Dane Cook - Smelly Markers

[misspinkpunkykat]

I had a black one that smelt like burnt marshmellows.

[essyization]

this made me laugh so hard the first time i watched this x'D ooh those black markers..always smelt like ass xD

[KasparLovesHorsez]

Damn I need to start pay more attention to what I'm looking at. I swear she was sticking the markers in her eyes.

[flightpotato]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[koria0518]

MY BLACK IS BURNT MARSHMELLOW UR THE ASS HOLE XD jk jk i love that guy

[MegaAuraStar]

My black smelly marker smells loke marshmallows

[KiyoChan1231]

@MegaAuraStar mine 2 :3

[xTwixLuvzYoux]

Oh my god pro man this is funny haha

[eldorado61guy]

The markers had toluene in them. I suspect they make less toxic markers now.

[anotherlonelyheart1]

@eldorado61guy i would hope so, toulene is dangerous my friend ate one with that in it and got sick..

[ZeroPath5]

0:20 thumbs up if u thought the nose was a face...

[EliaForce1984ita]

@ZeroPath5 it seriously looks like someone with shades on

[RapperParidise]

sorry ment 0:46

[RapperParidise]

1:00 MY favorite part

[MsDuskRose]

do you think if they smell that enough that they'll get high? =/

[CandyRocksGirl]

Story of my life

[amerzandchristiepwn]

0.0 i thought the black one was "licorice"....*shivers*

[barbie967]

the black one was actually burnt marshmellow thats y it never rly smelled good XD

[gracemwolf]

lol at first i thought the nostrils were the eyes XD thumbs up if you did too

[Foreverbluesbaby]

The black one is pretty bad. lol

[AKittyKatProduction]

The black one smells like chocolate or something.

At least the ones I got my hands on smelled like that. T^T

[AkiraRikaNaomi]

I thought black was suppose to be vinilla xD .? Or i could be wrong i dont even sniff markers.....most of the time..... Dun judge me

[wegotthecup11]

i thought the black 1 was toasted marshmellow

[rsopata09]

@wegotthecup11 Lol me too. :/

[CallOfJaKeY76]

Is she smelling that with her eye?

[gri22ly100]

@CallOfJaKeY76 Nose.

[CheddarBob39]

"Bag o' Asses"

ROTFL.

[xMKAULITZx]

'its a bag of asses'

[misskeepit4real]

We did this in jr high all the time lol ohh wow XD

[kmPOKEMONMASTERKkm]

TEH BLACK IS CHOCOLATE LICORICE! probably....im like 99.9% positive ... okay maybe like 65.0% ....BUT STILL!!!

[ImAmNyxs]

Oh and the black was always my favorite!!!!

[ImAmNyxs]

No the black one is black licorice

[JJE514]

The black one was chocolate!

[RyanBoobMan]

What the fuck is with the drawing

[emmyspemmy17]

The black one was my favorite!

[simaddict95]

What is black supposed to smell like anyway?

[xy2z1997]

@simaddict95 sometimes marshmallows sometimes chocolate.

[craziness38927]

@simaddict95 i think it's licorice...

[NinjaInConverse]

@simaddict95 I think licorice

[KanataChan80]

I have a black smelly marker that smells like burnt marshmallows.

[CreativeGirl299]

106 ppl wish they had a bag of asses scented marker

[GeneralCane]

Animation is creepy as fuck.

[totoyman1]

bag'o;asses!!!

[thejohnnycage]

the black was always suppoes to smell like licorice

[gingerbreadgirl5000]

@thejohnnycage yea

[hitokiri657]

Black one smells like, hence, black ppl

[anditspaganpoetry]

the black one smelt like licorice

[AnimeRoxorz13]

My black smelly marker smells like burnt marshmallows

[AnimeRoxorz13]

My black smelly marker smells like burnt marshmallows

[angel765438]

Jesus has blue eyes :L

[Duncanmn]

I'm pretty sure the black one was licorice. Not that anyone actually like licorice, but... >.> Well... yeah.

Bag-o'-asses.

[MichaelMorbius4ever]

I never smelt anything with a black marker, they'd always smelt like the regular ones to me.

[commandergree1231]

How did I get from full metal jacket to here O_o

[0wolfer0]

It's like skittles,there is all those pretty colors and there's that burnt one that fell in by accident that no one wants.

[lizzy462]

@0wolfer0 I have yet to see a burnt skittle...

[sirskully2002]

no it showed jesus' ass

[TeamGale4281]

Lol...iGet sooo high off of those [x the black one always smelled like Marshmellows (:

~MockingJay

[joemichaels1]

Dane Cook is the worst comedian of all time. I laughed harder at Jerry Lewis and Schindler's List.

[xXPoisonAngel82Xx]

I always thought the brown smelled like chocolate...

[kennylover123100]

THEY ALL SMELL HORRIBLE!!!!!

