So the blues have 2 chicks, (one being a badass) every vehicle in the gulch and have 5 people fighting total. The reds have nothing, but 2 guys and a hole. Who's wining this war?
I love the characters, but sometimes like right now i wish the leader guys (Church and Sarge) were a little more capable then retreating from Tex when they had her outnumbered
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Caboose: Once I was shot.....and I received a purple heart.....This time...I hope for a purple lung....Then..I plan on building an entire purple person....
We're gonna be best friend's xD..
Thumb's up if you watch RvB just to see how low caboose'es already non-existent IQ goes
Grif: Why do we even need Sarge anyway? all he ever did was yell at us a bunch and tell us we suck, so we'll just split up his duties; you can yell at me, and I'll tell you you suck.
Simmons: SHUT UP AND GET IN THE HOLE GRIF!
Grif: you suck Simmons! Oh man, this new system works great!
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i just thought of this im not lieing anyway i barred a red toy spartan in 4 grade cuz i broke his arm then i tried digging him up and i couldnt find him....soooo weird
"Last time I was shot, I got a purple heart. I hope this time I get a purple lung. You see eventually I hope to build an entire purple person...and we will be best friends."
@Nightshift10000 your girlfriend is a cyborg/secret agent/special op/assassin trained to kill other cyborg/secret agent/special op/assassins and large, highly advanced space aliens?
@BadAppleMeltdown As much as I'm borderline ashamed to admit that I got hard over a mental image of two completely fictional female characters making out, yes.
@thehoss330 Your serious?! IT'S STILL SUPPOSED TO BE GOING?! Everyone made it look like the series was all over. If this is true OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME!
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TheIceSamurai 1 day ago in playlist Season 5
I hope to make a purple person.
thecoolest1120 2 days ago in playlist Season 5
Caboose got shot yet nothing happend exempt for him saying ow
KelowGoKraZ 4 days ago
The ending got tread-lightly.
Blackflare71 4 days ago
37 people are jealous because they have no freinds (Or Church has 37 accounts)
ratastic98 5 days ago in playlist Season 5
LOVE THAT
phantomhalo777 1 week ago
Sun don't set due to the fact tht the halo doesn't move or rotate or whteva
dekuboy45 1 week ago
"You know I wasn't actually scared ...until right just now"... Gotta love Caboose
KninjaNife 1 week ago in playlist Season 5
lol caboose gets shot in the head and just says "ow"
PpeseProductions 1 week ago in playlist Season 5
guess who has a new desktop wallpaper!
TheBonzkc 1 week ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheEliitee 1 week ago in playlist Season 5
Whats Caboose saying during the retreat? I can't hear it very well.
TheRathlok 1 week ago in playlist Season 5
Who else started dying of laughter when Church stood up and got killed?
AuRevoirTune 1 week ago in playlist Season 5 9
Who else really wishes they had that new desktop wallpaper?
SuperBookMonkey 1 week ago in playlist Season 5
How has blue not won. They have like 5 more games
VvVLuffyM2 2 weeks ago
"You yell at me and I'll tell you you suck."
moddub123 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 5
I really hate Simmons for some reason.
MrWkersey 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 5
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U GUYS SUCK SO DONT FUKING THUMBS UP!
Omnimonful 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 5
wait, what?
aotconsultant 3 weeks ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 5
Caboose:*gets shot in head* Ow.
Dragoniesse 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 5
shut up and get in the hole... haha thats what she said
100midgetsoncrack 1 month ago
Red* We must be prepared for them any minute they could be coming over that hill yelling charge. Blue* retreat!!! Lol
mongoose19958303 1 month ago
CHURCH CANT DIE XD
paintballforlife100 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
"You mean to say I'm only gone a few weeks and you've already got yourselves a new girl?!?!?!!!????"
Laughing. My. Pants. Off.
