Kyle Speaks: The Vanilla Gorilla

[wrestlingfan0011]

"oh yeah he is a stupid fuck"

i love that line

[ScaryTeri101]

mope

[mezmir]

lol at the poster, becase we end up saying "only this one time" just about.. every time we look at the poster.

[MrPun111]

COLLEGE Two Racks Two Balls One historic night lol

[BigTimeRush01]

Can someone PLEASE tell me what that song is in the beggining and end? I need it. Now.

[MCRfangurl16]

His theme song is "For The Win" by Mirrored Theory

[FartCakes1000]

what does WFFE mean

[MCRfangurl16]

@FartCakes1000 Its not WFFE It's FTW, "For The Win" by Mirrored Theory, it's his themesong.

[marcus13800]

wwff ww deh'cha vu

[dmanconn]

whats thats song called that ur videos starts with

[LoveMeNots]

Sex rehabilitation is a doozy. I know urges can get ahold of some people, but let's face it: sex is something that is way too addicting for some individuals who are attempting to be rehabilitated from it.

[pukemanersumthin]

waffles r good there like sex in ur mouth there warm and inviting the cyryp is the lube

[pukemanersumthin]

lol skull fuck u in the eye

[AsobiAkiba]

the funny thing is, a guy shat in my friends weetos cereal box at a party, and he got a nice brown surprise the next morning...

[MajoraProject]

its nothing a good dog cone cant fix

[whoa92341]

Lmao XD 1:40 - 144 XD :D:D::D:D

[ssaucer1]

wtf assclown fuck you assclown

[pickme2go]

Ha boobies!!!!

[Maatt28]

A human dick is bigger than a gorilla dick :b

[FubarLovesBumblebee]

@Maatt28 You speak from expirience?

[Maatt28]

Good one ; )

[ZeraTheMystic]

3:05

[matthardyrulez25]

Good to hear the T W FF in the beginning is good

[XxShadowNinjaZeroxX]

HA fuck no XD

[XxREAPER04xX]

kyle ur fucking aaawsome

[crazyperson1093]

MOTHA FUCKA I DONT EAT CEREAL! ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN I DO MA BLACK VOICE!

[FireSpiritKc]

TEETH VAGINA!!!

[goluas]

Dude what is the name of the son for your intro?

[niecey101]

the moment he said "mothafucka" I thought oh lord he's gone buuulack!!!!! hahahahaha love it, keep posting these crazy ass vids, btw, WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT DAMN SONG YOU HAVE FOR YOUR THEME???? EVERYTIME I HEAR IT I JUST WANNA....WANNA......WANNA.....­.DANCE!!!!!!!! LIKE A CRAZY ASS CRACK BAT!!!!

[Amkmaa]

@niecey101 lol its called For The Win by mirrored theory hope this helps

[MCRfangurl16]

@niecey101 It's called "For The Win" by Mirrored Theory

[Allmektighet]

i doubt the sex reabilitation thing would work unless they stab them in the neck with a safety pin everytime they slip up and have to start the process over again

[TheFallen432]

lol 2:04 t0 2:06 haha

[DarkLordShadaou]

mutha fucka I don't eat cereal!

[B3nd0]

@DarkLordShadaou especially when i talk in my black voice.

[DarkLordShadaou]

@B3nd0 LMAO!!!!

[iisnotatypicalblonde]

kylee can i have damians number??? ahaha my friend wants it for sum prank call thingerrr[=

[wwetitle818]

Kyle I have donated money to your foundation.

[ZARKMOBILE]

sex with a pancake makes sandra bullock cry at night. you knoiw why? cuz my grandma has strawberry flavored panties and tries to molest my great uncle terry, problem my uncle terry is a one legged platypus..... well if thats not some of the makings for an awkward ass dinner i dont know what is... but i do know justin bieber makes my panties wet!!!!!

[Cphilly1000]

It doesn't work i still whack bitches

[SirAckbar]

Gorillas have some of the smallest penises in the animal kingdom though. What.

