Chris D'Elia Wants to Be a Gangsta - Lopez Tonight

[einsjam]

check out the voice of the hollering lady @ 4:49

[SplayCash]

Lemme holla at you for a minute. Haaaaaaaaa. Haha hilarious xD

[walshbaby123]

Hahahaha xd

[theannasummers]

He sounds more French than Japanese.

[Canonall]

Japanese people speak like that because their language works through syllables and not letters. Their words are made of syllables and not single letters

[StonedRidah]

When he joeks about rappers alughing at nothin and saying things that dont make sense EVERYTIME I think about LIl wayne :D I'm not even joking) Each time I watch his videos about lil wayne comes 1st in my mind

[Ntc2415]

got that jay z laugh lol

[bigban1989]

I burned the CD... <-- At least when we all go to jail because of SOPA/ACTA/PIPA or whatever we will have a funny guy to entertain us.

[fujji]

does this guy have a special yet?

[iqdestructor]

the last one killed me



[anita543210]

thumbs up 1:32

[247617]

about the rappers laughing. its probably because they are really high all the time

[MaaNonu123]

@247617 omg it wasn't literal, like he doesn't actually need to know why their laughing and you really think you'll communicate that to him through youtube?

[247617]

@MaaNonu123 I was really high when i wrote that and thought it was a really good reason, for some reason.

[frogparis2]

most of this joke is exactly the same as the laugh factory

[SweetnessoXoX]

lol

[funnycrazy4u]

He says "playa" better than any gangster themself ;D

[MrA6teen]

Aye lemme holla at you of a minute......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!

[GDariusS]

yeah let me holla at you for a minute.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaah!

[krnaxe]

not funny.

[thphaca]

Japanese have their own version of certain western words. "McDonalds," "Hamburger," "Orange Juice," you name it. There's a Japanese version of the word that sounds very similar, but more optimized for the Japanese syllables.

[chriscowan626]

OH SNAP NOTTA NUTHER ONE!

[TheConcluziioN]

He reminds me of YelaWolf! lol

[MadoniaxHD]

@TheConcluziioN OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

[UnbreakableFury1]

1:30

[lisandr]

He should play the Joker in a Batman movie

hes perfect for the role

[mpereannor]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



[AllDayIDreamAboutXXX]

let mi halatyo fo a menet...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh­hhh

[ShynAwkward]

These kind of videos make life a little more bearable ;-)

[Wouldvbinahippiein72]

Chris D'elia and mitch hedberg may he rest in peace, my two favorite stoner comics

[blackheartsk8]

@Wouldvbinahippiein72 yeah he was really good :)

[Steelmonster2]

japneese cant say "r's"

[FairyGirl22540]

i freaking love him!!!!!!!!!!

[youfuckinsuck1000]

OOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[daniyellowjello]

Mcdonalds in Japanese is Macdonaldsu. The reason is because they don't end anything with a consonant. Just like Spanish people take away the "H" sound and how Americans mangle ever "a" sound in every other language ( Iran= I RAN)

[jdfox37]

@daniyellowjello Spanish people dont take away the H sound, its just in spanish the H sound comes from a different letter. In spanish, the english word hello still sounds like hello.

Not to argue, but you went from a good point to an insanely broad and wrong blanket statement about american accents and spanish :/

[illlovellamaz]

@daniyellowjello shut up you ruined the joke

[klaasdeboer]

This is so racist :(

[Skyi44]

@klaasdeboer if thats racist ... go watchis chris d'elia wierdest set ever ... XDDD

[SergeCWazukie]

what really makes this guy great is the audience! on TV the audience is so fake!! i hope this guy makes it big, but i honestly hope he doesnt end up on network tv blowing the producers for limelight

[incubus96]

that japanese bit is seriously one of the funniest bits i've ever heard.

[brnmbrns]

I've seen every video of him on YouTube and this is his weakest set. He probably feels he has to hold back cause it's cable? I don't know. I mean, some of this was good, but the rest just didn't stand up (no pun intended) to his other performances.

[ricg35]

Why the fuck r u on youtube? You talk about shit you clearly don't care about (rap), so stop talking about it. Join a gang..it will make sense..(and a whole lot of dollaz)

[lifehatesmespll9]

@ricg35 You're talking about HIM not making sense? First off, you know he doesn't read these, right? So you're wasting your energy. Second, he's a comedian. He's gonna talk about whatever provides the most material. And nowadays, seeing as how most rap is basically about ass, money, ass, cars, ass, tits, ass, sneakers, ass, bling, ass, etc., he's got enough material for a while. Take your attitude somewhere else.

[AxtoxthexJ]

@lifehatesmespll9 your just mad at black people you wrote a long comment !

[lifehatesmespll9]

@AxtoxthexJ The fuck? I never said anything about Black people Plus, I AM Black. So don't try to pull the race card on me. Nice try though.

[AxtoxthexJ]

@lifehatesmespll9 your comment was long that what it was...