Crying from laughter. Church should be afraid for his life! Oops, I mean soul.
lovepeacejesuschrist 1 month ago
In the first episodes when donut threw the grenade at tex, i was hoping he was gonna be a super b.a. toughguy commando.
o0RiceChrispies0o 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
At 1:26 when caboose got shot and said "ow", idk why but it was really funny.
TaterTot971 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
So the blues have 2 chicks, (one being a badass) every vehicle in the gulch and have 5 people fighting total. The reds have nothing, but 2 guys and a hole. Who's wining this war?
BlueAlex75 1 month ago
@BlueAlex75
red ^^
DJSMedicate 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
"Maybe she's out of ammo. Let me check." BLAM (Church's body dies) "Nope. She still has ammo"
MegaKnight2012 1 month ago
@MegaKnight2012 thanks for qouting a part of the video that we just watched..
AndILoveYou24 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
@AndILoveYou24 You're welcome
MegaKnight2012 1 month ago
Caboose is like a boss living through a bullet to the head
geekjacob1 1 month ago in playlist rvb
@geekjacob1 I used to be not like Caboose but then I took a bullet to the head.
thenoobisback121895 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
Dont worry Tex she isnt as hot as you.
hurt12398 1 month ago in playlist Red vs Blue
RUNNING RUNNING (30 seconds later) ow
VideogameMaster389 1 month ago
@FlyingCorgi22
Jepp
Darnbath 1 month ago
Hey Tex stop shooting you stupid bitch
SomeNightmar3 1 month ago
anyone else hear caboose's adorable 'ow' at 1:26 ?
FlyingCorgi22 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
Tex are you jealous.
robsayan1 1 month ago
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"Hey Tex! Stop shooting you stupid bitch!!!"
TheZombislaya 1 month ago
"Hey Tex! Stop shooting you stupid bitch!!!"
shaneXtreame 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
Simmons: SHUT UP AND GET IN THE HOLE GRIFF!
Tucker in the background: Bow chica wow wow
TheAthleteGamer 2 months ago
lol
Caboose is so stupid and yet he is afraid of tex also
IMAPRETTYGIRL24 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
@IMAPRETTYGIRL24 It's a Caboose joke genius!
DrMalHarkness 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
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37 people don't want to make a purple person and be best friends
IMAPRETTYGIRL24 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
37 people dont want to make a purple person and be best friends
IMAPRETTYGIRL24 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
it sounds like caboose is saying save grif save grif
Schabonher 2 months ago
its funny when tex is jealous
atlantbravesforever 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
ow
AkimboJavelin 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
37 people have no soul.
DanielLeyshon1 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
Isnt it Church that got shot? and not caboose?
denial700 2 months ago
@denial700 at 1:25 caboose gets hit in the back of the head and says ouwh
jwnlink1 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
@jwnlink1 oh, lol thanks for the "heads-up"
denial700 2 months ago
Stop shooting you stupid bitch hahaha
username951100 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
is it just me or did the bomb and lopez dissapear?
100Hasake 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
no
fireburner242 2 months ago
Does sister have any other name?
SJ3059 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
I love the characters, but sometimes like right now i wish the leader guys (Church and Sarge) were a little more capable then retreating from Tex when they had her outnumbered
rsfiremaster66 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
@rsfiremaster66 Well con sidering that Tex had inhancements I wouldnt really blame them....
Kasrkinbeta 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
Caboose didn't what to do when hen got shot in the head
4dose 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
YOU SUCK SIMMONS
xXRoTTenRoBXx 2 months ago
Roflmfao i freaken love that yellow chick!
Whoa hes kinda badass. Hes hot!
Thats a girl.
Oh. Well shes badass! Shes hot!
LoveeDJHeadphones 3 months ago 14
remind me how sarge died please.
skyrito 3 months ago
@skyrito Can't you look back 5 episodes?
graah2 3 months ago
@skyrito he got shot in the head and grif gave him CPR, but that was like season 1.
scorpion7334 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
ill bet everyone who watched this that omaley jumped into the tank
KyleBrown727 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
church told tex no ones infected...apparently grifs sister is...
ghettopillow 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
Caboose is so gently awesome
Rubikpally 3 months ago
Watch season 9 trailer its awesome!!
