Goal Fail, Website Win!

[Brandonious15987]

What happen to the live in a Iglu thing?

[TheSignatureK]

Title should have been Goal Goof, Website Win!

[foxluver2828]

Shave your beard for a month, or break up with Chyna. Either or both.

[KieaOfZion]

@shinobiserpent - Goodness, don't kill him. "Go month without coffee" That's just crazy talk.

[Caprinae]

I talked with you Wheezynews. The only awkwardness was that you didn't talk back. :(

[ianebaldwin]

Yay for new websites!

[pokemario2008]

Punishment- go outside shirtless and say hi to every person you see

[Shadysniper1]

You just got a new subscriber. Because your funny...and awesome.

[huggable94]

i poo for a living

[KittenKoder]

Do a handstand on the sidewalk while singing Yankee Doodle Dandy.

[ItsnatalieS]

Just make videos....no punishment...it was punishment enough for us gosh!!

[TheCoken]

excusesexcusesexcuses.

[superotterman]

Random question - on the ads that sometimes play before YT videos, if I click "skip now" does the uploader not get as much money? Or does it not matter?

[HenryMonmouth]

Oh yes indeed, the beard must go.

[TheClaireokra]

CINNAMON CHALLENGE 

[MultiDemo007]

@TheClaireokra YES! Eat cinnamon wheezy!!

[dougaholic]

make 7 videos a week for one week! perfect punishment!

[juteboxs]

wheezy you secrety want to se buty and the beast

[bubbleheadash]

Shave the beard, keep the moustache.

[bubbleheadash]

SHAVE. THE. BEARD.

[thealuminumfoiled]

cinnamon challenge!

[Muffinkat3]

Go on a vegan diet for a month!! >:-D

[marty13612]

make your video in the accent

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[TheTauKnight]

Let a clone sleep on your NEW COUCH!

[LegendRSA]

Thumbs up if you went and watched this on the website again.

[carcass138]

have a beer!

[lilphsy]

Mr. Potato Head...

[TheProjectWeird]

Do the chores and let your clones have the day off, and none can se sent to the alligator pit.

[TheOriginalMeeown]

Give a present to the eagle!

[shinobiserpent]

Go a month without coffee!

[DaveCadBlogs]

Speaking of snow....whens the igloo livestream thing happening? (please dont say I've missed it!)

[TehGate28]

As punishment, you need to film next week in the buff.

[xxlovexxlustxx]

have your girlfriend hit you in the face with a snow ball!!!

[Bobbysmitreshop]

@yesiamsomebody Agree! That should be the perfect punishment!

[yesiamsomebody]

kiss your girlfriend and video it as a punishment

[dolphin64575]

you still need to make an igloo...

[BeatrixNemesis]

Hey, Wheezy! Is this all a dream?

[elfkwest]

your woooo! didn't make as much of an impact without the slap bracelet

[LadyKrae72]

I am a Quality Assurance Analyst at a call center!

[znewpy]

Punishment: make double as many videos this week, that is one video every day exept one day when it's two videos :] BTW IT'S SNOWING HERE, TOO! *cough'

[bloodybikersoffical]

rock sawk

[gigabytemon]

Punishment: Do another episode of Ty the Regular Guy.

[Covaxius]

Lose the beard.

[ivoryandgolden]

DO YOUR OWN CHORES... ALL OF THEM

[TheBigFish21496]

I think the punishment should be make 5 videos next week

[MsChococat99]

Went to see beauty and the beast the day it came out.i got special beauty and the beast 3d glasses.

[nymphavenger17]

I do breathing for a living. It's kind of my thing. And yay for Beauty and the Beast! Going to see it this weekend... after Finals. Dx

[itsMadMarg]

I think that the punishment should be to stop calling the new couch a new couch.

[lemonice2700]

@itsMadMarg Well that's just lying

[thefamouskaytay]

I think you should sing at least once in every video for 2 weeks

[unseldomdrastic]

I think your film noir posts have been so great that you should get a pass on the punishment. On the other hand, I like yummyyum13's suggestion that you watch all the Twilight movies in one sitting.

[spectatorsort]

Shave so you just have a terrifying mustache.

[teichjeans]

Shave your beard!!!

shave it!!!

shave your beaaaaarrrrrrd!

[WhiteyRose]

Punishment: More videos NEXT week.

[suamaetrepano]

Hey Wheezy, could I ask you to talk about this SOPA/PIPA thing? I think it's important for you to use your influence and aware people about this thing...

[JustPASTE]

Punishment: The saltine cracker challenge, the immediately after (without water) the Cinnamon challenge :O

That would suck....

[innisjohnston]

Punishment: Clone punch you!

[EnsignGibs]

website pretty wheezy! 

[ArmyLV]

No coffee for a week!

[yummyyum13]

Punishment-Watch all Twilight movies in one sitting.

[ODST4553]

@yummyyum13 you monster! D,:

[SubbZillaa]

Shave your--.. Shave your b--.. Shave your be-- No I can't. It's too much.

