Best of Zach Galifianakis

[MrAnimeProduction]

Allen!,

[browns4L]

Twoo pussies!

[JULEPPS]

lmfao!

[OhMySavy]

I love when he just stares really creepily at the camera then suddenly burps. Hahaha cracked me up.

[njspecz]

00:23

Oh my god.

[Floppytube2]

I like how the tags include "fuck" and "cracker"

[zerobeast22]

Iv seen about three or more movies with this man in it and he is able to pull off being the same person in every movie and still making it funny as hell every time xD

[jake112397]

he doesnt even have to say anything and everyone laughs. sign of a true legend:)

[doctorcornflake]

@Saulroyvadalay mitch hedberg stole it from zach galifinakis.

[coxson]

@doctorcornflake other way around you dufuss

[Saulroyvandalay]

I love Zach, but he stole the cold turkey bit from Mitch Hedberg.

[Scarred4lyfe3]

This is the hero Gotham deserves.

[casiosx003]

genius

[DirtyJacket1]

I think that when I grow up... I'm going to be the serious guy, who surprises you with a belch.

[blah0206]

"It'd be totally different if I were a black comedian." LMFAO hahahaha

[PaleLittleGirl1]

That's it...he's the funniest person ever.

[MurphysLaww]

only funny because I'm eating cold turkey right now... I should quit...Cold Turkey

[Mtmcgjr]

i love how the palates joke comes right off the bat. I LOL'd at an inappropriate time.

[MegaBallcock]

3:20 He Looks Like Ryan Dunn

[Bryan11388]

This dude is too funny "I'm quitting fuckin cold turkey"

[schne1dz]

0:22 I like to read the pubble...... I GOD DAMN SUCK!!! lol

[cawthy07]

@schne1dz well done you repeated exactly what everyone just saw :)

[iwillknifeya]

Ah, he is such a great comedian but like a lot of comedians there is generally some depressive condition within them. You can really tell with him.

[sokopanop]

proud to be greek! :D zach. you rock!!

[RuxLexi1109]

how is it he can say a stupid one liner and we all still laugh?

[DrVegasIII]

"He aint gon' email you!"

[JankyHoopty]

I didn't know Casey Crescenzo did stand-up.

[SnoBlackMelbkour]

Has anyone ever made a joke on youtube just to have someone try to add to it, then it ends up being ruined?

[sorenkierkegaard2008]

@TolerantSkinhead Radical.

[mytagisWVU69lolz]

@TolerantSkinhead I am most certainly NOT a bundle of sticks, but good try.

[spscarter]

@mytagisWVU69lolz

A fagot is a bundle of sticks. A faggot, on the other hand, is you.

[mytagisWVU69lolz]

@spscarter Thanks for correcting me, asshole. Now I'll just go back to doing whatever I was doing before you decided to reply to my 4 month old comment.

[spscarter]

@mytagisWVU69lolz

Who gives a shit how long ago it was? His beard is just as classy now as it was 4 months ago.

[taketheleed]

Super dry jokes.....HILARIOUS!!!

[sorenkierkegaard2008]

If he dies an early death, you people will worship this footage

[BlackLabelForLife]

"i like to read the puble..fuck i god damn SUCK!!!!"

[Bluemewn]

The serious guy who surprises you with a belch. XD funniest damn thing ever

[Doctorfan32]

Hey I watched this on netflex! ROTFL!!

[tpauluchs]

I don't know that it would be very funny Zach Galifianakis wasn't saying it

[ryan473]

@tpauluchs that kinda shoots down the quality of the stand up he's written. saying you're laughing at him and not his jokes. this is so unique it takes some real creative to write and deliver jokes the way he does.

[tpauluchs]

@ryan473 That's exactly what I'm saying. The jokes are funny, but it's his unique delivery that makes them hilarious. I'm not saying the jokes he wrote aren't funny, I'm saying they're custom-tailored for him, and the way he does stand-up makes them shine

[TheLukeSchiltz]

@tpauluchs I think you accidentally a word.

[tpauluchs]

@TheLukeSchiltz Thanks

[Karzaveer]

@tpauluchs its took me about 15 times re-reading your comment to understand what the fuck you were trying to say

[PlushPuddles]

@Karzaveer i still dont get it lmao

[tpauluchs]

@Karzaveer Pretty astonishing how confusing it is when a two-letter word is missing from a sentence

[Karzaveer]

@tpauluchs only your sentences babe ;)

[theonlyDJunceen]

@tpauluchs try watching the whole thing...this niggas doing thangs while your here talkn to nobody...marinate on that...and the 37 haters who dont have the balls to follow their dreams

[tpauluchs]

@theonlyDJunceen I have no idea what you're talking about

[JoeAverage000]

@LeroyYT lol, he really is. I completely agree.

