Dane Cook - The BK Lounge

[dobby0985]

LARGE FRY MUTHAFUCKA

[dobby0985]

LARGE FRY MUTHAFUCKA

[heybay101]

I work at Tim Hortons and this happens all the time...and this is so true

[IHeartDenver]

I work at taco bell.

Don't laugh, I live this shit.

[Kovaproductions2]

LARGE FRIES MOTHA FUCKA! LOL! *long pause....* Where do i go? WHERE DO YOU GO U FOLLOW THE ONE FUCKING ROAD YOUR ON AND IT LEADS TO ME! XD

[soccerfan20111]

can i get in ....not with out coups baby..... not with out coups....

[xTheEmoKidx11]

after he said ''sauce, sauce'' i hear somebody say ''sauce'' in the BG XD

[xTheEmoKidx11]

chicken tenders! ROFLOL! XD

[vampcutie1]

LARGE FRY MOTHA FUCKA!!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU BURGER KING!!!!

[onionrangsful]

i only laughed at him imitating the loud person

[norge696]

I honestly did not laugh once throughout the whole video.. George Carlin would eat Dane Cook for breakfast..

[Bunniesforever8]

@norge696 Maybe that's because you don't work in fast food and don't realize how true what he is saying really is.

[MultiMegan90]

WHOPPER !!!!!! NO ONIONS!!! LARGE FRIES!!!!!!

pickles....... pickles.......no buttsies....pickles........ext­ra pickles...cheese pickles...

chicken tenders...... sweet sauce all over my body

[4263patrick]

Have it ur way!!!



[4263patrick]

sweet sour sauce on my pussy :P

[sadiel1]

WHOOOOOPER !!!

[PointlessComedy]

18 peoples first job was at the BK lounge

[TayterAndNikki]

And the pickles<3

[Dman1629]

His brother has the same name as me XD

[cpm77777]

WHY CANT ANYONE JUST MAKE HIS REAL VIDEO??1?!

[max8987]

@cpm77777

hes less funny if you his eratic movements and his overpowered facial expressions?

[WWEgurl1013]

I wanna go to a "BK Lounge" drive thru now and go:

"WHOOPER!! WHOOPER, NO ONION! LARGE FRY MUTHA F****! I CAN'T HEAR YOU BURGER KING! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, BK BRAWLER?!"

[berrykiwiblast]

imagine if there was a guy named sauce in the car and this guy is just like "sauce sauce" the dude will be like "wut wut.." LOL; i have a stupid brain.

[xmonke55]

"Okay ma'am you're gonna go to the Texaco station, take a right, go five and a half miles south east; you're gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he'll take you to the Whopper Lair." LOL

[iLaughi]

no matter how many times i watch this, i can't help my falling to the floor in laughter!

[Neganazo3000]

sweet and sour sauce WHERE duna?[duna:my pussy......[me:WHOPPER LAYER!!!

[Luvmariohatekikyo2]

AHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA (sweet and sour sauce for my pussyyy) FJAKFJKJGFK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheXXkillerXx147]

Dane Cook speaks the truth:)

[windcountrysuna]

where's the actual video?? like the WHOLE live performance? O:

[JMVEntertainment]

i wanna go to the whopper layer

[JMVEntertainment]

the bk lounge lmfao

[Musique2BeDreamer]

LMAO THE WHOPPER LAYER!!

[123zatch]

she wants it her way!!!!! get the damn sauce!

[XXCNDAXXEXTREME]

REAL MEN WORK AT MCDONALDS, BUH BUH BUH BUH IM LOVIN IT, F BURGER KING

[joeylarin]

@XXCNDAXXEXTREME real men dont work fast food

[choclateisgoodable]

what specel s this

[L4Disillusion]

are you ready to rock BK broiler? LMAO

[StephanieSherrie]

Where do I go?? LOL :D

[Foreverbluesbaby]

GET SOME SAUSE!! SAUSE SAUSE SAUSE!!!

[urmommaisfattt]

It's ironic because his brother embezzled millions of dollars from dane.

[Xion2715]

XD

[Cooleeyo215]

i like the part where he said cheese .

[LolRawrz07]

LOL. (x hahaha. I laughed so hard when he was making that seductive voice.

[cre8ive65]

Haha i work at bk right now, this is so true XD

[matthewbeast31]

my dad is one of the pepole who yell Im like shut up I

[7792thereaper]

This is so much funnier when you know what he's talking about. I work at a Del Taco so I know.

[hopkins2409]

ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done I gotta run I gotta run I gotta run I gotta run I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers I wear paper hats Would you like an apple pie with that?

Would you like an apple pie with that

[TheMademoiselleNoir]

Haha! I am literally laughing out loud, I am crying! Wow so funny :D

[17USMC1]

WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!

