Cal Winters' Definitive Guide to Getting the Girl - 01

[APOKALYPSE34]

ahahaha craigslist!

[denitson777]

Im struck by how chameleonic Krumbine is.

He went from a nerdy jewish look to a mexican cholo look :)

[obsquatch]

I like saying "mare desino carpe cesium". Which, of course means, "The sea ceases to seizes the cesium".

[longhairred]

Ponders what Sam's reaction to this would be.... Just wondering.... 8-D

[TheHairyGeek]

fuck yes. Top form, Krumbine, great vid :)

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Last line= lol

[denitson777]

Old krumbine goodness! :)

[depointless]

yeah!

[XxJAGGEDlittlePILLxX]

Something about fish? That really sounds like something my brother would say xD Poor misunderstood Carpe Diem! Poor imaginary arcade playing hot girls! Poor anyone taking this advice! =P

Can't wait for number twoooo <3

[jenzatron]

Holy crap you look so different. Lol.

Wow... Cal's kind of a douche.

Can I have his number?

[RouletteGoddess]

hi

my vagina

[beatmover]

Women see through even the most carefully contrived veils of "confidence." Gentlemen, I urge all of you to run, not walk to the video store and rent the film The Tao of Steve, starring Donal Logue. At least check out clips of it on YouTube.

[CousinoMacul]

Nice haircut! Though it's still not as cool as a shaved scalp--which goes really well with confidence!