[JoeAverage000]

@LeroyYT I love stand-up. It's amazing to me. It all depends on who you watch. Try Bill Hicks, Joe Rogan, George Carlin, Bill Maher, Lenny Bruce, ect. Theres so many awesome comedians. If you're into Zach, you might like Nick Swardson.

[tsutomukun]

that piano tune is good

[mustangboss42968]

its not stand up hes sitting down..........

[WhiteMaverick321]

@LeroyYT Who could hate stand up comedy...Unless youre american i guess.

[mikkelmode]

Its funny when it comes natural! A lot of stand up "comedians" dont get this! Zach Galifianakis and Dave Chappelle GET THIS!!!

[fathersky5]

I especially love this man because he doesn't even need to find an ending to a joke, he can just say mildly amusing shit and stop in a way that makes people lose their minds... Hell, he's hilarious when he's silent, too!

[TheSkypePrankCalls]

he looks like Ryan Dunn

[ATOMICPUDDING2]

him and ryan dunn could be cousins

[IamwhateverIwishtobe]

He doesnt play piano, hes just really stoned.

[buddythecow]

@IamwhateverIwishtobe I thought he was drunk... which would explain the beer

[ohmrhux]

@IamwhateverIwishtobe - what the hell are you even talkin about "he doesn't play piano, hes just really stoned" wtf does that suppose to mean. He is playing the piano maybe your really stoned and the 76 people who liked it was as stupid and clueless like yourself.

[jizzy2k]

they're good jokes. nothing awkward about them

[Showbert1]

I Am Soooo Stone

[PlausibleGaming]

lol fuck a cracker

[brittanyisdabomb]

zahc glifianakis.... america's favotire hipster :D

[kingjamesthafirst]

i know dunlap

[raider2661]

meh...

[GoneSk8n99]

zack galifanakis looks like ryan dunn (rip)

[me5ts]

I want to learn to play the piano just because of him.

[NightmareRHOwns]

He has no worsts.... this is pointless

[123BenThere]

when i am bored i go to the mall and do that bible thing

[ThEfAlcOn911]

HES THE BEST AND AWESOME !! LOL

[Johnnygiggles]

fuck, goddamn... SUCK.

[Mer339]

gach zalifinkakis iz allwrite in my libro

[bigruss71]

This style is originally from Steven Wright, look him up, and the cold turkey joke was his! lol! But Zach is a funny man!

[CisQo5]

He's the only comedian I can watch and listen to, besides Kat Williams, Kevin Hart, Dave Chappelle, none of that Daniel Tosh whose cockiness is considered funny, nor Dane Cook, who's unnecessary arm flailing is also considered funny, makes you wonder if Frat Kids have a poor humor.

[squeezeslemons]

Quitting cold turkey lmao

[13RGaun]

ive got it....his power is ...hisBEARDIKNEW IT! (wish my beard was as awesome)

[Jpoitrasrecords]

I don't I understand why people think his stand up is so funny...

[tonymlg91]

@Jpoitrasrecords u dont have senses if you think this isnt funny

[Jpoitrasrecords]

@tonymlg91 He just gets drunk and sits there being awkward...Daniel Tosh and John Caparulo are funny...this guy is just...Boring...

[FrankBlocc]

@Jpoitrasrecords Hahaha, Daniel Tosh? Name 1 joke he made himself and I will personally give you a present.

[marchreignsupreme]

@FrankBlocc His stand up! Happy Thoughts duh bro

[FrankBlocc]

@marchreignsupreme Stand up doesn't mean that you write your jokes yourself. I know for a fact that many of his jokes are stolen/simple rewritten from other comedians.

[marchreignsupreme]

@FrankBlocc Damn it, I knew the show was all written for him and his part of that is just to be as gay as possible, but I thought at least the stand up was his.

[Akco007]

@Jpoitrasrecords Its dry wit, its not for everyone.

[wishwecouldkickit]

He is fucking flawless, what a funny man

[mytagisWVU69lolz]

Faggots are below my comment.

[xxjohnnydepploverxxx]

He is cute and funny, thats all i want in a comedian!

[CaliMali707]

The cold Turkey bit was dope

[AmandaaLynnee]

I hear he's a huge asshole in real life.

Isn't it depressing when the character we know and love is sooooo different in real life?

