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  • u aren't famous!!!! 'no pictures!" "RUDE! RUDE PEOPLE!" weirdo!

  • no pitchers......NO PITCHURES PLEASE!

  • HAHA NO ONE LIKES YOU THEY DON'T WANT TO COME TO YOUR SHOW!!! and no one wants a pic of you because people throw up everytime they see your face

  • No pictures! Lol

  • your a freak, your scared of falling in the shower, your scared to put your head under the water in a bath because you might drown, you are completely disgusted with naked people, and afraid to say period because he is wearing a towel in a public place does not mean it is porn. if he was naked having sex with someone in the streets you can say that. you think your the shit, your not. grow up. your makeup makes you look like a clown. your not an internet sensation.

  • @blahblerbblab Trolllllll

  • ITS NOT PORN

  • @CutiepieAbi12 YES IT IS.

  • "Please no pictures, no pictures!"

  • Oh my gosh!!! Please do more vlogs in the streets!

  • guys.. could it be that she's making fun of rachel berry??!

  • @MissApple1705 Well the character Rachel Berry is a mockery in itself... both Miranda and Rachel Berry are mockeries of obnoxiously arrogant theatre girls, the only difference being Miranda is singing intentionally badly while Rachel actually sings well. I mean Colleen is a really really good singer but for Miranda she doesn't use any kind of technique, just like those girls on YouTube who think they can sing but really can't.

  • THAT WAS NOT PORN UR JUST MAD CUZ U DIDNT GET NONE!!

  • @wilmary1231 agreed. come to florida!!!!

  • @jkrug502 yea COME TO FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • 1:51 lol

  • plz come to FL

  • she was at a gay pride march look at 1:10

  • Yeah, bombarded by wind, it must really like u, especially that old lady, she was soooooo exited to see u(NOT)

  • i was laughing, from start to finish

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  • you're soo funny and adorable!

  • *walks by random people engrossed in conversation*

    "NO PICTURES PLEASE!"

    *confused faces*

    Yes, it sure is tough being famous, ain't it?

  • OMG i knew it !!! shes a jew !!! i swear it was the look on her face and her apearance.

  • HA NO ONE Knew Her.

  • you're actually so funny ! :D

  • She was dancing w/ a tranny

  • rude as your not famous thats y nobody takes it

  • I wish I had guts to do what u do..LUV YA MIRANDA

  • 'there's lots of rainbows around cause they like to show people they're happy' sure... happy. ahaha HATER BACK OFF

  • oh my gooodness shutupp people! mirandasings obviouslyy isint her name her name is colleeen ballinger look it up. she actually has an amazing voic and is also a COMEDIAN. if you dont find what she says funny then you dont have to be rude and comment on her video that 613 people like and enjoy to watch. to me the things she says and does is halrious not stupiid so calm down everyonee jesus!

  • if u go out with those lips u're really CRAZYYYYYY and STUUUUUUUUUUUUPIIIIIIIIID!!!!!­!!!!!! Do you're life and get offff!!

  • everything u say u say like me or something ABOUT YOU after it...nothin is all about you im sorry! im not hatin im just telling you what u need to hear which is the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!! u suck @ singing im horrible too but im better than cus i can carry a tune unlike u im not jealous i'd rather be me thats y im her on the earth.

  • @meandyouonetime shes actullay a comdieon and pretending the whole time and she really is a great singer when she isnt acting like this. In no way i was trying to affend you i was stating a fact

  • 0:50 funny as ! no pictures!

  • "I live in Provincetown, Massachusettes! For those of you that don't know, that's in Massachusettes!" LAWL.

  • lmfao<33 "no pictures please"

  • Some people are so RUDE She was handing out flayers and being nice to ppl and they just ignore her i was like wtf in some parts lmao but still cool :)

  • like two ppl took ur flyer lol every one hates yuhh including meh

  • THAT WAS SOO FUNNY I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER FACE IT MIRANDA YOU SUCK

  • P-town hasn't changed much since I was last there! These men may be happy, but I think they are a bit uncultured, Miranda...you need somebody who can appreciate your talents.

