[12/28] Hot Mess Monday!

[nataliewheeleryo]

go to AUSTIN! You will love texas after that :)

[dallioso]

Haha I'm from Texas. Vegetarian and NOT a Cowgirl.  Haha...I bite my natural nails too.

Just sayin'.

I love you. You're adorable.

[baltashchit]

"this isn't xtube!"

lol loved it! XD

[xinfinity62]

awe, don't hate on Texas...

[smackthat121212]

Dallas, TX is great :D

[akmediascope]

My Christmas sucked too. I gtot my dog back after 10 years, then she died. But we gave her a 3 hour bath and played hide and seek with her in the woods and she was so happy before she died on Christmas night.

[Twenty9clovers]

hey hey! do you recomm. any indie bands?

[gattonero583]

as a generally-happy and overall-positive gay man, how do u see urself at 50yo, partner-wise? Do you see yourself in the cradle of a warm, strong and lasting relationship or do you see yourself partying all night long with a different guy every-time whenever you get the chance?

[RAWRnicolee]

my gay friend gave another gay friend of mine the penis pop. i was with him in new york and he started eating it. people were staring hahaha.

[Azsli]

I got that same kind of penis pop for a bacholarette party.

[alakyulmaiel]

that link says that the video is private.. :(

[HartzProductions]

i think you have to be 18...

[AlexandraSaporta]

hey i was born there!!! dallas is like a big city full of a hella lot of hot cowboys but like the ones wearing jeans and a tshirt....this one time my bff took me to a gay bar...it was soooo funny!

[kaykayyish]

yuh perverrrttt

[chemicalXify]

haha! I love it...isn't x-ube...Love you!

[TheOnlyMissClarissa]

lmao, you pervert:DD

Lol:)

F U N N Y:)

[countsoss]

I just moved to Dallas and it is pretty great! If you get stuck here drop me a line. I will show you what youre missing!

[Shoyru40359]

Zac Efron link didn't work for me, said the vid was private. :(

[dwhorrocks]

You ignorant asshole!!! Dallas is a fabulous city with a lot more culture than you. It also has a huge gay population that are more than just bar-hopping bottom boys looking for their next trick. Dallas has the best shopping, dining, museums, nightlife,arts, theater, any kind of entertainment and sports. Get your stuck-up head out of your ass. Just because it's not NYC or Chicago doesn't make it bad. People are friendly here unlike most northern queens like yourself. I'M OFFICIALLY UNSUBSCRIBING

[missmeagannn]

whoa, a little offended are we?

[HartzProductions]

lol, get over yourself. I was joking around. I'm sure Dallas is nice, and I would assume that most people there are a lot less serious and more good-natured then you.

Hate is so ugly, especially when using words you've chosen against someone within your own community. Way to show your true colors. Very disappointing.

[moneyxmonkey]

@HartzProductions awh, well the rest of texas loves you!!! :D

[TheTwilightis]

Michael. The scrolling stuff at the bottom of the screen was soo distracting. I had to watch the video over, while covering the text with my hand.

[HartzProductions]

that was the point of the scrawling text. read the description :-)

[gshonfield8]

ahhhh I had to watch this video twice because I just had to read the notes at the bottom of the video!

[OriginalFake07]

Dallas Texas is not country at all. Triple Dirty D.

[lillimarleennight]

yes I am a pervert. can you do that again? ;-)

[Becky2266]

Happy new year, Michael! :D

[phoenix74]

Happy New Year...Don't knock Texas just yet. You really should visit Austin TX...it's the liberal bastion in a sea of red:LOL.

[trulybliss88]

Hey now, Texas is all kinds of fun, especially here in Austin!

[KayceKace]

Dallas Texas is awesome. They have six flags over texas man. So disappointed how you stereotyped Texas =/ That sucks about your Christmas though.

[xxxx0bleach0xxxx]

rofl i love you!

[vanness5]

hahaha, xmas I got wasted at the corner bar but found a cute boy to take home and play with (that was all I wanted) but then woke up to rush to the airport to experience the same shit u did. I only had to wait 3 hours though for the next plane to Boston, had I known that I could have stayed another hour with my companion : ( oh well...

[jerikm2007]

Just like dickegly000 i was born and raised in Dallas, it's a great city =) but i do understand why you would not want to be stuck at DFW airport on a holiday. oh also just like dickegly000 i never  played horseshoes =/

[TimCubUAkbar]

If I had been stuck in DFW for 35 hours on the way home, I would have just called my boyfriend (you know, the one with the really big 10 gallon hat and the assless chaps) up from Austin to spend the weekend and then drive us back home.

