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  • "BUT ANYWAYS I KNOW A MONKEY NAMED BERNER" LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • hahahaha got to luv drunk ppl xD

  • i to have been hit from a rock from a world beyond thats where pet rocks come from . . . . . :D

  • Lol.... "Anyways, I knew a Monkey"

  • Keep clicking at 44 seconds over and over funny shyt :)

  • well thats what the guy in the hat gets for trying to cornhole a drunk.

  • Headshot!

  • hahahaha i love how the drunk sais ANYWAYS and keeps telling his story

  • NOHOHOHOHO that was not s'posed to happen

  • gay

  • it looks like sydney crosby next to the orange t-shirt guy at 0:41 ?

  • i love the feeling of being drunk.

  • 0:44 smh haha

  • Not a pranked Fked up D':

  • hit 0 quickly and looks like hes masturbating the air!

  • to bad bernard wasnt there he might of caught the tape

  • the only fail here is his shirt!

  • @andre7216 I turned my screen^^

  • I knew a money, his name was Bernerd.

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  • 0:52 That was NOT supposed to happen!

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  • 1:03 Anyways... I knew a monkey. His name was ber- Was Bernard *Passes out*

  • and.... he fell asleep by is own story

  • lol 0:40 wtf bad prank hit guy (lol)

  • that was NAHT supposed to happen.

  • ........anyways i knew a monkey, his name was Bernard

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  • Yay for the no parking sign :/

  • UR FACE! GOD DAMMIT!!!

  • rapidly press 0

  • pause

    press 1

    unpause

    rapidly press 1 for a man on drugs

  • did he die at the end?

  • hes not drunk hes high

  • hes not drunk hes high... and hot.

  • keep pressing 0:00 he's jacking off;)!

  • press 6 for head siezure

  • boom! headshot!

  • this is dumb

  • 1:05 the guy in the orange just continues his story haha

  • gays

    

  • haha, he was so gone he didnt even flinch from the light-speed tape

  • Press 2 - Douches!

  • love drunk people when they tell stories!!

  • Press 5 for creepy german porn sound.....

  • @it6me No. press 5 for tit squeeze

  • keep pressing 0 - see what happens

  • @MrSorlov lmao

  • I'm Going To DePaul University

  • 0:44 there is a ufo on your face

  • press 5

    yea xD

  • at 0:46 the drunk man is like ouhhhhh.... not good AHHAHAH

  • DUDE this guy looks almost exactly like my cousin~!! XD

  • "I Knew a monkeh..... his name was Bern.... Bernard"

  • looks like masking tape

  • HEAD SHOT!

  • poor guy gets hit in face and the only thing the drunk guy can think about is tina fe and he has no clue wat is going on at that moment

  • BEYOND THE STAAAAARS !!!! *tape is flying to guys face* OUCH !

  • Fags!

  • Way to represent DePaul! Was this filmed at the UCC?

  • i like turtles

    

  • +100

  • i like pancakes!

  • LMAO.... " anyways..."

  • Karma!

  • i would use toyota technology to stop unwanted adds!!!!!!!!!!

  • Drunk for the win!

  • nothing i hate more than watching a drunk dumbass try to be funny

  • pause.

    play.

    hold on 0.

    watch the drunkie give himself a blowjob

  • Dodge...

  • that was NOT supposed to happen!

  • Careful peeps.. He may one day be governor of Alaska! Then you'll be sorry..

  • - pause

    - play

    - hold in 0

    =

    watch the drunkie jacking off :O

  • Hold in 0 :D

  • the lucky bastard XD

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha ahaha "anyways... i once knew a monkey his name was ber ,, bernard" (then passes out) :L this is funny shit !

  • are they gay or something

  • ouu, that must. have. hurt. says the drunk man hahaha

  • ohhh darling i m sorry xD

  • 1:01

  • HEADSHOT!

  • turn camera win!

  • 1:04 GAHHHHH!!!

  • nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo noooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooo nooo no no no nooooooooo

  • 1:01 repeat

  • The guys died...Press F5 to skip ads!!!!

  • @0:43 WIN!!

  • No! No! No! That was not supposed to happen!

  • Did he die?

  • *Roll of tape flies off into beyond and smacks the dude in the face*

    *Drunk guy falls asleep for around 10-20 seconds*

    "Anyways, I knew a monkey and his name was ber... His name was Bernard."

    ROFL!

  • Tinnafay, she put me beyond.