[Mariopikmin96]

"alright, but only this one time" *squeezes out lotion*

[scenepwnage]

0:58 awesome sketch so thumbs up to that

[pimpsrus35]

Kyle...my dick is hard, do i have cancer?

[cartoonwarrior234]

god i love the ending of your vids

[x555Raven555x]

i love fuckin southpark

[spacewolfRULES]

@x555Raven555x omfg since when do you watch kyle speaks :O

[FBRFavorites]

fucking ads for crocs coming up in the middle of your video..cuntbombs

[1freakykid]

Very Classy!!!

[jacob123jac3]

Shit, That has no effect what so ever, The clinic will probably make them worse. They will probably think about Penis all the time. Going. Penis. Penis. Big fucking erect penis your face.

[GameplayShower]

Ok I will poop in your toast if u don't stop posting these videos

[KrissWalterKovacs]

Gorillas have 2 to 3 inch penis.

[Syn94]

Silly Kyle, Sex Rehab is for Fags!

[Landmine214]

nope, they never will, never would, it's called an addiction, it's hard to break, no rehab

[ivliuscaesar1865]

HELL NO!!!!! if "commitments" were never invented we wouldn't have sex rehebilitation centers!

[Drumma425]

Sexual rehab clinics are for dicks.

[myrcROCKS12]

ppl only go to sex rehab to meet other ppl with sex problems so they dont have to work so hard to get laid.

[heroihatebenstiller]

sex rehab is for stupid fucks with money! I dont see how such a place could help, at all... xOx

[amazazing77]

i agree with southpark. its called sexual healing. watch it. its fucking hilarious.

[crazylittlebrother25]

no it doesn,t help

[babygirl10189]

sex rehab makes no sense to me. why go to rehab to stop having sex...wtf? lol

[XWinterRavenX]

fuck now put that in ur cornflakes and suck the white PIss out off them u gorrila suckin blond bitchzzzz... <3 me blows kiss*

[jarhead6534]

who pissed in your cheerios?

[menyproduccion]

Haha!!!

YOURE WRONG!!!

THE GORRILLAZ ARE THE MONKEY WITH THE SMALLEST DICK XD

[taylorEmullins]

MUTHA FUCKA I DONT EAT SURREAL!

[Mylennyshow14]

Well i think sex rehab is another way of saying to a lady or man that they are trying to screw everyone in the rehab and not get cured!

[TheDogisTheKing]

Sex rehab is another way of saying "I'm a fucking quiter." besides i was in one once and it did didly fucking COCK!!!

[dudeamore]

Sex rehab, well it is a good thing in my opinion. Its where all the sex addicts go so if you need a night of unprotected sex with an exceptionally hot MILF or broad, then yeah. Of course if you're plastered any broad looks hot enough.

[necrodrum]

his intro is FTW by Mirrored Theory (Jakeos2) ye turd burglers

[Roketman12]

lol "only this once (lube) " xD srs kyle , try fucking an orange xD xD it will look more classic >.>

[KabalanAlan]

isn't your intro swiftkaratechop's intro?

[SwiftElEmEnTaL]

Hand motions FTW!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

[capitarox]

what song is this?

[cartooncrapp]

That's just a place where lonely people secretly fuck in the bathroom

[thebeautywithin678]

Yeah, never even heard of sex rehab before this video, and I still say that it's stupid. Thanks for the enlightenment Kyle :D

[ripyourfaceoff50]

Every dude that wants a poke, and then gets a poke, is considered a sex addict in Hollywood. In reality? Men like to bone.

[LazeeBanana]

well i have a question, did it work for tiger woods?