[lifehatesmespll9]

@AxtoxthexJ Yeah, but what does that have to do with Black people? :P

[sauceykat]

This one was kinda lame. Some of his stuff is great and some is really really bad. The more I watch his stuff, the less I find it funny. It's like he just does the same dumb stuff over and over again but changes it slightly (Japanese/German/Gangster stereotypes, etc.).

[bstiill]

It has been a long time since I've cried from laughing so hard. Chris is carrying Whitney imo. For those who think he is not funny, perhaps you would enjoy some Carlos Mencia or George Lopez? Maybe some "kicked in the balls and make goofy face" humor?

[DrVEEN0M]

haha his rapper impression sounds like OG LOC from GTA: SA. hahahahaha

[rhshortyful]

"my eyebrow moves all over my face."

[zigzigzig]

MacOdudonnadoos

[jazmin070906]

Oh wow, I'm crying!

[kyatuuchiha]

LOL Chris...

[JessiRose2]

"What could possibly happen that I'm not prepared for?!"

Started crying from laughing.

[ryan33bttm]

Chris D'Elia is extremely cute and I'm sure he's a really sweet guy but am I the only person who doesn't think he's all that funny? His routines make me yawn!

[tararob16]

His eyebrows <3

[MarkArandjus]

This guy has an unusual flavour of insanity to his act, haha.

Watch his laugh factory clips, he can just walk on stage and work off the crowd, he's a great improvizer.

[rhcpjohn444]

@MarkArandjus the BEST improvisor

[lloydpopp13]

lol im feeling this to the fullest, im comin back to this video again lol

[1diazsantana1]

11 people ain't ready for this.

[aassaa99]

LOL he's talking about Jay z

[masnak1994]

I am a japanese... and we do sound like that LOL makudunarudu:)

[CaptCornholio]

Macadoudounalddous!!!

[TotalDramaNoahFan]

This was uploaded the day after my birthday and this is my favorite comedian EVER

[Fuzzbuggy]

ARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[xanderwat]

Chris was on fire with this one

[NexisFilms]

Chrisadeidunudous Deliadidudous is hilariousadudous

[NexisFilms]

Macadudanudouus ..

[DarkSlayerRiku]

press 3 for "mecu dudonaduuz" XDDDD

[Holeysweater]

dude...that was the best Joke...ever

[reg3693554]

japanonesa!

[reg3693554]

AGHHHHBHHHHHAHAHASHSGDHDHDJDYD­GHDGGHHHDHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[stfwho]

This guy...instantly one of my favorite comedians of all time... just because he's awesome. Seriously he could be explaining quantum physics and I'd laugh my ass off. George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Billy Connolly, Chris D'Elia.

[joeyh31]

seriously my favorite comic ever

[EddieKuntz94]

@joeyh31 You don't know comedy then.

[StonedRidah]

@joeyh31 My favorite comic is DBZ )))

[Magnificoooooo]

@joeyh31 literally?

[FromTheNati]

Im I the only one that noticed he wearing jay retro 5

[JVbin]

O no, not another one!

[QueenKristy408]

Beiberhole69 Is Funny:)

[IEWAmbient]

You should click our page. You know why? It has titties. Big, bouncing titties. If you don’t click, you don’t like titties. How does that make you feel?

Oh, we also have music.

[girlsailor123]

that laugh he does sounds like jay z

[Rocketfing3r]

JESUS IN DA HOUSE

[santanaincubus]

lil bros before big bros lol

[locosychocrazy1]

Haha I like how he makes fun of gangsters! I make fun of them too!

[77bogart]

Wow....TOTALLY AMAZING......Don't mention it dude. Late

[josejurafoo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol macadadonars

[lloydpopp13]

lolllll he must b a big fan of gangsta rap inside

[77bogart]

@lloydpopp13 Nope, he actually hates that shit which is why he's making fun of it. You can tell from his twitter comments too.

[lloydpopp13]

@77bogart wow that's amazing, thanks for the info, coz theres a video where he did like bird sound, which is from ice cube / parliament funkadelic song. which i believe only gangsta rap fan that understand that. thanks anyway man

[okbellmaree]

Baby, let me love you down.

[GBDazzler]

Lol i always do the gangsta laugh.

[1Abz1]

officially on my list of favorite comedians!

[Tzesty8]

YAAHH seen him on Workaholics

[lloydpopp13]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[licterhymen]

"Yo let me holla at you for a minute"

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaa­aaaaaah

-checks his watch-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaah"

[chasefiebig]

7 japanese people

[joeykoz25]

@chasefiebig im japanese i will butt rape your mother

[chasefiebig]

@joeykoz25 7 japanese people that will butt rape my mother.

[NewgroundsOwnSBB]

Some eyebrows

[AlexZeBeast]

Omg i have never laughed this much so epic :D

[MrMerajjio]

Chris D'Elia is the shit!

[hogbackmtn]

OH NO NOT ANOTHER ONE! HA-HAAAAAHHH!

[jackdtroughton]

You pick a handful of other demographics for these jokes and people would shit... Yteicos.