01oo011 3 months ago
37 ppl called tex a stupid bitch
MirtaGevFett 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
yyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy TEX
chipman1589 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
just noticed a neat little way to skip ads even if they dont have the option, if you playing in a playlist on full screen it reloads the vid when you go out of full screen do this when an ad appears and it'll be skipped.
MarNieCo 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
aw man 37 ppl were confused and accadentaly clicked on teh dislike button
lolctz 3 months ago 2
does anyone notice that grifs sister make people say "Wait What?"
BloolpyTerraria 3 months ago in playlist Season 5 69
@BloolpyTerraria thats the whole reason they have here
tekuteku19 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
@BloolpyTerraria Wait what?
Enyoiyourself 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 5
the reason Caboose got shot in the head and lived is because the bullet didn't hit a vital organ.
TehApolloGuy 3 months ago 228
@TehApolloGuy no and thats not caboose
dragonslaryer200 2 months ago
@TehApolloGuy THE BRAIN ISN"T A VITAL ORGAN??? WTF DO YOU THINK IT IS!!
TheTbayomojobro 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
@TheTbayomojobro He's saying it isn't a vital organ for Caboose. Wasn't that kind of obvious?
cellomusic99 2 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 5
@TheTbayomojobro He's saying Caboose doesn't have a brain, stupid.
guitarfreak1234321 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
@TehApolloGuy i just started watching this episode and i swear if i find out its a quote im going to try to ban your youtube account
MrCoolios12 2 months ago
@MrCoolios12 Thanks for policing youtube bro. We all appreciate it.
JulianMichael100 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
TA DA!!!!
ROFL
jackriptik 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
Caboose: Once I was shot.....and I received a purple heart.....This time...I hope for a purple lung....Then..I plan on building an entire purple person....
We're gonna be best friend's xD..
Thumb's up if you watch RvB just to see how low caboose'es already non-existent IQ goes
OoTheInfamousoO 3 months ago in playlist Season 5 8
God, I fucking love Red vs Blue, the Halo series, gaming in general, and Dragon Ball Z, and if anyone calls me a nerd than fuck you!
burritoboy726 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
@burritoboy726 agreed, and i like how you threw dbz in there. best anime ever
sarahsue123 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
2:33 can anyone say headshot
AirMc1 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
how did they make the elite so small?
AirMc1 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
@AirMc1 My guess is that the show got so popular, Microsoft let them hack the game! Cool. That'd also explain the pelican.
felynecomrade 3 months ago
@felynecomrade and the custom animations of the characters in later seasons
grandadmiralthrawn92 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
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@felynecomrade and the custom animations of the characters in later seasons
grandadmiralthrawn92 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
They're gonna come over that hill screaming charge.
RETREAT!!!!!
45gabellman 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
"Now it's 4 on 2."
Blue Team=Church, Tucker, Caboose, Doc, Tex, Sister, Sheila, Tucker's child.
Red Team=Grif, Simmons.
More like 8 on 2. Btw, what happened to Andy and Lopez?
felynecomrade 4 months ago in playlist Season 5 3
@felynecomrade .... dude they did not know tex nor the baby where there. sheila is a tank, and tex was not there.
heavyHamter 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
@heavyHamter Don't let Sheila hear you talking about her like that!
*FIRING MAIN CANNON*
felynecomrade 3 months ago
"Hey Tex, stop shooting at us you stupid bitch!" haha Sister :3
Alahandraluv 4 months ago
Grif: Why do we even need Sarge anyway? all he ever did was yell at us a bunch and tell us we suck, so we'll just split up his duties; you can yell at me, and I'll tell you you suck.
Simmons: SHUT UP AND GET IN THE HOLE GRIF!
Grif: you suck Simmons! Oh man, this new system works great!
