PICKUP LINES

[ymk19]

Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

Do you know why i don't wanna add you as friend on Facebook? Cause i don't want us to be just friends.

Do you Believe in Miracles? Cause you shouldn't forget that you're one.

You look like a mother, the mother of my child that is.

Haha well that's all i know.

[Hyperstripe13]

does anyone else notice that at the begining of this video Shane can really shake his thang.:)

[rredss21]

are your pants made of mirrors? because i can totally see myself in them.

[butiful1998z]

me: ik all 21 letters of the alphabet

other person: but theres 26 letters.

me: ohh yeah i forgot U R A Q T!

[lexi333ful]

Be your self :)

[dinudinu400]

Don't tell yo mama cause i've already said everything ;)

[mrshowbiz34]

Is your ass from McDonalds cause I'm lovin it

[MsGbh97]

through the day thesgods have stolen the stars and placed them upon the prettiest face ive ever seen

[MsGbh97]

i walk up to them and intraduce my sef then i play my cards right then boom 2 days later i usally date them :)

[TheJesssk]

you like dinosaurs, I like dinosaurs, lets get this onn!

[xxellisexx100]

Very well, i shall lend you my very best Chat Up Line: 1st- look at their tag and say "Just what i thought made in heaven" -- "i wish you were a door, so i could bang u all night long" -- "I'm guessing your legs are like Tesco's open 24 hours a day" -- "Hi my names pogo, wanna jump on my stick" ect. ect. the list goes on and on

[rayna9799]

Pick-UpLines : I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Pick-UpLines : Are you from another planet? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! Pick-UpLines : I always play the field, but it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Your strange cousin ,rayna

[airparriflies]

Theres something wrong with my phone: I think it needs your number ;-)

[lynel1985]

hatch this plan. Go to the local pub/place of interest that serves drinks and or food. A cafe might work with a group of mates. Get them to stand around together while you approach anyone of interest to you and say "see my buddy's over there, they bet me 20bucks i couldnt come over here and have a chat with you. So how abouts we chat over a drink bought with their money (flash a 20 of your own). Ice is now officially smashed and it only take 10 seconds to get a mate to back the story up

[traintracks7199]

do u have a band-aid cause i scrapped my knee falling for u :)

[TashlyVLOGS]

I'm gonna treat you like my homework... Slam you on my desk and do you all night

[darkseal524]

(for girls wirh brown eyes) Ur eyes r as brown as my toilet water at home

[ItzSammii]

I lost my number can I have urs

[SimplicityParkour]

Have you heard about Pluto? It's messed up right?

[twinerd0001]

Baby did it hurt when you fell? Cause you look like an angel.

[totalytiff]

R y from Africa cuz a-fric-can love u

[ZebotheZebra333]

Pokemon nerd Kk ready Charzardz are red squrrtilz are blue if u were a Pokemon I'd choose u

[GamingIlluminated]

Excuse me ma'am, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

[tekken547]

Are you jamaican cuz you jamakin me crazy

[Qazers46]

@bluefroggies5 skythekid refrence?

[bluefroggies5]

U a parking ticket? Cus u got fine written all over you;)

[CVgrazzly]

Are u high, cause your smokin

[ALICEinPOINTYshoes]

I'm usually not this tall I'm just sitting on my wallet(:

[TheMachete93]

Are you a snickers? Because you satisfy me?

[HopeForTheHero]

I'm not trying to impress you or anything,but I'm batman :D

[Wicha329]

I lost my number, can I have youts

[XDSugarRush]

If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?

[101playmakers]

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, or fertilized?

[XxChooseYourFatexX]

Hey babe come over to MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo till you jizz on my Facebook.

[TaylaSmoshyGoodness]

This pick-up line made me laugh so hard I cried xD

:

Did you just fart? 'cause you're blowing me away.

XD

[SKYJiNXX]

I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs, let's get this going.

[kissmyass143fml]

best part is 2:21 XDDD i laughed so hard and watched it three or four times

[katrat1739]

Nice pick up lines. You should check out my pick up lines for girls to use.

[HannaC13]

"Where r ur wings"- guy

"what?"-girl

"I thought all angels had wings"- guy

[20LUV11]

Did you here they remade the alphabet? They put U and I together.

- Quagmire from Family Guy-

[soccerstar2toasty]

Is that a mirrior in your pocket because I see myself in your pants

[TragicRewrite]

Don't really know many good pickup lines XD but I heard this one a while back.

"Did you get your pants on sale? Because at my house, they'd be 100% off."

