be racist to people but in our minds were complimenting them or politely greeting them. "hey pom, you want a mowa, noticed your lawns turning into a cane paddock"

[TheIvBrothers]

wouldn't suck at sport what aload of shit better than australia in every sport now. anyway all original white australians ar english anyway

[greatdevil88]

@TheIvBrothers ur so retarded this was 3 years ago

[KOL700]

Is it just me or a beer ads the best.

[highlandparkdram]

This was Jupiter from the planets Suite to me, but I am Australian. In all seriousness i really hope we beat you in the Cricket world cup ( 1 day) (i used to enjoy the T20 you pricks)), and I really hope you lose to us in the rugby world cup, or to South Africa or to France or to Wales or o New Zealand, or to... well any country in the world so long as you don't win. Yours sincerely , The highlandparkdram. PS. I thank you for The Floyd

[ACSeesIt]

wants to throw up when he hears an english anthem

[teddylay89]

@ACSeesIt more like throw a punch at you for that comment

[teddylay89]

@ACSeesIt As long as you don't do it in England that's fine. Do it in the shithole you live in

[JamesCunnyy]

the weather is rarely that bad and how bloody dark is it lets get serious now

[Gabzerelli5]

Aha i see, you rip the piss out of us then you beg us to come fill jobs in your country

Bit of a cheek don't you think?

[Satanstein]

Curse Them for having a growing economy

[Gabzerelli5]

Was that a dig at the UK?

[harry092]

dont you guys immigrate here because of our growing economy and the fact that we actually see the sun?? (i'm moving to the uk just havin a laugh mate)

[Gabzerelli5]

Haha, from the looks of your channel are you joining the British marines or something?

[harry092]

yeh joining the royal marines in 2011, got dual citizenship

[Gabzerelli5]

Dual citizenship? Is your mum or dad english? Anyway good luck with that :)

[harry092]

dads english, but i was born in australia so i get the best of both

[ozzyguy67]

@Gabzerelli5 If you dont understand the add its about Bundy Rum, it's not digging at England, we'd piss too many people off ;)

[Clarky1966]

Swap that British airport for one in Karachi (Pakistan), and that's what the exodus of vermin coming to the UK resembles.

[trixwiz7]

bahahah just watched the 'official' rendition of 'I vow to thee my country', sung by Katherine Jenkins. Absolutely hilarious, all the Pommies have made lovely patriotic comments. I wish they could see this far superior version. Go Bundy!!

[theprofit1138]

Just checking but I see they use a polar bear as the brand mascott... which are indigenous to Canada, Alaska and Russia! Leave it the Aussies.

[rwian]

Bundaberg Rum introduced the mascot of a polar bear in their logo to imply that the rum "could ward off the coldest chill". Nice try.

[rwian]

and they were recently bought out by a british company soooo.

[stuiec7]

@theprofit1138 and england has 3 lions as their logo? arnt lions in africa

[funkaylicious]

Is this a real song? Or is there an original version?

What's the title?

[VampireBoy1900]

its a parady of the song i vow to thee my country

[funkaylicious]

Oh. Haha. Thank you. (: It's a beautiful anthem.

[Satanstein]

its from Holt's Symphony of the planets Jupiter movement

[funkaylicious]

Thanks alot! (:

[cowboyup6732]

haha they should have played this ad during the headinley test match lol

we wouldnt suck at sport.HAHAHAHAHA

i love bundy..........best ever

every thing in that ad is so true.from the beach to the bbq and the women and dont forget the scoreboard in the background ENGLAND O COOK ISLANDS 6 THATS SO FUNNY WELL DONE BUNDY BEST AD EVER

[ooohhhpoker]

cant we just engage in war and settle this ? i just got night vision goggles yew

[ooohhhpoker]

who gives a shit about england

asif you cant see the humor in that

[ellerzz]

Lol.

[hepalopala]

"we wouldnt suck at sport" LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL SO TRUE

[abiluke1618]

cheeky ozzy twats,.. suck at sport.. there football is CRAP! and ozzys are english ppl anyway... dick heads....BMP yea!

[TheALB2]

basement?

[aussiemoviemaker]

Hehehehehehehe so cheeky :p

[BluesBrothersCFC]

Haha, that is quality. Gotta love the aussies. I'm English btw.

[martiniforlunch92]

i live un england... im not english.

i hate the english....

i love this ad

[themaddestfella]

well fuck off out of there then if you don't fuken love it.

[martiniforlunch92]

lol ur name...

shows who u r.

u support BNP???? i bet u do

[Kingyg]

You're a cunt, Why don't you fuck off back to the shithole where you came from...

[martiniforlunch92]

wht r u getting out of being a dick on youtube??!

xD

makes u feel like a big chavy does it?

[saberguy2]

mate, that was awesome.. im from bundaberg.. legends!! lol at the bundy bear lol. We wouldnt suck at sport! lol.... awesome..

[xiyuemaa]

i hate that bear. ad would have been 5 stars if they didn't have that bear

[IronMlke]

The greatest models in the world are all British, i know where id rather live.