[Puppy125Lover]

My black smelly marker smells like burnt marshmellow

[MeIzDumbo]

Why does everyone hate on the black guy?!!? ;C

[rosita4111411]

atual black smelly markers smell terrible

[giant648]

once you go black you never go back!

[MusicAngel1000]

he mustve sniffed a sharpie.....the black one is the best one..

[erilovah]

the black 1 wasn't the best but it was gud tho i always had black licorice

[tubestar213]

@erilovah i love the black licorice one, everyone hated though

[Summersill]

The animation was what killed me the most xD

[nman981]

i just saw jesus eyes

[088Julie880]

but the black one is burnt marshmallows...

I love that one ;.;

[nickoli1993]

but i like the black one

[psychoticdemon17]

i always though the black on e marshmallow so i guess a bag os asses smells liek marshmallows

[MsKittylover12]

really? the black one in my old elementary school always smelled like marsmallows! i loved it... and then before fifth grade graduation... i stole it! shhh O__O

[Anaxagoran]

Why do people keep doing these?  They're so stupid.

[girly3122]

@Anaxagoran Because they're funny. Obviously it's not too stupid for you to waste your precious time watching and commenting on it.

[Anaxagoran]

@girly3122 Dane Cook is funny, the animations are not. I saw it to the right of the previous video so I thought I'd go comment, I didn't watch the entire thing, knob.

[supersonicfan8]

when i had smelly markers,the black smelled like marshmallows.

:P

[x0ToxicHope0x]

@supersonicfan8 Lol to me it smelled like vanilla XD

[Funtom1214]

@supersonicfan8 for me it smelled like black licorice xD

[leah1597]

I was all freaked cuz my name is Leah hahahahaha

[Animalcrossing95]

i love the way Dane says cinnamon XD

SCCINNAMON!!! THISSS ONESS SCCINNAMON! XD

[vampiresdonttanwell]

@Animalcrossing95 For some reason, whenever he's impersonating a girl, he gives them a lisp lmao

[Iluvu098]

lol, the pictures were soo funny, lol

[jigsaw87180]

That thing with yellow hair is fkn creepy

[googlybearxoxo]

97 people never smelled "Smelly Markers"

[mason0190]

i was the one person in my class who liked the black marker the best :D

[Twilightwolves1]

@mason0190 lol XD really....xD hahah

[kylecali]

what was the black marker supposed to smell like?

[Xylen343]

@kylecali licorice i think.... :P

[Tanauthority]

@kylecali Burnt Marshmallow :)

[Brittney123ish]

when I was younger everyone got these awsome smelly markers and I had to get a different kind of smelly marker and I was kinda upset cuz I was only 9 and I wanted wat everyone eles wanted.. their black markers smelled like strong black liquorish.. mine smelt like fukin marshmellows!! WIN!

[Foilsdown]

@Brittney123ish OMG I HAD THE MARSHMELLOWS TOO!

[joeandjoestudios]

@Foilsdown same here! eat that a** bag smellin suckers!

[12strawberrylover]

@Brittney123ish lol mine smelt like root beer

[3Ray11]

is he smelling them thru his eyes??

[kklove526]

lol

[MrVaoy]

i have scented makers and the black one is called hockey puck and it is now the bag of asses

[BarbieBad1231]

Lol bag of asses guys i cant stop smelling it tehe

[aurabarbie56]

i miss the 90s i want to be a kid again :)

[MegaVirginiaRose]

it did smell like asses

[me4you2love]

The day I learned about those makers is also the same day I learned to look carfully for the "scented" label not the "Sharpie" label....

[jasonandaustin]

is that girl on freakin crack

[masternils8]

i still dont get what the image is supposed to be

[teennickfan1]

lololololol ha ha ha ha so funny

[SAMMY333222111]

WHAT IS THAT-its a bag of asses-im this this one is mine-i cant stop guys,i cant-I JUST SAW JESUS EYES...THIS MARKER HAS SHOWN ME JESUS EYES!!!

[XGerardxxWayXmCrLvR]

my black smelly marker smelles like vanilla and its my favroit one but usually other brands makes it smell like shit

[kpappletech]

Woah I just watched the whole video thinking the nostrils were the eyes.

Then when they eyes appeared I FREAKED OUT!

kp

[cortae11]

@kpappletech i did the same thing lol

[miriamhinata]

soo funnny ^^ dane cook rocks! he's hilarious!! ^^ :P :3 XD lol

[VoidRusher]

ROFL Her nose looks like a small small penis. LOL

[howtoliveawesome]

black one is licorish



[CloverTheHedgehog23]

I can't breath!...too...funny...!

[clamchowder11]

i thought that the black smelly marker was black licorice... but bag o ass is fine too

:3

[dysfunctionalangel1]

How do they put the scent in the smelly markers? 'o'

[spicesfriend]

black one is black cherry cherry

[WriterXxDreamerXx]

THIS MARKER HAS SHOWN ME JESUS'S EYES! lol fave part. And i always thot the black one was sugar cookies or something...maybe i was wrong...?

