Google Bombing, Santorum & Beyond

[CodenameWraith]

Beck (Verb):

1. to excessively and unnecessarily make comparisons involving Hitler or Nazis (essentially, the real-life application of Godwin's law)

2. to cry or yell at pre-determined moments for the purpose of mimicking genuine human emotions

[ThePassiveFist]

Gingrich:

1: The process of throwing up in one's mouth because of something extremely disgusting you have just witnessed. e.g. "I saw some Santorum on my roommate's sheets, and it just made me Gingrich"

2: Newt Gingrich

[jimalbi]

The most intollerant peoples against gays have always some gay skeleton in their closet.

[lamaddussa]

just give it a little more time. eventually we'll find out who rick santorum has been molesting. regardless, he has no chance in hell, politically. & to any of you who are google bombing out there: don't forget to leave shmobama out of the mix. he sucks just about as much as most of the republicans out there.

[sliderglider]

Romney;1.Noun- A coin operated jukebox which plays whatever tunes the corporate banking lobby selects which are used to seduce then date rape less informed voters in the ass, then rob them of tax dollars after shooting a high debt load in their face.

2. A jeans wearing "regular guy" who is actually an oligarchical douchebag.

3. Verb- to fleece, fuck, milk, or pluck middle class taxpayers on a debt farm to produce feed stock for the corporate banking industry to manufacture high interest revenue.

[t4705mb6]

The fact that ANY Americans would see Santorum as a person capable of doing ANYTHING beyond scrubbing urinals in a "Micky D'S" is simply beyond my comprehension. Not that he's alone! The London City State (Zionist NWO) needs a "suck up". "toady" or "ass llcker" and Santorum certainly fits the bill!

What I'm having a problem with is all you fucking assholes out there who support fascism! Is fascism what you WANT? Do you WANT fascism for your kids?

Are you looking FORWARD to another DARK AGE?

[claradusk]

To wear the Romney Mitt: One who is emotionless, featureless, or who lacks defining character, or who pretends to have character they do not have.

"Dude, take off that Romney Mitt face, it's freaking me out!"

"She may be hot, but she's a total Romney Mitt, like a plastic doll."

[stevenwalton8177]

(second post for this)

Perry (adjective)

Definition: Any animal with an inferior mental capacity compared to other members of it's species, that should be extinct due to natural selection, but somehow survives purely on luck.

Example:

"The third time the Perry sloth fell out of the tree, it landed beside a group of sleeping tigers."

[stevenwalton8177]

Lmao. How about;

Obama'd (verb)

Definition: To force someone into an unwanted rectal examination for no logical reason other than personal profit, while falsely stating that it's for their own health or benefit.

Examples:

1- "After looking at this medical bill for what was supposed to be a routine check-up, I think my doctor just Obama'd me."

2- "And then an airport security officer Obama'd that poor girl, saying it was for her safety, and the safety of their other passengers."

[marniespeaks]

"Obama Will Forever Be Known As The President That Signed Indefinite Detention Into Law"

should make something out of that

[sliderglider]

The Romney Mitt is a robotic glove that is used to jerk off corporate bankers, weapons manufacturers, oil executives, key lobbyists, and campaign contributors.

[robertrulebirtannia]

Obama: Great expectations followed by massive disappointment

Eample of usage:

"I was hoping for a bike this christmas and all I got was the pump"

"Look's like you got an Obama"

[TheWingflyer]

@robertrulebirtannia LOL!!! I was hoping to buy a new car but now all I can afford is the license plate. I'm obama'd.

[myndwork]

gingrich: a sexual act between an adult male politically clueless caucasian and young gazelle, zebra or a pony.

[aaronpolitical]

I was having these exact same thoughts last night. We need to rebrand Mitt Romney, obviously. Then we can work on others. As a liberal I still don't think we should "eat our own", not yet at least, but the day may come when we take down Dems this way too.

[xTheOxx]

The Santorum Google bomb worked because Santorum was a relatively unknown politician. For any similar bomb to work, you need to start with a name that gets little mainstream recognition. So Palin, Cain, Gingrich, O'Reilly, Hannity, Beck, Coulter and others of that level are out.

I'd say target newer names that the average Joe doesn't know. Breitbart? Cupp? O'Keefe? (actually, he's destroying his name just fine on his own)

[dennistrainorjr]

@xTheOxx Yes, this is a good idea. So, you have another definition for Breitbart?

[xTheOxx]

@dennistrainorjr

Breitbart: German for "appeasement". (if that doesn't hurt a conservative, I don't know what will)

Or wait, better idea: Norquist. A case of homosexuality observed in cetaceans.

Although if Santorum, Boehner and the Koch brothers still achieved political power, I'm not sure how a Google bomb could really hurt anyone.

[MarkArandjus]

Oh! Here's one for O'Reilly.

