The Ballad of Jean-Luc and the Four Lights

[creeton]

I would like a copy of this

[CaptainDynamite110]

120 people didn't see 4 lights.

[joecooper18]

my cat doesnt like this

[Leviskardsen]

The beat doesn't match up until about half way through.

[Tijnvaassen]

I like the part where he says "There are four lights" best!

[Kaneiku]

@groshbarr can you disable commenting on this? are you seeing the needy idiocy of these recluses?

[manictiger]

@Kaneiku

YouTube Snob add-on for FireFox, how does it work?

[TheAwex]

there needs to be a 10 hour vid

[Snyphen356]

should have made the words closer to the start of the beat

[Myheartsamantaray]

I still don't know how many lights there are...

[bucolucas]

Interrogator: "what kind of day is it in the neighborhood?"

Mr. Rogers: "a beautiful day."

Interrogator: "I think it's an awful day." ZAP!

Mr. Rogers: "I still think it's a beautiful day."

Four days later:

Mr. Rogers: "IT'S... A... BEAUTIFUL DAY!"

[adriannrod]

What ep is this? D:

[Alexsplat2]

@adriannrod Chain of Command Part 2

[FlowerJutsu]

omg ...hahahahahahaha...this was the saddest messed uppest episode and YOU...hahahahaha...have you no decency sir?

[tortuga388]

My favorite part was when he revealed how many lights there are.

[soffer]

barney says 2+2 is 4

[21Blader21]

lyrics pls :-D

[DarkOozaru]

this is amazing

[metallavery]

How many lights Jean?

[Deocron]

THERE! ARE! FOUR! HUNDRED! LIKES!

[mostlylogical]

@Deocron lol

[TheUnknownHarbingers]

Four Pints

[jalinapesreturns]

@TheUnknownHarbingers Well, that's me sorted - what are you drinking?

[RafTheDrifter]

There are four likes...

[LookWhatWeGot]

THERE. ARE. MORE. LINES.

Cannot unhear.

[mahdogzbite]

Where are more rice.

[ThePieIsLie]

THERE. ARE. FORK. LIES.

[Callirgos1]

This toggles between amazing and awful so rapidly... I have to take seriously the genius of how ridiculous it is. GREAT JOB!

[NedN00b]

This entertained me, but it took a while. They timing could have been just a tad better, in the beginning, but that might have been intentional for some reason.

[GodEmperorDano]

There are fault lines.

[LunicInformer]

I wore green TIGHTS!!

[sinistar99]

It kind of grows on you!

[KlingonSpider]

this is actually a pretty good song, better than most of the stuff out there

[robsplaylist]

Speaking at Fashion Week on Cardassia Prime, captain Picard implored Gul Madred to upgrade his wardrobe and "Wear our fall lines"

[chipmunx]

@robsplaylist Christ, I can't unhear it now.

[GodEmperorDano]

I'm sorry, how many lights?

[hcelentano]

Great. now all I hear is that there are phone lines.

[thepivotfan776]

There are dust mites!

[MsTwinkle101]

There are poor blinds?? -_-

[IAmLocutus77]

This initially struck me as kinda psychotic, then it was just hilarious, then it got sorta trippy, and now I can't stop watching it.

[DOSDestroyer]

I only saw 6 lights...

[tallaussiebloke]

Fall nights? Fort Knights? Fault Lines? Phone lines? Full Blinds? Fun Times?

[wolf87410]

@tallaussiebloke or foul limes?

[manictiger]

@tallaussiebloke

I think he's saying either fawn lice or fond lies.

[Thousandslasher]

@tallaussiebloke nah fur dimes

[Sozlled]

76 people see five lights.

[att2112]

i like cardassia prime cardassia's are coming to take over earth.

[phillyflopper]

You're a Borg life?!!! xD

[MrLayThatPipe]

fort nights? fog lights? fault lines? fall lines?

[wenaolong]

In an effort to "shake things up" at the tri-annual national geologists congress Captain Picard took the crowd by surprise with this moving, if perhaps underappreciated observation: THERE ARE FAULT LINES!!!!!

[wenaolong]

There are fault lines

[babylon218]

"There are four lights!!!"

[Xiphos0292]

is the song in the background part of the song or is it a separate song?

[Xerothn]

No Captain, he is blocking the fifth..

[secretsith28]

"They're our tour guides"

[LukRune]

@secretsith28 Exactly. They're our tour guides!

[mgkpraesi]

I mean "there"

[mgkpraesi]

U should have set the the "the" a bit further. Beside that its cool.

[TheSpeedyTurtle4]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on YouTube.