  • RRUUUDDEEE

  • I want my lips to be as juicy as mirandas

  • Hahaha she tried to creep that flyer in that woman's hand. You're adorbs.

  • i love how she doesn't care what people think about her :)

  • im just sayin but like just cuz someone dosent take ur flyer dosent mean he or shes a hater it just means that they dont want to carry it around or somthin

  • LOL Mirandaaa you are so funy and I wish I could do my lipstick like yours!! I love your singing and dancing and the all of it like so good!

  • "All the single laytis" lol

  • i love how she tries to force a flyer in some old lady's hand lmao miranda your such a loser just learn how to sing and how she says no picture the girl just looks at her like wtf??? she'll molest my child! btw miranda you fit in beside the drag queen...

  • this is my favrite video on the inter net

  • Miranda !! Talk About Your Grandma~!! :D Lol..

  • I'd wear that.

    

  • You should post more vlogs :)

  • I HAT YO MIRAAANNDUH! YOU THINK YO ALL DAT BUT GURLLL YOU JUST A NOO BODDDYYY! YO NEEEDD TO GETTAA CONTROOLLL ON DUH LIPSTACK GURLLL. DU U OHHWNN A MOORRIIOR BC YO NEEEDD ONE! AND YOU JUST A SPOILLED LIL MUNCHKIN YOU SASSSY MONSTER BRAT LADY! OK BYE l :)

  • YOUR SO PRETTY! WHY CANT WE ALL BE JUST LIKE YOU?

  • Best part; "all the single loidies"

  • Talk about big egos

  • FREAKING KILL ME NOW. SHE WAS IN PROVINCETOWN ?!??!?!? I LIVE IN PROVINCETOWN. *slaps myself multiple times*

  • IT LOOKS LIEK THIS BITCH HAD HER CAPTAIN BITCH CRUNCH THIS MRNING... U CANT SIGN U SUCK AND U LOOK LIEK PURE SHIT... SO NO NEED TO STRIPP DOWN AND SPREAD YOU'RE LEGGS MIRANDA YOU BLOODY TRANNY.

  • dont know if you have already done one, but i would really like to see a dance tutorial :)

  • Is Miranda koolen?

  • hay Miranda.... WHY DO I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH!?!?!??

  • I live on Cape Cod!

  • guys please help me i been watching some of her videos and i really just don't get them is it surpose to be funny or like i think this is the only kind of funny one?plz help!

  • @lolomg2216 this whole character is a joke her real name is colleen and so yah everything is a joke shes actually a really good singer

  • I pretty much died laughing when you tried to slip the card into that man's hand ahahahha

  • sorry if i know it was i would have but my cloths back on

  • no pictures please no pictures. its the life of a famous person. it took me so long to admit this but now i see shes a real comedian. took me long enough.

  • HHAHAHAHAHHA miranda i love you! i was honestly laughing even after the video was over!

  • THE LIPSTICK. it irritates me ..

  • why does she put her lipstick on like a clown? :(

  • You should sing a christmas carol! I hope you see this as I am the the No.1 Mirfanda. LOVE YOU LOTS!

    amy xoxoxo

  • @amyleegarvey Oh, she did a great preview of her christmas album! Look it up!

  • HIII, CAN U TALK ABOUT YOUR UNCLE AND YOUR DAD?:/ love u xxxxxx

  • I am a teacher and I use your teachings to better my chorus students. Their vibrato is now so amazing. Their choral sound is just so lively. Thank you, Miranda!

  • 2:30 socks with jandals.lol

  • Lmao 

  • OHMYGOSH. I felt so awkward just watching this! You really got guts XD

  • HAHAHAHA "If you're under the age of 18, just turn off your computers..."

  • make a vlog about pooping! c: you're lovely, miranda.

