MST3K Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell 2/10

[pretorious700]

I love Deathstaker's feathery Rick Springfield hairdo. Was this popular in the middle ages? Also, how difficult was it to get such a clean shave then? I guess hygiene has been historically misrepresented.

[Yapshire]

I once accidentally swallowed the head to a Puma Man doll and a day later I crapped a better hero than this movie's.

[PhoenixHealing]

Can you believe this is the third video in this series, and none of them were made in America! Not to mention DS has been played by two other actors.

[pretorious700]

@PhoenixHealing  "actors"???

[PhoenixHealing]

@pretorious700 well, I can't think of what else they should be called, um, un-talented odious script-readers perhaps?

[PimpDragon108]

Ah, the Michigan Militia. Brilliant!

[chichifrogslegs]

well I guess I'm boxin' the clown tonight...lol

[UltraRenegade]

All I'll get is flowers on my head and everyone telling me how wonderful I am. Mike Crow Servo: SHUT UP!

[TheLackofattack]

TAKIN' IT TO THE STREETS!

[sillygoose544]

I like how Deathstalker's accent lasted for exactly one line of dialogue.

[twilightwindwaker]

Spread out beat cheeks. So your first time with a wizard XD? Thinking I was the end of your quest... as we know it and I feel fine. He's Batman. They got knives RUN! DIE! Okay. TOUCHDOWN! Oh poopy that didn't work. Stay away from me! But I'm a hero. Shut up! Very sunny night (I thought only the north and south pole had sunny nights).

[Dominoes282]

Can someone act it this?

[DJSisawsome]

oh no this is a sequel to something

[twilightwindwaker]

@DJSisawsome This is actually the 3rd Deathstalker if you didn't already know.

[pretorious700]

@twilightwindwaker the only thing that makes me happy about that is that I've never seen the other two.

[gdhuertas07]

Game of Thrones ain't got nothing on this.

[Blamepandora85]

Watch out for the editing!

[C4pt4inC4rr0t]

it's amazing how a man who fights for recreation alone can best professional soldiers.

[TheLackofattack]

@C4pt4inC4rr0t Soo... these warrior's...FROM HELL, cant even invade a small village and capture a small old man?

[Kendorager]

"Watch out for the editing!" Man, this movie would've been so cool when I was 9.

[chyatt4]

5:25 "Ah tee-minus four seconds to an emotion."

[snipetracker]

06:45 It's priceless how Mike and the bots look at each other and sigh when Deathstalker is blabbering about himself, as if to say, "THIS guy is supposed to be the hero?" before yelling at the yutz in unison: SHUT-UP!

[pockypurse]

Eeh, 23 skidoo, rah rah!

[MrBuch169169]

"I haven't got any syphillis, that I know of!"

[SlyDevil13]

Hahaha Frodo Lives bumper sticker

[AussieDragoon]

"LOOK OUT FOR THE EDITTING!"

[UltimateHitman47]

SHADAP!

[demboys18]

"Watch out for the editing!" 

[starscreamx7]

Split him for Firewood!

[PhilthySpectre]

"Die!" "Ok!"

[jekblom123]

Link is so much cooler than this jackass

[SaitohYatate]

@jekblom123 Which is pretty cool, because Link gets all the ladies *without saying a word*.

[Theburn77]

I'm wearing a horse hide teddy...

[UpSky2]

This may not quite be Batman And Robin, but it does indulge in stupid dialogue here and there:

"He knows where the poor ones [villages] are..... he knows where the rich ones are too.:" - that is, he knows where villages are.

"Alieff if you ken .... dead if you heff to." - in other words, I Don't Care Which. Any old ways.

Why not just say respectively, "He gets everywhere" and "Have at 'em" ? that's all it means.

[changyimei]

"I'll throw in a Frodo Lives bumpersticker."

"Some grab the gate reciepts!"

"Um T minus 4 minutes to an emotion."

"Got some sticks for dinner."

[fuckingkiddinme]

You sure you won't try my blanket? And by blanket, I mean erection...that guy makes emilio estevez look handsome and heroic

[DigitalOberon]

"You would tell me if I look silly in this, wouldn't you?"

[BlueEyes7452]

Thinking I was the end of your quest.

As we know it and I feel fine.

[vicioushamster90]

watch out for the editing!

[LNERA3]

"Each warrior from hell eats eight pounds of mosquitos per night". Love the bat jokes.

[monsterviolence]

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 was awesome. They should bring it back on cable...

[spleonar]

Hey, the old dude Apparated!

[Tareltonlives]

@spleonar And it still looks less goofy as the "flying clouds" effect from the movies.

[pytko3]

I bust a gut every time Crows says,"A doorknob from Grandma's house." It's so obvious, and yet, it really needed to be said at least once.

[buddyriptide]

Chick with the crystal that is really grandma's doorknob looks like a 90's figure skater like Nancy Kerrogan(sp?) who got kneecapped. Refreshing since most 80's actresses looked like aerobic instructors, country singers, porn stars and drug addicted groupies and a lot of them were in that order.

[fredweasleygirl3]

Carrot Top! NO!

[Azadeth666]

Looks like the accents lasted till about 15 minutes in.