WriterXxDreamerXx

[Angel290o]

HAHA I WANT BAG OF ASSES

[ccmanmonc]

my bag o asses marker isnt a scent...

[daniellethewolf123]

ok wtf was that...

[Welcome01213]

id used to get so high off of those markers :P

[Pacman117productions]

@Welcome01213 Best exuse....I WAS SMELLING THE COLORS!

[yurmomgos2coledge]

@Welcome01213 same

[flamehands21]

that's a good way to lose a few brain cells

[gioelduraco]

jajaj black ''i mean if its black it most smells!!"

[TheMostEpicFT]

i have a BAG 0 O ASSES marker. its cool



[DeidaraIsBestKATS]

the funny part is how they get it to smell like a bag o' asses (worker: just put a little of JB in there)

[DeidaraIsBestKATS]

the funny part is how they get it to smell like a bag o' asses

[ethanissocool]

Baby powder is my fav crayon.

[freddygroger]

i have ROOT BEER

[3DGfan45321]

I thought the black marker was coconut.

but then again... theres been times where some black markers DO smell like fart/ ass.... -.-

[EndlessZeroHG]

The black one was a bag o' asses. I agreed

[SydneyKitteh]

The black one smelled like cookies o.o

[Silverfangthewolfeh]

...I love Black licorice... D:

How dare he say it smells like a, "Bag o' asses!"

[puppymolly123]

Th black one smelled like crap? I wonder what the yellow one smelled like.

[13crazypeople]

My black one smelt like either a black guy's ass,

Or a hockey puck.

[deadmau5808]

SHES HIGH (^.^)

[XxOfficialGwenxX]

Actually... the black one was marshmellow xDDD

[MrZ989]

hi



[BowDownMortals]

*Car alarm goes of randomy*

Ahaha. Dane is a silly bitch. He got me.

Seeeat belts~ Oh, Christ. xD

Wait. o.o

Wrong video. >.>

Pssht, whatever.

[guitarlord82]

92 people got the black marker first



[dragonmaster9822]

bag-o-asses. lol!

[cuteblondecrystal]

LOLOL - I love the animation when Dane Cook says "I just saw Jesus Eyes!" That was hilarious! :D

[Predator2169]

"I JUST SAW JESUS' EYES!" O_O

[EliteSniipez13]

But the black one always smelled like an asshole didnt it?

[buddygirl06]

my black marker always smelled like licorice

[masterofgames12345]

@buddygirl06 BLACK licorice

yeah... NO ONE LIKES THAT SCENT >:O

[alexthemanwhoknows1]

by the "black one" he is referring to sniffing sharpees. sniff it enough and anyone would see jesus

[TitansGirl100]

XD crayola smells like burnt marshmellow, but whatever that other bullseet is smells like ass D:

[jessxoxo34]

give me the brown one CINNAMON IT SMELLS LIKE CINNAMON!!

[ThatGamer360]

I... CAN'T... BREATHE!

[triedge763]

is dane cook still doing this i mean does he ever come to canada

[CelinaaBabii]

BAG O'ASSES

[xPunkaholic101x]

dosen't the black one supposed to smell like marshmallow or somethin??

[sorsaria]

@xPunkaholic101x I think It's black licorice

[tomandjerry579]

this is so funny hahahahaha

[akatsukibabe6]

Theres 495 near my new house!!!! O.o

[smartmeohyeah123]

he shouldn't have said "I saw Jesus's Eyes" very rude, but the other things were funny :)

[bigheartedgirl90]

funny

[xVOODUDEx]

i laufed through the hole thing

[lhorvei]

fuck LEAH

[chocoluver4]

88 ppl smelled the black 1

[HomicidalTh0r]

88 People smell like a bag of ass.

[SamLynn93]

I CANT BREATHE!!!!

[sbjazz22]

who is leah

[CUTI3DUCKY]

@sbjazz22 His or her daughter

[aDarkApple]

I cant stop Guys.....really............I just saw jesus eyes and 87 people who hate on dane cook who can die in a hole thumbs up if u agree=] ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

[mistersplatter]

87 people didnt see jesus eyes

[Theawsomeanima]

holy crap that my name exactly but not for me

[saphirabrightscales1]

EPIC WIN

[Mscartoongirl78]

i loved the black one! i couldn't help it i loved black licorice!

i hated the cherry! but i love this vid! lol

[railroadkiller115]

@Mscartoongirl78 didnt u hear it smells like aassss

[Mscartoongirl78]

@railroadkiller115 maybe to them... :)

[sparrowgirl84]

@railroadkiller115 lmbo

[crystal41772]

lol I thought the brown one would be poop and when I smell the black one it smells like burnt marshmellows

[puggly24]

funny!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 

[sophiethehedgie736]

I love the black one! It smells like marshmellowz. o3o <333

[boring123ful]

i like the orange one the best <3

[cortflips]

the black one always smells like marshmellows<3