:|

[ShaneWLowe]

@AmandaaLynnee Actually, he said that he means it as a joke, but people didn't understand it. I read this huge ass article about him in the Rolling Stone.

[pontiacfirebird1997]

He looks like ryan dunn on paino

[HateDaHaterNotSkater]

@Nemisis680 did you just call him a virgin?

-.- too many faggots these days.

[L0cK3D0wN14]

i hate to burst everyones bubble but he's not that great of a comedian...he pretty much uses the same material over and over. check out his earlier shit from the 90's. its pratically the same just worded differently. the hangover 2 was horrible by the way

[SjokkoladeBolleMusa]

he's not funny, he's just cool as fuck!

[Nemisis680]

he can NOT do stand up..... "im working on a new character a serious guy who surprises you with a belch" then he laughs at his own joke that wasn't good....

[MrTimothyWatts]

@Nemisis680 Jesus.... You have no idea...

[BlackLabelForLife]

@Nemisis680 his comedy is comprised of awkwardness that u clearly dont understand and therefore should not be commenting on any videos associated with any comedy whatsoever. dumb cunt

[Nemisis680]

@BlackLabelForLife ....... shut your mouth u fucking virgin. Will Ferrel is just as random and awkward as this ugly dick shit but there is one difference Will is actually FUNNY which is a key point in being a comedian....

[ShaneWLowe]

@Nemisis680 You think Will Ferrel is funny? You just lost right there.

[Nemisis680]

@ShaneWLowe sorry i forgot there are 12 year olds in here that are fuckin hipster bandwagon cunts that think snapbacks, wiz khalifa, call of duty black ops and planking are the coolest shit on this planet. grow a dick

[ShaneWLowe]

@Nemisis680 I'm about to break your insult down. So prepare yourself. First off, I'm not 12. I'm also not a "fuckin hipster bandwagon cunt" as you so eloquently put it. I have no idea what "snapbacks" or "wiz khalifa" is. I don't own Black Ops, and I've never planked. Lastly, I have a dick. Since birth actually. I'm not going to point out the contradiction that you think Will Ferrel is funny, yet I'm the child. Learn how to spell and get a life, your trolling has no necessary place here.

[Nemisis680]

@ShaneWLowe what POSSIBLY makes you think he is funny? I personally tried to listen to him, i thought maybe he is funny? i searched " zach galifianakis funniest moments" this came up. THIS IS THE shittiest stand-up i have every watched he said not ONE funny thing in this 4:02. I FUCKING TRIED to like him but he sucks im stating my opinion.

[ShaneWLowe]

@Nemisis680 And I respect your opinion. I don't agree with it, but there isn't a single thing I can say that can make you change your mind. I'm just saying that if you don't like it, then don't watch the videos and attack the people that do like it. It's a waste of your (and everyone else's) time.

[Infiltrator667]

@Nemisis680 If you hate him, why the fuck did you come here? Fuck off and troll somewhere else.

[Nemisis680]

@Infiltrator667 I didn't come here hating him fucking dumbass if you read ANY of what i said, I searched for his funniest moments to see what he was like. I then stated my opinion..... That's the point of "Commenting"

[Infiltrator667]

@Nemisis680 No shit Sherlock. If you didn't think he was funny, why did you fucking search him?

[Nemisis680]

@Infiltrator667 Are you serious? Am i dealing with a child? I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW IF HE WAS FUNNY OR NOT, that's why i searched him up...

[Infiltrator667]

@Nemisis680 Fuck off man, you are most likely 10, trying to hide your own age by saying others are children.

Fuck off and get a life.

[Infiltrator667]

@Nemisis680 And you have a comment that is negatively voted. That should tell you something.

[Nemisis680]

@Infiltrator667 What does that possibly have to do with what i was saying TO YOU.

[Infiltrator667]

@Nemisis680 And if you dislike him, why are you still here?

[Nemisis680]

@Infiltrator667 because im proving my point to you.... And right now this has nothing to do with the video your the one pissing me off.

[Infiltrator667]

@Nemisis680 Well why are you replying to this? Why do you persist? Go away and STOP REPLYING.

[Nemisis680]

@Infiltrator667 ITS SOOO FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE REPLYING TO!!!! your a fucking idiot..... im having the last word eat my dick.

[Infiltrator667]

@Nemisis680 You have one?

[Nemisis680]

@Infiltrator667 oh shit...... its like one of those "I know what you are but what am I" comebacks im fucked now......... but seriously Diners Drive-Ins and Dives is on so fuck off.