[thefamouskaytay]

@SubbZillaa what about his mustache

[stude444]

@SubbZillaa It's okay, I think we can handle it if he shaved his beaver.

[SubbZillaa]

@stude444 NO. NO WE CAN'T <3

[colorfulemo444]

Your punishment for not achieving the goal will be to achieve the goal !!!

[BallStateStories]

CROSSDRESS! Heels and everything!

[ChristopherJManess]

You should be punished by doing a video collaboration with me!

[exterminatalie8]

That "WHEEEEW!" sounded like toby

[TheDannykaka]

@SkyNoobVideos I know .. without coffee he will have less energy which leads to failing his goal again, and we punish him more ..

[anovelnotion]

punishment idea: wear a dress in a video. Orrrr Fancy Clone?

[nerdyowl95]

I love your logic.

[Martheworld]

punishment idea: A Day In The Life of [Clone], so all of the clones listed on your website and what they would do on an average day.

Or another Clone POV video, I liked the last one from when you moved (was it when you moved or for something else... you remember)

[chiwawa887799]

i was watching an old wheezy video, and u got punished for doing something, and u had to make a domino chain with all square/rectangular things in your apartment. you should have to do that again as ur punishment

[KiddsockTV]

Any Wheezy Video is a WIN!

[iRockLikeGranite]

Nachos? No! That's betraying your old friend chips and salsa!

[arbecchristian]

The punishment is a beard slap

[ashcatkilljoy]

BUILD YOUR IGLOO!!!!! :)

[LexiEast]

nice excuse video :/

[BRANSCOMBEx]

We should call today.. NO EXCUSE(s) TUESDAYS!

[AjMannpie]

Punishment: SHAVE!!

[psychojax]

the website is awesome Craig!!!

[turnerzettelmeier]

Shave part if your beard to a mustache or chops.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

Eat/drink a blended Happy Meal with Orange Soda, wax one of your legs, and lick a cat.

[FullTonProductions]

ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT: make explosion wednesday a thing.

to be used as a last resort only.

[mazenat]

Punishment: do an entire Wheezy Waiter video with one shot, and make it contain a lot of acts, stories, and innovations

[Swabert1996]

2:15-2:18 CUTEST face i have ever seen other than quiet clone

[mdgnys]

Your girlfriend should punish you. Youve been a bad bad boy.  -wink-

[froman46992]

now you have to be in the iglu wearing nothing but christmas boxers and a santa hat

[Iplywittrees]

Stressing about doing more videos is only going to... stress you. Yep.

[EloiseMwahaha]

Do a live stream/chat thing with UK fans, that are at least 8 hours ahead, so you will be tired... MWAHAHA.

[wolfhound7919]

For punishment you need to start doing handstands again! Every day for a month.

[10081918]

Punishment: NO NACHOS!

[TRDPaul]

Punishment: shave the beard! :O :O :O

[OldDude25]

Punishment: Beauty And The Beast in 3D

[WTFisJamieUp2]

@OldDude25 without nachoes!

[rygo111]

dirink a glass of salt water (2 teaspoons os salt and mix well)

[itsme16688]

What about your 2 day beard goal? forgetting about that one???

[unreasonablyawkward]

I think 4 vids is too much anyway :/ I like doing 2 on wheezy news though

[SatellitePlane]

website goood!

[YFHCracks]

Love the website, Wheezy! (:

[MrsBrainTornado]

Make a new clone :DD

[ThatDeadHead]

I thought he was going to say 'Let me know what you think about nachos'

[JulieBrondeel]

punishment: make an adventure video with like these different options and it goes on and on and on... FOR EVER.

[lukesamconnorvideos]

You should run around in a speedo yelling "I just had sex with a pigeon."

[amberace]

give your gf with a wig a cupcake while your on your knees as punishment

[steve8t2]

Punishment: Build an igloo and stay in it... wait

[hideHYDEimcoming]

wear combat trousers holding an imaginary assault rifle and go to china town, then shout damn gooks theyre everywhere! repeatedly (yes i know chinese aernt vietnamese that adds to the confusion and hilarity of the situ aww forget it...)

[Laffen47]

Punishment:

Kinky sex tape

[ryangannon]

@Laffen47 Paddling! lol

[marianafarr]

lol! blaming on the girl friend... pfft, wheezy! everybody knows beauty and the beast IS your favorite movie.

[FramedFlower]

Punishment: Sing "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast

[IrradiatedTV]

Website's awesome, Craig. I won't suggest a punishment because I see a bunch of awesome ones already haha.

[imthecamraguy]

you should have mat film you walking through the city for a mile with no shirt on and speed it up into like 1 minute. plus you should have to go to crouded places

[NostalgicTimeMan]

You don't have to even face punishment if you use your time machine! However then you would never make this video and never read this comment. Then you would be tortured forever in a time paradox that sounds about right.

[DinamaticsJT]

as a punishment, you shall be punished. hmmm

[catdogawsome]

Punishment: Blenderized happy meal

[meganingreen]

punishment: be handcuffed to eagle from the day.