  • hey folks its the teenage adam sandler

  • Bro Rape: Beforehand

  • Okay, this caught me off guard. I just watched this IN CLASS... Damn.. had to go out! :P

  • That guy's laugh is funnier than the drunk guy xD

  • omg i have the exact same lamp :)

  • @KillCamKevinesh good for you , im thrilled for you ! the SAME lamp thats amazing , who would thing such a thing could happen . OMG the same lamp

  • @accelorator OMG! What are the chances!? I was looking at your comment laughing because who would care when I replay the video, see the lamp and realize that besides me is the same lamp! I cant f*cking believe this coincidences

  • jon4lakers had one too many.

  • OMG the guy laughing.. I LOVE YOUR LAUGH!!!

  • HE KNEW TINA FEY!? WTF

  • lmao i have been more laughin at the drunk dude than at the guy who got hit xD 

  • The guy who got nailed in the face looked like Crosby to me...

    Then that guy's laugh sounded kinda like Crosby's...

    And then I wtf'd.

    Haaa duct tape for the win.

  • 0:01

  • ohhhhnoooOoooOO!

  • Glad they got THIS on TAPE!! Hah. HHahhahha. Heh. Sorry.

  • @Jake98742 I dont get it...

  • @GreatKingMinos Recording something on video is also called getting it on tape. Cause the old VHS tapes were actually tape in a case. Also, he got hit with tape.

  • @Jake98742 I was kidding dude, lol.

  • Lol he looks like a really young version of Ricky off of Trailer Park Boys.

  • his laugh is so funny :D

  • this kid probly had 3 beers...

  • IN THE FACE !!!!

  • theres no way he was just drunk... He woke up, started talking about a monkey, then passed back out. WTF?

  • Madonna Revolver T-Shirt !

  • Lmao, u seen how he just passes out at 1:11, thats too great

  • 0:44 the drunk dude din't even react

  • Tina fey lmao

  • instant karma

  • he is drunk

  • bahahahahhahahaha

  • that was so dumb he moved his head a centi meter and u still missed

  • knew a monkey named bernard"

    i laughed so hard at that and got into trouble

  • this video was fuckin awesome. that drunk guys so funny

  • after the hit... "Anyways, i once knew a monkey named bernard." lol wtf moment.

  • Lol. "That was NOT supposed to happen!" LMAO at that!!

  • all good...the drunk dude wouldn't have felt it anyways...

  • what a stupid video.

  • anyways!... i knew a monkey named bernard... *passes out*

    lmfao!

  • boom headshot

  • Haha that's what all my mates end up like drunk. So calm, chill, and TOTALLY uncomprehendable. :P

  • Actually, it was a roll of masking tape. Still funnee

  • he did passout at the end

  • hit him mid-song!!! pwned!!!

  • i once new a monkey he was called bernard

  • @sebruen

    I was thinking the same thing!!! that was hilarious!

  • @sebruen put a Y at the end of that and you have my last name!

  • omg hes so funny

  • hahha it looked like he passed out in the end hahaha fail for the guy that got hit in the face though

  • gay

  • hahaha, anyways, i knew a monkey named bernard. hahaha, best quote out of the entire thing... maybe even, THE WORLD!

  • @jackass311

    Agreed!

  • man there should have been a slow motion play back

  • he would be good in afghan. he could walk out into open fire, and every one would miss and hit his friend in the eye. xD

  • bullseye XD

  • did he pass out

  • omg i played that back so meany times

  • isn't tina fay a porn star?

  • @HolycowMr lol no.

  • HEADSHOT!

    Let rateing 5*****

  • HEADSHOT

  • ANYWAY i kno a monkey his names bernerd

  • HEY I THINK I KNOW THAT SAME MONKEY ;P

  • that's one blissful drunk

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 53 he passes out then out of nowhere 1:05, anyways i knew a monkey in the name of was ber was berner lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then passes out agian hahahahaha

  • that was NOT! suppose to happen!

  • LOOK @ THE POSTER!! ITS DUCT TAPED TO THE WALL!!! ....you might be a redneck if...lol they could have at least put it on the back of the poster!! ...too funny..

  • LOL

    he doens't even know what's going on, before and after he got hit..

  • hilary clinton tshirt?

  • bernard

  • This will look good on a job interview.

  • owned...hahahaha

  • Headshot.

  • once the guy gets hit the drunk guy says "Ooh that might gotta hurt" an aware drunk! but still seems oblivious to the magnitude of it all

    LOL

  • That's what he gets for having his arm around another guy

  • i wanna be on whatever hes on

  • great shot!

  • this is hilarious because mostly of the drunk dude

  • HEADSHOT! 0:42

  • aaanyways , i knew a monkey , whose name was bernard .  hahahah .

  • well he was just screwing around trying to get some laughs! but the Girl part was funny! cuz that he ment to share! The money was just a desperate atempt for a laugh :P

  • faked xP