To billo (verb):

1. To start yelling at the person you're talking to when you begin to lose an argument.

Example of usage:

"So I proved to my math teacher that 0.999... does in fact equal 1, but he started billoing at me, and then he told me I was just a high-school pinhead and I don't know anything."

2. When you don't understand something and you want to do it live.

3. To talk nonsense about cosmology, such as lunar formation.

[Zeldagigafan90210]

@MarkArandjus

(add-on to billo (verb))

4.to put a spin on stuff while in the "no-spin zone"

[ButchingtonTheThird]

@Zeldagigafan90210 lol this one is good

[twistedbass15]

Projected Twin - Shark Water

[dougalsii]

to Gingrich: verb

the sexual act of inserting a preferably live newt or salamander into the vagina or anus

My 1st wife ended up in the hospital after we Gingriched. The 2nd wife thought it was "unclean" to Gingrich through the back door. They say, third time's a charm, and well, my 3rd wife lets me Gingrich her when and wherever I want.

Be sure to check the toxicity of the species before Gingriching as well as the conservation status to avoid legal consequences in the event of amphibian death.

[CaliSchiff]

bill o'reilly needs one but i cant thinka anything too good

[EscpdFrmPsykward]

Bachmann: Repressed homosexual turned neoconservative Christian crusader (Yeah, her husband is a gay and I bet she is dying to much on some rug herself.)

[whoo689]

Perry: bits of shit on someone's dick after fucking a dirty anus

[whoo689]

Mike Hunt* 

[whoo689]

Huntsman: Mike Cunt's brother

[whoo689]

Bachmann: HIV-filled vagina that's seeping with massive amounts of puss

[whoo689]

Gingrich: blueballs

[whoo689]

Romney: synonym for anal prolapse

[TheGzeus]

Obama: one who spontaneously defecates upon orgasm.

[b52goats]

Ah, I can't fucking stand Santorum, what the hells wrong with people in this country.

[brandnutopian]

@b52goats They're American, naturally.

[miketv]

i was gonna watch this, but got SERIOUSLY annoyed by his tone about 7 seconds after he opened his mouth.

[FantasmaBAnco]

Savage's Google bomb went off in 2003, not 1993.

[FantasmaBAnco]

@FantasmaBAnco Infamous interview which started the protest was dated April 20 2003, with the Associated Press.

[aestevalis0]

Perrying: The act of reusing a santorum-covered condom with your wife after sex with your boyfriend.

[bgcorporation]

I'm curious what happened to Snarkapedia? Thanks for the videos, these are always very informative.

[enlightenedone676]

@bgcorporation me too

[ncftTV]

@bgcorporation Snarkipedia is/ was AWESOME. I hope to do some more. Can only juggle so many balls! Stay tuned.

[TheGzeus]

@ncftTV Just make sure the balls don't have any santorum on them.

[whoo689]

@ncftTV Lmao

No pun intended? :p

[BrotherAlpha]

@ncftTV That is good news.

[ONQproductions]

Luntz: A deceptive image that is mistakenly perceived as reality with negative results.

"The puddle made it look like there was another step, and the luntz nearly broke my neck."

Birds fly into windows when they are fooled by the luntz.

[ONQproductions]

Breitbart: A practitioner, supporter, teacher and mentor in the act of lying.

"John Ensign's public admission of his affair resulted from the advice of his breitbart, Rick Santorum."

[ONQproductions]

Norquist: extortion that results in the slow death of the one being extorted.

[9kingmax]

"pulling a gingrich" cheating on your mistress

[MrROTD]

its none of the govs business what you do in your bedroom or home so therefore never vote for a guy that mentions restrictions on sex or drugs, people who think its a good idea to try regulating human nature are delussional fuck tards

[filthyfun]

John "Bonner"; weeping ass-hat or the orange discharge one gets on him penis after having intercourse with a pumpkin.

[MrROTD]

@filthyfun O.o whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

[filthyfun]

@MrROTD He is orange! And he does cry all the time!

[S0up3rD0up3r]

obama (adj, noun) - A person or a word to describe a person who promises to do a good deed, but then acting in the complete, extreme opposite gesture.

Noun Example: Of course he would sign the NDAA, he's an obama.

Adjective Example: The obaman spy then stabbed him right in the back.

[ONQproductions]

@S0up3rD0up3r I'd say Barack makes a better verb.

[NoobZandwich]

'romney' (noun):

The flip flop sound that is heard when a man twists his waist and his fully erect penis slaps against his thighs.

...I swear I haven't tried this.

[Zeldagigafan90210]

Bachmann (noun)

A Religious right, who thinks that it is their moral responsibility to get between you and your partner, you and your womb etc., and compares defective vaccines to pain killers.

[ONQproductions]

@Zeldagigafan90210 Bachmann should be the replacement for beard, a woman a gay man marries to appear normal.

[Beardmania]

I am Beardmania.