[meganingreen]

punishment: let revenge clone get revenge

[2timesloveequalslove]

as punishment...come to my house!

[wolfgirlkiss]

Fluffy cat hat. Yes I agree best punishment ever! 

[Omegahybridx]

I think beauty and the beast in 3-d covers the punishment IF you DON'T have nachos.

[YouDontSeemToCare]

talk to quiet clone with your underwear on your head and ask for his opinion.

[Xianaic]

Dye all your hair pink!

[TeamStarKidTV]

act out all of beauty and the beast in 5 minutes. 

[MegaSpeedDevil]

Punishment: Take an arrow to the knee!

[maggiehanna]

Punishment: Dye your beard a different color!

[skitts0fpwnies]

Punishment: Make out with the eagle.

[linktube]

Punishment: Make a song about how much you love the eagle

[TheIzzymcfizzy]

PUNISHMENT: Shave your beard!

[TreyRust]

How about you make 7 videos a week for a number of weeks (my idea would be 2 - 4 (No, not two minus four, that would be counter intuitive...

[misawa4000]

do a video with Chyna clones!!

[42streetsdown]

@misawa4000 But then they'd have to send her clones to the alligator pit. Craig doesn't have any moral problems with killing his clones, but Chyna might not be cool with killing versions of herself.

[MegaJosh85]

Dominooooooooos! :)

[TheWolskibothers]

Get Married!!! thats your punishment

[andraalexlee]

nice website! and what is that... is it.. oh it is... A NEW COUCH!

[missbanana18]

Punishment: trim your mustache, it's growing up your nose....

[hoiitsvanessa69]

you must come to montreal and not eat any poutine!

instead we will drink and you will watch me eat ALL the poutine!

(also you're paying)

[PainlessView]

Punishment: your gilfriend should host a wheeztwaiter video

[phampants]

You are required to do a Free Bagel Friday this week.

[TheCoolness514]

As punishement: do one of those boyfriend does my makup tagg videos!! :D

[colintotheworld]

For punishment, you and Chyna should make one of those awful dating videos full of incredibly awkward characters. Actually, if you just made that video, I would absolve you of all of your sins ever.

[grinnellianable]

Punishment: video of you explaining to 20 strangers what you do for a living.

[OliDoesArtNow]

@grinnellianable what that guy said, thats the pishment!

[LightSensingDiode]

I got it! You should camp out in an igloo for a night to punish your bearded jerkface.

[DesmondtheRhino]

I am telling you.

[georgeordraco]

You should eat cake, and share it with us

[SometimesIDoStuff]

shave

[TreyRust]

Thumbs up if you actually watched it a second time

[madasrabbits06]

shave off the beard as punishment.

[ToastMaster623]

mmm. Nachos.

[socratesjr]

wheeeeeeeeezyyyy...slaaaaaaaaa­ccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkker :)

[codydh3]

easy just do the domino punishment from the last you got the punishment

[BillGating]

mustache

[Tardisntimbits]

I say for punishment:  No more Wheezysnacks for a month!

[JigglyPuff569]

not even the whale is on!

[spantonline]

Neither the alligator nor the eagle are on the Wheezy Waiter Bios, how is that possible?

[alaricdogface]

Your punishment - you must sit through a Disney movie.

[vickli120]

How 'bout a 5 second handstand without the wall?

[BeckyMayx]

'my girlfriend really wants to see it...' IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD!:3

[Rook222222]

For a punishment, you should...Wait a minute, is that a new couch?

[h20melonlays]

Weeeeeezyyy waaaaiiteeeeerrrr! ;)*ding*

[CuteFluffyLion]

You should run outside in the snow without a shirt on.

[purplejoj]

Punishment: Shave head. NOT BEARD!!!

[boxmonkey811]

Wait.... You have a girlfriend?

[kattybatty13]

I don't see why you couldn't just do a below-par, but possibly artistic video about 2 seconds long..

[hoadlck]

You do a handstand.... upside-down!

[dstrbdxxxprncess]

Wear Spandex, and walk up and down your street. That shall be the punishment =) haaa... or not?

[sinabin]

Where was your slap bracelet when you succeded in your goal? Also your punishment is to make an igloo.

[d4nl31]

As a punishment you should extent the awkward ending at the end of wheezynews' to INFINITY!!!!!!!!

or just slightly longer than this awkward ending.... your choice or just slightly longer than the previously implied length of slightly longer than this one... or just slightly longer than the previously implied length of slightly longer than this one... or just slightly longer than the previously implied length of slightly longer than this one.. *dies after over using 'copy and paste function'

[apeirce20]

Your punishment: To the Alligator pit. Now.

[LiftYourSkinnyFist]

You should be punished by making a video of you eating nachos... WITHOUT A NAPKIN :o

[JosephDingillo]

WOAH WOAH WAOH HOLD ON ONE FREAKING MINUTE...

did he say nachos?

[Makeiri]

That was just style, my iPod wrote StyleWriter lol