[benn0730]

gorillas have the smallest dicks out of primates

[TheBlooHouse]

Only balls in open cunt and stink bigger the your pinky in skullfucked eye hole wit no fuckin meanig for a bra for your hair ass srunken testicles

[v1a1b1]

WAIT...who doesnt eat ereal YOU HAVE NO SOUL

[v1a1b1]

hey kyle for the first time i witness one of the wierd comments lmao i never see then i just hear you say them so i had doubts lmao and idk ifthey believe hard enough and get encouraged enough NOTHING WILL HAPPEN in the rehab

[BlakerbugYOUluvme]

qeustion

if i opened your fridge what would i smell

[TheElectricDynomite]

i think i know what would happen if you went to a sex rehab center. you'd rape the emplyees and have them stick their fingers in your butthole. then you would proceed to eat a chocolate covered donut from around their penis.

lol, but seriously, i think you're funnier than damian. keep it up.

[Drathiron]

Kyle you must eat three tons of Puke then puke the puke out and eat it again, but this time... with a fork... and you must do it all in three minutes.. or all blondes in the world will die of AIDS! The Blondes Depend on you Kyle...

[technopimps227]

what up wit your theme song??

[BAMQUINN69]

Rehabs for quitters ... And I'd fuck a fdognn the ear if i had to go to sex rehab I've fuced so much I had to tuck my balls back because they are oversized and my dick looks like mr.bean

[666Lurks666]

KYLE! i DEMAND YOU TO TELL PEOPLE TO SUBSCRIBE TO ME!!! OR I WILL SWARE TO GOD! will not come to your house and skull fuck you =3

nah but seriously i would like my content on your show kyle =]

from

BR://Lurks

[TheComposerAX]

....Are you a Lemur? Cause you sure look a lot like one... Listen.There is a video somewhere out there in youtube called "Dramatic Wagner Lemur".

Seek it out....maybe you will find out more than you knew about your nature.... My child,your quest won't be in vain!No!

[bloodyxoxo]

I like sex. o_O

[headlesskiller]

When i hear sex rehab... it makes me wonder... Amy Whinehouse likes sex a bit to much...right? "they told to go to rehab but i said, bone my asshole please..." or something like that...

[SuperManISaBeast]

Did u make ur own music? If u did why hardware did u use?

[ghostofamber18]

wow there are some pretty random comments on this shithole...place...area...fuck­, I have no fucking idea what I'm saying. But your fucking awesome dude!!

[Farfeb]

Kyle, I want something ridiculously hilarious.

[hjaxon100]

bet you $10 kyle wont pick this comment.

[UniqueSideEffect]

Sex.... rehab....

People just need to keep it in their pants and keep their legs closed.

[LeumasAlledrag]

fuck sex rehab its really retarded!

[crazylittlebrother25]

you are awsome

[thornmastro]

Sex rehab is bullshit. Why would you want to cut back on fucking the brains out of some bitch you mwt when you were drunk then wake up the next moring and find out she's a fat ass elephant. Gooood timess.....

[HPgurl4life]

"Mother Fucker I don't eat cereal, especially when i do my black voice" Lol you sound like Kat Williams

[sexybbeast]

HEY! you dont say that!....poop hole. get some fuckin class man! stop blowing that shit out your hole

p.s.- ha ha that black voice sounds like Cleveland

[Twigsyboy]

Kyle, you're a leg end!

[freqgirl2u]

Sex therapy? Hell, at least the fiends can have their sex with the other fiends. Would group therapy then be one big orgy?

[Dippie14]

kyle you are a fucking poo liker and you eat damians nuts so stop making these videos or ill rape your family

[elmotoad]

Kyle looks like a really tall lepricon, which is probable why he picks on Dameon so much. Somewhere in the house Dameon has hid kyle's pot of gold and he is demanding it back.

[acidvision2]

Does anybody know the name of the song in the intro called

[sammidog2615]

@acidvision2 For The Win by Mirrored Theory

[mindfreak805]

sex rehab is unnecessary becuz unlike drugs or alcohol sex is actually good for you unless u are a rapist bastard then you should go to sex rehab get fucked up the ass 45 time and bleed out thru all of your oraphases

[lcable25]

there is no such thing as sex rehab...The celebutaunts created it to make the rest of the world think that they are getting help...what actually goes on is they sit around all day watching Pamela Anderson and Tommy's sex tape and make the walls sticky with their spooge.