[icantstopchewinggum]

i work at Mickey D's but still this is all soo true. i love how real he is- fucking hilarious. now everytime someone who doesn't know how to speak up comes, i just laugh in my head "extra pickles, cheese, pickles on my pickles, cheese, chicken tenders..." LOL

[SuperMik123]

A guy named Hank! OR we take your food LOL

[SuperMik123]

I love this scene! It soo funnnny! XD

[Djinnfest]

The Whopper Lair

[pimpinainteez]

16 people didnt have coups

[FabulousKillJoy1864]

16 people didn't get into the whopper lair

[ukulele8653]

best video ever, all of his story are so true, i worked in drive thru for 2years after high school and all of this happened to me!! (yes even the pickles..)

[pOoBeA89]

hahahaha

[kittysqueezer]

God, Dane Cook makes ordering cheese sound so sexy.. "Cheese.......pickles.........­..sauce on my pussyyy..."

[MrNumber80]

lunch fry mothafucka

[MrNumber80]

never press 9 it is very toxic,bet half you mf'ers did, what quers

[guitarlegend4405]

i was crying its zoo funny

[RaWrMeAnSlOvEiNdInO]

OMFG I<3 u DANE COOK!



[elektraeriseros]

Nononono! Yes, no......cheeeese~

[xlajimex]

HAHAHAHA awesome

[playerdepimp]

lololollolol

[melodramonica]

lets turn the main down a tad, okay skid roe

[SpazzieGracie]

This makes me want to work at burger king haha

[dominiquealexis297]

0:44-1:12 hahahaha

[TheCperez101]

your gonna go to the texico and take a right then go 5 1|2 miles south and theres gonna be a guy named frank and hell take you to the whopper layer

[butterfly1341]

Pickles, extra pickles. Cheese, bun seeds, ice, pickles on my pickles...uh, some extra pickle-pickles, cheese, pickles.

[MyKeepsakeSummer]

ARE YOU TRYING TO MOLEST ME VIA DRIVETHROUGH *psshk* chicken tenders.. *pssshhkk*... some *pssshk* sweet and sour sauce on my pussy.. *psshk*

[johnnyg523]

fucking awful

[andrewc740]

pickles pickles cheese pickles chicken tinders some cheese and some sour sauce on your pussy lololololololololol

[SubbedAnimeFanatic]

WHOPPERRRRRRR~!

[RikkiFenwitch]

LOL!!!!!! WHOPPER!!!!, WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!! LARGE FRY MOTHA FUCKA!!

[dudewhereami56]

dane looks to clean here in this pic, he shouldnt of shaved

[TheWolfgirl18]

messed up!

[pravkdey]

want that t-shirt....

[1timthekid]

Awsome

[HighOnDank1]

12 people got their food taken

[nate69200611]

I work at Burger King and I'm fuckin miserable there

[abdallahpr2]

12 people cant get coops

[NightWolfBeast]

PICKLY PICKLES , CHEESE PICKLES LMAO!

[dcs290]

0:29 ow......

[ndirish6677]

pitstains hahaha



[BreannaandAshley]

T-T I couldn't find hank! WTFFF!

[BreannaandAshley]

@BreannaandAshley

I trusted you Dane :C

[BreannaandAshley]

I think I'm inlove....

[filasfm]

are you trying to molest me via drive thru? oh, dane I love ya.

[Cyclone578]

12 people dont like whoppers lol

[CallmeJonasguy]

Hi welcome to burger king may I please take your orde-

WHOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPERRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrr

Sir-

WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOPPPPPP­PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRR NOOOOO ONNNNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Fuck this I quit Darr-

LARGE FRIES MUTHAFUKKA

I CANT HEAR YOU BURGER KING

Wait wu-

ALLLAHUEKBAR *BOOOOOOMMMM*

[MrNerfModding]

10 ppl didnt find hank in time T_T

[SlightlySpazzy]

Let's turn the main down a tad, okay, Skidrow? LARGE FRIES, MOTHA FUCKA!!! ahahahahahaha

[MrPublicStupidity]

9 people work at mcdonalds

[Charismalata]

@MrPublicStupidity make that 14

[hashmonkey333]

@MrPublicStupidity well this comment was stupid because when you seen it it was 9 so 68 people this you are stupid

[MrBrettlykegan]

@MrPublicStupidity yeah actually its 15

[TOBI123454321]

@MrBrettlykegan now its 16

[pimpdogpatrick]

@MrPublicStupidity i used to work there also so that makes 10

[NIcknELijah]

@MrPublicStupidity actually 16 people ahah

[Zadeh96]

no no no i want cheese... cheese...*msksksk* cheese pickelse..... sweet souse on my P*ssy..

[dontkillanyone1997]

Great Quality

[PMSKibasaurus]

Dane Cook makes Burger King look like the best job ever XDD

[iloveyou1997jd]

@ownerer311 wait why >.> 

[rebprice]

lol i know hank... he's a standup guy....and love his yellow poncho!!