[chaoscat12]

For 5 months ive been addicted ro cold turkey

[TooSchoolForCool26]

I LOVE HIM :L HE'S SOOO FUNNY IN THE HANGOVER, 1 & 2...

[kodicowboys]

For anyone who doesn't get zachs humor please read the article in rolling stones about him. You will be enlightened. Guy is a comic genious.

[tigermaster621]

Hangover 1 & 2 rocked. Funny unusual comedic humor. If u don get it, gtfo. +1

[radboy1985]

its funny because the Hangover 2 sucked and this is still good

[cdmnumber3fan]

@radboy1985 i thought Hangover 2 was great

[bevi4]

@goaskalicex i couldnt agree more

[goaskalicex]

Before you all jump all over me, I like Zach but I'm not finding any of his stand up funny. There's occasional parts where I let a little laugh but it's just weird..like, he acts like he's nervous or something and he reads his jokes off of paper. His humor is more awkward and a bit lame more than anything.

[nobodylikesmonsters]

@goaskalicex His awkwardness is what makes a lot of people laugh. Just different senses of humor than yours.

[TheAppleGoblin]

not funny. this is where arrogance and self-delusion lands you, people.

[DT33BAG]

Who the fuck deslikes this ??

[nassiarz]

he is funny because HE IS FUNNY! there is no explanation :)

[DARRINCONNOR1]

Is it me or is this not even close to being funny.I laughed one time at the burp

[imdoherty]

its funny coz hes fat!

[013579asdfgh]

@imdoherty He's not that fat!

[ScarboroughFair09218]

Hessssss 100% awesome!!!!

[brunopappalardo]

haha hes quiting turkey haha

[amyiscoolLikethat]

hahahaha Fat Jesus<3 i love this man! haha i don't have to fuck a cracker do i?

[davidllaney]

he is one of the best at what he does

[davidllaney]

he is one of the best at what he does

[Joleine28]

lmao at the burp XD

[DrGazMazk]

Everything is the best of Zach Galifianakis

[albanianplaya7]

@DrGazMazk you copy and pasted his name didnt you

[troyb16]

the office fuckin sucks

[TheRealJuik]

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon.

[ErraticcHD]

i like the read the pubb..... psh fuck god damnit SUCK

[AchillesSmile]

We'll probably never see this again as he's a big movie star now. Ehh

[psychedelicSAUCE]

he gets progressively drizzle

[MightyGreen96]

This here is true acting!This guy is nothing like the man he plays in The Hangover or Due Date!That, my friends ,is how you become a great actor!

[daftyslikk]

i love that the 'best of' is all in a row. thats how good zach is

[MrDorkusMaximus]

This guy has a great delivery

[OnericMind]

"I wanna open up a maternity shop and call it we're fucked." LOL

[hxscene27]

He looks like Andy Hull form Manchester Orchestra lol

[jonhull22]

@hxscene27 thats my last name!

[420lightmyspliff420]

"quote"

[BlackNovation]

@420lightmyspliff420 ''Quote'' ''Ouote'' ''Dubble Quote Owned''

[420lightmyspliff420]

@BlackNovation spell check doesn't work?

[BlackNovation]

@420lightmyspliff420 Lol omg i just realised its ''Double''..........

[420lightmyspliff420]

@BlackNovation still havnt realized that its "QUOTE" not "OUOT" double spellcheck owned

[alexzanderdearr]

"i dont have to fuck a cracker do i?"

[alexzanderdearr]

"my grandma treats me like a rockstar. maybe thats why she lets me sign her tits. it takes a long time though. cause i do it in pencil."

[alexzanderdearr]

"my grandma treats me like a rockstar. maybe thats why she lets me sign her tits. it takes a long time though. cause i do it pencil."

[savoulis1]

he s best was hangover

[Rikishade1]

This guy rite now is in his prime..if yu all wanna see one of his first movies, one of them was bubble boy he looked younger though..

[Caaaarlssn]

17 people are jealous of he being awesome!

[TheKoosalagoopagoop]

@Caaaarlssn

or 17 people don't like zach galifianakis.

[Caaaarlssn]

@TheKoosalagoopagoop Naah

[blazereaper77]

my favorite actor xD

[ram1441]

i hope he doesn't die of drugs.

[Airfresh0]

how can those 4 minutes be the "best" of his career? its even weirder that this video isn't a montage like most "best of" videos. his peak of comedy apparently was 4 consecutive minutes.

lmfao. He is my new favorite comedian. I loved him before but I just saw due date last night, now I'm sold. lol