[tivtomorley123]

great ad and australia a great country.love the banter in the comments and enjoyed drinking bundy with my aussie uncle.but do many aussies know bundy rum owned by uk company?

[Rafdaganga]

bundy sugar cane is in australia and it is fermented in australia?... who cares who ownes it?..

[hepalopala]

u try getting bundy in another country. im an aussie and love it.

[pygmykid93]

Yeah real nice wardog125, feel free to get the Hell out and go home. Nobody wants you here! Besides, Australians, in the begining, WERE ENGLISH!!Now who's the dumb ones? We have kickarse music, better than the bloody English! And that statistic was bull shit, I've never met a bloke who couldn't tell you exactly where Australia was on the globe. Don't get me wrong, England's awesome, aside from the constant rain, but I'm a proud Aussie, and Aussies came from England. End of story.

[teddylay89]

@pygmykid93 your music is NOT better, half of ACDC are british who you stole, who else have you got... no one! here's a short list of ours... beatles, stones, ledd zep, oasis, the who and so on. point proven i think.

[mckeebm]

Haha, you're a funny dumb POM. If Australia is so bad tell your fellow countrymen to stop migrating here.

[Australiamyhome]

lol you are realy dumb Australia was settled by England you fool you are calling you own people dumb and no its not hot in all parts of Australia make shor you look up facts befor make comments and save your self from looking like a foolish im Australian and im prowd of my English heritage and england is not the super power it once was sorry but pls dont get me wrong many Australians are prowd of England but lets face it America WOW take about up them selfs

[sooperdude1992]

nice spelling faggot.

[ChicoSur13Locotes]

America has seized all your comments an hereby declares Australia an American state, your beer now belongs to us, aswell as your people. Resistance is futile, and will only bring about our awesome nukes.

[sursursurprise]

haha thats hilarious. its just a joke, england (although ive never been) seems to have some awesome things there and australia has some crap things but its just a joke so dont take it so seriously

[Fredz162]

soooo typical australian, just soo not ready to accept that they're not the best

[R2809]

I would live in England over Australia any day. Australia sucks and the place is getting worse.

[masterlethal]

fuck that englands a much better country.. and im from west sydney till i moved to UK so i know what im talking about before i get all the idiots saying i dont

[Acidoz]

Dude relax both countries have strong and weak points don't try to prove which is best that way lies madness.

[masterlethal]

soz ur rite but still i ahte the way everyone looks past whats gr8 about the uk to the negative.. we need some of this aussie pride over here

[grimmjowsfi]

"we'd proudly drink bundy rum, and we wouldnt suck at sports".

best line in there.

Simon you suck :P

[RoaringSasuke]

You just phail life grimm.

This ad pwns though.

[clarencegibbon]

Its sad that people are competing. I live in Oz and both places are good for their own reasons. England has great pubs, history and culture and Oz has great beaches, sunshine and lifestyle.

[telf10]

and oz has the girls.

[vikingligrveldi001]

There are so many bloody poms in Australia now, its driving me insane, stay away

[AKAlex47]

Where the hell do you think you came from???

[skezbo77]

well some of us were luckily sent as convicts 200 years ago - the rest of us saw how bloody awesome it was an immigrated from all corners of the globe!

[9livesm]

Australia is the best country in the world...

[r2d23678]

@9livesm that would be America, but I choose Aussie over England, England looks grey and boring as fuck.

[StPierreGSP]

@r2d23678 America is like the tough kid at school. We have to pretend to like you so we dont get beat up.

[UphyXx]

@r2d23678 how can america be the best when no one likes america?

poms and aussies ftw :)

[r2d23678]

@UphyXx because haters, hate the best :)

[metalalien79]

@9livesm but you can't own guns...

[mbe102]

@9livesm After Canada.

[DoTheHustle27]

@mbe102 after Scotland

[9livesm]

fucking brilliant ad

[unlucky1988]

AUSTRALIA SUCKS...as i recall it australia failed to beat england in rugby in the last two world cups...so if england suck australia suck even more...go play your own boring stupid australian football

[ndingo]

fuck you pomie basterd dont foget we beat the crap out of ya in the ashes years ago and your beer sucks cock (put your beer in a real fridge rather than outside your fuckin pubs)

[Drazurach]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE...?

[monie95]

OI OI OI!

[cricketrhys]

how dont england suck at sport 5-0 mate, this ad is soo true....

[mckeebm]

Haha, remember Harmison's first over in the first test too. Good times.

[1gashead]

yeah im english get me out of here!!

[amywatson678]

There so fucking obsessed with us english lol.Haha just laugh it off,cuz we are the better country at the end of day.We kinda like found your country mate.Along with America.

[marty1fc]

australia is better than england in every way possible.

[skezbo77]

haha yeh thanx for sending ur convicts here!! what a punishment ;) - they saw u comin a mile away!! haha

[Spaztabular1]

I'll take America any day. We still have rights :)

[stuiec7]

@amywatson678 yeh u found our country n america good on ya. but ur still stuck in the shithole shouldve moved your country here

[BravoFREAK]

Fuck I love my bundy haha

great add

[Duggness]

Man I love that bear! Hes everywhere!