[DinoRawrism]

I work at the..BK Lounge..and i die laughing everytime i hear someone scream WHOPPER!!!! into the drive thru window lol. this is beautiful it totally makes my day when i work!!

[Delena444]

Not Butt Seeds.

[fredloverr1]

I Officially Want My First Job To Be At Burger King <3

[luyendao]

@fredloverr1 lol you might regret that ;-)

[Jadestone113]

@fredloverr1 No, really, you don't. Take it from someone who works there.

[fredloverr1]

@Jadestone113 Loll.., Who NotxD

[fallenangelbones]

is there any dan cook burger kings with out pics???

[shokazoey]

horny lady: chicken tenders, sweet sour sauce on my pussy

dane: drive around get some sauce drive around mam sauce sauce sauce she wants it her way thats our motto come on sauce!!

[Keya3596]

"and you got 10 minutes to get there or we take your food" roflmao!!

[xxXIndigochicaXxx]

Chicken Tenders

[xxXIndigochicaXxx]

WHOPPER!!!!

[SuperAtlantis1]

@Mycommentsgethumbsup And you are?

[urmom6197]

@Mycommentsgethumbsup your comments do not get thumbs up

[awesomeguy510]

@urmom6197 how ironic 'bout his name huh?

[KinMichelleKin]

i remember i saw this when i was 5 and i didnt understand it but i still laughed haha

[CPsmartiepants1212]

LARGE FRIES MOTHERFUCKER

[MrYournamehere19]

WHOPPER!

[SHSNJROTC]

bun seeds

[myzenfls1]

darell darell darell

[theedit123]

7 people didn't have it their way

[SoulReaperz18]

pickles on my pickles with extra pickles with pickles with cheese pickles

[brianKRAZY1]

lol WHOPPER NO UNION!!

[Sweethartsun]

Lol Funny Stuff

[TheRainstar13]

ok. lets list the rongness.

extra pickles...chicken tenders...buttseeds(or buttsecks?) sweet souce on my PUSSY? wow.

[Wolflover485]

Skidrow? LOL!

[facecage22]

yes..no...CHEEEESE :)



[Siberiarox2]

i wish i was the burger king =/

[lilJgirl298]

WHOPPER!!

WHOPPER NO ONION!!

[ZyNeXHD]

mmm cheese pickles

[shippoufan]

It's hilarious because every word he says is true.

[SuperPyropuncher]

Somebody get this woman some sauce NOW!!!!

[desertdemon97]

whopper whopper no onion not without coups!!!

[TakeToTheHighways]

"He thought he was the Buger King!" xD

[BubbgleGum4Life]

hahahahaha sooo hilarious!

[DaddyYankeeY0]

*whispers* hot sauce all over my bodyyy

[jaybram24]

@DaddyYankeeY0 its sweet and sour sauce. quoting fail

[TheBlueberrycutie]

Hank: follow me! Oh man, that's my favorite part...

[flychick12]

not without coups. not without coups baby. hahaa

[melymisa13]

man she really wants a pickle if u no wat i mean

[pokecrazygal]

lol. now one day i wanna go to BK and ask where do i go. XD

[123dotties]

BK Lounge!

[hurtinkids]

i want that t shirt i am a story teller!!!!

[KKKane2012]

I work at Burger King and I'm fuckin miserable there so when I'm bored I just think about this joke haha when the cooks ask me if I have everything for the order I always yell back LARGE FRIES MOTHA FUCKA!!!!

[santoys98]

@KKKane2012 watch eventually ppl who work at bk will watch this and start doing that,and if i work there one day as will i XD

[kennapaige1828]

@KKKane2012 AHAHAHAHAHA THTS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!

[BelllaBear]

large fry mothafucckaa



[jleigh131191]

WHOPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!...­sir?....WHOPER NO ONION!!!!

[Heeschx3]

The funniest part is is that it's actually VERY true

[NicoandMunroLover]

Are you trying to molest me via drive through?

[canudigit97]

never gets old! XD

[balletwb94]

sauce!

[redsoxxx1234]

"Umm where do i go" lmfao

[AlPhAThEoS19]

wat special is this from

[mindnumber9]

1. looking at a still picture loses half the value.

2. that shirt is a lie.

3. i'm not learning anything.

[thegamerking97]

@mindnumber9 boohoo, then dont watch

[mindnumber9]

@thegamerking97 i didn't, in fact. it played for about 12 seconds... i typed my comment and hit the clickable road.

[MJQmuciclover21]

@mindnumber9 not supposed to learn just laugh asshole

[mindnumber9]

@MJQmuciclover21 very glad to have pissed you off and made you ugly. garbage: it really does walk and talk!

[pomschick765]

i love dane cook <3

[OKlikeoaktree]

* sweet and sour sauce on my PUSSAY *

[thewindowsxp32]

soy sause on my pussy lmmmfao

[EpicHeroicDragon]

whopper is FAKE SOUNDING