[switcherroo99]

Hey girl, YouTube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo!

[BadFinger1997]

Best pickup line ever.

Hi my name is. A screw it let's fuck.

[joshzachmatt]

I lost my teddy bear, can I cuddle with you?

=)

[rubybond007]

Hagrid isnt the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean

Can I squirtle over your jigglypuff?

Is your name Gillette? Cuz I bet youd be great on my legs.

Are you a video game? Cuz Id play you all night

[brittzela1234]

i lost my number can i have urs to use

[MsKATtastrophe]

4 of those were from the gradual report ;D

[DeziqnFlux]

Have you got a plaster?

cuz i cut my knee falling for you

[MsSexyemogirl666]

A boy once used dis one on me: Do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes. I thought that was so nice compared to some of the dirtier ones...

[curlyfrieswtfazebra]

This one works if you have a mistletoe tattoo on your lower bely :3 (works for boys n girls i guess)

Its not christmas, (if it is take out the not) but will you kiss me under the mistletoe? (Proceed to lift up shirt)

[oXoMasquradeMistress]

I lost my teddybear, and I can't sleep alone. Will you sleep with me?

[NiqueRasta]

Are you a speeding ticket cuz you have 'FINE' written all over you!.

[superjwill55]

Are you from pokémon cuz I wanna pictachu

[NeverShoutKelleyxD]

@true10619

Reddit?

[darkcrystal615]

R u from tennessee?cuz ur the only 10 I see!

[FlyingRasin1234]

How much does it take for a polar bear to break the ice? Hi im *insert name here*

[true10619]

You like dinosaurs, I like dinosaurs... let's get this going

[richardrae30]

it takes millons to make this world but it only takes uu to make mine

[immortalforever123]

heres my pickup line. oh wait i dont use them guys are just generraly attracted to me so...well u get the picture

[JRamsayIsHot]

I'm not Santa, but you can sit on my lap

Did you fart? Cause you're blowing me away

Can I have your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

[10malp10]

My name isn't Luna but I sure do Lovegood!

[bvb1asking]

is that your ipod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me...i died when my friend told me this one

[SullySudz]

Do you like water ? Then you like 70%if my body;)

[vampiregirl310]

Shane i think girls might slap chu

[imawesome47825]

Either nice shoes wanna get to kno u or  nice shoes wanna fuck u

[GlapProductions]

Slow down sugar! I'm a diabetic

[HannahHeartsYa]

Is ur dad a baker cuz u got some nice buns

Are u and an electrician cuz u just turned me on

[MrsTotally]

NEEEEED!

[Maisymoo911]

@shanedawsontv what's your favorite pickup line and what's your phone I really want to know!!!! Aggh mine is, r u from Tennessee cuz your the only 10 I c. Or the one like that lol

[drunkencowz]

do you have a map 'cause in lost in your eyes

[sklletz]

r u tired cuz u'v runin through my mind

[sklletz]

do you believe in love at first site if not look again

[reibear1234]

Boy: Can I have a bandaid?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Cause I scraped my knee falling for you:3

[zFuhmas]

Are you a terrorist. Cause your the bomb !

[MEagle16]

Mate, just be yourself. You'll be fine.

[peacelovepotter09]

My favorite is a Harry potter one

My names not Luma but sure know how to love good

[Snuffaluffagusluver]

Pick up lines are for desperate people. Just say "hey I'm Shane Dawson can I buy you a drink?" or something like that

[cheyennehamilton10]

hey baby i just ate some skittles wanna taste the rainbow?luv you Shane!

[ImDaCookieMonstahhh]

Did anyone else notice the noise was from Pokemon ...

[13griffan]

dude ur pick up lines worked for me lol thx shane

[DEATHCHAIN3]

I cant taste my lips, would you do it for me? <--- weird note that worked last time i tried it xD.

[thoseBros1427]

Were you talking to me? Oh well then please start ;)

[thoseBros1427]

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) Enough to break the ice, hi I'm @ShaneDawsonTV

[BlackJoe222]

You have to be patiant for this one because the first step is usually not doable by yourself (unless you wanna be reeaaallllly obvious about it). *bell rings* Still no wings? "What do you mean?" You're an angel...(couldn't think of a good finish make up ur own.

[ArisuGeneration]

I don't believe  you would need any pickup lines... :D

[hail3ighT]

Are you from Tennessee? Cause i wanna get sexual.

[puppylove327]

just be ur self

[CheshireCat987]

Can I Slytherin to your room tonight?