MrGeorgeFlorcus 4 months ago
"GET IN THE HOLE GRIF!" Thats what she said
DevinSterlingEdward 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
@DevinSterlingEdward
Don't you mean Bow Chicka Bow Wow
gmtom19 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
@gmtom19 ROFL
DevinSterlingEdward 4 months ago
I love how from 1:25 - 1:26, Caboose gets shot in the head and all that he says is a very nonchalant, ow.
stanl3yx213 4 months ago in playlist Season 5 3
Caboose got shot in the head and lived. LIKE A BOSS
dude93891 4 months ago 109
@dude93891 Uhh that was church...
XxTheMinecraftionsxX 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
@XxTheMinecraftionsxX Not church. That one time caboose was shot in the head. That was what im talking about
dude93891 3 months ago
@dude93891 Like a Big Boss!
TheAbrahamds 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
@dude93891 So did Sarge.
KittyGuy19 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
church "nope she still has ammo."
Tucker "nice recon work."
church "i'm going to get my body back"
stormhawkdude 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
i loved that caboose got shot in the head and just said ow XD
and then church died when he got shot :P
ritesh12 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
Ever notice how after everything Grif's sister says, the others say "Wait, what?"
Linkemelee1993 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
Caboose "You know, I wasn't actually scared...till right..about..now"
GaaaDing 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
whoa tex is jeleouse
233lowrider 4 months ago
I love it when they'r running away from Tex, Caboose gets shot and just says "ow".
TheDarkness215 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
Tread lightly dude, tread lighty... Lol I think Tucker has some funny moments! XD
StarWarsChick15 4 months ago
Omg, I love Caboose hahaha
BulletOwnzU 5 months ago
Wait, Caboose got a purple heart?
Shouldn't he be promoted or something?
ThunderCavalier 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
I think griff was reaped by batman lol
hurrono7 5 months ago
i love that tex gets jealous. :] good times
Eeevil0o 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
I love you caboose, <3
Eeevil0o 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
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9eyedmonster 5 months ago
anybody else notice that everytime caboose runs away he keeps repeating 'running running running'?
i think he does it so he remebers to keep running.
gotta love caboose.
anigodess 5 months ago
"Last time I was shot I got a purple heart
I hope this time I get a purple lung
You see, eventually I hope to build an entire purple person"
CABOOSE<3
Amyo3o 5 months ago in playlist Season 5 2
i just thought of this im not lieing anyway i barred a red toy spartan in 4 grade cuz i broke his arm then i tried digging him up and i couldnt find him....soooo weird
Usernames117 5 months ago
@Usernames117 Is it possible that you didn't dig in the right place? :3
crapvidios66 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
hmm the sec top comment is the continuation of the first comment :)
zerobeo 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
Anyone notice how often Simmons tells Grif to get in the hole?
OneLaggyMotherfucker 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
@OneLaggyMotherfucker hahaha
RbonStudios 5 months ago
A purple person
Brotherhood285 5 months ago
i got a boner.....it would be hot to see them having sex
TheFullMoon97 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
@TheFullMoon97 Your fucked up. o.O
iJakexD123 5 months ago
sister looks buffed up
GeneralSmoke24 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
@crackermonster58 right on! :)
BadAppleMeltdown 5 months ago
y did they get rid of griffs sitster in later seasons she is hilarious
AKAcolide 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
1:40 - 1:54
"Last time I was shot, I got a purple heart. I hope this time I get a purple lung. You see eventually I hope to build an entire purple person...and we will be best friends."
HAHAHA
MrRicepicker100 5 months ago
caboose shot at 1:25 "ow" hahahah
italian24 5 months ago
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italian24 5 months ago
omg tex is so fucking hot can she come 2 my house n can i bang her?
BloodyTech36 6 months ago
"Tread lightly dude...tread lightly" lol what a line XD
zlh1996 6 months ago
"HEY! STOP SHOOTING YOU DUMB BITCH!!!"
xD
j123yay88 6 months ago
Sister has made pretty much everyone say "Wait... What???"
oXToxicAppleXo 6 months ago
love the way you can't even see the dislike bar
fusion610 6 months ago
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@fusion610
I think you need glasses.
