How to Attract Women : When to Ask a Woman on a Date

[bobekbalinek]

Stone Age pick-up tips?

[MMArtist99]

If you really want to pick up girls, I recommend that you read both of the following guides:

- "The Game" by Neil Strauss

- "Pandora's Box" on MackMethods. com (highly recommend this)

GENERAL GUIDELINES

1) Be Confident (Posture, Eye Contact, Speak With Authority etc).

2) Act like you don't need them and make them prove themselves to YOU!

3) Make them feel comfortable (comfort comes before intimacy)

4) Demonstrate that you're a good provider & protector (easy ways to do this).

[theory816]

so its come down to this. me watching a dating vid

[rutgersfan14]

Reading from cue cards also helps to attract women

[EricSchwin22]

Just because you have a sense of humor and make a girl laugh, doesn't mean she automatically likes you right away.

You have to work extra hard to get into her pants...extra hard.

[mikegalsworthy]

Or maybe she really enjoys fuckoff bland conversations when some guy is gazing into the ceiling and saying "so, tell me about your hobbies and interests".

This may work for women who have barely received any attention in their lives - but if the title of your book concerns "beautiful women", you're going to have to come up with something better than that.

[BongaFish]

@mikegalsworthy

It's called smalltalk, and talking about someone's interests isn't boring. Hence, INTERESTS.

What the hell do YOU talk about when you initiate a conversation with a chick, Mr. Pimp?

[samadbaksh]

So bs, the only way 2 ask a girl out is 2 first say 2 her 'oh my darling, I love you' afta she wil definately go out wth you.

[bauler]

How about how to date ugly women...

[N1k1mon]

This is common knowledge....not exactly "Expert advice", I hope the book is MUCH better.

I could write a book.....

[Nithralas]

Listen well people...

This guy sounds like Sid the Sloth

[secrets1111]

Get this book and you will be able to have any women you want! Guaranteed!

[HeavyMetalJack]

fiding things in commen will turn you to her best friend not a boyfriend...

[Thinker669]

Really?

I hate when that happeneds.

A guy meet a girl for nothing and end up being her name while she's going out another guy.

[dukeey699]

@Thinker669 Lern2English :|

[saxtobus]

haha im not taking dating tips from hitler with a lisp

[DeutscheRampensau]

WOW, asian prostitutes like sence of humor,

i didnt know that ! :0

[sinopo]

well im fugly so im fucked

[pipplarjao]

Well Duh...

[mrbeetham]

"Im john shmagin and im going to show you how to attract beautiful women, like in my book 'how to attract beautiful women' by john shmagin." what a douche

[ninja12121]

LOL......

[Andyoyo]

by mountain biking do you mean money?

[drewson89]

guys who get laid dont right books about it

[ShakVibe]

lmfao

[jonkabbash]

they can't spell either

[p4ulg1lb3rt]

sad...

[thomasbannon]

wowowowow

[slash906]

lol

[xmazystarx]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Kedud]

omg I TRIED IT AND IT WORKED!!!

NOOOT, FAIL

[pignanelli65]

...people are crazy!

[pogoman555]

If she touches your penis, that's her way of saying she likes you and you should probably take her back to your place

[Jackroyd6]

oooo thank you so much.

[GodDamnedostridges]

hahahah XD lol

[yourmomdoug]

i totally agree.

[bluesharp78]

That's a joke, right?

[ThatSillyMosher]

THESE IS A FUCKING FAIL OF A TUTORIAL.

[bingobango124]

on behalf of expert village, this is how to attract men *cough i mean women....

[jazztbone2b]

this guy is a sicko

[ovkenike]

I tried doing exactly what this guy is saying and it didn't work. Expert Village sucks..........although.......­...maybe I should have worn something more than just a sock over my dick while talking to them.

[szakuPL]

no offence, but you look like you picked up some 50s

[WildDiscoDance]

jesus christ,all of those things i acidently do to my friends,wtf !!

[iagelikewine]

equality is a dead idea and no one shud accept its premises..if there was equality men would have to do far less work since impressing her is equal to gaining her interest

[didsomebodysayme]

well this is useless

[3ch056]

YEESS!! I dont have to die a virgin!!! Thank you expert village!!! XD

[ColdHearted]

i like sex, you like sex... lets just do that

[joshton]

I bet that works all the time right?

[Gitarpunk]

dude I feel so cool watching this video!

[yugokid55]

lol.... i noe rite me too

[aplayaz2000]

makes sense good video

[SeesamiZ]

This is the lamest vid in youtube

[miracleman2323]

LMFAO

[InsaneBillykane]

..................lol

[zshreader]

he looks like hitler or a petafile

[zensorship]

he looks like Charles Bronson, ready to hunt her down

[LeedansParis]

You mean he's obsessed with animal lovers?

[Xgloomshadow]

some of you guys is desperate, so you come to the internet

just step your fkn game up

(if your wondering why im on this video its because im bored and i wanted a laugh and thanks to the comments i achived that)

[RhysC133]

No its because you're a cunt.

Its easy to mistake the 2.

But you're definitely a cunt.

[DIVOted]

It kinda seems like he's reading from his own book from behind the camera.

[LiamAJobey]

this is funny.. if this dude can write a book and sell then so can i man... and dude if you can pick up beautiful women with that flanders moustache, boxy suit and in-for-ma-tive way of speakin then your a fuckin hypnotist.. the whole expert village is full of fuckin tards

[joetenista]

all women are beautiful. meet the heart and not the face,.