I wouldn't mind putting my basilisk in your Chamber Of Secrets. :D 

[TheBriataylor1999]

Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten I see ;) Corny I know... don't judge me :)

[pussydollme174]

My penis just died can u give it mouth to dick!

[LithiumAutumn]

When God made you, He must have been showing off ;D

[pikamax50]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

I can't jelly my dick into your vagina

[KUAlyssa]

Is that a phone in ur pocket or r u just happy to see me? :)

[MatsumotoFamily]

Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants

[themike2048]

Fuck me. I have money.

Works every time.

[caseyesparza1]

Lma when he puts the glasses on he looks like steve from americasn dad

[hapkidokid98]

Is your daddy a baker? 'Cause you got nice buns.

[ThaboPianoGuitar]

Are you from the ocean? Cuz you smell like FISH!!

Gets the girl every time

[Pmanning1718]

do u know wat has 142 teeth and holds the incredibul hulk....my zipper

[Sixstringmaster91]

Are you African? Coz African want you.

[LadyDooWop1]

is your name Google cuz ur what I've been searching for!

[JeanPaige9]

If you were a parking ticket you would have fine written all over you!(;

[ELCTROPLATER]

Ru from Tennessee because ur the only ten I see

[hebrewpanda]

hey lil girl

oh hai santa! :3

wanna come sit on my lap

we can talk about the first thing that "comes" up

[rachelmk8]

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice.

;))))

[Thecashy41234]

im adiccted to sex im adiccted to boobibes who punched you in the face? a dick did!!

[RYSH999]

Hey Girl do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can see me in your pants..

[Breeebubz]

If we made the alphabet it would just be U and I

[Breeebubz]

Hey are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see

[rileyrawr98]

love themil cyrus song a the end

[jessiicaaa143]

Person 1: did it hurt?

Person 2: did what hurt?

Person 1: when you broke through the asphalt and emerged from hell

*** if that doesn't work I don't know what. will. xD

[JasminesCorner1]

I think my peins just died can u give it CPR

[bobcay009]

Hey I lost my phone number can I have yours?

[Geraffo]

nice shoes wanna fuck? works everytime c;

[Aubdesus]

Hey baby the only thing I would change about you is your last name ;)

[oneboredbrunette]

if i were astronaut i would fly straight to uranus ;*

[steventylerstalker12]

is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants ;)

[lydia4pie]

one time i was walking an this guy said to me "if you were a booger id pick you.."

[LetYourTearsReign]

Are you French horny for my tromboner?

[vinnjakefacermen]

did it hurt. girl: wat hurt boy wen u got raped

[hippokisses101]

1. Your Face.

I like that shit

2. You: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? You: When you fell from heaven (;

3. *Wipes girl's face* You: Oh. I guess it doesn't come off. Girl: What? You: Beautiful (;

[TheBlueRaccon]

charmanders are red squirtles are blue if you where a pokemon i choose you!

[mCkEnZiE4123]

Are you from Ireland? Cause when I see you

My penis is Dublin!

[emmiannika]

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ;)

[Wolfy2k10]

Hey baby , i pissed myself from the emotion meeting you , wanna change my pants?

[utimatetechdecker]

do u have a mirror in your pocket cus i see myself inside your pants theres something wrong with my eyes they cant stop looking at you

[EmzaRamen]

Omg I LOOOVE that Lilly Allen song!!!! and lol I only have Harry potter pick up lines that should be directed towards girls. So - Hagrid's not the only giant on this campus... If u know what I mean. I think my basilisk is ready to slither into you chamber of secrets. Wanna take a ride on my Nimbus 2000? Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? If you e a dementor, I'd be a criminal just to get your kiss.

[darlenelovesyou1234]

its ok bout sometimes annoy (watch how u use it)

are u from tennessee cuz u the only ten i c

[TheBarbieGirl2416]

your eyes are gorgeous in this video<3

[jbainbridge12]

Are you from Tennessee? Cause u wanna make out with your face.

Whats your sign? Is it please let me touch your ass?

My appartment smells if rich mahogany...you should get naked.

[kbbles]

my love for you like diarrhea; I can't hold it in...

[SamanthaBissett17]

That shirt is rather becoming on you.

Then again, if I were your shirt, I'd be coming on you too. ;)

[wn2xea]

is that a keg in your pants? cus i'd like to tap that ass

do you know how to make pie cus yoiu made my banana cream! ;)

[TheOneAndOnlyManders]

roses are red

violets are blue

i want to shove my penis in you..