[gmaccy313]

england is pretty mad......

at being a shithole haaaaaaaahahahaha

[telf10]

lolololloolo

[lerpwlambyth]

As for sport, who REALLY gives a shit? I mean really? It may mean life and death in Australia, but it means fuck all to me.

For the record, I bear no grudges against Australia and its inhabitants. But a lot of you need to get over your pathetic delusions about living in paradise.

[skezbo77]

i just got back from the uk.... it's a got a lot of sights, but it's depressing how cold and grey it is all the time! i mean i guess u love what u're use to, but in my travels, nothing is better than coming home! tho i do love cananda!!!

paradise for me is getting up in the morning, sun shining, calling ur mates n getting them to meet u at the beach.

oh and by the way - the bundy ad was a joke - where's ur sense of humour?

[lerpwlambyth]

Why are so many Australian adverts obsessed with Britain and trying to make us feel bad about living here? Actually, the sun has been shining here constantly for weeks now. It rains more in Sydney than it does in London. I'm not the biggest fan of British weather, but I'm certainly not a fan of endless heatwaves and droughts, not to mention completely boring winters.

[marty1fc]

so you say that you're not a fan of droughts but then you go and say it rains in sydney more than in london? you've definitely got something wrong there. and it definitely does NOT rain more in sydney than in london.

[skezbo77]

the raining more in sydney might actaully be true, but it's in the form of a storm every now and then - in london, it just promises rain all the time (grey and overcast) leaving everything damp, then just rains occasionally. i know what i prefer ;)

[skezbo77]

i just got back from the uk.... it's a got a lot of sights, but it's depressing how cold and grey it is all the time! i mean i guess u love what u're use to, but in my travels, nothing is better than coming home! tho i do love cananda!!!

[telf10]

ttoally agree.

[MitchoNewcastleJets]

Well get back to me when the sun in out in England and you guys are decent @ a sport.

You guys used to be good at football, Not much anymore. Whats that Australia is climbing the ranks WOOP WOOP

Australia will always own England

Austrlia > England

[templepilot666]

bro england has owned you in the last two rugby world cups what are you on about

[cricketrhys]

shut up, 5-0

[Hawkesy]

As a proud Englishman I can only say this. Is Bundy rum even sold in England, probably not because it tastes like shit. You aussies always want to have a dig at the English, why? Because you have an inferiority complex about the country that owns yours.

GET OVER IT! We sent you the shit we didn't want.

[aznfishies]

still bitter about the Ashes whitewash ;-) ?

[Chaffinch4]

Hawkesy, better change ya profile - we can see 'ya an Aussi!

:-)

[johnno233]

you suck

[johnno233]

as a proud aussie i can say

YOU'RE A POOFTA

[RoxasNumber13Kh]

i have lived in england and australia and well i hated england so much we left in 4 months and my lifes been alot better in australia .

[LaneyT206]

Only joking Aussies, we love you really. Not as much as we love Bundy Rum!!!

[bellimbopinni]

What a nice comment comeing from a Pom, I've always said the same about Poms. But no need to over do it, Bundy Rum is shithouse.

[LaneyT206]

Seriously Australia, why are you so obsessed with England. Let it go! Ha ha. One tiny country much more powerful than one huge country. Oh no, i'm going to get loads of grief for this comment, and let me guess, when i do it'll include the words 'sport'

[theaccempire]

it will include that you have over half the population we do and that we are the youngest country in the world that seems to dominate the world stage at sport and is even the 3rd best place to live in the world..

[zikaihe]

I thought Melbourne is the 'most livable' in the world (according to 'The Economist')??

[theaccempire]

i'm talking about australia, not state capitals.

[whitetrashyobbo]

best drink ever!!

[gildedcrest]

The worst thing about England is the women. They are the most horrible member of the opposite sex any where on the planet.

[ASASl5]

hey one loss in a game of rugby is nothing, u couldnt score any tries in that game anyway....

besides the cricket season is starting to warm up... watch out boys

hehehehe

[ebglider91]

One Ashes win in two decades, far less medals at the Olympics or the Commonwealth Games, can't even beat Australia in freakin' netball(Australia just won their 65th unbeaten game against England)... But they win a few rugby games and bang on about it for years.

[viecus]

coz we came from england lol, we give them shit and they give us shit :D. we go together like fish and butter :D

[nemaldo]

AUSTRALIA is better at most sports than England. They kick englands ass in every sport they invented!

[LIJMAN27]

so true but say arse

[LegendaryVegito]

do u know what is screwed up

the guy says " then we wouldnt suck at spooooort"

actually england beat australia in rugby

HAHAHAAHAHHA THAT IS BS

[SweetTalker1987]

Oh suck it up. Cricket was invented in England and they suck at it.

[Mavs789]

why are the aussies so obsessed with the english?

[mattyo30]

maybe coz we were part of the empire?

[mikeo80]

effing genious and im an english person living in oz

[cognelle]

sucky

[JCsolution116]

AHAHA!!! i swear this is the best add evA! specially the bit with the old lady in the car