[NoobZandwich]

Dennis, fix the title - you have "Goggle" instead of "Google"

[Pleblian]

Denise, I have a question

Because I'm a retard, please explain "Acronym, because we stand for something"

I don't get it

[NoobZandwich]

@Pleblian do you know what an acronym is?

[Pleblian]

@NoobZandwich This has been something that has bothered me, even in college, where the professor would confuse an abbreviation for an acronym... but yes I do

[NoobZandwich]

@Pleblian Well the way I see it is he combined the definition of an acronym with the phrase "to stand for something." To stand for something meaning to have a certain position on something. So a word like 'scuba' stands for 'self contained underwater breathing apparatus'. So in the same way that I said x word "stands" for x phrase, Dennis says you're watching Acronym, because you stand for something. I hope that makes sense.

[Pleblian]

@NoobZandwich Ah.. Thank you

I find it a little too high minded and reaching...

It's as if Dennis is testing his subscription base...

people don't have the time to crunch a literary type of algebra, his message is too important

[ncftTV]

@Pleblian literarary algebra? acronym? it is just a pun. you know- acronym's stand for something. just a very dry joke (ok, i wil admit it- very very dry)- not some "high minded literary algebra" by a long shot

[Pleblian]

@ncftTV Hey man, you lost me on that one...

Hehe...

Oh and why aren't you blogging on HuffPo?

I'm getting tired of all the Obama cheerleading, we need some referees.

[JohnDavenportJunior]

Mitt Romney, someone who is more witty... Please come up with a definition!

[a10fjet]

how are you not more popular?!

[kazooga1234]

i love the google stuff when i heard this on sam seders channel i laughed so freaking hard when people actually thought that it was a real defintion and i love that they think it is because it keeps them from voting for that prick

[manholewisdom]

has santorum served in the us armed forces?

[OldmanMaestro]

@manholewisdom pfft, No.

[MarkArandjus]

'coulter' (noun):

A right-wing pseudo-intellectual suffering from a bad case of the Dunning-Kruger effect (applicable to either sex).

Example of usage:

"Does he know he sounds like an idiot or...?"

"He's a coulter if you ask me."

"Yeah, probably. What a twat."

[ncftTV]

@MarkArandjus I love that Coulter (definition) !!!

[RegioLunar]

@ncftTV Ohhh common Ann Marie Coultionette doesn´t know what she speaks about!?

The same way Erin Burnet doesn´t know what she´s doing..

[320iguy]

@MarkArandjus yeah it is funny.... LMAO

[Psychiatrium]

@MarkArandjus coulter sounds like ambiguous genitalia, neither a cunt or a dick

[420gma]

This is going to be fun !!

[MartianStories]

Newt Gingrich: the furious activity (to be observed covertly when attention is turned elsewhere) of a strange, purportedly amphibious, allegedly highly intelligent creature (actual empirical results mixed and contradictory...) which is known to furtively pilfer the pockets of bystanders for their cash, coins, cards, watches, etc, in a recurring bid to proclaim itself Emperor Of The Animal Kingdom. Natural enemy to the ferret, whose food chain niche it also regularly usurps, and the snake...

[MartianStories]

Great one, Dennis. I clicked on this because I'm actually working on an animation on-topic. Please see my channel tomorrow, as that's when it will be uploaded....

[kazooga1234]

@MartianStories post a vid response to this he will see it that way then

[MartianStories]

@kazooga1234 Thanks. I definitely will. I've been working on this since Iowa Primary night, getting close to done. I've loved Dennis for years, throughout his multiple incarnations of snark. Our brains seem to run at similar voltages half the time, or at least on a similar current...

[kazooga1234]

@MartianStories to bad capitol hill gangsta is gone you would have loved that as well

[MartianStories]

@kazooga1234 LOL! Yeah, that sounds just like him. I miss Fleetwood the Hermit ("I stay in, so you don't have to.")

[kazooga1234]

@MartianStories capitol hill gangsta was created by raywilliamjohnson actually and i saw you were subbed to me the channel i vlog on is called thevloggingjj so go sub to that if you want to see my vlogs

[MartianStories]

@kazooga1234 Cool. Thank you. Will do.

[kazooga1234]

@MartianStories your welcome and awesome

[lilililililililiilii]

You look tired man; must be working your ass off :) good luck with the video.

[LiberalJerseyman]

Romney

Definition: A homicidal and mindless zombie that is pulled out of formaldehyde to scare children

[Friedstuffsable]

You're channel sucks & you are a terrible orator. Even if I do agree with you.

[MyOnlyFarph]

Love the first result in google search.

[2minstral]

- It’s time to end the vote rigging & return to paper ballots! I suggest that paper ballots be used and then each ballot box be counted and verified by the candidates support team. Once the ballot box is counted report back to head quarters with the totals. It is impossible to cheat this way because the total votes, voters ballot list and ballot box have to match...unlike the way a certain lobby group cheated in Iowa. Please demand it for each and every State, especially the primaries