[snat1245]

@TheSpeedyTurtle4 Yes. Just yes.

[MrLayThatPipe]

@HeroineWith1000Faces it exists

[Gilltang]

truely a modern masterpiece

[a120068020]

How many lights does he say there is?

[Watcher3223]

69 people saw five lights.

[VenomFrogX]

I got to find the lyrics for this. :D

[SuperIlluminaughty]

*disperses glow sticks*

[teleporterofdoom]

I consider myself to be a highly moral individual with expectations that people are capable of respect and understanding even though they are also able to choose to ignore these things. Considering the circumstances about this scene I therefore find that this is disrespectful and immoral according to my beliefs... Still. This is well done and I find myself sorta jivin to it. =D +1 internets for you and a LIKE from me.

[teleporterofdoom]

@teleporterofdoom Oh and 69 people saw 5 lights.

Sorry, couldnt help myself xD

[Watcher3223]

@teleporterofdoom

Damn it! You beat me to it!

[DartCiarrai]

I'm confused. How many lights were they?

[Chriskey83]

Didn't get how many lights there were.

[TheWendolGuild]

i dont think he hit the beat once that whole song fail

[teleporterofdoom]

@TheWendolGuild Not every song has to be produced following the guidelines that have been established by current media, especially considering the use of the 'techno' beat. This is good BECAUSE it IS slightly off beat, it actually emphasizes that point by using Stewart's voice to counter the heavy electronic beat in a rather clever way. I find it a rather refreshing break from the mindless drone you get out of stuff like DUB STEP.

[BrokenPipe7]

What is this 1984 with Star Trek?

[SL1DEmemphis]

I guess there really are four lights

[dwaynedibbly]

ah bit of an idm mix eh.

[Garrad3]

Lol sounds like a bad sparta re mix.

[freehal]

Daft Punk should cover this masterpiece!

[joe84au]

where's the fifth?

[MsTwinkle101]

@joe84au

(On the Cardassian's desk )

[WarlockAnubis]

60 people are Klingons

[generalcircle]

There are SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA!

[WarlockAnubis]

Thumbs up for the time where he said there are 4 lights,,,,,

[garamonde]

What about a fortnight?

[daretobestupidshow]

If you listen to this long enough I swear he starts to say....there are phone lines

[davenielsen78]

@daretobestupidshow The Cardassians already told him a thousand times he wasn't going to get his phone call...

[KlingonSpider]

@daretobestupidshow i heard fault lines... lol

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

@KlingonSpider Damn it! Cannot unhear fault lines!!! :)

[manamewuzstoled]

this is my new swear word, to ease tension when i get pissed off i'm going yell this XD

[fernfeyes]

My supervisor at work had the uncanny ability to deny, with a straight face previous instructions/policies he set down..and I would go back to my office doubting my sanity..that is, until I saw this episode. I would then walk back to my cubicle and yell out (after being publicly chewed out for not "following instructions").."THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!!!! (up yours Al, ..you know who you are!..then he sent maintenance to add two more!)

[largelysubatomic]

Jon Irenicus could not unlock Picard's power

[SirChaosS]

i've watched this episode quite a few time and I realized Gul Madred never specified the lights behind him, or the desk, simply "How many lights do you see?" The correct answer (from Picard's P.o.v.) is 6 not 4, not 5, but 6. there are 4 lights in the room's corners, in the ceiling. You can see 2 of them when the guards escort Picard out.

[Medalion]

After awhile he sounds like Sting

[sugimura135]

I like the way you got Picards screams to sound melodic with the music, its actually quite a good tune, kinda uplifting.

[LordProteus]

What Lights?

[darkthunder84]

@ehhyeth You mean Cardassians?

[Sozlled]

Wow, this is amazing, it's....... poetic.

Maybe you need to have seen the episode to think that?

I thought it was ridiculous when i saw it was available on iTunes but now i think it's perfect.

Make it so.

[Kabiboy13]

i leik it wen Picard sed THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS

[Lesqueek]

Whoever did this I love you!!!! There are four lights!!!!

[lynnedwards25]

How many lights are there?

[SCoPeY666]

50 people didnt see 4 lights

[Tijnvaassen]

This is the song that made Sarek cry.

[FloridaLawDawg]

This song is still a number one hit on Cardassia Prime

[DanTheWarder]

@FloridaLawDawg Awesome comment, you should tell your family that one.

[FloridaLawDawg]

@DanTheWarder K. umadbri?