  • Dear Mirada,

    You are UH-MAE-ING.

    say no more.

  • Makeee a newwwwwww vloggggg PLZZZZZ <3 do a "the true meaning of Christmas" !!!!!

  • i think shes funny so you guy need to stop teasing her

  • when are you putting another vid upppp!!

  • you mother fucking hoe bag. why dont you go and get pink eye from you jewish uncle and poop in a bag of toodlewhoppers!! thats french for shut the fuck up and get a muther effing lyfe you bag of dicks!! your make up is oglie and your face is stuped. oh sheyte. DONT PUT THIS ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FAN MAIL EITHER.

  • @swagdatbe she's a comedian stop sucking the bitch

  • make one on good hygiene for taking dumps and showering!!

  • I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH! Soo you should vlog about what you think about Harry Potter. I absolutely love the series!

  • Can u do a vlog on what u think about girls putting porn on YouTube???

  • LOL <3

  • You actually sound normal.

  • Miranda- please, please, PLEASE make a video of your opinions about Glee!!

  • hahahaha this is like your funniest video... like of you watched it an d your under 21, lol

  • no one wanted pictures. you're not famous. you're ugly. bye.

  • @MissLotsOfLoveX lol you are so dumb she's a comedian this is all an act. Miranda is a character.

  • OKAY YES THIS IS HATE MAIL ALL OF YOUR "PORN" VIDEOS OR SEX VIDEOS YOU SOUND STUPID PORN IS ONLINE AND ON TAPES AND CD'S YOU CAN FIND IT IN THE REAL WORLD BUT WHAT YOU SAID IT WAS YOU WERE WRONG. AND I REALLY FELT OFFENDED WHEN YOU SAID SOMETHING ON YOUR DATING VIDEO I FELT OFFENDED WHEN YOU SAID WELL BASICALLY IM FAMOUS BUT WHEN YOU DESCRIBED OTHERS YOUR GOING TO SAY WE ARE LOWER ON THE SCALE! GET REAL BECAUSE YOU ARE RUDE ALSO AND YET YOU HATE RUDE PEOPLE AND YOU ARE ONE OF THEM I HATE U :D

  • OMG did u see that gay guy!!!!!!!

  • oh and i wish he had his towle off...ill meet him one day and he will be naked :P

  • i like the guy half naked lol im sorry miranda but i like the porn stuff i kinda do porn well....i cant lie i do.do porn

  • Is she... bowing..... to the people walking past her??

  • OMG ITS MIRANDA OMG OMG. no. everyones like ignoring her.

  • yaaa no duh its in ma

  • oh my gosh she actually goes outside with the lipstick...

  • This is so funny

  • WHEN SHE TRIED TO PUT THAT FLYER IN THE MANS HAND WITHOUT NHIM NOTICING I AM DYING OH MY GOD I CANT HANDLE THIS YOURE PERFECT

  • Miranda! Do a tour of your house!!

  • Below I meant but and sooo instead of bit and spooking.... Stupid auto-correct!

  • Miranda/Colleen (I guess you would rather be called Miranda on this channel) bit anyways I wanted to thank you spooking much for doing all your vlogs. I love them sooo much and I always hope there's a new one everytime I come on YouTube! So anyways thanks again and I love you soooooo much and I respect you for keeping up and managing multiple YouTube channels at once. Keep up the amazing work and keep doing vlogs!!!

  • a tour of your house vlog, y'know where all of your music videos take place.. :) MIRFANDAS FTW <3

  • its funny because no one wants to see her show ahahaha... and when she says not pictures no one wanted to take a picture with her ahaha honestly i would not have posted this up

  • Miranda!! Hi, I created a page on facebook, and almost 2,000 people have 'liked' it. But some people have liked it just so they can hate on it! Please tell me how to react to the haters! You are SO good at keeping your cool, but I don't know what to say!!!

    LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • uhm lipstick is for lips and its completely off of your lips onto your skin and you look ridiculous just saying

  • Anybody who likes u r retarded. And really Mirfandas? O and my mom died and she smoked she didn't go to hell. And using a tampon is not like spiting on the bible because she did that too. You know what u r a selfcentered bitch! Your not famouse! When you start making millions of dollars call me.u still live with your mom ur pathetic!! IM NOT A HATER IM TELLIN U THE TRUTH!!!! GO LOOK N THE MIRROR!! AND TAKE OFF THAT DAMN LIPSTICK! YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!

  • Aww they were rude

  • I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! "Rude people... he is a Hater"

  • btw im 12

  • u shouldnt b talking about other ppl and porn cause u show alot of skin in ur videos

  • Too bad you arent famous

  • Omg this amazing !!!!!!!!!!

  • thats a gay pride parade hahahahahahahaha

  • Lol. For all the dumbarses who didn't know, she's a comedian. Wikipedia that shit arseholes.

  • I'm hyperventilating from laughing too much because I watched too many of your videos in a row If I die thank you for making my last moments full of laughs bHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH *gasp* AHAHAH *gasp* *faint*

  • You dumbass! Thats a gay pride parade! And rainbows mean gay and not the happy gay. Those were 2 dragqueens you came up to and started singing single ladies 2 DUMBASS!!! Ronald Mcdonald.

  • Why aren't you doing two a week (it was your ny resolution!) Or at least 2/month:) - not a hater

  • please do a vlog on how to dance like you MIRANDA!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH mirFANdas all the way <3

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  • LOL!!!!!! I laughed through the whole video! I freaking love you!

  • Heyy!can you plz talk abt friendship problems?

  • best part no pictures no pictures lol

  • Unsubscribe because ur not posting any videos

  • After you get over her bad singing she is a pretty girl you know, lol.

  • haha you remind me of rachel from glee... and judging from the comments, guys, she's a comedian, chill out!! she is hilarious!!!

  • Vlog about paedophiles.

  • ya no one asked for your pictures and no one knew who you were and you were lviving the everyday life of a non talented person

  • 2 41 stop dancing fag you'll never have a husband and yeah he prob wasnt even naked he and the two people with him a GAY deal with it

  • Is she a comedian?

  • Me and my friend are your biggest fan. COME TO CHICAGO.

  • ur lipsticks a little offf...

  • PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ NEVERRRRRRR sing a glee or Michael jackson songs AGAIN! you will never be as good as them because they have something you don't have..... TALENT. My friend is the most devoted fan on MJ and she was disgusted to see your face trying to be like him. OMGGG don't even get me started about glee. I am Australia's biggest gleek and to hear you sing one of there songs and not even be good is sooo crap. well we have said all we have to say. if you are showing this on ur vids HI EVERYONE

  • Also please take some makeup classes because our eyes burn just looking at you. In one of your ids you said if you're not born a good singer like me. This is not true anybody can be what they want to be stop putting people down if they have a dream to be a singer or anything along those lines. if you are such a good role model you will shut up and think before you speek just remember you are talking to the whole world on yotube.

  • Hello there you non talented freak!!

    Me and my friend have watched a few of your ids and we must say you are NOT!!!!! as talented as you say you are. When u say you have tickets for your shows and you go on about how amazing and talented you are people want to come to your shows because they want to see the worlds ugliest worst singing in the universe.

  • OMG YOU ARE SO RUDE! YOU CANT JUST EXPECT YOURSELF TO BE FAMOUS LIKE THAT, NO ONE THERE KNEW WHO YOU WERE! :O

  • lmaooo

  • ps i love porn but only if it has poop

  • OMFG GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DUMM HORR I HOPE YU GET A STD FROM YOUR UNCLE!!!! YOU ARNT FAMUSSS AND I AM A PROUD HATER. NOBODY LIKES YOU AND YOU DONT HAVE FANS YOU JUST THINK YOU DO I THINK YOURE DUM WHATCHA THINK BOUT THAT YOU DUMBO FLYING ELEPHANT GO TAKE A DICK AND BITE IT WITH THOSE RED LIPS YOU STUPID GIRL NOBODY LIKES GIRLS BECAUSE THEY HAVE PERIODS AND BLOOD EVERYWHEREEEE

  • I am such a mirfanda

  • Miranda, you make my life majestic. I look forward to your videos everyday because you are so magically awesome. Please make more videos :D I love you.

