The Venture Bros.: Crocodile Attack

[ricosuavable]

EPIC

[kornfanja]

@Sloomification I am!

[SDR978]

I keep watching this on my season 1 DVD Epic

[jakeej25]

Jsfewb

[TheUnrealStudios]

fuck Chuck Norris i want Brock Samson jokes

[chrisvining]

2 people tried to take Samson's knife.

[SuperMelon1]

I have to wonder how Brock gets his laundry done.

[pianoman930]

At the end he reminds of Gary Busey

[porobotboyxxx]

Take it from me...!

[slitor]

...I really need to watch this show....

[scar1323]

Good god whats he doing now

(Dr) Being thorough

[TheZoroark1221]

"Go ahead...Take it from me..."

[StanleyBradshaw]

Does Winston Rowntree do the artwork for this?

[lordteapot]

the funny thing is brock sampson is a weapon, he doesnt need that knife.

[TheTwiliOutlawTwilia]

Moral of the video: Don't. Fuck. With Brock Samson. He'll kill ya.

[playadelrey100]

I LOVE THIS BROKS EPIC RAPE FACE. ''Go on take it from me'' (If you can, BUB) makes Wolverine look like a boyscout. Jokes Logan is badASS

[ItThunderbolt]

Ysma other lever isn't effective at all.

[chrisvining]

from 0:44 seconds on this video is the most epic thing i have ever SEEN!

[Luccajd]

@chrisvining hahaha you said man! xD

[hippiehatr]

brock's faces are the best

[MrSalemRook]

role model material.

[StupidManRetard]

two crocodiles dislikes this

[Neves7561]

one can not just confescate a knife from Brock Samson...

[FAGoD615]

what episode is this from?

[leemaster777]

Disliked by two U.N. guards.

[DoubleAssClown]

I heard the music and I lost my shit.

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

Interior Crocodile Alligator, I drive a Cheverolet movie theater.

I'm sorry.

[badboi0717]

theres some charm to this level of animation

[o5pr3y]

As much as I love this show, I wish they had kept this gritty, Ren & Stimpy-esque art style.

[VinnyVanYiffy]

I had a feeling from looking at the thumbnail the crocodile wouldn't be the one attacking. *scrunches up and floats away

[supershadey09]

I totally can't tell if it's Brock or the croc growling.

[jbeddome1]

Brock on UN Weapons Confiscation

[navajo2911]

jesus christ, i laughed so hard with his psycho look. lol.

[dnmstarsi]

@taylorco64 its from da pilot ep

[sc0pl355]

2 people tried to take it from Brock

[taylorco64]

what season and episode is this one from? ha I have seasons 1- 4.1 and cant ever find this clip haha

[Firefighter5475]

Go ahead.... take it from me...

[spencnaz]

Me after one Red Bull.

[LocoRico89]

The black guy is like "Hell nah man! That shit ain't worth it!"

[kingaxel156]

Go Ahead take it from me >.0

[YoshikazeCanti]

Why did he start sweating milk?

[sanddemon451]

Brock wanted a pair of croc skin boots desperately.

[NICKREAPER316]

Man, the animation style for the show has really changed over the years.

[pkemrin]

Go ahead. Take it from me.

XD

[MrWezlum18]

Why did I ever stop watching this show?

[emanthedragonchamp]

It's like he wants to get covered in blood.

[thecrazedgunman1]

0:45 COME.AT.ME.BRO...

[ThirteenthDoc]

@fierixin *Whacks on head* This has already been explained to me. More politely, too. And I didn't know if this was either a revamped new season or a really old one... 'cause I don't watch it too often. Thanks, though, for your words of explanation.

[toolpot462]

Brockodile.

[acrc14]

Hahhah the sweating just makes it so much better.

[Taterzoid]

He's like Saxton Hale but not Australian.

[pawnage19]

@Taterzoid Woohoo a TF2 reference!

[mortalkonlaw]

Ah, back when this show was funny.

[randomikey5678]

someone give me the fuggin soundrack to this!

[ThirteenthDoc]

This seems a bit more animated and stretchy than recent episodes...

[KaneinEncanto]

@ThirteenthDoc This was the pilot, it's gotten a lot more refined since the original pitch

[ThirteenthDoc]

@KaneinEncanto Ah. I thought it was something like that. This isn't Instant Watch on Netflix... so I have to slowly watch it when they become available on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim site.

(I thought that this was Series [Season] 1, and then they started to get grittier...)

[Cross177]

I love the black guy on the side, he's like "Hell naw man."