[ErinIsPunk]

Okay, back in the REAL middle ages, people don't have 80's hairdoos.

[rckandorroll]

very sunny night!!

please sir may i 'ave a blanket

[watda74]

-TAKIN' IT TO THE STREETS!!

LMBAO!!! X-D

[mariechaton]

c'mon everybody...in unison......"SHUT UP!"

[tripoli911]

Gotta love the obscure Natrone Means reference.

[fireoutlaw23]

"well im boxing the clown tonight..." LOL hilarious!

[BlueEyes7452]

SAVE THE TURKEY DRUMSTICKS!!!

[StudioMFBGA]

Anyone notice how much this is like Quest of the Delta Knights?

Also, "TAKIN' IT TO THE STREETS!"

[nicky2coats]

i'm a tough sell, and comedy ages poorly, but this is fucking hilarious

[ThePhantasist]

Wait a minute...Carmen Electra?

[Gravos007]

"die!"  "...ok!" lmao

[OzzyFan87]

WOW, the fight scene really isn't all that bad.

[OzzyFan87]

I mean for a movie on MST3K.

[Windclaw]

DS: "In the end, all I'll get is flowers on my head and everyone telling me how wonderful I am.'

Mike, Tom, Crow, Me: SHUT UP!

[Adamguy2003]

Gotta love all the jokes they're making about the bat- helmet guy, an outfit like that is ripe for riffing!

[tripoli911]

@Adamguy2003 It reminds me of the equally ridiculous knight helmets in "Quest of the Delta Knights".

[TylerFSAE]

The accent didnt last long!!

[LONGPORKBUFFET]

5:20 "I Knewest THOU would come around!" Sorry Rosalaplayera204, but you took the quote I was gonna do! :] (A)

[Rosalaplayera204]

I newest that would come around!

[BlueEyes7452]

As we know it and I feel fine.

[iggy9919]

"Were there crackers in the middle ages?"

[stupidstuffx]

"Elizabeth Taylor threw this at me" Hurray for White Diamonds fragrance!

[snikt2k10]

See? I told you all there was no God. Why else would this movie exist?

[sock2828]

"Mike were there crackers in the middle ages?"

[BryonYoungblood]

I still love this line.

Deathstalker: In the end, all I'll get is flowers on my head and everyone telling me how wonderful I am.

"SHUT UP!!!"

Bryon

[EmJaySena]

3:55 "Touchdown!"

LMFAO

[purpleshamrock17]

"Are you gonna kill me again, sir?"

"I have a few words for you, sir....they are frog and pat"

"Fa...a note to follow So?"

"Die!...okay!"

"I knewest thou would come around"

"A city filled all of treasure...it's real....Branson. Missouri"

"Please, sir, may i have a blanket?"

[rcevey2]

This movie should be in a double feature with Robot Holocaust.

[SeoulMan]

"Or Fridley, I can't remember"

There's an incredible Korean restaurant in Fridley, Minnesota. It's called King's, anyone in the Twin Cities area, DO try it out.

[SeoulMan]

"Die!"

"Okay!"

[BlueEyes7452]

"Taking it to the streets!"

[MisterRiffley]

i'm rooting for the guys on the horses. is that wrong?

[SeoulMan]

Not at all, Mike and the bots don't give a damn about Deathstalker, so why should anyone else?

[pytko3]

@MisterRiffley No. I was rooting for the Humans in Avatar. I really wanted the to crush the Nav'i and plunder Pandora. No joke.

[paladindarknite]

as a u.s.marine i was going for the nav'i to butt-fuck the marines~

[mikejackson4ever]

This chick is freakin' HOT!!!!

[SabbyGuy09]

So, this is the REAL begining of Melrose Place.

[Anynom]

"Oh no, this is the sequal to something!" Too bad they couldn't get to the rest of the series.

[SabbyGuy09]

Actually, the first one wasn't too bad; and the second wasn't aweful either. But, I was also 10 when I saw them.

[wilfredthebold]

"I have a few words for you... they are frog and pant!"

That is SO Dumbledore.

[Tareltonlives]

@wilfredthebold Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

[melodyssong4916]

You know, I just had the thought - where the hell did those tents come from? Did he have them folded up in his saddlebag or something? I call no way!

[Reelbigearth]

The helmets enough just break the logic meter here XP

[melodyssong4916]

I haven't got any syphillis that I know of!

[SeastarMaster]

Save the turkey drumsticks!!

[bruxbrux]

Watch out for the editing!

[stollensecret]

you would tell me if i look sill in this, right?

[Damar148]

Our hero!

[animegrrl5k]

Thanks for posting! this was the first ever MST3K episode I saw.

"so how long do you think these accents will last?"

"T-minus 4 seconds to an emotion"

"SHUT UP!!"

[daliwndrland]

This is a good one to start on I think! Personally one of my favorites so I'd think it could make a life long Mistie out of anyone!

[hackpuppet]

Were there crackers in the middle ages?

[stollensecret]

i dont get it though...will someone explain it! plz! :)

[kapsi]

@hackpuppet that's racist

[twilightwindwaker]

@hackpuppet If there was bread back then, there would probably be crackers too.