[slifass]

@FloridaLawDawg " what's left of it" Weyoun

[kindlollipop]

@FloridaLawDawg I saw this comment 5 months ago...and it is still in my top 10 of my "BEST COMMENTS EVER." Great wit. :)

[jatoran]

@kindlollipop - god you're a huge idiot. great wit? he made a stupid fucking comment

[Aloradelyda]

no Picard there really is 5, the fifth just burned out

[michaelhviper]

It would be cool if you could put in a Disco ball in when you have him dance with the Cardassians.

[michaelhviper]

You made it look like Picard was danceing with the Cardassians,

[andrew49848]

sexycakes word up.

[Velocity9s]

It must have been terrible to be tortured by Ra's Al-Gul.....

[severussnape222]

no there are 5 lights!! WRONG there is a tiny light in the corner if you watch the episode

[FetidToecheese]

this is bloody horrible

[108deko]

stop making videos please

[Tijnvaassen]

@108deko No, please make more. This is brilliant.

[over9000bottlecaps]

catchy tune. picard dancing without pants is pretty awesome.

picard is way off tempo all the way until 1:00 i think

[Kramerfm]

There are four lights.

[Tijnvaassen]

I've reached a meditative trance watching this...

[HappySack2]

How many lights are there?

[blunite545]

LMAO

[djfilteredfantasy]

43 people dont believe in techno....or ballads

[WolfStatic]

LOL.. Freakin' classic!

[jimmybloodyjimmy]

Now I'm no legal expert, but i think hes looking at four lights.

[camjenkins88]

I liked the part where i said how many lights there were

[ih8grep]

EPIC

[CrackHamsters]

speed up between four and lights would make a sick song by its self

[frankensteinmoneymac]

Wait a second......how many lights are there again? I guess I missed that part.

[FashTurbo]

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHT... oh... I didn't see... uh, from this angle... I'm sorry my mistake

[drmccoyfan909]

Oh my god...When I first watched this episode,I felt sorry for Picard,but now,after watching this,I fall off the couch I like in my home whenever I watch this episode! Thank you! You made me and my couch happy! ^_^

[jaedynonyx]

this song is gr8, i esp enjoyed the part about the five lights...wait...

[PinguineGegenNazis]

I love this Episode!

And I love this song.... expecially i liked th epart about the four lights! :D XD

[AlatarMorinehtar]

This always reminded me of the interegation in 1984 where the interogator is asking Winston Smith how many fingers he is holding up.

[TrueGamer181]

@AlatarMorinehtar Yeah, that book freaked me out. Hope that's not in the near future...

[CaptainMongles]

i never watched this episode. how many lights were there actually?

[azrac12]

@CaptainMongles 7

[Nephatrine]

@CaptainMongles There are only four lights but the other dude is trying to break Picard and get him to claim there are five lights to spare himself more torture.

[joshonator12]

omg this is the ballad of insanity

[NCC17O1Q]

i liked the part were he said there are 4 lights

[MaRkIpArK]

epic

[TheAwex]

Yea man lol

[darthvatrayen]

There are actually only 3 lights.

[Raybi3z]

lmao

[Agundis1825]

how could you edit this and not go completely out of your mind?

[C0mmanderEddingt0n]

wait ,wait a second. How many lights were there?

[Mistiestblue]

I think the voice was slightly out of sync.

What am I saying, this is crazy anyway XD

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

all he was trying to do was find out the optimum number of lights for DISCO!!!

[doctorw2]

oh my god this had me crippled with laughter! :)

[theresidentone]

Before THIS IS SPARTA!.... THERE WHERE FOUR LIGHTS!

[Madoculos]

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS THERE ARE FOUR LANES THERE ARE FOUR LANES THERE ARE FOUR LANES THERE ARE FOUR LANES WHERE ARE FOG LIGHTS WHERE ARE FOG LIGHTS WHERE ARE FOG LIGHTS WHERE ARE FOG LIGHTS WHERE A FOUR PLANES WHERE A FOUR PLANES WHERE A FOUR PLANES WHERE A FOUR PLANES

[IamSamoth]

wow, just wow

[Dea0X]

Please make an mp3!

[broduane]

That works well with the tune, for sure!

[mclarenv12]

This is intense. 

[randomartist01]

There are fault lines!

[napalmdong]

theyre awful limes? its ok corona sucks anyway

there are four lanes.... so get the fuck over if your gonna drive slow.

there are four lines..... i cut five wtf

...... im all out of em, ok ill shutup now.... great song btw

[Anthonyk312]

I counted 5

[MsTwinkle101]

@Anthonyk312

You're right O_o

[jabathehutt5555]

I want this as my ring tone.

[bamapagedesign]

So I herd u liek mudkipz.