[C5L1]

Ask tiger woods

[Sphere300]

Sex rehab is just about as embarrassing as dog that just got 'the snip' and has to wear the plastic cone....like that but minus the effect.

[MrDiaz411]

Definitely not. Sex rehab is a waste of time in which douchebags like Tiger Woods and Jesse James drink and laugh and compare their lives and see who has fucked more slutty hoes. Tiger wins hands down, though.

[italyson1]

it's pointless becuse the world is so fucking bent on making use have sex your grandma wants great grand kids don't and your mom wants grand kids enofe said

[pupperish]

No it wont because it made tiger woods wants 2 kill him self now!!!

[Flashylightsmeow]

I think they would help, because rather wanting to bum rape you, I'll be motivated to cut your fucking head off and shove it up my ass so I can shit it out and say..."hey look! Kyle looks like my shit!"

[Flashylightsmeow]

@Flashylightsmeow ...*rather THAN wanting...

[guiop1234]

I like the way you put out.

[pinked95]

i love u

[samzulrich]

if you want to know if sex rehab works, ask tiger woods. hes has his balls on more than just the green, if you know what i mean

[nobodyfresh13]

No because I would still try to fuck everything in sight like a blind horny dog.

[MarieHolestad]

If you ask me.. A sex rehab would do good on my x.. He keeps sticking his dick into every damn hole he finds!

[DemonShadow9]

how come your videos arent in full HD?

[pivotybob]

sex rehab dont work because everyone knows that sexual feelings are controlled by the supreme overlord of the world as he has a magical device that controls you and that overlord is barack obama and his magical device is his cock because its a "magic sex wand"

[Stefanthegamer]

Honestly, if they think any type of rehab would lower my sex drive, they are sorely mistaken. I could go to prison and still aiming for twice a day. (my poor cellmate's asshole....)

[mustanglover1985]

Good morning my name is Steve i have been ordered by the sate of Arizona to go door to door and inform you that i am a registered nymphomaniac also i have been ordered to attend sex rehabilitation and it is helping a lot. Before I leave would you like to fuck?

[PointBaron]

Sex rehabilation works.

No it doesn't.

Yes it does.

Sex rehabilation doesn't work.

[caseyjade3]

lol love the end bit D:

[zacharyberryhill]

haha acctually i dont think that sex rehibilitation works cause they will show u porn pics and tell u or ask u quote "do u really want this to be a part of ur life" what the fuck thats just gonna want it more i mean seriously

[UniversalChaos931]

i think if anyone goes to a sex rehab they become either rapists, molesters, or people who just want to fuck anything or anyone they see.

[turtlefaceproduction]

ok i think its come clear that one day i shall stalk u until we are married and produce 15 children all named bob. lol jk! or am i...!

[ruckmuffin2]

I believe that sex is sex and if you want alot of it.... More power to you. Studies show it helps you live longer.

[ZeeMayne]

i just wanna say i absolutely love your channel

[XxKTrinity34xX]

sex rehab kills future leaders of the world.

[LandonToney1234]

Asian guy: Shrimp

Mexican: Big Burrito

Black guy: I want my money hoe!

[SCBGBlue]

Going to sex rehab doesn't work all it does is make people horny, because all they talk about is sex.

[misssmiley02]

well.....the sex rhab depends on two things for it to work, A,) You lose your dick or B.) ..they force you to become a nun or whatever the male equalilant to a nun is. But you don't need to worry about the male nuns, seeing as you have no penis, making you a woman.

xD

[scotlandboy100]

Kyle i would like to say that i too would hit on those two bimbos on ur wall on if damian ever tries to spy on me fucking those bitches i will cut his tiny dick off and send it to his girl to see what it really looks like, without three bottles of VIAGRA

[Monsterwow24]

LOL teh end

[MixiipopGirl]

sex rehab is ridiculous and stupid nobody needs rehabilitation for sex. hmph that poor little 2 year old fuck. =)

[Irockman1]

Sex rehab works perfectly if you attend one where they cut your dick off.