[JamesRobertSmith]

The artists who originally designed Brock were just way the fuck cooler than the pussy motherfuckers who turned him into a cartoon version of Arnold fuck-the-ugly-maid Schwartzenegger.

And you guys can shove that Children's Hospital ad up your goddamned Yankee fucking West Coast asses.

[mikerhoa]

@JamesRobertSmith I always equated the term "yankee" with the Northeast.... just sayin'

[thetruetrojan]

@JamesRobertSmith Wow man Children's hospital literally saved my life and you call them shit like that, if ads really bother you so much go a ad-blocker or something. Don't be offensive just because your too lazy to do shit.

[ironfangs10]

HAHAHAHHAAA take it from me...... omg lol

[MCSuire]

"Go ahead...TAKE IT FROM ME!"

[rgda3rd]

nobodys harder than brock samson

[dogbert102010]

lol 1) fuck recruitment films and 2) fuck whoever cut the soldiers reaction at the end

[TheSecretEye]

Go ahead.

TAKE IT FROM ME.

[facepalmgiver]

SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!

[Warfrae]

lolo take it 

[723PanTera]

(scary ass music kicks in) What are you waiting for...TAKE IT FROM ME

that scared the shit outta me when this first aired

[rockfever723]

Fucking classic Brock Samson. I miss those days.

[Brolytheultimate8]

Am I the only one that noticed the complete lack of an accent at 0:05?

[Afatlazyturtle]

@Brolytheultimate8 Was he supposed to have an accent?

[Brolytheultimate8]

@Afatlazyturtle Well obviously he had a strong accent in all of his other lines.

[teganyavo]

cool i watched a 30 second ad for an error to occur

fuck you business suit faggots for ruining my internet

[enriqueification]

WHY IS IT ALWAYS ERROR OCUURED

[speckybarky]

i cant get the vid to work but i think iv seen this one is it the one were the solder is shakein his head no to the solder that wants to take brocks knife and he says.

fatis: well brock is my body gaurd and he can bring any wepons with him.

solder: sorry its the rules he cant ill have to take it from him

Brock: go ahead take it from me >=)

solder2: *shakes head*

me:LOL

[lilHippo]

if the black guy says fuck that shit i would listen

[originalstarwarsfan9]

Go ahead... take it from me.

[gzac95]

"Being thorough."

[game234soul]

what season is this? i wanna watch it lol

[chicodavid1211]

@game234soul this is from the very first episode. its the pilot that started the whole series.

[dattibboy]

black guy is like "fuck that shit man" 

[Njrosman]

So the advertisement just assumes that if you use a computer outside you must look like a douche

[isellJesusinacan]

Black guy shakees his head :3

[Green2552]

WOULD YOU TAKE AWAY A KNIFE FROM BROCK COVERED IN BLOOD?

I THINK NOT

[AKFeenar]

You would die just by lookin' into his eyes

[SkwerlBergamot]

@AKFeenar

or grow twice the chest hair

[AlaskanYeti]

holy shit Brock was a psycho in the first season.

[TB26]

@AlaskanYeti I misss that Brock.

[taylorco64]

@AlaskanYeti hey what episode is that from? ha

[Lightstar805]

This clip from Venture Bros. was brought to you today by this fuck'n car add

[AlaskanYeti]

@Lightstar805 lol

[pain0376]

haha epic

[Kuritsen]

Brock: *Eye-twitch* Go ahead..Take it from me.

Soldier #1: *Eyes go wide. Looks at soldier #2*.

Soldier #2: *Frantic head shaking*.

Soldier #1: *Looks back and blinks*.

[madman101ish]

@Kuritsen i wonder if he did take it and broke just walked in without it

[KISSPhace]

@Kuritsen

*And begins to trickle*

[DuykRuyk]

"Go ahead take it from me."

I laughed so hard when eh said that with the twitching eye.

[RedFang4]

0:00

[Scorpiofootlvr]

Wow it is amazing how much a cartoon's animation style can change over the course of a few seasons. This looks almost primitive compared to the current version.

[Shinato89]

The song is Called Mandelay by Foetus

[TheGreatMozeek]

Brock=Epic Beard Man when he was young

[WalDemento999]

Chuck Norris vs Brock Sampson.... who would win? You decide.

[VideoGameMaster007]

It's obvious if Brock was tied up with Bruce Lee you know he could kick Chuck's ass.

[Macbeth391]

beast of a man, and my hero, the best part is he's so manly that he doesn't need a gun, that's saying something

[plastik892]

@Macbeth391 "Guns for show, knives for a pro" - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[rbh1138]

@plastik892 Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?

Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.