XD

[jeckarae]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[SmileyBrownies212]

heard it alot...and it annoys me (DON'T USE)

Hey baby did it hurt, you know, when you fell from heaven

¬.¬ ugh!

[verocarrera74]

My lips are made of skittles wanna taste the rainbow

[MissJessCutten]

I like your clothes... but i like them better on my bedroom floor..

[neumn13]

"Are you a model?"

"No"

"When did you quit?"

[singmylittleheartout]

Excuse me, I lost my numer. Can I have yours?

[CareeBearrLuvssYuhhh]

Are you a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you Lmao xD

[damidgetpiccolo]

did you just fart because you blew me away

[damidgetpiccolo]

did you just because you blew me away

[Bunnylover123666]

people called me cat lady, cat woman, even Cat Freak, the first day of middle school. No friends that year............... :,(

[FlyingFiddleISme]

Oh, just run around in a circle screaming in pig Latin the words to bad romance. Trust me. Cops are H O T hot.

[FlyingFiddleISme]

Ned!

[singoutloud990]

My friends and I were talking about pick up lines the other day here are 2,

1. I lost my number, can I have yours?

2. I can't feel my lips, can u feel them for me?

[kaelinlovesloz1998]

i read one online that really stuck in my head but it is not my favorite "does this smell like chloroform?"

[MsMathrox]

shane i dont get it. you are the entire package. your funny, have good looks, and you talk like u have it.(if u know what i mean)...... i dont see how you dont have a girlfriend..???

my fave pickup line is,

"i wish i could arrange the alphabet, so that i can put U and I together." it helps when a guy uses interactions too. just makes it funnier. but dont be dirty about it. :D hope i help

[1435queen]

Noe that's an awesome pickup line

[1435queen]

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

[XxGimmeDatAssxX]

Nice shoes..........Wanna fuck? :D

[RawRMonsterzz]

Hey i forgot my phone number can i borrow yours?

[OMGskinneyjeans]

Did you just fart cos you blew me away. <3

[jackasskat13]

Is something burning or are you just smoking hot?

[GENKIisCOOL]

Do u like shopping cus you have got all the goods

[GENKIisCOOL]

I here you like to gossip well how about you come to my place and spill the beens ;)

[PuReHoTeNeRgY]

Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Yeah I don't know why I'm still single :/

[PuReHoTeNeRgY]

Lol I love the pi one XD

[marleypet]

I need a glass cause I just found a nice drink of water. Say that to a girl and if she giggles, it worked.

[timetree12]

are there mirriors on your pants because i can see myself in them. (;

[nwalker251]

I would date u

If I was in my 20's

[PandaPuppy1]

If you were a booger,I'd pick you first hehe :)

[livelaughlove9187]

Are you from Tennessee cus your the only 10. I see

[MrKrucik]

Are you a ticket ? Cause you've got fine written all over you. ;)

[peanut1998100]

You must be a Parkin ticket cuz you guy fine written all over you

[ScreamoLoverOnly]

Roses are red, violates are fine, you can be the 6 and I'll be the 9

[VanessaDelarosea]

haha Shane got some nice moves when he dance's like a girl

[Diongirl85]

are u jamacan cuz ur jamaicn me crazy

[MaddycomoTV]

if i made up the alphabet only u and i would be in it!

[Firestormke]

forever alone!!!

[PsykoPants]

"Where is your wings? Because you look like an angel."

[PerfectlyUnperfect20]

Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten i see.... Lol

[NightWolfPictures77]

Wut u do is say wanna go out I know and u know the being a cat person is terrible

[katecookiemonster]

Your dad must be a baker.. Because you got nice buns

[EpicStopSign]

I remember my friend john said this to me in 7th grade "are you jewish,cuz you jew my ish" I really did not understand but it made me laugh lol

[nickstewart71]

Theres a trail in my pants and you've been summoned ~~~~~ C+H

[epicgrl522]

Go outside at nite with a girl and say this.

You: " you want to know which star is my favorite?"

Girl: "which one?"

You: " the one that sparkles beautifully in your (insert eye color here with a complement on eyes) eyes"

Also just be kind and romantic as much as you can.. Most girls say they dnt like tht but as a girl ik they secretly just want their prince charming to come to the rescue.. no matter how much they deny it, it will always be true.

[screwthemagicwaffles]

hayleeandrita's right girls also like when u watch what shes good at like art or music then compliment her

[HayleeAndRita]

Shane can I give you advice......just be you

Not the prerv way but the......umm,umm sweet sensitive side and gurls like roses especially pink and white or both mixed into one flower so just be a not perv,sweet nice guy...;)