[Zippedychick]

DFW Airport is pretty cool, nice texas sterotypes though. I'm from there.

[KatOfDiamonds]

The crawl was such a cute idea! <3

[nalejandrae8908]

He was kidding obv.

[NicoleIsntHere]

You should have called me! I was at the DFW airport at the same time! Dang.

[memet358]

texas = big dick? therefore, texas = PAIN!!!!

[DattuWarptera]

What do we do in Texas? The same things you do in the rest of the US. Dallas is probably the gay subcapital of Texas (behind Austin). Actually, probably tied with San Antonio.

[NicoleIsntHere]

Dallas really isn't much like Austin. I live in both.

[skipperdoofus]

same.

[masterbearar]

well im sure dallas has several gay places to go. ive only be through there.

[maggiehanna]

"This isn't x-Tube!" Haha

[caraddict520]

lmfaooo that lollipop is REDICC

[Ssource6]

You could have picked yourself up a nice southern boy if you had gotten stuck in Dallas.

[crispeatree]

with one of those cute thick accents... or something like that... just saying.

[SugarAndRainbows]

where can you buy that lollipop? :o?

[5yearsFromTheFuture]

@SugarAndRainbows the store is spencers! great placee :)

[nalejandrae8908]

SPENCER'S!!!

[peepsman210]

LEANN!!!!

[Flexmeister]

hey--Texas is cool--you could have stayed with me

[PinkEightBall]

You looooove xtube honey! HA! ;)

[dlyc4714]

btw, are you on x-tube?

[Rockismylove]

the text down distracted me from listening to u now i hv to watch the video again.

[irvingklaw57]

Then get an xtube account. I guarantee you'll get more subs.

[yescandles]

Oh sure....easier to bash Dallas and break your parents heart by not coming home Christmas than it is to just show up 45 minutes early? From NYC, I think that 45 is risky! JUST KIDDING. I think it is rude of the airline, personally. BTW...which airline? Would love to know so we can boycott!

[millykiddyo]

we could have met! that would have been amazing.

i live relatively near dallas, and believe me, there is much to do here.

it isnt all farms and poop, hah

however, the roads were frozen and everything was covered with ice, so it would have been dangerous, BUT daring! haha.

[edgarae1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I live in the Dallas area! That whole Texan superblonde and tan "hey ya'll" girl exists, but it's not that common. Some of us have functioning brains. We could've hung out at the shops in Plano and gone to the independent theater and my favorite vegan restaurant if I had known you were here (and if I knew you better :P).

[hautecouturexix]

texas has tons to do! especially austin!!!

[love2laugh]

Boys from the South are PACKING.

[FiveMinutesToMercy]

I live in Texas!! Close to Dallas, i would have TOTALLY picked you up to come spend Christmas with me! Haha.

[FiveMinutesToMercy]

argh.

[secretPiper]

I stopped reading the scroll cuz it was distracting me from listening to Michael.

[treehugger842]

lol. texas is actually very high tech. we may sound like hicks but we know our way around things

[beelover9481]

Wow. You really need to learn more about Texas. The Boys are hot and Have big dicks. The clubs are amazing and the boys once again have big...lollipops.

[muscchick24]

This video made me laugh. Thank you. "You perverts. This isn't Xtube!" ha. What else..."gotted". :p

[MrLettuceboy]

Hahaha the whole time while you were about to seductively suck on the lollipop I was screaming "NOOO DON'T DO IT MICHAEL!" And then you didn't. Then I was happy. The end.

[itzmelodyy]

you're a hot messs & i'm falling for you

and i'm like HOT DAMNN, let me make you my booo (:

hahahh, made me think of that song (:

[heyitsleeuhh]

i actually got stuck in Dallas because of rain one summer. we wandered the airport shops and then i slept on a bench in a chapel... and it was freeeezing

[oysterinbread]

it may sounds like i'm a pervert

but i would like to see you on xtube :P

[fugue10]

I got distracted by the scrolling words. I tuned out and came back in at "giant acrylic nails." I still am not sure what you were talking about.

[soonerGLO]

Texas is amazing, is all I'm saying.

Especially Dallas...there's nothing "country" about Dallas, really.

[xsoftballismylovexxx]

youre from seattle? i didnt realize that!