Its Soap that says that. ;)

[Katzonaza]

black guy: "NO MAN NO! JUST LET HIM HAVE IT"

[hellopie7]

"go ahead take it from me" (intence bad ass scary music starts)

[KanameTousen]

I love how he had to check with his friends just to confirm it was a bad idea.

I want brock's trainning

[Dragzilla66]

Brock Samson vs Captain Falcon FTW!!

[WildcardNovack]

id like to see Predator Vs. Brock Samson next. Muahahahahahaha!

[WOWJBEOWULF]

The U.N. is cowardly, the only weapon they would allow the people is a 18th century blunderbuss. The psychology is easy, "I live today because the people have no weapons," while surrounded by men with AK-47 automatic weapons, funny I said AK-45 first, that was Hitler. It is no small wonder dictator coops were done by the military who saw the weirdo rat who spoke to the people. It really is a cowboy theme, the one with the rifle does not dig, the one without the rifle digs into the grave.

[rockfever723]

The single most badass Brock moment in Venture Bros. history.

"Go head!.....Take it from me!"

[kurai25]

"Go ahead...take it from me!" lolz

[kauzinhavok]

that dude has got some balls to be able to walk up and say that to brock, he should thank god he didnt kill him

[speeddemon847]

chuck norris brother in law

[GTA2SWcity]

TAKE it from me! *eye twitches*

[TheSaintOfPain]

@GTA2SWcity

That's the best part of the whole clip. You just DO NOT fuck with Brock Sampson.

[Darkpaladin36]

XD Go ahead...*demented look* take it from me. *eye twitch*

EPIC

[TheyCallMeCHICKEN]

Don't test Brock.....just don't.

The song is Mandelay by Foetus.

[Afterburner8004]

back when the venture bros wasnt GAY

[grikuomega]

@Afterburner8004 yeah tell me what episode was this cause i dont remember watching this part.. well except for years ago

[whiteguysamurai]

No one messes with Brock, NO ONE!

[bmw2go11]

the guy in the back is funny ;)

[KISSPhace]

I miss these random stowaway attacks. :D

[try7111]

Brock doesn't need stinking guns when he got a Rambo knife.

[DGirlK]

hahaha i wouldnt even dare xD

[guyvermandarkhero]

The pilot was great the shows still pretty good though.

[chicodavid1211]

does anyone know the song that plays in the background when brock's talking to the UN soldier? btw you don't mess with Brock Samson. that's just common knowledge.

[zombifiedcomet]

@chicodavid1211 Did you ever find out what the song was? I wanna know to.

[thughug22]

@zombifiedcomet yes we all need to know the song cause its awsome let me know please if you find out thanks

[zombifiedcomet]

@thughug22 Yeah i'll let you know if I find out.

[thughug22]

@zombifiedcomet thanks a bunch

[GodzillaMecha2009]

@zombifiedcomet i can get the song if you want

[zombifiedcomet]

@GodzillaMecha2009 That would be cool.

[PackersBearsFan3]

@chicodavid1211 Don't know. I'd love to find out though.

Anybody have any ideas?

[gzac95]

@PackersBearsFan3 I believe the 2nd season. 

[HunterNK502]

<3 the venture brothers

[Left4Deaddpro]

that is sick! :D

[DankBombCroosh]

Venture bro's is the worst show on adult swim. outside of anime and the British comedy

[Skullatoran]

Haaa, Brock even though you're in older cartoon form, you're still BADASS

[stillasp]

BADASS!

[the9vampire9phantom]

LMAO!!!!!

[DaStupidFace]

LOL!!! nice

[restlesspride666]

Brock Samson...fucking bad ass hahaha. :] He can kill anything.

[Hurricane765]

@restlesspride666 He WILL kill anything XD

[ScaryJewKids]

@restlesspride666 not chuck norris

[TheCoalescent]

@restlesspride666 ... he couldnt kill 21...

[restlesspride666]

@TheCoalescent :o Kicked his ass plenty of times.

[TheCoalescent]

@restlesspride666 I'm guessing you never saw their epic duel.

[insane4342]

@restlesspride666 can he kill his own perfect clone?

[restlesspride666]

@insane4342 That would be the fucking most epic battle since Godzilla Vs. Space-Godzilla

[Ganxiba]

7th

[tag7100]

That's one of my favorite moments in any show.

[celticpredator97]

WHATS THE SONG CALLED?

[smallboy21]

How old is this episode?

[MexicanPride555]

its the first one, the pilot

[smallboy21]

Damn, I never saw this episode.

[marioinabag1]

awesome

[soadfreek44]

"Take it from me"

[celticpredator97]

O_O