[Wwe3Xtreme]

5 people couldn't announce McDonald's right

[IlkenGirth]

@Wwe3Xtreme pronounce? Seriously, you have google at your disposal. You are aware of that right? Not like it will help your stupid comment.

[AlTheSyco]

mcdonalds translated- mac..a..do..don..a..dols

[mandooxie]

i saw this guy at the laugh factory a year ago. and i've been a fan ever since. he kills me :D

[europlayer13]

he has some good jokes but hes not that funny

[phadamblab]

That's awesome the ten people who actually care about George Lopez in the audience found this funny...

[mnypwrrspkt]

laughing at the beginning of the song = Wiz Khalifa

[sexycoverboy]

his gangsta on the inside

[AlexSupertramp11]

Hi likes to stick his butt out!!!

[bbbbmer]

He's HOT!

[sjwyoo]

why does this guy talk like he's retarded the WHOLE time? 

[stuffedpants01]

I'm usually kind to comics... but this one wasn't really to my liking... but I guess ppl dig him...

[sexycoverboy]

@stuffedpants01 that's cause you don't see outside the box

[stuffedpants01]

@sexycoverboy just not my taste... I kinda got bored... but I'm not hating... like I said ppl seem to dig him. Good for him. And maybe you should try looking inside the box, it's great here... conformity, monotony, and hours of bland mild fun... it's great...

[JonniDDR]

I thought racial comedy was no longer allowed in politically correct Amerikuh

[york0I]

this is good

[SailorPerson]

ya ain't ready for this :)

[Gmatute6969]

LMFAOOO

[ddbb089]

1:41 I was eating cereal and i almost choke myself LOL

[Jamkarrots]

either jon dore stole that voice joke, or chris stole it from jon

[hikaruhatake1]

Hey let me holla at you for a minute. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BobbyKillTV]

hahah

[MrAustinC10]

his laugh on comedy central is much funnier

[Conspiracyknowledge]

HA-HA! hahaha

[lu933964]

wheres the video with german impression?

[MrVenularJaguar]

@lu933964 search for him on live nude comedy

[dainumo]

MA-KU-DO-NA-RU-DO マクドナルド In case anyone's wondering, the Japanese alphabet consists of symbols that group 2 (and sometimes 3) letters together. Other than "N", "O", "A", "U" "I", and "E". Hence the extra syllables, it's difficult to break away from them, as the english language would demand.

[Warnzyyy]

His walks are the same because German's and Japs worked together..

[cazprescott9]

Oh no, not anotha one!

[xXcrackheadfoogabeXx]

He looks like a skinny hugh jackman haha

[nightxhawk40]

I didn't know Bradley Cooper had a brother

[Kiriana]

Let me holla at you fo a minute! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LMAO

[SolaceEconomics]

Holla at your boy! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...etc.

[souleru]

I've watched this video 5 times and I still laugh at the holla at chu for a minute part every time.

[alhex123]

i am crying this guys too funny

[effik3]

makudonarudo

...

ouch

[acebrawler73]

Wow, his writing AND delivery, AND stage presence AND his ability to riff are all outstanding.

[TheLaughFactory]

Chris' new Comedy Central Presents special airs Fri 2/4 11PM PST!

[pacdredogg]

I love this guy! ))))) He's funny ))))

[kyoukilis20]

lopez tonight is a pile of shit show but its good that hes getting more exposure

[svenstoffels]

when does this guy get his own 1 hour stand up show?

[kyoukilis20]

@svenstoffels he has his half hour comedy central stand up show on february 4

[robohobo]

His Japanese impression walks like his German impression...

[Zenmuron1988]

@robohobo Don't you know? Its Our Evil Axis Walk from World War 2... As a german i should know.... And now look you should better take a closer to your drink on your desk. We are everywhere.

[FetterFrosch]

@robohobo he just has that one...

[jbristow93]

@robohobo just because he actually does a deeper Japanese voice doesnt mean its german...clearly u havnt watched his German piece....

[nickluvheat]

@jbristow93 hes talkin bout the walk not the voice

[robohobo]

@jbristow93 "walks" like his German impression. Not "talks" like

[poogawoog]

I saw that last joke coming and I still laughed. This guy is on some other level. lol!

[poogawoog]

JAHPUHDONEEZ'UH

[TheLemurofLove]

Stankowski!!!

[UgoStrange]

That Hollatchu For a Minute Killed me ! LOL

[alex2020ize]

Awesome

[erikisimo]

hugh jackman

[missfun17]

"oh no not another one" hahahaha sword

[31231926]

funny shit

[Miguelizk00l]

its "macadodanodos"

[DecalfxVideos]

MACA DADADADANOOS!!!!!!

[glitchnoise]

whats up with the eyebrow? is he waiting for a snapshot

[JerryBeatFreak]

@glitchnoise p-p-p poserface, p-p poserface..nananana

[oscardaprince1]

he looks like a white Jim Jones lmaoo

[tyhee87]

lol