Go Seattle \m/ (I live there)

[hawknobility]

"gotted?..." awesome :)

i feel so cool that my tweet was part of the scrolling below hehehe you totally made my night michael XD  can't wait to hear your resolutions!

p.s. i totally would have been on cowboy hunt if i were stuck in texas :D

[NightwishNick]

LOL there's lots of fun things in TX idk about Dallas but Austin and Houston are pretty amazing

[o0oviceo0o]

OK Mr Washington State!! TX IS stupid. Your videos are my fave, Michael. mwah mwah MWAH!!

[jenkins4president]

If you get stuck in TX, we'll put you on a bull, buck naked (no pun intended), and let you ride like the cowboy you are!!! Sure you don't wanna come to TX now?

[TnDon]

YouTube has jacked arouind with the encoding or something lately. Vids take FOREVER to buffer on my cable connection.....never used to do that and doesn't do that on XTube....hehe! BUT it played without problems for me.

It was a good decision not to have to cool your heels in DFW.....loser airport, IMHO.

I wanna see your XTube channel.....yes, yes, yes! Yeah, I'm a pervert....sue me!

Happy New Years, Michael! Patron, hey....high class booze!

[InfamousPitreIII]

o, micheal, u ARE hot. ur so sexy. i want u in my mouth, pants, and so many other places

[jellybeanz6909]

haha. too bad in dallas we don't act that "hick-ish"

:(

[sarahollow]

That penis sucker is delicious. I got one before as a joke gift and it is one of the most delicious sucker flavors lol it's like rainbow fruit and love flavored.

mmm... penis sucker.

[sandy348]

"This isn't X-Tube!!" ^_^

[marksanderlin]

lol. you were a hawt mess on blogtv this morning. :P

[alaninnh]

So when can we catch you on xtube??? :D

[simplistic1018]

Seconded.

[loserluigi]

omg, I thought you really were going to suck it.

haha, I'm glad your chicken stripes were delicious :P

sorry your holiday was full of waiting :(

[FuledByFun]

Christian Siriano<3 hot tranny mess is even better haha

[Finnegani]

hahah i would of like to seen the lolly pop though

[CindySprinkles]

I had to play this twice because the first time I was reading the twitter talk at the bottom and not listening to you.

[EasyZs]

one of these days you are going to hafto eat that penis!

cause

I mean

cmon

it looks delicious ahahaha

[OtakuKid2]

why go from NY to dallas to North West?

[migueldelvega]

OMG!!!!! IM FROM DALLAS!!.. I would Taken you to all the KRUNK CLUBS and Gotten YOU FUCKED UP!!.. Maybe Next time!.

[penguin3647]

=3 penis pop

[344h]

Hey I live in Dallas! It's not that bad, you could have hung with me!

[Frank33314]

STICK IN UR MOUTH hehehehe....love ya

[RaddishxEarrings]

Lmao I love the rainbow penis.

[BasicSand]

Despite being from so cal, my personal experience has been that guys from Texas are pretty hot. Happy New Year Michael! :)

[Cookinboy05]

Are you a vegetarian? i am asking based on your comment about Red meat.

[greenkeroppimaniac]

... I am a girl in Dallas Texas...... and I have to agree with you on that..... for the most part xD

[xxCherryBomb]

hahahha the rainbow penis. :)

[TaylorTravelsWorld]

aweee :( you didn't get to go home :(

[djstlouis]

"You perverts! This isn't X-tube!"

LMAO!!!

[DYYLLAAANNNCORRRAAAO]

are you implying that you have an xtube account? ^^

[HartzProductions]

I don't know what's wring with the video not playing through. I guess just check in later

[DYYLLAAANNNCORRRAAAO]

error.

[123MikeyGo]

Michael, That's so fucked up!

I would've invited you to my house for x-mas since i live in DALLAS lol

xoxo

[MattDrivesCars]

Just add &fmt=18 to the end of the URL, and the video works.

[HartzProductions]

thanks for the help!

[MattDrivesCars]

No problem. It's been happening on a lot of videos lately... Strange.

[tweeces]

Same here. not working ;(

[supergirlnancy1]

error...:(

[carolinalayla]

the twitter replies did in fact keep me distracted.

[arienettechemistry]

yeah, it's not working.. :/

[hshea11]

Does not work!!!! Noooooooo!

[pinchekimchi]

...error.... :(

[thenewcognito]

Apparently not the first then! The vid doesn't work for me...

[VictorVienna]

third!

[thenewcognito]

First comment?

[noelandjason]

first!