  • XD XD miranda you rock !!

  • DEAR MIRANDA!!

    I love you soo much!! You are the prettiest girl I HAVE EVER METTTTTTTT!!! In language arts we had to write about who we wanted to be and I chose mirandasings08!!!!! Now for halloween all of my friends are dressing up as you!!!!!!!!!!! Your are amazing and most haters are of satan and its wrong!! I love you!! MIRFANDA's alll the way!

  • no pictures please ;]

  • LMFAO. this is hilarious. made my day.

  • i found this and yea it may be a joke but this was the most annoying thing ive ever heard of. i dont find any of it funny, i find it stupid and a waste of time. i dont know about the rest of you but i enjoy real talent from people who actually want to become known by how talented they are. this was a waste!

  • @ChelaElizabeth nope, just you. 

  • ANYWAY. YOU SHOULD REALLY SIGN. BECAUSE YOUR VOICE IS AMAZING. AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. ISN'T THIS ONE OF YOUR PET PEEVES? sorry.

  • Please do a new video!

  • you are awesome

  • hello Colleen Ballinger:]

  • bwhah this chick has some major balls!!! ...RESPECT.

    and aslooo your vids!!!

  • NO PICTURES! That lady's confused face cracks me up! :)

  • SO FAMOUS! It blows my mind! You rock and your fashion sense is awesome! Your my role-model, and you are right, he should not be naked in public!!! GO MIRANDA!!!

  • YOU AND YOUR PERIOD LIES!!!!!!

    OKAY LOOK!GIRLS UNDER 18 DO HAVE PERIODS!TAMPONS ARE NOT SINFUL AND ITS DISRESPECTFUL THAT YOU SAY ITS LIKE SPITTING ON THE BIBLE AND NOT BELIEVEING IN GOD!iT ALSO DOESNT TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY!YOUR NOT GONNA WALK AROUND SAYING YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A TAMPON!AND OBVIOUSLY YOUR A VIRGIN WITH TERRIBLE MAKEUP TIPS!I DO MY MAKEUP BETTER THAN YOU!GO TELL YOUR LIES TO SOMEONE ELSE LIKE A HUSBAND!OH WAIT YOUR SINGLE!I WONDER WHY

  • @jessicabearville YOU are retarded this is all a joke, calm the hell down little girl! Miranda is not a real person it's a joke are you that stupid? GO suck an egg.

  • wow you are so famous out there, i love it. and your soo right that guy was totally cheating with his porn, you should of grabbed some clothes and told him to put it on.........seriously....hate cheaters.......btw your awesome! LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!

  • Dear Miranda, you're an inspiration to [young and old] kids across America. You are so amazing. You're my role model. I want to be just like you when I grow up. I would like another cooking show please! Make Top Ramen this time!

  • I wish I was miranda :( Everyone surrounds her and asks for her autograph

  • I love you no homo

  • Miranda. Migrate on over to Denver CO. or Casper Wyoming :] i luff u luff x- Ur #1 Mirfandas

  • so many gay couples

  • "he's tryna make the boys and girls stumble with his sexuality"

  • Oh Miranda, you're such a character. *coughcoughseewhatIdidtherecou­gh*

    Anyway, I you could do a video about Gackt, it would make me very happy. :)

  • provincetown, Masshacusetts.... who would have known it was in Massachusetts

  • you remind me of rachel berry.. except rachel can sing.. and put on her makeup.