I0I117 5 months ago
Church "ill check if she is out of ammo." Bang! Churches ghost "no, no she's not"
phinex0666 6 months ago
1:25 Caboose Gets Shot "OW!"
Hawkeyes1377 6 months ago 35
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"Who is that?"
"That's Tex."
"Whoa! He's a badass! He's kinda hot."
"Tex isn't a guy, she's a girl!"
"Oh! Sorry. SHE'S a badass. She's kinda hot."
anybody else got a boner?
LOLOLOLOLOL
Hawkeyes1377 6 months ago
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Simmons: "At any moment the blues are gonna come over that hill yelling Charge!""
Church: "Retreat!!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Hawkeyes1377 6 months ago
how many times church has died this far?
UltiMateMexicAn15 6 months ago
@UltiMateMexicAn15 17 if you dont count the slew of churches that were fucking with the time line if you count them then 32 times
MegaKiba 6 months ago
@UltiMateMexicAn15 1. he's been a ghost since S1.
TheTrilbyWill 6 months ago
"Hey Tex! Stop shooting you stupid bitch!" LMAO
ArtemisTheCuteMute 6 months ago in playlist Red VS. Blue
LOL at 1:24 Caboose gets shot and says "ow" like he was punched or something..
gmarcosr 6 months ago
Hell hath no fury like a woman's jealousy
xxMrBrownstone 6 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 5
Caboose: You know I wasn't sacred until right just now
hypersonamyguy 6 months ago
guess who has a big boner this guy!
poop101205 6 months ago
"Who is that?"
"That's Tex."
"Whoa! He's a badass! He's kinda hot."
"Tex isn't a guy, she's a girl!"
"Oh! Sorry. SHE'S a badass. She's kinda hot."
anybody else got a boner?
BadAppleMeltdown 6 months ago 154
@BadAppleMeltdown only the biggest one evar
trixytrix98 6 months ago
@BadAppleMeltdown bow chika bow bow
joomunje 5 months ago
@BadAppleMeltdown HELL YES WOO HOO
shooter3375 4 months ago
@BadAppleMeltdown I do, being that My real life GF is Almost exactly like Tex.
Nightshift10000 4 months ago
@Nightshift10000 your girlfriend is a cyborg/secret agent/special op/assassin trained to kill other cyborg/secret agent/special op/assassins and large, highly advanced space aliens?
BadAppleMeltdown 4 months ago
@BadAppleMeltdown No My GF is just plain badass.
Nightshift10000 4 months ago
@BadAppleMeltdown No sorry, I don't get boners over things like that
Pretentio123 4 months ago in playlist Season 5 3
@BadAppleMeltdown As much as I'm borderline ashamed to admit that I got hard over a mental image of two completely fictional female characters making out, yes.
quila001 4 months ago
@SamuraiRippeR DESKTOP as in COMPUTER moron!
uClicked 6 months ago
They should totally introduce Master Chief into the new season.
thehoss330 6 months ago
@thehoss330 Introduce Master Chief in a new season of a show that ended with 9 seasons? Unless their making a RvB comeback, am I missing something?
Eternitanime 6 months ago
@Eternitanime Season 9 just started this summer and isn't even finished yet and they never said this is the last season.
thehoss330 6 months ago
@thehoss330 Your serious?! IT'S STILL SUPPOSED TO BE GOING?! Everyone made it look like the series was all over. If this is true OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME!
Eternitanime 6 months ago
Caboose: ow
LMAO
MrBloodandGore 6 months ago
Simmons: "i got an awsome screenshot of you flailing... guess who has a new desktop walpaper...THIS guy.." lol
BlackStallion351 6 months ago
Wait, i forget. what happened to Andy?
TaterTot971 6 months ago