[randomness711]

sex rehab is for people that cant get fucked in all sorts of crazyy fucking ways, or at all for that matter.

[ghostCAM45]

ok kyle you are the best better than daime the nuts sack and you should beat him and smach is video cam and shove your foot in his fat A** and him to die so keep doing videos

[randomness711]

sex rehab is for people that cant get fucked in all sorts of crazyy fucking ways

[will3505]

hoping for sex rehab to work is like trying to get you (kyle) not to yell in a video

[will3505]

sex rehab is for people who think sex is a problem

[flckfsglls888]

Sex Rehab is stupid, it's like trying to tell your neighbor's dog to shut the fuck up!

[EndeleanX]

"All right, but just this once!" Hilarious. xD

[22coltsfan22]

wtf would you want sex rehab

[AngelSayuri]

what do you have on your head?

you look hurt. really. not trying to offend. you do look hurt on the right side, near your eye.

btw nice vid *

[pitter54296]

you are with out a doubt, the most dangrous person to live with , but you r one of the greatest peoople ive ever seen. a person to show what the fuck they want. well done kyle .

[votc2000]

hahahaha, this video is fucking hilarious

[Foxys66]

i dont think it will help going to a sex clinic...some pplz might think it will but i dont they still will end up having sex cravings n go F&%K who ever they want.....hey whats the song that plays at the start n end of ur videos?????

[huckandfriends1]

no, what you think is a sex addiction is actually something called being horny, you don't have an addiction, your just an idiot

[HyperShadow810]

Sex is a weapon. ENough said and Kyle keep positng these videos and make sure to keep them funny otherwise I will feast on your entrails and devour your soul!

[insanelycrazy88]

Sex rehab is bullshit, just fuck more often and ull b fine. by the way my dick is bigger than the vanilla gorillas

[MeganAngel315]

No it doesn't do shit. Sex rehab is something for jackasses who can't accept or want to admit that they did anything wrong. Way to go tiger woods GOLF SUCKS!!

[XMacXWinXcompatibleX]

Who needs sex rehabilitation clinic that tiger fuck his hoes!

[montypythoncam]

as much as i watch your videos i never had enough courage to say this one thing...FUCK YOU KYLE!! I HOPE SOMEONE STEALS ALL YOUR GUNS AND USES THEM AS SEX TOYS.. TO WHO IT MAY CONCERN MONTY...

[frdaharlynna]

"Motha Fucka I don't eat cereal" LOL AWESOMEEE :)

[dirtbikedee]

kyle you are a pee pee vagina

[dirtbikedee]

kyle you are a pee pee vagina

[Josh2308j]

Sex rehab does work if your penis is small.. so kyle it would work for you

[sexxxybolognax]

anal mexican shit balls

[thetylerhouck]

No because its all in the genetics. I mean, Tiger Woods's asian side got the hot wife. But, his black side had to go cheat on her....so, no

[spinebusteranimation]

Kyle are you a nincanpoop ?

[KibaAka9]

Rehab doesn't do shit. Look at Paris Hilton. She proably went to rehab many times but she is a stupid dick sucking whore.

[TheBlooHouse]

Only if the cunt is not on fire and if a black bitch in sittin on the toilet sayin Greoge Bush Hate black peolpe and your mom is an asian

slut tring to fuck a potatoon my fat black ass

[DriftKing18594]

Unless it's a brainwashing camp in North Korea, no, a sex rehab clinic ain't gonna work.

[ib4you1201]

I'll poop in your cereal?

Wow , people these days need a good skullfucking through the eye!

[TakerClicker]

Sex rehab clinics works like fat camp does for overweight kids: IT DON'T. it's just for someone "and we all know who" to escape and get out of the pubics' eye. plus if it worked, that's like saying Damian don't like banannas

[morkroth]

What's WFFD?