[travisl91]

fuck that bullshit.

[JaceeG]

niggaz on crack

[3475365539]

i belive the only woman met this guy are in you porn

[WorldWarTwoSELLER]

i just had a blow jobs from watching this!!!!!!!

[MegaloBellamian]

When to ask her ?

Straight down the toilet bin

[warhawk2005pl]

lol

[kuaieq]

i just got laid thanks to this video

[johnthebigtree]

right on dude how was it?

[kuaieq]

my butt hurts and is bleeding

[viperkyle1]

Ouch. use lube next time

[driftzilla]

lol are you serious?!!!

thats bad ass!

[MegaloBellamian]

nan that's straight into his ass !

[bixbyy]

jesus christ... you call this advice? people need to know how you can get her to touch your arm, not why she does it. everybody knows that. activities you both enjoy? why didn't i think about that before? i thought she wanted to do things she hates.

just asking her parents if you can marry her would be more affective i think

[areianarare3]

"aught" museum! ahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[bluegreenelephant]

haha mulester

[regnidde]

Those might be good signs but she might just like you as a friend. Guys don't seem to understand this.

[flamemebitch]

he's pathetic

[bakasushi19]

"if she is laughing at your antics, she is telling you that she likes you"....BUT most likely she's laughing at the fact you ain't gonna get any tonight! HAHAHA!

[sjjtitan]

what's an 'aught' museum?

[Mahalie729]

Hahaha, awesome.

[daalsij]

fuk. u.

srsly.

fuk u.

[SirLoin1987]

next segment...how to FUCK a womans ass

[Santaslave666]

Lol he explains it like the sex lesson in Monty Python: The Meaning Of Life lmao

[golfmister2]

lol @ thinking women are this simple.

[Asianboysiam]

i wonder how his wife looks like XD

[federicomazzzana]

come on man why would YOU need to pick up girls?you better go pick up some V and pay $20 for some fun.

[ShortHomie1993]

you look like a child mulester

[kuaieq]

mulester?

[ShortHomie93]

what ever douche bag lol thats kinda long ago lol

[cigarmikey1]

oh yeah and point out a flaw in the girl you want (but don't be an asshole about it) ie: "man it's hot in this club, it must be annoying that your hair is all frizzed up" *(if it looks like it was meant to be straight_)

[cigarmikey1]

If there are some guys out there who need help, read and remember this technique: when walking into a group of girls ignore the girl you want and hit on someone less attractive in the group and it will have them wondering "whats wrong with me"? then display your best (if any) qualities.... for me I (when single) use to be funny and charismatic (and gym built) but not too cocky.... then the girl you want is forced to see what you have in that her friend is seeing it... by default she is too.

[GeeMan06]

He looks like a right ladies man... How thick is the book? 10 pages? Easy reading for kiddies? This guy makes me laugh. Uh oh, wait, does that mean I like him?!

xD

[jansenvs011]

lmao

[federicomazzzana]

LOL

[ErikgoesJesus]

Yeah, you look like a guy who can make girls laugh!

[heroesdieonsaturday]

:10 lol

If and when to "axe" for a date. lulz

[Lilmenace1]

wow imma loser watching how to get ladys

[CaptPoco]

If she leans over and begins to fellate you, this is her way of saying... the conversation... is going well.

[KillaxNagato]

one thing i have in common with every sexy girl is i like my dick sucked and they like to do it, also you cant give advice for crap if people think this video is good i shud just post my own LOL

[megamanxu]

um... reasonably, but i think we all know this lol, it dont take much of a person with common sense to scene this haha

[lorenavargas]

He is old so he will have experience in this.

[r33d2006]

lmao expert village reaches an all time low with this XD, friggin pointless

[tmontana213]

I'm sorry but you are a d-bag!

[gordonice]

"it's go time."

^^greatness.

[samandsha7]

does anal count as something in common?

[MyGatorHatesYou]

I fell asleep...did he bag her yet?

[yazoo300]

well when this doesn't work prepare to do a barrel roll to avoid the roundhouse kick to the face.

[Ninjjas]

The barrel roll always does the trick indeed.

[yazoo300]

It's a life saver. I speak from experience.

[DAN13LS70NE]

What a crock of shit. Everybody knows that dude.

[SiltCity]

you would suck at picking up girls. and you can never be my wingman

[jchavista89]

lolololololololololololololol omg this is funny

[realcanadianwater]

Wow I had NO!!!!!! idea

[newalbum101]

Wow...An ancient hidden dating secret. NOT!

[Headcrabb]

The sad thing is, is that this man is making money on this.

[tanztanztanz]

hey- from a female perspective, I think he's right on all counts! Some of you guys think its obvious but I know a lot of men who don't have the slightest intuition when it comes to these matters! I'll send a few of them to this site.

[WarlordJC]

You must be blonde.

[Vasilakis]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[mutedmakequiet]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh  my god this is so lame

[azn38]

WOW.............

[keith2to2]

very obvious its like common sense

[maccpotts]

Thanks, Captain Obvious, what would we ever do without you?

[Gorgrakk]

haha, how the fuck did you sell your book? haha, fucking idiots who buy it^^(maybe thats why you have to tell us half of the crappy book for free so that someone vill buy it XD^^)

[FredYurichuk]

helpful. thank you.

[sepehr00070]

hahahah wtf is this shit.... i dont need to know this shit to pick up beutiful women lol...

[BluRayTechnology]

you fuckin suck. and your book only sold 2 copies on amazon.

[TaladagaCockknocker]

You suck, dude.